#but its selfshipping

[stanfordpinesbiggestfan]

handyman au but it's my oc bc I HATE billford

extra coloured doodle of him n stanford 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[kakushusband]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

[grilde1chesse]

ppl complaining about proshippers in self shipping communities is so funny 2 me </3 like u come into MY house & ask why I? live here?? cmon man

[bunnys-lil-hideout]

hi if you're someone who's new to the tumblr self-shipping community or new to self-shipping in general and you want to avoid reblogging from pr0$h1pp3rs/pr0f1ct10n bloggers, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE block these tags.

pr0$h1pp3rs will even tag completely unrelated self-shipping posts with these tags in order to find their people, which is why its EXTREMELY important to block these so that you don't accidentally give them attention.

-on desktop you can click Settings, scroll down to Content you see, and under Filtered Tags, click the pencil icon and write them in and either press enter on keyboard or click the Add button on the site. -on the app, go to your profile and press the gear icon, press the first option called General settings, scroll down and press Filtering, then press +New on the top right corner.

and please remember, if you see someone tagging their post with #safeship or #safeshipping, that is someone who is AGAINST them, not WITH them.

[liilacwine]

psa! your f/o loves you regardless of your sex drive. maybe you fall somewhere on the asexual spectrum (like me!). maybe you're hypersexual, maybe you're sex repulsed, maybe you've got any combination of labels and feelings and circumstances going on- you still mean the world to your f/o <3

[ams-puppy]

i still get this question to this day. asking for PERMISSION to draw my actual ROMAN EMPIRE. you sweet amazing individuals so. just to let people know

rb this if u are okay with people drawing your selfship!!! this post is their permission slip!!!

pr✧ship + variants dni...

[kruxband]

reblog if the lack of f/o content (whether canon or fanmade) is getting to you 🙃

[watermelonselfship]

If your critique of something being bad is that "it's delusional" you're not a friend of delusional people and you're just a dick actually.

Even if it was delusion based, forcing someone to pretend not to believe something just because it's a delusion doesn't fucking help anyone. In fact putting that pressure can make someone even more entrenched in that delusion- they're not voluntary and unrequested reality checks are harmful. If they aren't hurting anyone then shut the fuck up.

Delusion is a medical word, not shorthand for "someone has a belief i don't agree with". Don't pretend to be a friend to delusional people when you're doing shit that actively harms us.

[chiimeramanticore]

i fell for him fucking with me more times than i'd like to admit honestly

[brutally-loving]

"I'm normal about my friends and their selfships!!!" Said the stupid bitchass liar

[cowabongo]

imagine:

you're rummaging through your f/o's drawers looking for something simple, like a pen or something, when something catches your eye. a small keepsake, one you'd given to your f/o a long time ago, not long after you'd met them, probably. they walk in and see you examining the object, and suddenly feel abashed - but you feel so delighted that they'd kept something so small. they walk over and tell you they just couldn't get rid of it.

pro/comship/neutral dni.

[moon-and-stars-selfship]

Anyone: "Why do you ship yourself with fictional characters?"

Me:

~~No Pr0sh1p~~

[mail-me-a-snail]

at long last science has rewarded my streneous efforts tenfold

[serendippertyy]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE I'M FINALLY KISSING THAT DAMN ELF 😚❤️💚

[cervinae-canine]

if you unironically think "proshippers made the selfship community", I will banish you to the dumbass dimension for all eternity.

[dalvs-wife]

do any other selfshippers get a little bit irked when seeing your f/o's headcanoned with sexualities that exclude your gender..... because uhhhh... no? we're dating?? we're married??? we're very in love??? wdym they aren't attracted to my gender? surely you jest...