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lovingluke · 1 year ago

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Putting out the fire. Or just heating up?

#fireman #puttingoutthefire #just heating up #big hose #fire trucks ready

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colonel-usmc-blog · 1 month ago

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Time for some weekend fun!

#hotwives #mature mom #military wives #finger my pussy #big tiddy wife #wetgirl #big tiddy committee #beautiful mature #mature beauty #married submisive #suck my tiddies #garter suspender #vixen wife #garters and hose #amatuer wife #married pussy #perfect breast #nylonlegs #sexy nylons

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slushyseals · 8 months ago

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Masamune being an absolute criminal because SOMEONE ELSE got too close to the hose

Video Source: https://vxtwitter.com/azarapsps/status/1525458354415763456

#seal #seals #criminal acts #hose wars #animals #BIG MEAN BULLY MANS #garble sounds #If you know seal you'd know the little one in the back slaps his side to tell the bigger one to knock that off and leave them alone #and then the bigger one slaps his own side like “No you!”#Sometimes they get agitated on pool cleaning day #They'll howl and cry out like the world is ending because the water is gone #End of the world in their mind #seeing the water level that is probably part of the reason he's being feisty #“I'm not happy. Nobody's gonna be.”

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sly-kitty · 8 months ago

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Alexia Anders

#alexia anders #girl butts #great butt #big round butt #cute butt #garters and hose #stockings

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black-white-life · 9 days ago

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One from a couple weeks ago! Dressed and ready to go out for the night!

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mushroomforestss · 1 month ago

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btr-rewatch · 1 month ago

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#big time rush #btr #btr season 1 #btr gifsets #kendall knight #james diamond #carlos garcia #logan mitchell #obsessed with this line of thinking #these two boneheads disconnected the a/c and hoses JUST IN CASE Deke might possibly be able to access his blog through these means. somehow

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chimera-dolls · 2 months ago

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Cos I saw someone 'defending' their misuse of the dollblr tag after receiving an ask about it because 'other people do it' - this is why it's a fucking problem in the first place. It is against TOS. It is unrelated to your post, it is spam, and don't be surprised if everything you post gets reported.

Just because other people spam the tag too, doesn't magically excempt it from TOS or user guidelines. Like at this point I am straight up breaking this down to bare bones website operation here, what's so hard to understand? It's shit like this that literally degrades website quality because as you spread your crap over multiple tags that are accumulating like a goddamn snowball, people stop actually using those tags for the topic they were meant for. People stop posting. People leave. Welcome to dead internet.

It doesn't matter if you see other people doing it, rules are rules. There is a reason WHY tag spam is against the rules and that's to keep a website useable. Actual Dollbr-bloggers? Keep reporting guys.

#dollblr cleanup crew #dollblr #i was serious when i said I wake up every morning to pressure hose down tags #also the irony of them claiming people politely asking them to stop are narcissists #my dude ... please look up the definition of narcissistic #'I see what you're saying but actually I'm more important because excuse that doesn't make sense because it's against TOS anyway'#fandom discourse #you're just as bad as pornbots #i am old. i have watched the rise and fall of multiple social media platforms. i have watched the marching progression of enshittification #tumblr is the only social media that doesn't actually make my mental health worse and i will die on this hill #i won't let bad actors ruin everyone else's experience or mine #yeah i could have said this to them directly but 1. I am not the type to do targeted de-anonmyised callouts #2. conscious of the fact a lot of these coquette posters are literally half my age (15) and are minors #2.5 sidenote jesus christ please find a bettee niche than yeeting all your autonomy to men and glorifying your mental illness #your adult self will thank you #3. looking at current replies they got big 'lalala not listening' energy and having my own post means it is unavoidable and not eraseable

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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ohhhhmygod im gonna be sick. actually nauseous and i did it to myself - there was a spider on the countertop and i Panicked, grabbing the first distance-killer i could grab. it was a grease cleaner spray. i buried it in the stuff, walked away to recover mentally, came back

it fucking fell apart and dissolved into the cleaner. i both feel horrible and im disgusted beyond words. how the fuck do i get rid of it

#slamming my face into a wall repeatedly #i cant leave it there to deal with after Sleep #bc my cats like to go onto the countertops when no one is looking #and i dont want either of them to get poisoned #but i cant rinse it into the sink with the faucet hose bc there's stuff in the sink #but idk if i can bring myself to do dishes with That next to me #and my fear of spiders is so intense that i Cannot get close enough to take care of it with a towel or somethin #im very good at fucking myself over in various ways!#if i had an appetite id lose it. permanently #what if! instead of dealing with it! i curl up in a corner and cry #except im not gonna do that ive filled my tears quota for the year & doing nothing wont help anything #sorry for venting again i just. ohhhhh this is horrible this is Terrible #if i still had my whacking stick id tape a big wad of paper towels to the end and clean the mess up that way #from a Distance!#absolutely unprompted #i wish i wasnt so terrified of spiders #they scare me So much....#the point of feeling physically ill! and like sobbing! or panicking! and this spider was Big!#i wish they'd stop coming into the house.... i hate killing them but i cant function knowing theyre there #but i can't force myself close enough to put them in a cup and bring them outside #so now i have THAT on my counter. disintegrated spider.#life is too fucking much lately... jesus.... i should really just bite the bullet and get this shit over with #no use waiting a month in perpetual terror unease and guilt. do it scared yk yk #im tired of my chest hurting and not being able to eat! i dont like it! i need change! terrifying horrible change!

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black-white-life · 6 days ago

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How about this for fun Friday night!

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cupcakegalaxia · 1 month ago

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Wooo boy, we gotta storm a comin'....

#christianity #please pray for us and that the big water oak in our yard does not collapse into the hose #prayer request #hurricane helene

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melonie-kares · 2 months ago

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I love corsets! 💙

They truly help with the extra weight I carry. I never know if my back is correctly aligned due to my lessened sense of proprioception.

What is body awareness?

I wish my mobility and range of motion weren't so limited while corseted, but they are even without the corset, so may as well XD

I love the way these fishnets turned out too! They are beautiful on thick thighs 😍

I wish you could see my local artisan crafted glass pendant necklace with stainless steel fixtures 😻 (I have sensitive skin)

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jrueships · 6 months ago

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THEYRE SO EMBARRASSING GOOFY DAD AND EMBARRASSING GOOFY MOM COMBO TO ME. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

#theyre the kind of people who watch moving pc screensavers like it's tv #'wheres mom' 'in my tummy' dad and 'wheres dad' 'i hit him with a shovel and buried him with it bcs he kept spraying me with the hose' mom #they buy carrots and sometimes peaches to feed their wild rabbits in the backyard and send each other pictures #or call the other excitedly out of the house to come see their happily awaited fuzzy visitor #they have to carefully plan out months in advance their next garden care routine + flower roster #the random rlly nice older couple at disney world who adopt you for ten minutes while u try to find ur family bcs u got separated #jrue says it's gonna be alright sweetie we're going to find your mommy #it's a big world.. we're all bound to get lost in it somewhere and sometimes. dont you worry #and brook says everything's okay buddy and he buys you an ice cream cone to settle your nerves while searching

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black-white-life · 10 days ago

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Does my Bottom still look good at over 50? Let me know what you think !

#mature wives #big natural breasts #mature mom #wetgirl #onlyfans tease #legs and heels #great legs #legs #gorgeous legs #thigh garter #garters and hose #garter suspender #military wives #military wife #married submisive #married with benefits #married pussy #married but available

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queerpyracy · 1 year ago

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alt world fantasy is not beholden to real world history but sometimes you have to look at yourself and say "we're not taking the coward's way out" and deny your characters the existence of full-length pants and knee-high leather boots

#it's breeches and hose time.#it's big stupid hat time.#it's grumbling and searching for period clothing references every time i have to describe an outfit time #the ideal male silhouette is a square on legs #and i will still find a way to make my protagonist a goth #wips tag #babbles

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nonbinary-octopus · 6 months ago

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based on a true story

I was thinking about how helpful the concept of shoulder devil Remus was, and the mental image I got was Leo. Doing a "Hachi Machi" hip shimmy.

probably due to watching a bunch of Rise shortly earlier

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bonus: closeup on Leo in panel 3, except I flipped his pose in the actual comic after doing this sketch so have a mirrored version too

#original #my art #I wanted to redraw it bigger so you could see Leo better but then the big me looked Wrong so you get low resolution Leo instead #sanders sides #tss art #rottmnt #the garden hose example was recent #I waa watering the back garden when my neighbor came out to go to her car #and my Remus Shoulder Devil was like “spray with hose! it would be so easy!”#I did not do that though #because most of his ideas are bad ideas

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