Tbh if bill told me to do anything after saying something cute
I’d fold so fast
“What’s that? You want me to help you to this world in a physical sense so you can destroy and take over the world and also get back at your ex? Well you did just call yourself billy…”
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Hearing a faint agreement from afar, you stood motionless, out of bounds to be seen by the human.
From afar, you could hear an amused laugh from Bill, but you pay him no mind as you just stare at the 1000th human who had accepted his offer.
As you just gave the hundred-mile gaze towards nothing, Bill continues to laugh at your misery.
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
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I find Bill Cipher's gender intriguing... Did you guys know that Bill cipher is a goth girl.
Uphhhhh, I envy his triangular form. He's so awesome.
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Just got the book of Bill and here's my favorite snippets (spoiler they're all gay and mostly eluding to BillFord):
Not bro flirting with the pharaoh
This is literally word for word what he did to Stanford in Weirdmageddon
Why do you need a MAN to draw you pretty? Huh Bill?
Okay at this point they're just straight up flirting
And now we got ford x mcguckett??? I'm kicking my feet and giggling rn
Here comes the toxic BillFord
Bill in his breakup era
Will add more if I see anymore BillFord but I ran out of pics I can add to this post so-
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What are your headcanons for bill?
Well I headcanon that...
-deep inside he regrets a lot of the things that he did
-he keeps his original form because he still cannot let go of his past, he most likely still reminisce about his home and he keeps himself as a triangle to let himself be reminded. Maybe this could be a self harm situation in which he keeps himself as a triangle to always remind himself of what he's done. Remember, he can absolutely be in any form he wants to be, we saw this in Dreamscapers(?) episode in Gravity Falls where he disguised himself as Soos.
So he can be anything he wants to be, but in the end he ultimately chooses to be a triangle guy.
-perhaps he also keeps his o.g. triangle form because it reminds him of someone? Maybe a friend from the past or someone he truly cared for. Or maybe it's just because of his pride and ego
-he does not have good depth perception
-he may view things very differently because he came from another dimension
-he may not look like that at all, but we perceive him that way, like our eyes might limit us to not see what he actually is
-he's touch-starved
-he is probably still alive
-he might be reading this
I think that's all that I could think of, there might be some that I forgot to add but if you wanted a specific headcannon, like perhaps headcannon's on how he might react if someone/reader does not know who he is, then feel free to ask again. Honestly send as many as you'd like, this applies to everyone.
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