#bill cipher selfshipping

[exodusin]

I love you guys so damn much, please also invite me to your guy’s wedding

[mellohisan]

i love using templates to fulfill my self ship agenda

from left to right: stanford/maja, stanley/maja, bill/maja

i do self insert comms!

template under cut

[showstopper35]

the human form (bill cipher nsfw!)

a/n: don’t ask me why I wrote this. I’m losing all self control. may draw at least my bill design later. This could be an x reader or you could pretend it's Ford.

notes/cw: NSFW!! SMUT! oral sex, handjob, fingering, cumplay. reader is gn. unfortunately I am a subscriber to Twinkish Bill Cipher, so there’s that.

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"How many holes do you have?" a familiar, grating voice asks as I am buried in a book.

"Excuse me?" I ask, peering at Bill's floating form over the top of my book.

"Holes. You." He points.

"Well, there's my mouth, ears, nose...that's five." I say slowly. "Do tear ducts count?"

"Yes. Seven, so far. But aren't there more holes down there?" He points to my lower region.

"Um..yes. Two or three, depending on the body." I say quietly. "For waste and for...um.."

"Cum?" he asks innocently.

"Yeah. That." I choke. Surprised he knows what that is, considering he refers to humans as "meat sacks".

"What's cum like? Is it yellow too?" he asks, sitting down in the air and crossing his legs.

"No...it's usually white and clear-ish. Why are you asking about...this?" I say tentatively.

"I want to experience more with my human form. You know, like, pain, but also pleasure. It'll help me understand how to manipulate you freaks better. " he muses, smirking somehow without a mouth.

"Oh. I guess that makes sense. Well, you could try...um..making that with your human form, I guess. If you wanted to." I had no idea where this conversation was going.

"How?" comes the new question, making me nearly blush. For all the weird shit he says, talking about sex was somehow weirder.

"You know where your dick is?" I ask. He nods. "You...can stroke it yourself. Or have someone stroke it for you if they want. Or they can use their mouth, or you can put it into someone else's...holes...and pump it until you cum." My voice progressively got quieter and more flustered as I explained to him all the different ways people came. He seemed to get gradually more excited as I went on.

With a flash of blue light, he transformed into his familiar human design. Gangly limbs, crooked mischievous smile, triangular eyepatch, and messy cowlicked hair. He immediately unzips his black pants.

"Woa! Woa! I'm right here!" I startle out of my seat, averting my gaze as he starts pulling on the waistband of his yellow boxers.

"I know. You're gonna help me." He states simply. He reaches over and loosely grabs my wrist. I jerk back, face flushed.

"Absolutely not! I'm not touching you." I all but scream.

"Please? Please? If you do this, I'll give you a small breakthrough in your research. I know you want it." His grip around my wrists tightens--a threat. I stall, a frown on my face.

"Fine." I say, before I can properly regret it.

"Really?" He lets go of my wrist, smiling.

"Just...just quickly. And you better keep your end of the deal."

He waves me away, already slipping into my chair. He points to the ground, and I slowly slide to my knees, my face between his thighs. He slowly pulls his length out of his boxers. His dick is relatively skinny, like the rest of him, but he definitely gave himself a generous length when designing this body.

"Are...you sure about this?" I ask, soft. He nods, watching me with intense fascination and almost greed. With that permission, I gently wrap a hand around the hilt of his length, slowly stroking up and down. He instantly flinches against my touch, and I can tell by his tension that it takes a lot for him to not pull away.

"Just tell me if you want to stop." I whisper, before kissing the top of his dick. I lick the beads of precum, a slight smile forming at my lips at its salty taste and the shiver that went up through his body. I place my whole lips around the head, sucking down and up in slow motions. I enjoy Bill's trembling, especially when he briefly closes his eyes.

I suck more, licking a thick stripe along the bottom of his cock, enjoying the soft whimper that escaped his mouth. He looked away, visibly embarrassed, but he runs a hand through my hair before tugging on it.

"Enjoying this?" I murmur, kissing the side of his dick. He just growled in response, his long, serpentine tongue flicking out between his lips. I feel his thighs twitch, shuddering. He's probably close.

I pump my hand around his cock harder, nearly choking as I try to fit more of it into my mouth with each suck. I go faster and faster, tears pricking at the edges of my vision. Finally, with a violent jerk, his hips buck into my face and he yanks on my hair so hard I whine. A nearly painful shudder runs through his thighs as hot cum spills into my mouth. I pull back, letting it drip onto my chin.

Slowly, still twitching, he reaches down to me and swipes at the cum on my chin, sticking his fingers into his mouth. "Salty." he comments, though it doesn't look like he hates it. He then wipes the rest of it onto my neck.

"Well? How was it?" I ask, touching his dick once again to cover my hand in cum. He takes my wrist and licks my palm, then presses my hand to his chest.

"I...I liked it. I see why it makes you ugly freaks go crazy." He sighs, leaning back, licking more of my fingers and ruffling my hair with his other hand.

"I'm glad. We aren't all bad, hmm?" I laugh, kissing his cock once more before standing up.

"No...not all bad."

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[missazura]

@wackulart fed me billzura propaganda

[strawberryraviegutz]

(Haven’t read the book of Bill yet so no spoilers pls. But this needs to be said.)

Sooo now that Bill Cipher is becoming popular again, we’re all gonna not shit on and treat EVERY/ALL human designs of Bill as valid right? We’re not gonna bully and or harass ppl for their own interpretations even if it’s a “skinny white male twink in a suit” right?

We’re not gonna have internalized misogyny and make fun of/bully women(since majority of ppl who simp for/selfship with Bill or these types of characters in general are women and young teenage girls) for finding bill and or skinny twink designs of human bill attractive right?

We’re not gonna use that one doodle Alex hirsch made FOR FUN(he literally said Bill wouldn’t have a human form canonically, meaning we get to headcanon WHATEVER THE HECK WE WANT.) to “own the fangirls/simps” right?

We’re gonna ACTUALLY GO AGAINST CRINGE CULTURE and not make exceptions for bill cipher simps just because you personally find them “cringe” for wanting to selfship with and or fuck a FICTIONAL SHAPESHIFTING demonic eldritch triangle right?

We’re not gonna use the term tumblr sexyman as an insult right? We’re not gonna ignore the millions of poc(myself included) who simp for/selfship with Bill cipher(or tumblr sexymen in general)and call it “white ppl shit/white women shit” right?

(Only reason I stopped selfshipping with bill was because yall were non stop bullying/harassimg the hell out of ppl who found Bill attractive in any way. Tho I’m feeling a bit nostalgic due to the book of bill coming out so I MAYBE might start selfshipping with him again. But that’s a HUGE maybe since ppl online can’t be normal about anything they personally don’t find appealing..)

We’re overall going to actually be NORMAL AND KIND TO EACH OTHER this time right?

RIGHT??

[catzspine]

Selfship art!! <3

I love Bill, but drawing him is kinda difficult 😭

[artisticallygay]

"WOULDN'T YOU SAY THIS IS A LITTLE EGOCENTRIC, DOODLE?" "Oh that's rich coming from you."

Why yes, this is very self-indulgent, but this was also a lot of fun to make over the past week or so!

You can check out the full art of my human Bill and Billsona designs here and here!

[sp00ks-in-th3-cl0s3t]

Open to love letters from my f/O's 🌸

Reblog this if it's okay for mutuals to send you anonymous love letters from your f/O's coz lemme tell ya I will EAT that shit up

[rainbillcipher]

Bex frequently gets sad thinking I can't love her cause she's not smart or pretty or fun enough, but she's wrong. She's all those things and more cause I love her.

[thr0athugs]

When ur demon ex boyfriend comes back to make sure you never have a moment of peace ever again.

[cant-help-but-self-ship]

Doodled myself with Bill (after designing his 'human' form), as well as myself with Ford (who's done with my shit /aff ) .

[funkyt0wnn]

Gravity Falls Self Insert

Or at least one of them, I technically have two

He’s so stupid I love him greatly

Take some closeups 👍

[camenxi]

one day the jazzy triangle met a very square square or something.

[mea-art]

Guess who made a deal for a 25$ Nintendo eshop gift card!! Nothing bad will happen!!

[missazura]

silly guy

[moecipher]