#bi disaster johnny

[secretsandwritings-blog]

Johnny: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake ☹️

Daniel: And what’s that?

Johnny: Denying my love for you

Robby: *in the background* I FUCKING KNEW IT THEY ARE GAY

Sam: I thought this was common knowledge?

Tory: Apparently not and now I owe you like $20

Sam: No, you owe Anthony $20

Tory: Oh-

[kringkroll]

I know you said request were still open but I still feel nervous sending one so late 😫 (I’ve been contemplating it the past couple days lol)

Can I get Johnny and Suchin getting along and Kenshi looking horrified in the background?

Omg I'm so so so happy you chose to send me this request ahhh

I hope I did Suchin justice cuz you're the expert 🙏🙏🙏

This was so fun to draw honestly!! (requests are still open btw!)

[tdlb]

"Hey, that's different. We were both single! And very drunk!" Johnny caught her eye, "And your ex tried to sue you for breach of contract as well for some reason." She laughed as Johnny handed her a bottle of soda, "Thank the Lord for Matthew Murdock." "I know," Johnny answered, "I mean, damn, wouldn't mind him touching my face to see what I look like."

Jonathan Lowell Spencer Storm...! I mean, ur so right

[diningwiththeasquiths]

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[lexapro-princess]

About Me

Hi, I'm London, I'm from Argentina, and I'm a girlblogger. I'm 22. I'm a piscis, pink is my favorite color and I study psychology in college.

I've had multiple accounts so I've been a girlblogger since 2020.

Lana Del Rey is my favorite singer since I was 17.

My favorite songs from released albums are:

BTD: Summertime Sadness and Off To The Races

Paradise: Ride, Gods & Monsters

UV: Shades Of Cool, West Coast, Black Beauty

Honeymoon: Music To Watch Boys To, High By The Beach, The Blackest Day

LFL: Cherry, White Mustang, Heroin

NFR: Venice Bitch, Cinnamon Girl, Bartender

COTCC: White Dress, COTCC, Tulsa Jesus Break

BB: Black Bathing Suit, Wildflower Wildfire

DYKTTATUOBLVD: A&W, Candy Necklace, Taco Truck x VB

A.K.A: Put Me In A Movie, Yayo, Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)

Sirens: Out With A Bang, A Star For Nick, Pretty Baby

Unreleased: Be My Daddy, Break My Fall, Breaking My Heart, Butterflies, Butterflies Pt. 2, Television Heaven, Prom Song (Gone Wrong), Pink Champagne, Queen Of Disaster.

My favorite movies are: Alice In Wonderland, Girl, Interrupted, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, Black Swan, Priscilla, Lolita, Scarface (1983), Abzurdah (2015) and Suicide Squad (2016)

My favorite actors and actresses: Keanu Reeves, Cillian Murphy, Margot Robbie, Rachel McAdams, Emma Roberts, Leighton Meester, Angelina Jolie, Brittany Murphy, Winona Rayder, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Lily Collins, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe, Benedict Cumberbatch (love of my life), Robert Downey Jr, Johnny Depp and Al Pacino.

I'm bi, and in the autism spectrum.

My favorite TV shows: The Big Bang Theory, Gossip Girl, Sherlock, Skins, Scream Queens.

I struggle with dysthymia (persistent depressive disorder) and anxiety.

My favorite Disney princess is Elsa.

Characters with whom I share personalities: Elsa, Blair Waldorf, Cher Horowitz, Chanel Oberlin, Sherlock, Sheldon Cooper.

I don't like TikTok and other many modern things.

Winter is the best season change my mind.

I'm always happy to be moots with anyone interested, if you're a girlblogger from Argentina please feel free to DM me but if you're from someplace else you're also welcome.

[on-a-lucky-tide]

I was chatting to my uncle about his time in service the other day and what it was like in 2000 when gay people were allowed to openly serve in the military for the first time.

I didn't tell him I was researching fanfic, he just likes chatting with me about politics and history because I'm his Pet Socialist Nephew and it's like a whole new world for him.

(My aunt worked for MI5 and they met in Cyprus while both were deployed; I'm pretty sure they're the reason I got to the late stages - NePoTiSm - but then I disappointed them to become a Tofu-Eating Wokerati Teacher. Yes, I am an ex-Tory, let's not.)

He was a lawyer in the RAF and spent most of his time prosecuting soldiers for misconduct. There is shit he has to take to his grave, especially surrounding the Gulf War. But he remembers dishonourable discharges for "sodomy" and how distasteful he found the "whole sordid business" when there were people still serving who had done "unspeakable things", and he told me about the slow dismantling of those laws, with the help of Stonewall, and the impact it had on so many men and women in the service.

He recalled one particularly terrifying NCO who often ridiculed him for his belly (my uncle likes cheese and wine, a lot; we got through a bottle of Merlot each...I'm pretty sure he opened a second) kissing his partner of 16 years openly, in full uniform, at the 2008 London Pride; how this "incorrigible" man broke down in tears because for the first time he wasn't torn in half: he could love both his country and his partner openly.

Now, this story is a fucking gold mine for me... Cause...

Can you imagine the 141 going to 2008? They think they're going to support their pet bi-disaster, Soap. Figure they'll go in No2s cause they'll be drinking and walking a lot. Then fucking Ghost rocks up in full No1s, shoes polished to an inch of their life like he's turned out for the god damn Queen.

When Soap teases him about how Extra he's being for lil ol' him, Ghost simply sighs and says, "I've waited my whole life for this, Johnny... I'm doin' it right."

That's how Ghost "comes out" to the 141, because of course it is. He doesn't do things in half measures. Soap looks him up and down and tries to play it cool, but Price can see how he's vibrating on the spot and figures they should fall in before Soap executes an unscheduled halo dive on Ghost's dick...

Johnny gets his kiss; by the lions of Nelson's column, under the admiral's watchful eye. Ghost's beret clenched in fist, strong arms clutching him so close, like Ghost's worried the moment might still be snatched from him at any point.

Johnny won't ever mention the tears he tastes between their lips. Some things just need to be let go.

[thegnomelord]

plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant. me getting these damn military boys pregnant

im still on da cruise UGHHH

johnny really likes chocolate. its bad. he constantly craves it—you cant even hide it from him, sniffs it out like a fucking dog. soo…those aphrodisiac chocolates in the fridge? oh, he doesn’t read the packaging. god forbid he has any inhibitions after that.

uhh graves has like seven cats. he loves cats. theyre easy to care for, plus he can leave them alone for a week or so while he’s working. so…when he visits a particular petshop during his mission—underground shit going on here, some fucked up experiments on demihumans or other. he finds a scared little catboy just about to be messed with before his team bursts in. well…there’s no rules against taking this one home right?

UGH VOMITS EVERYWHERE I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT VALERIA BUT IDK IF YOU WRITE FOR HER SO….probably not sigh

anyways i think gaz with the fattest tcock is like canon ngl hes so proud of it. no shame at all. and gaz is NASTY like that you know he doesnt care if they look at him weird in the lockers (i wish sigh)

-the flower you know who i am i cant find the silly symbol ugh

-❀

What do people even do on a cruise? Like I get traveling to different countries by boat but there's a big stretch of time where you're just on the sea with fuck all to look at.

Also damn dude r you reading mine and Embry's thoughts? Cause legit yesterday we were simpin over preggo Simon lol. Imagine his belly would be soooooo fucking huge and he'd grumble all the time lol.

Also yeah, I'm gay as fuck and only like men, you can go to embry so you two bi disasters can simp over valeria.

Also I'm kinda laughing at the idea of Graves 'adopting' the demihuman reader who's being trafficked or some shit, and just assumes you're the common house cat variety cause you're small from being starved n shit. Only to figure out you're actually a mountain lion or a black jaguar demihuman when you grow fucking massive after a few months under his care. 👀

Also you are so right, Gaz has a massive tcock and he's so smug about it.

[nightmarerodent]

Kombat Kid Frost AU headcannon:

This is all based off of conversations had with @running-with-the-feels the creator of this au, as well as some personal thoughts of mine. Go ahead and give them some love as they are the creator of this world and me a happy little jester.

Takeda and Frost had known each other years before the team was formed and have a very strong rivalry/sibling relationship. To outsiders they hate one another, but the jabs and insults had lost their malice years ago. They genuinely have a lot of respect and admiration for one another.

Frost challenged Cassie’s authority a lot in the beginning and there were many a failed mission because her and Jin refused to be team players. It took a very stern talking to from Kuai Liang and Takeda almost dying trying to save her ass for her to get her act together.

Jin and Frost 100% talk shit about the others behind their backs. He is her best friend by default.

Jin runs a betting pool for when Frost and Takeda fight, which is often. The whole base is in on it save for General Blade, who forbids gambling amongst the troops. Don’t worry, Johnny is an expert at hiding things from her.

After questioning Jacqui about her frequent hairstyle changes, the Specialist suggested that Frost would look cute with a pixie cut. She scoffed at the idea of ever wanting to be perceived as “cute”. Lin Kuei are not cute. She went ahead and got the cut a week later.

Cassie, the disaster bi, has a bit of a crush on Frost.

Frost, the repressed lesbian, has a bit of a crush on Cassie.

Frost and Jax get along swimmingly and both agree, Jacqui is way out of Takeda’s league and that she could do better. Though Frost will admit he is the most eligible out of all the guys she has seen on bace. Certainly the most skilled in kombat, which should be the most important deciding factor when looking for a suitor.

Frost, however is secretly very happy for Takeda and would never try to convince him to give up his own happiness. She’s the one that convinces him to propose in the first place. She will forever deny this though.

They have all taken to randomly speaking in a jumbled mess of English, Mandarin, and Japanese and it drives Sonya mad. Hanzo and Kuai Liang are the only ones capable of translating because they were the ones that started this whole mess and accidentally passed it on to their apprentices, who then spread it to the rest of the team.

Jin has taught Frost how to pickpocket. Takeda is her main target. He catches her half the time thanks to his telepathy which, of course, leads to them fighting.

Sonya has mandated Frost attend therapy. They go through a lot of therapists.

The antics of Frost and Takeda have left Sonya with more than a few new grey hairs. The fact that Hanzo, Kuai, and Johnny seem to think this is normal behavior has given her even more grey hairs. Kenshi has stopped responding to messages about the two.

In private Takeda refers to Frost as Ane-San (big sister) and Frost refers to him as Di Di (little brother). They’ve slipped up a few times around the team but no one has called them on it.

They have tried to take Frost to a club once. Never again.

[running-with-the-feels]

I imagine Bi-Han's and Sareena's first kiss to be an absolute disaster

Mostly because neither of them have ever kissed anyone before. Kissing isn't really a thing in Netherrealm since most people have large unmanageable teeth and Sareena has six tusks sticking out of her mouth (I will die on my Sareena design hill), not to mention her demon form doesn't even have lips. As for Bi-Han the Lin Kuei discouraged any form of intimacy and as an offensive fighter he was never sent on missions that would require him to do such a thing. What he does know is strictly from observation.

Bi-Han's the one who initiated it. Sareena pulled back when she tasted blood just to realize her teeth had stabbed him, and he was actively bleeding. She frantically apologized, and Bi-Han, in a daze, just pulled her back in. He expects pleasure to come with pain and is completely unbothered that his mouth it getting torn to shit.

He refuses to explain why his mouth is so brutalized when he returns from his mission.

Your Sareena design is top tier and I will happily defend it if need be

They do eventually find a way to kiss that allows him to not need several weeks of healing to speak comfortably, just for practical reasons (tho whenever he gets a long enough vacation post Kuai Liang reforming the clan they throw caution to the wind) but there is always blood involved and Bi-Han is always turned on by it

Sareena is flustered bc she's not used to humans liking her demon form so the fact that he's so completely entranced by it is a massive ego boost

(just wait til they meet Johnny, hoooooo boy)

[clovermarigold]

Smoke & Ice Chap.7

Hey everyone! I am sooooo sorry for how long it took to get this chapter out (like half a year). I had a technical issue that ended up making me need to retake all my tests. A family pet died, and then I had a last minute surgery. So, things didn’t exactly go as planned lol. I’m looking to get back into writing more and thankfully this story gave me a pretty good urge to write as well as lasted the longest before I got writer's block at some point. Thank you all for your support and kind words. I absolutely love and read every single one of your comments. Even the ones not related to my health. Your comments are so hilarious, fun and inspiring. As a reward I made an extra long chapter. Thank you all for reading <3

Masterlist

Bold + Italicized = greek

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Gods above, men were easy. The second the Lin Kuei bastard had entered Greece his pompous dick swinging had alerted her to his weakness. Pride.

Calla had her reservations on being able to make the rabble leave, but now she was confident. After all, Bi han had looked ready to kill when she followed him into the gardens. Not that she blamed him, she had half a mind to throw him across the mangrove. Just a little more prodding and he’ll either lash out or leave. Either way he would be gone shortly. She would make sure of it. 

The fire god had unknowingly given her a hand in removing them from her presence by putting him in charge. She knew well enough that Liu Kang was blind and foolish, but she didn’t think it to this extent. Having someone so prideful and arrogant with so much unkempt power was a catalyst for undoubted disaster. 

Beyond that, there were obvious flaws in his other choices of representatives. The American was obviously taking nothing seriously, and his Japanese counterpart seemed to only be concerned with something of his the American had. The Shaolin with the hat was oblivious and thought with his stomach. And as for Raiden and Tomas….. She would hand it to Liu Kang, they would be obstacles for her. Well, had they not been made to babysit their fellow champions.

If one of them was set to represent Earth realm in the tournament, she would hope it to be Raiden. She knew nothing of his combat skills, but she would certainly not trust any of the others given their…. Intellectual struggles. 

“Matron?” Calla was dragged from her thoughts as Raiden had seemed to come to her side along with his companions. “Ah, I assume you’re ready to join us as Hamadryad?”. The group bowed, “we will work hard to prove our good intentions”. She had to hand it to Liu Kang, he had good taste in followers… for the most part.

This was a day that Calla would never forget. Looking back on it she wished she had done things differently. Maybe she could have assigned different tasks to her unwanted guests, maybe she could have approached the situation differently. But one thing stood as a fact. She should never have let Tomas near those kids. Everything had been going according to her plan. So why did Tomas have to ruin everything!

“This is Alycia, she leads our agriculture and harvests. Since you say that you were farmers I’m sure you will have no difficulty with assisting her”. The hand off went well enough, the two men not protesting as Alycia dragged them off, no doubt ready to take out all of her frustrations on them for invading her home. It was similarly easy with Johnny and Kenshi. Coriander not giving you so much as a second to explain what they would be doing before dragging them off to begin construction of the children’s home.

So why, WHY, did everything have to go upside down once Tomas was involved. It wasn’t even because of Bi han’s involvement. In fact, Bi han was absent from training. And the worst part, it wasn’t even because he messed up.

The Mangrove was the ideal location for the Hamadryad in many ways, one of the major reasons being space. The Mangrove’s training area was simplistic in design. Split into three sections; a wide open area for sparing, an area with target dummies, and an untouched overgrown area with trees and tall grass. 

To say Miche was excited would be an understatement. The blonde haired boy was practically bouncing off the walls since breakfast when he heard that Tomas would be training him. Calla couldn’t help but smile as she watched Miche ramble to the Lin kuei as the three approached the grounds, every other word switching out of english in lack of knowing the translation. 

A part of Calla felt a little bad for Miche. It was obvious that after the fire he had grown attached to Tomas, which was going to make his inevitable departure painful for him. Miche was the youngest of the Hamadryad. And the only one who had no concept of a life before the megáli fotiá. The last thing Calla wanted was for him to be at all like a paternal role to him. 

Which is why looking back on this day she would always wonder what the hell she had been thinking when she told Tomas to train him.

“Widen your stance” Tomas instructed, tapping Miche’s foot with his own. “Like this?” Tomas smiled, “exactly”.

It was almost unnerving how calm Tomas was. At this point a few others had begun to watch the lesson between him and Miche. That paired with Calla watching and openly judging him should have at least made him wary. But instead he seemed entirely focused on Miche. For a moment Calla had wondered if her plan had backfired.

Around half an hour had passed of Tomas teaching Miche to throw an opponent before he told the boy to take a break “Sister, what do you think?!”. “You’re learning fast. Well done” Calla gave a curt smile as the boy drank water. Looking over, Tomas seemed to be speaking to the small group of onlookers. Most of which were the children only slightly older than Miche…. Oh no.

Calla’s eyes widened as she watched a number of the smaller boys start to show off to Tomas, sparring with the air and laughing. She had accounted for everything. Their little groups arrogance, pride, ignorance, and folly. But she had never thought to take into account them actually being likable. Calla had half a mind to yell at the children to go away. But that would do little good in the end. No, she would have to pivot from this miscalculation. 

In a matter of minutes Tomas’ task of training a singular pupil had expanded into three. The two extra little boys being around two years older than Miche. “Elm! Misha! Leave our guest alone. He has enough to do”. Tomas could understand the gist of Calla’s meaning based on the way the two slinked backwards looking between him and her, “With respect, I would very much enjoy the opportunity to guide more students”.

Calla looked at Tomas from the corner of her eye, holding back the urge to narrow them in irritation. Turning back to the boys in question would prove to be another mistake, the now three of them huddled together looking pathetic and no doubt attempting to guilt her into caving.

“...Of course. If you insist” Calla smiled, before turning to leave. She took back what she said. Men weren’t easy. Boy’s were. And unfortunately for her there was at least one man in Liu kang’s little horde. 

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Johnny groaned, stretching his neck to the side as he approached the long low sitting tables sat underneath shaded ivy. Sitting next to Raiden he was quick to dive into the tray of cold fruits laid out. 

“You know when the matron said we would be helping rebuild an entire building, she could have mentioned by WE she meant us and two people”. Normally Kenshi would be quick to chastise Johnny for complaining, but he had to admit he was right. Coriander had them working non stop through lunch. Apparently, Dryads had different work and eating cultures than humans. Having two communal meals a day and not believing in breaks. 

“You think that’s bad?” Kung lao huffed, visibly stained in dirt. “Dryads harvest fields daily. Wait, let me rephrase that. The same fields, daily. Every time I thought we were done they just regrew everything”. 

“It was more than I anticipated, I will admit,” Raiden said, massaging his hands. “And that lady, Alycia, does not like us,” Kung lao shook his head before biting into an apple. “I think that’s true for everyone here, Kung lao” Kenshi said. The four watched as both Tomas and Bi han approached and joined across from them, “Are things going better on your end?”.

“The boys are making progress if that is what you’re asking” Tomas said, earning a glare from Bi han, “You were tasked with training one. We do not need you wasting our time on frivolous children”.

“I would hardly call this frivolous, Bi han” Bi han’s nose scrunched. “Divulging Lin Kuei secrets to Dryad brats is not our prerogative. Finish the mission, so we may leave” Harshly he stood to walk away. “What's up his ass?” from both sides Johnny was met by sharp elbows knocking into his ribs. 

Johnny sighed, “I’m starting to really miss meat” he looked at  the long tables flooded with Dryads eating together, searching for anything hearty. “Eat the vegetables Johnny, they’re filling enough on their own” Tomas said exhausted. As if on cue, the second he reached for his own plate a small swarm of young teens came buzzing over to surround him, overlapping Greek and laughter making it impossible to know what they wanted. 

What was understandable was the three hands pulling him from his seat towards another table. “And the chaperones are gone” Johnny sat up, “I’m gonna see if this place has anything to drink”.

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Calla sat with her arms crossed, “You’re pouting” Cypress took a sip of tea. Calla glared, “I don’t pout”. “You do”, Calla glared at Tomas. “He’s becoming a problem” Cypress looked over at the man currently covered in children before looking back to Calla with a brow raised. “Whatever shall we do? He is viciously teaching our children table manners” Calla’s eyes narrowed at the obvious sarcasm, “The last thing we need are people getting attached. The entire point of letting them in was to make them lose hope”.

“Careful, Sister, you’ll sour your dinner” Calla gave up staring at the Lin Kuei in favor of turning to Cypress. “I don’t want them worming themselves into their minds”. Cypress laughed, “hmm, by the looks of it the girls are particularly interested in his… worm” Calla’s eyes shot wide and darted back to Tomas who was surrounded by a number of the younger girls, a couple older ones too. 

“Absolutely not! Get away from him!” the group flinched, dissipating back to their tables. Calla rubbed her temple, trying to act as though she didn’t create a scene. Thankfully no one wanted to comment on it, or at least were too scared to. 

“Children” she huffed, “Chasing after the first thing with legs they see”. “It’s their first time seeing people from the outside world, you can hardly blame them for being curious” Cypress argued, “Honestly, I expected you to react the same”.

“I’ve dealt with the outside world more than enough” Calla rolls her eyes. “I’d hardly call threatening lost hikers a conversation” Cypress paused, “Sister… I am aware of your lack of interest when it comes to… physical pursuits” Calla was on edge. “And I know it is because you see yourself as a parent to the mangrove and everyone in it. Perhaps, being able to release any pent up urges with someone who will not remain for long would be-” Calla slammed the table, shooting up, cheeks red in embarrassment. This had certainly created a spectacle, both the Mangrove and Liu Kang’s brats staring at her. “You will never speak to me of this again”. 

“What was that about?” Johnny asked, watching as the matron stormed off. “Oh, suddenly I’m fluent in Greek, let me tell you all about it!” Johnny frowned at Kenshi’s tone. 

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Calla huffed as she stormed towards her home. The gall on Cypress! To try to give advice on her sex life. Cypress was well aware why she chose not to couple with any of the Hamadryad. She had practically raised all of them, with a few exceptions. And even then, after everything with Atticus… she couldn’t do that again.

She had half a mind to march to the temple and call upon the fire god himself and make him remove his pawns from her home. But that would do nothing but invite more trouble.

Calla sighed, perhaps going to the temple would be the better choice of action. Not summoning Liu Kang, certainly not. But tempering herself and seeking guidance in Lady Cetrion would be wiser than stewing rage in an empty home.

The temple was quiet as per usual at this time, the only sound emanating being the quiet flow of gentle rushing water. Calla never quite understood spirituality, even as matron. She just chalked it up to being too young. By the elder gods she hated that. Too young. It was the source of her every problem and insecurity. Lack of experience, continuous questioning, and now a plethora of intruders she allowed to stay in her home.

Even now, sitting in the wood and marble building, kneeling beneath her Lady’s statue she didn’t feel any divine guidance. Just… cold….Cold?

“In the time it took for you to notice me I could have killed you” the grating gravel voice of Bi han sounded behind her. “Have you come purely to interrupt my content or do you have an actual purpose here” her jaw ticked. 

“Content?” he laughed, “Your fists say otherwise”. Calla stood from her cushioned altar to face him. “You can fool everyone else with your charade but I know better” Calla puffed out her chest at the accusation. “I don’t know what is more insulting. That you are ill kempt to be the Hamadryads Matron, or that you’re the best the Hamadryad have to offer”. 

“Continue to spew vile in my Lady’s temple and I will show you how kempt I am” She popped the t, words dripping with malice. Calla looked up and down his figure. She had done nothing more than be in his presence and he looked ready to murder. Oh, now she understood, “Is it painful?”. “What-” Calla cut him off, “Having someone ‘beneath you’, have more power than you”. 

Cold vapor began to fume off of his shoulders and hands, mask failing to cover any of his rage. “Unkempt. No leash. No job other than the wellbeing of my own people. Must sound nice after years under Liu Kang’s thumb” his hand shot out to wrap around her neck, cold fingers frosting over her skin. 

“How sad” Calla said straight faced, concealing all fear she had in the moment in favor of the most pitying look she could give him. 

Now Bi han really was going to kill this bitch

Taglist

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@whore-of-many-hot-men

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[secretsandwritings-blog]

Lawrusso in college and getting drunk or getting stoned and having a one-night stand with each other in someone else’s dorm room. Johnny remembers everything, but Daniel doesn’t and as the years go by he’s not yet discovered that they did until a friend of Daniel’s tells him what happened at a dinner he was hosting...and things are about to get interesting 🫠

[incorrectpremadequotes]

Jenny Smith: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitation! It's supposed to say, "Ripp's Birthday!" Johnny Smith: What does it say instead? Jenny Smith: "Ripp's Bi" Johnny Smith: [shrugs] Nah, still works.

[sharliexth]

last minute lgbt hcs for mgs

Consider this a very very very very late pride month celebration. An assortment of hcs that vary from "I honestly believe this 100% in canon" to "i think it would be funny." Solid Snake: Bi and for that matter a fucking disaster dating wise, how do you manage to have at least 3 exes. I still think of him as cis in canon but i joke about him being a trans man with my friends so much that to be honest I am not opposed to the idea even if my motivation is blatantly me just projecting.

Otacon: Bi as well but he has so much trauma with women that he might never be in a relationship with one again LMAOOO

Meryl: Bi BUT i like to imagine she prefers women. It only by sheer luck she briefly falls for Snake and then Johnny and even then she is so wearing the pants in the relationship.

Psycho Mantis: He is clearly sex repulsed so asexual makes sense to me and I like to imagine as they/he nonbinary sometimes once again this is probably projection but idc

Liquid Snake: I love liquid so much and at this point I'm pretty certain he's a trans woman in denial just because I think that would be the funniest scenario ever with his whole genes bullshit. Like all the snakes he is bisexual

Raiden: OK hear me out hear ME OUT.... cis Raiden. I like him just being completely cisgender but still being a bit gender nonconforming in appearance i just think thats neat. He also is so fucking straight BUT I can see him having a bi awakening in his late 40s (post MGR) cause no way this guy who has 3 games of confronting his childhood trauma would have the self reflection to discover his sexuality

Naked Snake/Big Boss: This guy is a disaster and perpetual trainwreck but if I had to put very broad blanket terms I'm going with bisexual aromantic. He definitely doesn't discriminate with hooking up with people regardless of gender but I cant honestly describe a single relationship he's been in as romantic at all. But its definitely some secret third thing.

The Boss: Bisexual and poly, if she doesnt view countries with borders why the fuck would she have borders in her relationship.

Ocelot: Gayest man ever that he'd bring the entire world to its knees and manipulate all the governments ever for just one guy who smells of stale cheese. "Gay" honestly doesnt encapsulate the sheer amount of insanity and amount of down badness he contains for one single man. Actually, I probably shouldn't even put this in hcs this is just deadass canon he absolutely lost it over one man lacking in depth perception

[blue-velvet-valentina]

MK characters who would be totally fine with a courthouse wedding after seeing a complete disaster of a wedding from beginning to end.

Reiko thought he could handle any anxiety attack the bride would have but broke at the first bridal meltdown he witnessed second hand, I mean a fit throwing mess lime a small child, destroying property tantrum.

Quan Chi, being more of a private person, would like to keep something like this an intimate affair. The officiant was probably a dead priest of some form.

Raden saw the cost alone, which made him say, "Nope."

Tomas just wants a party after.

Johnny everyone assumes he would go all out, but after one under his belt, he's good with keeping the next one very low-key and chill...Sonya will be so grateful.

Kenshi is a modest guy for a retired yakuza, he is fine with courthouse, but only asks for the tea ceremony.

Bi-han is the same as Kenshi. As long as the traditions of his clan are met, he is good with just a courthouse.

Modalvo with him being a criminal, he likes to stay as low-key as humanly possible.

Kitana...I just feel she is the more chill sister, just a wedding in the palace privately with family and a super small number of friends.

Nitara... the ideal of marriage isn't over her head, but the complicated and expensive ceremony really confounds her as to why.

Will reblog the ones who are the complete opposite and want EVERYONE to know.

[kieranwritess]

COD MWII x Cyberpunk 2077 AU Brainrot

Fandom: Call of Duty

Characters: 141, LV, Graves, Laswell

Notes: cw for graves /lh, perhaps a bit of implied soapghost, bisexual soap, bisexual johnny silverhand, probably ooc but i do what i want ❤️

a/n: inspired by @yeyinde and my midnight-fueled obsession :) I'll probably make a part two to this because it's now my baby. knowledge of Cyberpunk 2077 is recommended because I reference in-universe characters. yes it's very niche, no I don't care.

- set in 2077

- they would all hate Johnny Silverhand. no exceptions.

- Soap's a little sad he shares a name with that fellow bi disaster bastard tho

- in a similar vein, they'd probably not be too fond of River; Price would envy him for his naivety and Gaz sees himself in River

- fanon Rogue and Price would 100% bond over being mother hens to a ragtag group of idiots

- Graves but Meredith Stout

- no questions asked

- the bitch would work for Militech or some other arms corp

- probably Militech because it is very American™ and he's a little yeeyee boy

- i might have Rudy's characterization wrong, but I feel like he'd have started in the NCPD like River

- poor boys only wanted to make the world better but instead Rudy became jaded and is sort of resigned to his job like Han

- Alejandro would be his buddy from Heywood who was always trying to get him to quit the force

- Ghost is probably the most like V in terms of skills and attitude

- but he's not some gonk kid who wants to make it big, he's made it big

- fixers either love him or they hate him

- one of those "going down in a blaze of glory" dudes

- would never work with Dex, though, and is especially relieved he never did after he hears about the Arasaka heist

- Price: veteran, but in a Mitch way and not a 6th street way. I feel like he had the potential to be a fixer, but wanted to try to have a quiet life after the war (Price bbg, there is no such thing as a quiet life in NC)

- is kind of like Takemura in the sense he'd love to run off and join a nomad clan (because fuck this place, honestly)

- but NC is all he knows and he has people he cares about there (read as: poor dude is attached to the 141 boys)

- Johnny (Silverhand) respects him, even if Price wants to rip him a new one every second they're around each other

- he could definitely become a mentor figure to V and would consider joining up with them if they take The Star ending

- honestly, i can still see Laswell working for the NUSA government

- but I'm not sure how we'd get a connection between her and the 141

- fuck logic, Price and Kate are still besties

- Soap and Panam get on like a house on fire

- a propensity for a little rule breaking and an affection harbored for an authority figure (i'll let you decide in what sense) brings them together

- I probably hc Gaz as younger than he actually is, but he gives off baby solo vibes

- brb thinking back to Jackie and V at the food stall outside of H10 and crying about it

- anyways

- Gaz would probably be the most like streetkid V

- bro knows his way around local fixers

- hc that Ghost and Gaz met on a job before Ghost made it big time

- and Ghost is all "I work alone >:(" but they discover that they work well together

- again thinking back to the streetkid intro, albeit Ghost is nowhere near the same as Jackie personality wise

- they probably grew apart after Ghost becomes a solo

- but Ghost is the first one to suggest Gaz when asked to put together a team for a big job (i.e. the heist but it doesn't go sideways)

- and yeah imo that's how c77!141 is put together

- Ghost knows Gaz, Gaz grew up around Price, and Price knows of Soap through the grapevine

- I guess to "convert" each of them into ttrpg factions, Soap is a techie, Ghost is a solo, Price is prolly a fixer, and Gaz might fall under lawman (as a PI or something)

- i am making less and less sense so I'm gonna stop here for now

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*Smashes wall near door* Hemlo :D I got stuff for Toast and his family. Be warned: this long af

(Ghost is Transmasc because Fuck transphobes)

First meeting:

Toast was 5 when he first met Ghost. He was walking home from school, falling behind from his parents and crunching the leaves on the ground, when he noticed a dirty and scruffed up kid, around his age, trying to get something off of a window sill, stretching up on their toes and jumping.

Checking to see how far behind he was from his parents to see if he had time, he went up to them and asked if they could help. They first looked shocked, then nodded. It took them a few attempts until they got it, awkwardly thanked him, and scurried off while Johnny caught back up to his parents.

They actually met a few more times until the kid started seeking him out.

Toast would go outside, climb a tree in the corner of the garden, and talk to her for hours on the lower branches that stretched past the fence. He didn't know her name yet, so they agreed on the nickname 'Cat' (she reminded him of cats) and became fast friends.

The way his family found out about his new friend wasn't the greatest: the branch snapped and he fell, braking his nose. His mother was watching him when it happened, so it wasn't long before she ran into Cat trying to help a crying Toast by taking him to the front door.

She took them both back (mainly because Toast would start crying again if she separated them) and patched them both up. She was very nice to Cat, who's completely dumbfounded at her friendliness, along with lightly teasing her son about 'your new girlfriend' (that definitely did not become foreshadowing nope nope not at all)

The rest of his siblings were not as friendly. It took a while for his older sister to warm up, but Gavin just disliked her, no matter what. It didn't help that he seemed to always be staring at something behind her, muttering under his breath. Toast didn't like that.

Despite that, she came around his house alot, and they practically became attached to the hip.

First BlackOut:

They were pre-teens when Jimmy first striked. Toast got awoken at 2am by his phone ringing, and half-awake, managed to calm a panicking Ghost enough to explain what's happened.

"my mom- oh god- My mom is dead! I-I don't know what happened but- ow my head. Can I stay at yours please?"

An hour later, Ghost is covering his ears while Johnny and Gavin have a shouting match in the hallway. Gavin thinks she's to blame for it, and is shouting that Toast just got everyone killed by bringing her here. Toast is pissed at that and thinks he's heartless and being an asshole for even suggesting that.

It ends with them being separated by their father, before Toast slams the door behind him, still pissed. Ghost just looks up, hurt, while Toast hugs her, saying that it wasn't her fault over and over.

Johnny and Gavin never saw eye to eye after that night.

Transitioning

When Ghost came out to Toast as a Trans man, he was back in the UK for college, over the phone. While he wasn't there physically to support him, he was able to talk to him through the highs and lows of his transitioning and the starting of PIE.

Years later, after going to the states to grieve for Mary's death, he was shocked to see how much Ghost had changed. I mean, he heard it through his voice but wow...

Bi disaster

Bi disaster Toast my beloved

Last year, his mother had invited all of PIE for Bonfire Night, which got everyone exited: who doesn't like fireworks?!

Between firework shows, his mother asked if "Him and Ghost were something?" Laughing light-heartedly when it took a few minutes to figure out what she meant, and lit his face in pink as he sputtered out no. "He's my co-boss! And my friend! Yeah he's cute and all but- no mum it's not like that!"

It didn't help that Ghost overheard the comment, and just smiled and winked at him before walking off, setting him to burry his head in the wooden table in embarrassment.

Maybe don't hold hands with him in full view of everyone next time.

(Lowkey glad I’m only answering this now bc now we can say Ghost is trans because HAPPY PRIDE MONTH)

Ghost being Cat is fun because it might mean that he’s Katrina and the ghost is a metaphor or just how he feels (literal deadname?)

On one hand, Gavin is an asshole. On the other hand, it takes a Lot for it to be even plausible to accuse a preteen of murder and idk how obvious Jimmy was so there’s a chance Gavin had a point. If something actually did end up happening with Jimmy at their house Gavin would’ve been entirely in the right. On the third hand, it didn’t and now he just gave a poor kid who just lost his mom even more trauma.

Congrats to Ghost for the transition and im glad mama Toast is supportive!