#billboard ask

[taylorftparamore]

billboard using a clip of the nude model of taylor swift in kayne's video to discuss her career.......... holy shit...............

[muppenthings]

hello for you ark ideas would you like to draw a giant who is very new to being a giant?

They just smacked their head into yet another billboard. :)

[adrianfontenot]

Alastor's Son’s(?) Opinion on His Many "Bitches"

" Wow I have a lot of moms I have uuhh let's see "

|| Adrienne counts on his fingers. ||

" That Voe girl, uuh the fish thing and Charlie's siste- HOLY SHIT HE'S PULLING A LOT OF BITCHES "

(reference to @thecrownprincessofhell, @nkirukaj's fanfiction series, and @virydia)

[mmmairon]

For me?

[the-radio-demon-blog]

What do you think of her? @voethebeau that is? 🤔 lol

Dear Voe seems like an interesting gal to say the least!

A charmer like me which I can appreciated. However she seems to favor modern technology more than I. And she does have a skill for...a favorite hobby of mine. Perhaps to put it in the plainest way would be: murder?

I would have to get to know Voe better before I form a complete opinion on the Billboard Doe.

[tennessoui]

i cannot stop thinking about shattered glass anakin going door to door canvassing for the man he´s never met and who´s never met him, researching dumb politics using dumb wikipedia on his dumb compute dumbfounded people get paid for this shit, truly a thing of beauty. no pressure but .... GIMMME GIMME GIMME NOW

it’s not anakin’s fault he’s a mechanical engineering major who has never once thought about politics in his life only to take a class on democracy and fall in love with his TA and decide to do something that’s honestly sort of lame in an attempt to impress her only to then find out the candidate he chose to support at random is actually smoking hot and also very interesting and also not interested in winning

(it is anakin’s fault for all of it tbh)

can’t wait to write a scene where anakin’s like wait I could have been getting PAID for this??? and obi-wan is like “yes. you’re hired.” and anakin’s like :D sweet and obi-wan’s like “and now you’re fired. Please cease and desist with any and all campaigning efforts.” and his lawyer who has to be there for most of his conversations with anakin skywalker for legal purposes cough politely and is like “severance pay” and obi-wan is like “oh. No never mind Mr skywalker that was all a little hypothetical exercise. you are not fired and you are not hired. but please do stop.”

[highway-userboxes]

Expendable userboxes!

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[voethebeau]

You and Alastor are so cute together!!!!

“We are!”

[wreckedandpolemic]

can i be greedy… if so i, m, o, and v for actress!au 😊

i - intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect.)

it’s not always sweet, but it is always loving. even when he’s calling you filthy, degrading names, doing whatever he wants to you while you just take it like a good girl. there’s always adoration in matty’s gaze, murmured reassurances exactly when you need them, his hands soothing even when they’re delivering stinging slaps. and, god, when you do have sweet sex… matty stares into your eyes, sharing slow, passionate kisses that drip with love as he fucks deep into you. god, i love you, he murmurs into your mouth. i love you so fucking much.

m - motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)

he’s a love boner type of boy!! he’s genuinely gotten hard just from watching you in your element, networking smoothly at a party or gracefully wrangling reporters on the red carpet. he’s never been so glad not to be the centre of attention for once. it’s so hard for him whenever you have an upcoming movie, poor boy, starts getting turned on seeing you in trailers or on billboards because fucking hell, look at my girlfriend. can’t believe she lets me hit.

o - oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

as we all know, matty’s a munch in every universe, makes you cum on his tongue every chance he gets, sometimes at the expense of his own pleasure. but fuck if the sight of your pretty, plump lips wrapped around his cock isn’t the star of his fantasies every night. you love giving him head, making him come undone with your mouth, letting him take only what you want to give. the power is intoxicating, and you always feel like you’re winning, even when you’re the one on your knees.

v - volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc)

of the two of you, matty’s the loud one. he can’t shut the fuck up, moaning and gasping and whining constantly. and he’d probably die if he couldn’t dirty talk you while you’re fucking, moaning such a good little slut and takin’ me so well, darling and this pussy was fuckin’ made for me, right? in your ear with his hand wrapped around your throat.

matty also takes pride in breaking you, getting you to fucking scream for him, even if it takes hours upon hours. he’ll fuck you, finger his cum out of you, lick you clean, press a vibrator against your clit until you’re a twitching, whimpering mess, until you’ve lost count of how many times you’ve cum and gotten so lost in pleasure that you couldn’t even begin to curb the noises you’re making.

[akkivee]

Vee im thinking about how the hypmics are popular and its making me giggle so hard like...... What ??? Its so funny to me i know they are like technically idols but also yeah lemme pull up with some merch of Yokohamas Most Dangerous Men. Let me just ask a Doctor with a Busy Schedule to Pose for some Photo Cards. Like imagine going outside and seeing your teacher on a billboard sex baiting like LMAOAOAOAO (yes im talking about that one set of official art they made... Why were they shirtless...) its so ....!?!??!?!? Insane to me i actually giggled when i watched rhyme anima and saw that ramuda had bb merch. It feels like they are supposed to be living normal lives like nobody gaf about them i know thats wrong but seriously come on

i think part of it is that the boys don’t like the drbs so they don’t capitalise on it lol. like they get to do cool stuff like the freestyle gladiator thing with the mixed up divisions, the curry battle, and lowkey being used to push political agendas bc they do have fame being drb participants but i doubt they want to give chuuoku even more power over them than they already do

and some of it might also be chuuoku not wanting to give them much more power and sway as well. like hifumi and jakurai actually talked about this in the wake of their win lol but chuuoku regulates what they can and can’t do as division champs (in a stifling piece of worldbuilding i understand why it exists but that sucks ass bro lol) chuuoku doesn’t want a repeat tdd situation where they could potentially rouse the nation into arms

and now i might be talking out of my ass here lol but i also think the citizens of chuuoku japan just respect them lol. they were selected by chuuoku to fight and nobody outside chuuoku’s walls seem to really like their government lol. they are regular ass people lol that is your overworked drb champion salaryman dissociating on a bench in the park, that is your 2nd drb champ homeless person sleeping with a newspaper as a blanket on the street but it’s not like they chose to be drb participants so they might also be really aware of that lol

[lamperts-bleach]

drew u for my infection au..,,, i hope u like it

It’s cool! But, why do I have Kasper’s looking germs? Please don’t say I’m infected with germs…

(WAAAA ITS SO COOL/OOC//)

[erikahenningsen]

rejanis wild west sheriff/outlaw au?

Regina doesn't particularly want to be the sheriff but her father was the sheriff, and her grandfather, and her great-grandfather, etc. and when her parents only had girls she was basically guilted into succeeding her dad.

Regina is just. bored and unbothered all the time. People come to her and say that someone stole their horse and she's like okay? what does that have to do with me?

Janis and Damian and co rob banks not because they really need the money but because they love the rush of successfully pulling off a heist and evading the cops.

Regina generally doesn't care much about her job but she becomes somewhat obsessed with these robbers because it deeply frustrates her that nobody can figure out who they are. Regina almost caught up to one of them once, and got a glimpse of her face. She was so surprised to see a woman that she almost ran her horse off the road.

Damian keeps telling Janis it's stupid to keep targeting the same town but Janis is fascinated by the sheriff, who is possibly the hottest woman she's ever seen. She gets a rush from frustrating her in particuclar.

Send me a potential AU and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story

[mariocki]

Infinite list of favourite lyrics: 225/?

Billy Joel - Big Shot (1978)

"Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine,

With your fine Park Avenue clothes;

You had the Dom Pérignon in your hand

And the spoon up your nose.

Ooh, and when you wake up in the morning

With your head on fire

And your eyes too bloody to see,

Go on and cry in your coffee

But don't come bitchin' to me."

[blunderpuff]

there's a billboard i pass every day and there's A Lot that's wrong with it by the worst part is that they had to put an extra piece on top of the board so the guy's forehead wouldn't get cut off:

[screampied]

Vegas baby are you dropping a new album

presave now

[leonsliga]

here's the video: https://www.tiktok.com/@wwwshow/video/7343295839730666785 !!

If tiktok thirst traps make him nervous, let’s just hope the poor thing will never have to see what we post about him on tumblr and ao3 😵