#bill: ...oh mY GOD-
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bill, emerging from the TARDIS corridors, looking horrified: doctor...
the doctor, a note of concern in his voice: yeah?
bill, wide-eyed: i found *clears throat* something in one of the rooms
the doctor, slowly approaching: ...what was it?
bill: a box
the doctor: a box?
bill: full of... *deep breath* very not-you stuff
the doctor, confused: "not-me stuff"? how'd you mean?
bill, looking everywhere but not at him: ............there were sex toys
the doctor:
bill:
bill, after a pause: listen, it's alright- i just didn't expect you- i mean- 's totally fine- just- don't leave things like that out in the open
the doctor:
the doctor, "slightly" embarrassed: ...i- i don't remember having sex- such things on me
bill: i've already seen it, there's no use in denying-
the doctor, genuinely confused: no, i mean it. i don't remember
- somewhere in space, clara's diner -
clara: *minding her own business*
clara: *remembers*
clara, leaning against the wall: shit.
#i guess i should be sorry#but i really am not#whouffaldi#twelveclara#twelve x clara#clara oswald#twelfth doctor#silly dialogues#bill potts#i also have a second part written for this madness#but it's basically smth like#bill: memories important right?#the doctor: ....bill do you remember that box with not-me stuff you found in the tardis#bill: *embarrassed* well yes#the doctor: ...i remember now.#bill: ...oh mY GOD-
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i dont think bill would be used to someone actually liking him.... especially as much as ford did like it was embarrassing
#bill like oh. my god hes obsessed with me or somethjng.....#everyone he tried to get to help him hated his asssss 😭😭😭😭😭#billford#billford fanart#tbob#tbob fanart#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#bill cipher fanart#stanford pines#stanford pines fanart#ford pines#ford pines fanart#grunkle ford fanart#grunkle ford#disney#disney fanart#fyp#fypage#comic#gravity falls comic#tbob comic#rickrackpaddywack
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Just a man and his muse :)
A shameless plug for something I drew last night!
(I think I'll do a separate post for a proper Patreon update, cuz I've gotten so much support, and I've been doing a lot with it this past week and having a really good time!)
#NOTHIN TO SEE HERE FOLKS MOVE ON 📢#anyway I had so much fun drawing that thing for patreon last night oh my god#was I up until 3 am? Yes#BUT IT MIGHT BE THE SILLIEST THING I'VE EVER DRAWN#A hint. Ford has a very.......... intrusive. sleep paralysis demon#THATS ALL ILL SAY DSKJSJSGHKJ#billford#billford fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#sketchbook#pencil drawing#traditional art#traditional drawing#bill cipher#stanford pines#bill cipher fanart#stanford pines fanart
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The book of bill website is open and typing in breakup/divorce gets you..
bro...
#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#billford#stanford pines#stanley pines#OH MY GOD!!#also ford makes a joke about leaving bill on read on his paper which is so fucking funny ohh my god#tbob#bill cipher
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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I love the handyman au like imagine if bill thinks soos and melody as his parent figures or AT LEAST REMINDS HIM OF THEM IDK…. (its probably out of character so this was just so i could cope)
(au by @ LosanPostle and @ waty_mot on twitter!!)
i posted this on tiktok as well but might as well share it here too :-)
#bill cipher#gravity falls#digital art#ibispaint art#ibispaintx#sorry if out of character#i love this au so so much oh my god#fanart#handyman au#gravity falls au
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YOU'RE TAILOR-MADE FOR THIS DAY AND AGE / BECAUSE YOU'RE POWERLESS AND LOOK LIKE PREY
#I HOPE NO ONES DONE THIS YET#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#gravity falls fiddleford#mesmerizer#gravity falls#book of bill#the book of bill#billford#kind of#ive rebalanced the values in the second pic like 3 times already oh my fucking god
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here's my wildly belated contribution to the 60th anniversary
#turns out drawing *checks notes* 23 characters and a tardis takes some amount of time#oh god so many tags#my stuff#doctor who#dw#ninth doctor#rose tyler#jack harkness#mickey smith#tenth doctor#martha jones#donna noble#wilfred mott#river song#eleventh doctor#amy pond#rory williams#clara oswald#twelfth doctor#bill potts#nardole#thirteenth doctor#yasmin khan#ryan sinclair#graham o'brien#dan lewis#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor#tardis#don't look at her too closely
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What can I even say here to redeem myself
#okay guys SUE me#I ship Stan and Steve I'm sorry 😔#and YES they're banished to the pure white background dimension they deserve to be there#pyramid steve is actually very fun to draw though he's so silly#cole's art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#art#stanley pines#pyramid steve#pyramid stan#is that their ship name?#i have no clue lol#bill cipher#triangle bill cipher#grunkle ford#stanford pines#billford#i don't ship it but i do think it's funny to see them be bitter exes 🙏#i have a final to do today and I'm drawing this instead ❤️#pyramid scheme#IS THAT THEIR SHIP NAME OH MY GOD THAT'S SO GOOD WHAT#WHO NAMED IT I NEED TO GROVEL AT THEIR FEET
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Made in the Image of Bill
Closeups of the quality gets roasted (just like bills family) ->
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#silas birchtree#silas birchtree fanart#gf bill cipher#bill cipher fanart#bill cipher#BRO I LOVE SILASSO MUCH YAYAYAYAYAYAYAHAHAHAGDGAHAVAAAA#YAYSGDHSHSGAHAAHAHAHA#ROTTING CORPSE#I LOVE IT SO MUCH#HOT TAKE MAYBE BUT THIS IS A BETTER VERSION OF MICHEAL AFTON#I LOVE THSI SO MUCH BROO#BILL#PEAKED HERE#BILL LITERALLY PEAKED WITH SILAS LMAO#also I love this his name means forest so it’s like a birch forest#Minecraft reference oh my gooodd#ANYWYAS#YES#ILL STAND BY THIS AND DIE ON THIS HILL#I FULLY THINK THAT#like bro bill went absolutely crazy#and indulged in every selfish thing he wanted to#HE WAS COPING AHAHAA#like#I just know everytime he reminded his multiple wives that he was the local epic god he would secretly mope about his family#idk maybe the his traumatic backstory beans on my mind too much and now I’m trying to include it into the narrative of EVERYTHING HES DONE#the book of bill#book of bill
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Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.
#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#sonic the hedgehog#slight spoilers#stobotnik#I've never seen such fucking YEARN in a man before like PICK IT UP bro your obsession is so obvious#I've never felt so.. like this about an end of a relationship before i swear to god if Stone disappears after this I'll riot#I need him causing destruction in Robotniks name but before that I'm going to cope with him being a yearny little shit snd Shadow being edgy#Genuinely it's going to be 1K words of Shadow thinking 'Maria would've loved guacamole..' or something like that because i refuse to be sad#I'm not coping.. everyone lives nobody dies stobotnik ISN'T DEAD NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN#the sonic movie team is paying for all of my bills not just the therapy ones because FUCK THIS#i loved the movie though it's so good gaia please never stop the peak it's so peak holy shit#OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED METAL SONIC WON'T HAVE HIS DAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE#I'm NOT going to be okay coming into the third movie how could you have taken the father son bonding AWAY FROM ME
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I would die for Corey Dorris… Anyway here’s Bill
#I will never draw bill this well again oh my god#when this man starts singing everyone legally has to shush#warmups#digital art#digital drawing#Bill Woodward#Tgwdlm#Starkid#Hatchetfield#hatchetverse#art#drawing#fanart#the guy who didn't like musicals#honestly tho Corey is perfect mwah mwah
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i've connected the dots
#bill cipher#william afton#OH MY FUCKING GOD I'VE ONLY NOW REALIZED THEY ARE LITERALLY BOTH FUCKING WILLIAMS. I AM GOING TO RUN INTO A WALL#fnaf#gravity falls#the book of bill
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@wolfythewitch ‘s Gravity Fowls au has awoken a lost childhood memory of mine recently, specifically because their au is so similar to one of my favorite books when I was a kid: Fantastic Mr. Fox
Basic summary of the book: Three Evil Capitalist Farmers attempt to starve local anthro fox family who regularly steal their products (chickens, goose, duck, turkey, and apples/cider) via bio terrorism, failing miserably at every turn.
Now, you may be wondering, what the actual fuck does that have to do with Gravity Fowls? Well, a major part of the book is that the previously mentioned anthro-fox family has been forced underground by previously mentioned Evil Capitalist Farmers, and so Mr. Fox (the mc) has to devise a fool proof method of getting his family food: tunneling farther underground toward the Evil Capitalist Farms and stealing their produce that way instead of the regular way. I don’t know why, but that just sounds like something Bill would do? Like it just fits his vibes.
So, I just had to draw Bill in Mr. Fox’s outfit!
Isn’t he just so handsome? I also drew one other fanart, and some quick context for this next one:
The Evil Capitalist Farmers also accidentally drive the other wildlife into hiding with their bio-terrorism, which are also anthropomorphic (note: all the animals are anthro, but not the chickens or other produce? Probably too dark for a kids book idk). The other animals blame Mr. Fox for being a fucking sneak, and Mr. Fox is like, woah guys! Don’t worry, I’ve fixed everything, I’ve got an infinite food glitch! We just use these tunnels me and the fam have dug to steal more food! I even got some carrots for the vegetarians! And the other animals are like, alright seems legit.
Why all this context? Because I drew Bill’s henchmaniac crew as origami animals based off the other animals from Fantastic Mr. Fox:
I imagine they still live in the nightmare dimension, but they just origami now. btw all the animals in the book have names like Mr. Weasel, and Mr. Mole, with wife and kids too, which is wild to me. Except Mr. Rat. He’s an aweful disgusting thief (which, who in this book isn’t??) whose constantly getting drunk off Cider (which, again, who tf in this book isn’t?? Even one of the anthro-kids gets drunk at some point??)
But I didn’t just make fanart that catered to me and only me, I also made this:
I had this thought of, what if during weirdmagedon, instead of just getting a 3D form, Bill turns into an actual fox, not just an origami one? So that’s where this came from. Also it should be criminal how long it took me to draw Stanford! I spent so long on that fucking chicken.
Uhm, conclusion? Gravity Fowls is awesome, and respect to Wolfythewitch for being able to actually draw chickens consistently well, I only dream to be able to master that skill.
#gravity falls#gravity falls bill cipher#bill cipher#gravity fowls#stanford pines#Gravity falls au#fantastic mr fox#oh my god that’s an actual tag#Is there a fantastic Mr Fox fandom?#Tell there’s a fantastic Mr Fox fandom#Excuse me while I check out the fantastic Mr Fox fandom
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Was debating on whether or not to post this, but here you go - based on that one trend from about a year ago.
#gravity falls#gravity falls memes#pines twins#gravity falls dipper#dipper pines#gravity falls mabel#mabel pines#gravity falls bill#bill cipher#funky town#I just love the idea of this being a regular occurrence#the last frame is my absolute favorite - just the look of ‘oh god it’s him again’#the rest is just pure sibling behavior
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