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Mortimer Goth: It is best not to look at the sun during an eclipse.

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Mercutio Monty: [at the Capp House, texting Romeo] Wherefore art thou, Romeo? This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.

Mercutio Monty: [at the Capp House, texting Romeo] Where are you, Romeo? This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.

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Consort Capp: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Mercutio Monty: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Olive Specter: It's murder o'clock and I'm always on time.

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Mrs. Crumplebottom: "Heimlich maneuver?" Mrs. Crumplebottom: Let's get something very clear. If you see me choking, that is, frankly, none of your business. Mrs. Crumplebottom: If I die, let me die doing my favorite thing: not being surprise-hugged from behind by a stranger. Do not touch me under any circumstances.

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Vidcund Curious: The sim body is a true carnival of horrors, and frankly I'm embarrassed to have one.

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Tara Kat: I want to be a cat. Jobless. Educationless. Useless. There to be pretty and soft.

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Ripp Grunt: We know Olive Specter doesn't sleep in a bed. She just sits in a chair and stares at a potato until it bakes.

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Mary-Sue Pleasant: Angela's teacher just sent me a glowing email about what a pleasure she is in the classroom, and I'm half tempted to forward it to Lilith's teacher, just so I can prove the problem isn't me.

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General Buzz Grunt: [pointing a gun at his door] WHO IS IT? Erin Beaker: General Grunt, it's me! General Buzz Grunt: Don't lie to me, whoever you are! I'M General Grunt!

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Vidcund Curious: That's just me speaking personally. Vidcund Curious: As well as correctly and objectively.

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Mary-Sue Pleasant: What did I tell you two about lying? Angela and Lilith Pleasant: It only works on dad.

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Tara Kat: One day, you could be a father. Cyd Roseland: One day? I am a father. Tara Kat: It's a dog, Cyd. Cyd Roseland: He's my blood!

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Nervous Subject: I am someone who is scared of literally everything. The dark, the light, heights, depths, confined spaces, wide open spaces, strangers, intimacy, spiders, and a sudden and mysterious lack of spiders.

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Max Flexor: Would you consider us 'adorable'? Mitch Indie: No, we're adult men. Mitch Indie: We're cute.

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Coral Oldie: We're a family. Families talk about things. Lilith Pleasant: No! Families ignore things until they go away!

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Allegra Gorey: You text me "Happy Monday." What do I do with that? Jane Stacks: Oh, I don't know. Maybe have a happy Monday?