#bia whyyyy

[fruitmagazine]

when a pretty mutual has an ugly bias it's literally so heartbreaking 💔 it's worse than them having an ugly boyfriend

[aquarri]

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[squoxle]

hey gurl!! noticed ur taking early kinktober recs so here’s mine

i see this with Jake cuz he’s my bias but u can do Heeseung or whoever I just want a fic with yns and her bf having a competition to see who could get the other off first like I saw this post on ig about going thru a car wash and i kinda want a fic like that

[8] QUICK FUCK ~ HeeJake

boyfriend!jake + bestfriend!heeseung x girlfriend!reader

plot: one freaky instagram post leads to timed car sex... | wc: 900 | cw: public sex, car sex, quick sex

“You sure still wanna do this?” Jake asked as you sat next to him in the back seat.

“Yeah,” you nodded. “I think it’ll be fun.”

“I think so too, but what if we get caught?”

“Relax,” Heeseung interrupted. “You won’t…beside I’m the one driving. All you two have to worry about is not shaking the car too much,” he smirked, taking a quick glance a you and Jake through the rear view mirror.

You thought back to about a week ago when you stumbled upon a freaky couple’s post on Instagram.

“Fun couple idea: go through a car wash together and see who finishes first…loser has to pay😏”

Though you knew it was just a stupid post, something in you wanted to try it out…at least once. You shared the video with your boyfriend, Jake.

“Hot, but do you actually wanna do this?”

“Do I have to answer honestly?”

“Yes lol.”

“Awww whyyyy?”

“Because, babe. I’m curious.”

“Okay…I kinda do, but just a little…”

“I can try to set it up if you want.”

“Really?!”

“lol yeah, I’ll have one of my friends drive for us. Just in case we need a little more time.”

“That wouldn’t be awkward?”

“No, he’s chill.”

“Chill enough to let you quick fuck your girlfriend in the backseat of his car?”

“We’ll be in my car silly. I have leather seats…easy cleanup.”

“Hmmm…true. I just feel a little weird about doing it while someone else is there.”

“Babe trust me, you’ll be fine. It’ll be like he’s not even there.”

“Hmm…okay.”

“And if you change your mind we can just go do something else, okay. I won’t be upset or disappointed.”

“Okay,” you replied with a red heart emoji.

“So…d’you wanna do it?”

“Yeah,” you agreed.

From that moment the plan was in motion and all you had to do is wait for the day your boyfriend pulls up to your house with his best friend driving. A day that came sooner than you anticipated.

You heard the car horn beeping as your boyfriend texted you, “We’re here.” He had told you to get ready about an hour ago which gave you enough time to prepare yourself. You pulled the curtains back, looking out the window to see your boyfriend’s car parked out front.

You walked outside as Jake stepped out of the car to open the door to the back row of seats for you. "It'll be easier if we do it back here," he smiled shyly as you climbed into your seat. He closed the door before walking around to get on the other side next to you.

"This whole thing should last about 15 to 20 minutes," Heeseung said as you arrived at the automated car wash. "That should be enough time for at least one of you to get off," he smirked as he rolled in, shifting the car in neutral as he drove onto the conveyor belt.

“You sure still wanna do this?” Jake asked as you sat next to him in the back seat.

“Yeah,” you nodded. “I think it’ll be fun.”

“I think so too, but what if we get caught?”

“Relax,” Heeseung interrupted. “You won’t… besides I’m the one driving. All you two have to worry about is not shaking the car too much,” he smirked, taking a quick glance a you and Jake through the rearview mirror.

Darkness surrounded you before dim, bright, colorful lights took its place. Water and foam covered the car and a faint cherry scent filled the air.

You looked to your left as you saw Jake pulling his sweatpants down. Luckily you wore a dress for easy access. "C'mere," Jake said, directing you onto his lap. You spread your legs as he angled his dick with your entrance.

You groaned softly as you felt him push into you. Your arms were wrapped around the headpiece on the driver's seat. You gripped onto it as Jake pumped into you. You felt his fingers dig into your hips as you felt him coming close.

Not wanting to lose that early, you turn around to face him, giving you the opportunity to grind against him as you stimulate your clit.

He pulled your face in, kissing you as your hips continued to rock back and forth. You felt the vibrations from his gentle moans as his tongue wrapped with yours.

You leaned back to watch his dick go in and out of you. Something about watching his thick cock stretch you open turned you on more than you cared to admit.

Jake took this as an opportunity to press his thumbs into the lower part of your stomach. You groaned, feeling his dick inside of you even more now with the added pressure. Your chest heaved as his tip stimulated your g-spot.

You could tell that he was enjoying it too as he threw his head back before filling you with his cum.

"I win," he smiled cheekily before circling his thumb against your clit as he helped you finish.

From the looks of it, the car wash was almost complete.

You climbed off of your boyfriend, readjusting your clothes as you sat down next to him. "Well, I guess I'll pay," you smiled.

"Don't worry about it," Heeseung chuckled. "I already paid for it."

"Thanks," you smiled, sitting back to play with your boyfriend's cum as it seeped out of your pussy.

"We should do this again sometime," Jake sighed as he pulled his pants back up.

𝒦𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓉𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉

❀ Thank you all so much for reading! Make sure to check out other works on my masterlist!

Sorry, this one was late…I fell asleep while working on it and then Tumblr glitched and deleted a bunch of stuff I wrote 😅

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[bipirate]

I am a lesbian if that influences your decision at all. Also if it helps, my got7 bias is jb. And Also pls share your vote in the replies or something i wanna know whyyyy

(sorry to people in the skz tag, if i could exclude it from the tag i would i prommy)

[amymbona]

GIRAFFE ANON UNDERSTANDS ME OMG 😞😞 thats whar i meant !!! patrick is sooo lana coded like pls !! also amy all my friends that have watched challengers like art more and its like whyyyy 😞 bc i UNDERSTAND i do but i also dont bc im a patrick girly myself like?? can we talk ab who the real victim is here? 😞 also also amy U NEED to watch bones and all i swear its soooooo good u might cry in the end tho idk

also heres tiktok edit of patrick with said song 🙏🙏 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrEXC4Av/

I'm sorry but the Art bias is criminal 💔💔💔 the population needs to show some support to Patrick as well, he deserves it <3 the society favours blue eyes blondies and it shows... It shows a lot 😔 (i used to be a blue eyed blonde gang too but then I switched to curly darks)

Also the edit is so... I just realised it is the "cause you're just a maaan" song that plays in my mind every time a man disappoints me 💔

[arc-angel-o]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FINALE

Okay, chronological order:

I support gay divorce, but 1) was it really that big a deal if Conner went to jail 2) why did he?

MORE IMPORTANTLY BONNIE'S DEATH WAS SO UNNECESSARY

I'm still crying whyyyy did they kill herrr

The funeral was kinda goofy, I felt it eventually but at first the tone felt really jarring after Bonnie's death. I assumed that we're looking at what Annalise immagined at the rehab center and Eve saying something like "I loved Annalise the most out of everyone ever" was supposed to be like a silly way to show Annalise's wishful thinking, heartbreak, bias, all that. I laughed at that line, I thought it was a joke. And I thought that's why Wes doesn't have the goofy old age makeup, that's why others have goofy old age makeup, because this isn't real, Annalise was imagining as she knew him, that's how they'll be reunited in the afterlife

Then in the next scene I noticed he does have a little grey hair, and realized this is supposed to be real and serious maybe??????

I like Wes teaching the next generation How To Get Away With Murder, I don't know if other people thought it was corny or something, but I loved that last scene. That's real to me. Not the funeral stuff.

If it's fake, I like the execution better, but also if it's fake, then I just watched one of my favorite characters die (BONNIE) and then that's send off??

How am I gonna get any sleep tonight WITHOUT AN EXPLANATION

[japepperony]

My marauders ships and whyyyy

Jily - This oh. The first marauders fanfic I read was a jily one. I fell in love with marauders because of them. I think their other ships are cute but this will forever have my heart!! Also bi couples eat it up everytime (I’m bias)

Wolfstar - who doesn’t ship this? No fr gimmie an @!

Emmary - I love this ship so much it hurts. Most people don’t ship this. They prefer marylily. But I like the idea of two bi girls being friends platonically. Anyways. These two captured my heart in a… band au? I think… and the way Emmeline talked about her just made my heart ache. I hate the whole love triangle thing. NO LOVE TRIANGLE NEEDED. Mary. Emmeline. That’s it. Don’t complicate it.

Dorlene - again- Who doesn’t ship this? But no for real. I love rivals. Academic, enemies to lovers, business, mafia, whatever it doesn’t matter. And I hc them to be rivals with benefits. Sneaking around all through fifth year. And I just fucking love it. The hate but the love and just UGH!

Pebill - y’all this ship genuinely breaks my heart into a million pieces. They were in the same school for three years and she didn’t know it. I hc to sneak and watch her sleep at night. (I don’t forgive him. Just think the ship is cute)

Xenodora - Ima get killed for these straight ships I know but these are my babiesssss. The hc where he knew what she was doing but didn’t say anything. UGH MY HEART! They deserved sooo soo soooo much better. I know I always say that but I’m being so fr rn. They deserved EVERYTHING.

Tedromeda - The only ones that made it out. I love them. They deserved everything they got. I wish they didn’t have to outlive their daughter tho :/ EDIT- WAIT FUCK THEY DDINT MAEK IT OUT AHHH

[metellastella]

YO THIS IS SO RELEVANT TO THE STATE OF EDUCATION THO

wanna know whyyyy?

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[sheakastilllovesjungjihoon]

Y’all I finally got a chance to listen to D.O’s new album and I’m just..

His VOICE!!! His voice y’all it’s just so freaking soothing like it really soothes my soul listening to him sing😭😭 I love every song on this album. Every. Single. Song. Whyyyy isn’t it longer??!! I have loved all his solo albums. I’m definitely a Do Kyungsoo bias and I just realized that I need a D.O playlist so I can listen to it all on repeat. My favorite song on the new album is Mars and if you haven’t heard it please do yourself a favor and listen to it. Seriously do it.

I love him so much 😭😭

[lonesomedreamer]

SNW Liveblog: Episodes 6 & 7

“Lift Us Where Suffering Cannot Reach”

I do get the concept of having an interning cadet performing various duties across all divisions…I just highly doubt that said cadets would ever be entrusted with the ship’s phaser banks—for obvious reasons!

Now this look is what I’m talking about. Yeah, it’s tacky and cheap-looking, but it’s also geometric, iridescent, eye-catching…retrofuturism, baby!

“This is my Number One.” Is Pike allergic to the term “first officer”?

At least part of my question about M’Benga’s daughter was answered! She does know that her father is keeping her in the medical transporter.

Somehow, I doubt that this alien child with a genius-level IQ would say “Deal!”

Christine being good with kids is still canon. <3

Ah, yes, the condescending “our technology is so vastly superior to yours that you wouldn’t understand it” aliens.

52,000 times the speed of light? “Wow, that’s super slow.” Annoying!

Spock’s interaction with this kid is really cute, though.

“[My phaser’s] not on stun.” It should be! Jesus, Pike!!!

Oh, look: Sam Kirk, who might have been dead for the last three full episodes, appears out of nowhere! And no one’s even going to acknowledge that he’s been MIA for an undisclosed period of time.

I know a lot of people love Anson Mount’s Pike and find him to be the ideal Starfleet captain—but imo, he lacks both Kirk’s warmth and charisma and Picard’s eloquence and discipline. Though he’s had his moments, neither his lines nor the way he delivers them are doing anything for me. It usually seems like he’s doing just that: reading lines.

“Here, on Enterprise.” It’s THE Enterprise, dammit.

Pike finally expressing some genuine emotion is refreshing.

This plot twist is horrific and reminds me of Stephen King’s The Tommyknockers, in which aliens also use living beings as “batteries”.

Even acknowledging my deep bias in favor of previous installments, I feel like both Kirk and Picard would have caught on sooner and/or done more in an effort to save that little boy—done anything they could, in fact! Pike just struggles a little, then goes back to his cabin for a shot of liquor. I also don’t think Kirk or Picard would’ve listened to such empty excuses about how well, Federation children suffer, too! Because frankly, fuck that noise.

This episode did feel very Trek, like you could swap out the SNW cast with, say, the TNG cast (though imo, the outcome would have been different…or at least, the crew’s involvement would have differed). I’ve seen a few people suggest that this is a “needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” situation, or call the scenario a “moral dilemma,” and I disagree in both cases, especially considering the technology and general knowledge of the featured alien society is shown to be wildly more advanced than that of the Federation. There’s no conceivable reason they should remain on a hostile planet on which their mere existence depends on a never-ending cycle of child torture. Are we meant to think that the “voluntary” disintegration chambers are ethical in “A Taste of Armageddon” just because humans are capable of killing, too? No! (That said, the episode does raise an interesting question about consent: obviously, the First Servant cannot consent to becoming a power source…so can M’Benga’s daughter consent to being kept in stasis in the medical transporter?)

The Good: Some good costumes—authentic Trek vibes—actually visiting an alien planet—M’Benga’s daughter.

The Bad: Holier-than-thou aliens who condescend and use whataboutism arguments—a lot of this episode is just illogical in many ways—the false moral dilemma/dichotomy.

“The Serene Squall”

Whyyyy is T’Pring back already, and why does she have a personal log that’s being used as narration to open an episode? Who’s asking for more T’Pring??

“I have been doing research on human sex.” Spock and I are on the same wavelength here.

Fortunately, the real power couple appears in the very next scene!

Christine, like me, is thinking: I really don’t want to talk about your girlfriend, Spock.

“I need a friend.” :( Hailing Kirk and McCoy—come to the rescue of this sad Vulcan boy!

This is another very cute Spockstine heart-to-heart…but the cringe dialogue strikes again: “Pro tip!” SNW is going to seem so dated a decade from now. It’s sad.

Starfleet calls Pike “their Boy Scout”? In his official file? That’s…weird—and it’s ripped off from Carol Marcus’ (deragatory) nickname for Kirk. It’s also going to be awkward when Kirk, who’s younger than Spock, takes over the Enterprise in the not-so-distant future. (I guess in theory it’s going to be ~8-10 years in the future, but since I know that a) they introduce Kirk in this series, and b) he’s probably not going to be 22 in-universe, I somehow doubt that he’ll be waiting in the wings to take over for years.

“It looks like a net…except, you know, made of lasers.” Once again, I am asking: who tf okayed this script? It’s so BAD.

What’s “playing fast-and-loose with the rules” about the captain leading a landing party? Pike’s done so multiple times already on this show, without taking the many times Kirk did it into account, of course—it’s only in the twenty-fourth century that it becomes frowned upon/against regulations (probably because of what happened in the twenty-third, lol).

Ahhh, I do love this—very close to the look of TOS!

Spock and Aspen got in the turbolift from the Bridge, went to another deck, and then run into…the Bridge crew being led into the corridor as prisoners??? Make it make sense.

Lmfao of course Aspen was married to a Vulcan, which at this time is so rare that surely Spock—the son of a human woman who’s also married to a Vulcan man—would already know about it, at least in passing, especially since Aspen is ex-Starfleet?

I see. She was lying…which Spock should probably have figured out based on her claim to be married to a Vulcan.

Unfortunately she’s not a better actress as “Angel.” Now she’s just really over-the-top.

“One of Vulcan’s favorite sons” Despite Sarek’s social rank, I really doubt that’s true of Spock yet. He’s also definitely not T’Pring’s “one true love” lol.

But that’s the thing: T’Pring doesn’t love Spock. We all know that! (Someone on this Bridge does love him, though!)

Angel’s threats to kill Spock are empty, because we, as the audience, know that there’s absolutely NO chance of him dying.

THIS is the context of their first kiss?? A fake-out?!? After 57 years, I guess I’ll take what I can get, but it’s still disappointing.

Christine hasn’t even had much of a chance to flirt with or pine for Spock. I’m only watching SNW for this ship, so I can’t believe I’m complaining, but where’s the build-up? The not-so-slow burn? It’s just bad writing. So, the norm for this show.

It is a great kiss, though.

And then T’Pring says she knew it was a ruse all along, and they just…get back together? Like nothing happened? When Spock and Christine’s mutual attraction is obvious (despite that I said about build-up)??? Thanks, I hate it.

“I know for certain there’s no feelings between us.” Except there clearly are, and this line is a total betrayal of Christine’s character. Again. She was always more than a lovelorn nurse, but she did always love Spock, from “The Naked Time” on, unashamedly! So for this Christine to say that she “knows” there are no feelings between herself and Spock after they made out in public, regardless of the reason…sure, fine, whatever!

Stonn is in the credits. He must be the guy T’Pring is with at the very end of the episode, I guess? And if so, hopefully that mean she’ll disappear from Spock’s storyline to carry on her own “affair” soon…?! (Not holding my breath.)

I have yet to watch any movie after Search for Spock, so I’m stuffing my fingers in my ears re: anything to do with Sybok. I’ve somehow avoided spoilers for 3+ years, so don’t need to be influenced by a bunch of retconning before I’m even properly introduced to the dude in canon.

So you can probably tell that I didn’t care about the pirate plotline at all. Was it good? Was it memorable? Was it at least funny? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m just here for the Spockstine, y’all. But I did notice Uhura wasn’t in this episode…which, tbh, is fine since she’d probably be wasted by the writers.

The Good: So much Spock/Christine interaction, especially that kiss! T’Pring breaking up with Spock. The writers remembering that Orions exist.

The Bad: Cringe dialogue—Aspen/Angel’s acting—the kiss being a fake-out—T’Pring immediately re-bonding with Spock.

[iamthejinyouarethejin]

GOOD MORNING GORGEOUS - Teaser!!!!

Here is one of many little sneak peeks to my upcoming tale... The best part is... (****drumroll pleeeease****) IT'S

OC X OC!!!!!!

Yay!

Woop woop!

OoOoOoOo~ AaAaAa~

Here at "@iamthejinyouarethethejin" studios (see what I did there? ;), OC x OC means that 9.99999 times outa' 10, the OCs are going to be name inserts. Just in case you have no clue WHAT THE HELL that is... OC x OC is "original character shipped with another original character", but THIS time the "original characters" are basically "y/n" and "c/n" with names! This means the characters are typically written without ethnic or racial bias, just a guy and a girl with author-written titles!!! Please enjoy this little snippet, and stay tuned for the rest!

5:29

The sun is up. Whyyyy the hell is the sun up... I guess it works best for an early start. I've gotta get ready anyway. I'm sure my face looks a mess.

I lay stick straight in my bed, staring intently at the ceiling.

What a beautiful ceiling.

Day... what is it... 32 of waking up before Josh to wash my face? It's not like I put on a bunch of makeup (any, really) but I make a conscious effort to make my face look... not dead. Every. fucking. morning. I'm a 21-year-old with a decent job, an amazing boyfriend, a nice apartment, and a rambunctious dog among other things, yet ricketingly low self-esteem.

Usually, I wake up before Josh... Maybe 30 or so minutes earlier? My sister says it's a big waste of time, but you get used to it eventually. After all, I've been at it for a month now.

That's how long we'd been living together. One month. Dating? 13 months. We figured it was time to settle down a little, maybe merge households, but I guess I hadn't caught on to the fact that "merging households" requires some sense of normalcy and frankly, relatability, something I lacked at the time. I would rarely let him FaceTime or even call me right after I woke up, and almost never ever on the way to bed. I figured that with us buying an apartment to share, things would be different. I would be more comfortable letting him see ME. Bahaha... WRONG.

"Cleansing balm... where is the cleansing balm?"

I guess the only con to us moving in together is the fact that my sweet baby can be terribly disorganized.

"Gosh Josh... C'mon, I told him to leave my stuff over here."

And dassit... I'm SORRRRYYYY- If you were getting invested, I apologize, but that's all the more reason to keep close watch on my account and maaaaybe even find some other stuff on there to read itp!!! I've reposted/blogged several authors there, so be sure to check them out too! 'Good Morning, Gorgeous!' by @iamthejinyouarethejin will be finished shortly, along with 8 million other tingz! :) Peace out luvies!!!!!



[maximura]

I can’t believe I live in an era where my current kpop vocal bias did a cover of my non-kpop vocal bias. It’s the fucking circle of life or something. 

[cecechiro]

i think bang chan bias wrecked me 🙃 i need to stay loyal to changbin 😭

[starryskylullaby]

Esther hc: she a thot

DKSKSMDKELDN

ITS A 1 I SWEAR SHES THE LEAST-THOTTY OF MY OCS LMAO

[sweet-teeth-mfs]

There’s painful perfection and there is Lee Jinki photographed for Vogue. 

[peachycucumbercool]

favorite kind of snack bye