#abd obi-wans eye twitches

[tennessoui]

i cannot stop thinking about shattered glass anakin going door to door canvassing for the man he´s never met and who´s never met him, researching dumb politics using dumb wikipedia on his dumb compute dumbfounded people get paid for this shit, truly a thing of beauty. no pressure but .... GIMMME GIMME GIMME NOW

it’s not anakin’s fault he’s a mechanical engineering major who has never once thought about politics in his life only to take a class on democracy and fall in love with his TA and decide to do something that’s honestly sort of lame in an attempt to impress her only to then find out the candidate he chose to support at random is actually smoking hot and also very interesting and also not interested in winning

(it is anakin’s fault for all of it tbh)

can’t wait to write a scene where anakin’s like wait I could have been getting PAID for this??? and obi-wan is like “yes. you’re hired.” and anakin’s like :D sweet and obi-wan’s like “and now you’re fired. Please cease and desist with any and all campaigning efforts.” and his lawyer who has to be there for most of his conversations with anakin skywalker for legal purposes cough politely and is like “severance pay” and obi-wan is like “oh. No never mind Mr skywalker that was all a little hypothetical exercise. you are not fired and you are not hired. but please do stop.”