#bi - alder

[glimmeringalder]

June 2020. Another pride themed sticker!! This time, a lot less subtle and including a few different flags. Of course with King because he's all about obnoxious outfits and being gay.

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[just-your-casual-nerd]

Master List of Fics I like Pt. 3

Note: I did not write any of these fics, I just enjoy reading them and had a shit load of them saved. So, I figured I would put all of the ones I liked on a master list, figuring that its an easy way to keep track of them, and maybe you guys would like them as well. Have a Great Day fellow Nerds! 😁👋

2nd Note: If Someone wants me to take their fic or another fic off, let me know and it will be done. I don't want to offend anyone or make them upset.

3rd Note: I officially have so many more fics I like that won’t fit on my other master lists, lol. I hope you find this helpful for you all!! 

Larissa Weems: 🥰

Find What You Desire By: pro-weems-places

Begging By: Prettygreenpills

Private Dancer | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

Sex in the Flowers By: mandy-asimp

Headmistress By: Prettygreenpills 

Fear of Losing By: liliweems  

Sweet anniversary By: Prettygreenpills

Pasta and a bit of Magic By: leonorasbabygirl 

in my head (series) By: weemssapphic 

Staying After By: sharedramblings

Nightmares By: starrknessblog 

baked with love By: billiedeansbitch 

Let’s Try something new | NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Vengeance By: rippersz 

I Love You By: pebbleswritessometimes 

Darling please | fluff By: v3nusxsky

Fuck Me Dirty By: cissyenthusiast010155

You’re not mad? | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

Painted Doubts By: alexusonfire 

Asking For It By: cissyenthusiast010155

Precious doll | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

First time pt. 2 (one of my favs) By:  cissyenthusiast010155

A writers muse By: littledollll

Play a game | NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Misunderstanding By: pebbleswritessometimes

So desperately blind By: leonorasbabygirl

You’re safe my love By: v3nusxsky

Be my good doll~ NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Valentine’s By: pebbleswritessometimes

Keep Reading By: billiedeansbitch 

Way to shy for that By: leonorasbabygirl 

Use me, i’m yours By: weemssapphic 

My safe person | Agere By: v3nusxsky

Forever? Forever. By: littledollll

Safe space | fluff By: v3nusxsky

Five days, four nights (part 2) By: billiedeansbitch 

Lipstick Stains-Pt.2 By: weemssapphic 

Injured wings By:  v3nusxsky

A Perfect Fit (NSFW) By: fruitylo0pz 

Dangerous Games By: dianneking 

Admittance By: rippersz 

Just For You By: sharedramblings 

Come back to bed darling | Fluff By:  v3nusxsky

You little minx | NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Untouchable By: littledollll

Chosen mother By:  v3nusxsky

Larissa Weems x fem!reader By: youranonymousauthor 

First time pt. 1 (one of my favs)  By: cissyenthusiast010155

It’s gones! | Agere By: v3nusxsky

Never a burden to me By: v3nusxsky

Your pleasure is mine By: littledollll

Innocent dove | NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Let me by your girl By:  v3nusxsky

Hyde and need (so good, made me cry) By: alder-saan

Not odd but unique | NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Late bloomer By:  v3nusxsky

Multitalented By: littledollll

Not so dirty secret | fluffy NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Accidentally on purpose | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

A New Start pt. 3 (NSFW) By: fruitylo0pz

Violet soul By: yourlocaldisneyvillan 

Morning Kisses By: sharedramblings 

You’re rightful place | NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Pleasant interruptions By: milfmuses 

Even in my worst lies, you saw my truth in me By: averyalaska

Bunny. By: cherrysweetdevine 

Lipstick stains. By: cherrysweetdevine

A love like yours. By: cherrysweetdevine

The sound of heartbeat. By: cherrysweetdevine

The perfect way to end a long, hard day. By: cherrysweetdevine

Stood Up (part 2) (NSFW) By: milfsloverblog 

Happy to see you | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

In Deep By: spoilmesweetieforficssake 

Only Pretending #9 By: Tanith-rhea

A willing sacrifice | angst By: v3nusxsky

To People Watch One Person By: rippersz

Kiss me By: billiedeansbitch

My minx | NSFW By:  v3nusxsky

Call it revenge By: littledollll

Staying After By: sharedramblings 

Satisfied By: weemssappic 

Almost Caught By: starrknessblog 

Grandma Morticia {L. Weems} By: illegal-heartbreaker

Nightwalker By: milfswriter 

My brat | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

Punishment By: littledollll

Only Pretending #8 By: tanith-rhea

When the lights go down By: weemssapphic 

Five days, four nights [part 1] By: billiedeansbitch 

Old Wounds, New Dances By: alexusonfire 

Her Little Love By: littledollll

The first heat with you | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

New Years Kiss By: daydream-cement 

A New Start pt. 4 (NSFW) By: fruitylo0pz

Tattoos & Bruises: Chapter 6 By: mistressweems 

Lunch date By: v3nusxsky

Try me | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

Girl in Red (lips) By: gwensfreak

The Proposal By: ladylarissaweems 

Vengeance By: rippersz

Zebra By: alder-saan

A new lipstick By: purplexxsloth

Play thing | NSFW By: v3nusxsky

Call me Larissa By: purplexxsloth 

Pasta and a bit of Magic By: leonorasbabygirl 

Brienne of Tarth:😊

Battle field By: littledollll

Miranda Hilmarson: 😘

Records By: bobia13

Clingy By: daydream-cement 

Pussy is God By: hausoffilth

Lucifer: 😈

Violet Soul: Chapter 2 By: yourlocaldisneyvillain

Brainless pet By: littledollll

The Devils Maid By: rippersz 

Pretty Tears By: littledollll

Love language: acts of service By: littledollll

Comfort In Hell By: Littledollll

[incorrectpokechampionquotes]

LGBT head cannons for the champions other than obviously Wallace who is the gayest man alive

Funnily enough, Wallace is one of the only two champions who is canonically attracted to the opposite gender.

Lance is bi, but very repressed. Also cis (he/him)

Steven is homoromantic asexual(sex neutral) and cis (he/him)

Wallace is bi and trans/nonbinary. (he/they)

Cynthia is pan and cis(?) (she/they)

Alder is cishet, but an ally (he/him)

Iris is aroace(?) and a demigirl (she/they)

N is demiromantic asexual and nonbinary (he/they)

Diantha is pan and cis (she/her)

Leon is straight(?) and cis (he/him)

Geeta is demiromantic pansexual and cis (she/her)

[sinnohqueen]

crying thinking about that gayest champion poll

Lance is very ??? I don't know if he likes women. but he sure does love men

Steven is gay as fuck idk what to tell you

Wallace i actually really love to headcanon as bi

Cynthia thinks everyone is hot and it's making her panic

Alder

Diantha femme lesbian love of my life

Leon is a disaster bi

Geeta is also a lesbian I dont make the rules

[okaima]

Karelian language - Gender and sexual identities

Homo, homoseksuallińe - gay man Lesbo, lezbijanka* - lesbian, gay woman Biseksuallińe, bijanka - bisexual person Panseksuallińe - pansexual Aseksuallińe - asexual

Transsugupuoline - trans person Intersugupuoline - intersex person Muunsugupuoline - nonbinary person Cissugupuoline - cis person

Seksuallizus - sexuality Sugupuoli-identitietta - gender identity

Sugupuoli - gender or sex

*In Republic of Karelia, the word lezbijanka has negative connotation and lesbo is more commonly used

In modern times most karelians use these loanwords based on anglosphere views on gender and sexuality.

Traditionally speaking the views on gender and sexuality have been somewhat different, and words used have been more poetic and descriptive in many ways. Gender is seen as one role among others and as such, "mother" and "man" for example are not roles that contradict each other in any way, even if it is less common than being "woman" and "mother".

Without going into too many details here are few examples:

"On ukonvembelehes aliči käynnyh." - lit. "has walked under the reinbow*" - person who has changed their sex and role (gender) in which they live. Roughly speaking a trans person.

Example sentence: "Ozutat ilokkahambale nygöi gu olet ukonvembelehes aliči käynnyh." - "you seem happier now that you've transitioned." "Olen ukonvembelehes aliči käynnyh," - "I am trans person."

(*the association of rainbow is rooted on Karelian belief system in which person who passes from under rainbow has their sex changed, and the fact that rainbow is western lgbt+ symbol is coincidence.)

"eule yksis ruutois" - lit. "isn't in one (set of) traditional clothes" - person who travels between and beyond two genders, a "nonbinary*" person.

Example sentence: "En ole yksis ruutois." - "I am nonbinary."

*"gender binary" should be used in very loose relation to karelian traditions as "man" and "woman" are not seen as opposite ends of binary (or any other) scale any more than birch and spruce are only trees in existence or opposites to each other. Traditional views of karelians are rarely if ever linear.

Kaksńeuvoni* - lit. "person with two/many of advice/guiding/ instruction/ tools". A (visibly) intersex person.

*Please note that some people find this term offensive due to its similarity to old Finnish slur for people with ambiguous genitalia.

Example sentence: "Rodivuin kaksńeuvozenna." - "I was born intersex." "Olen kaksńeuvoni briha." - "I am intersex man."

Miehii suačii mies, brihoi suačii briha - lit. man who loves men

Example sentence: "Miun velli on miehii suačii mies, vai miehii suačou." - "My little brother is gay man, he is only interested in men." "Olen miehii suvaičii mies, a dai naizii suačen." - "I love men, but I'm also interested in women."

Buzaniekka - Man who wears pearls, man who loves men.

Akkoinpaimoi, akkoinpäiväińe - lit. wives' herder, wives' sun. "Feminine" man, man who prefers working with and spending time with women

Ristivellet - lit. cross brothers. Men who have exchanged their neck-crosses or other similar tokens. Can mean deeply close friends or male couple

Naizii suačii naińe, neidizii suačii neidińe - lit. woman who loves women

Karžuniekka - woman who loves women. Has also meant unmarried woman with implication she doesn't wish to marry a man.

Lepänakka, tabakka-akka - lit. alder's wife, tobacco-wife. "Masculine" woman, woman who prefers working with and spending time with men

Rističikot - lit. cross sisters. Women who have exchanged neck-crosses or other similar tokens. Can mean deeply close friends or female couple

"Kävelöy kahtel puolel." - lit. "One who walks on both sides." - person who loves others regardless of gender, roughly bi- or pansexual.

Example sentence: "Kävelen kahtel puolel, ollou mies, naine libo ei yksis ruutois." - "I am bi-/pansexual, I don't care about gender." "Häi on kahtel puolel kävelii, kaikkie suačou." - "They are pan-/bisexual, they don't care about gender."

[firowisteria]

OTGW Headcanons <3

(These headcanon are a year after OTGW plot) (some characters, such as Beatrice and Lorna, are in Wirt's imagination and are also real people in real life)

Wirt

Cadance Collins is her legal name

her b-day July 3rd

Edward is her deadname

Wirt is the nickname she stuck with (it's probably gonna stick with her forever)

Transfem lesbian

she/her

wears light academia aesthetic

was mute for the first few years in her life, then lived with selective mutism until she was 12

she loves using huge words, and has a HUGE vocabulary

her favorite song is Black Hole Fantasy by The Crane Wives

transitioned about 6 months after OTGW

her favorite food is fries (dipped in mustard)

likes playing clarinet, hates performing (canon tho)

I would say she was 15 in the plot

going for a lit major in college

her main inspiration is Emily Dickinson

Greg

Gregory Collins

he/him

5 years old in the plot

his birthday is May 15th

he loves animals and wants to be a zookeeper when he grows up

dyslexic

matches his dad's merriment

He and his dad egg Wirt on to join the marching band, but Wirt thinks it's social suicide.

There is never a day when they don't ask her to join the marching band

Beatrice

Beatrice Alder

she/her

her b-day is December 28th

bi-curious

Beatrice is the second oldest of her family

she is part of the school council and is pretty popular

She is known as "Bea" in school

the reason why Wirt didn't think "oh, she seems familiar" when Beatrice introduced herself is because they never talk to each other in school

she wants to be an ornithologist and going for a bio major

Lorna

Lorna O'Keefe

she/ze

her b-day is January 30th

demigirl bi

she is adopted, her aunt is her only parent

In school, ze talks to herself as if she is seeing ghosts

but she is too scared to do much of anything without people's approval (usually her aunt's)

This is probably why Wirt would be concerned about Lorna's aunt

ze loves graphic novels and even more graphic movies

if you are not her aunt, you cannot beat her in chess

she is part of the SAT Prep club (she is far from preppy but she is really, really, smart)

Sara

Sara Fenner

she/they

MtNBfem bi

her b-day is October 15th

they main Bayonetta in Smash Bros (LIKE HOW, SHE'S SO COMPLICATED TO PLAY, LOLOL)

she was Wirt's trans awakening, among other things

she likes cyberpunk and dark academia aesthetic

works at a circus as a motorcycler

they love dancing and is SUPER DUPER flexable

her favorite song is Femininomenon by Chappell Roan

yes, she is dating Wirt because SAPPHICS ARE AMAZING

[ghostchanuwu]

Brain is running again it's not windows longhorn I swear so now I'm gonna yap about aniredux before I post more character redesigns

Ye I'm adding a cut bc this is gonna be LONG

Hilda and Hilbert are twins and attended BB Academy before officially going on their journey (they broke off around Nimbasa,Hilda traveled with Iris while Hilbert remained with Bianca and Cheren)

Hilda is one of the co-founders of Driftveil's PWT since she convinced Clay to fund the project to draw in more people to bolster Unova's economy (Draydon,Alder and Grimsly are also co-founders)

Hilbert runs the PokeMusical building in Nimbasa along with historical preservation efforts in the city (ie the Ferris Wheel and the old gym)

Caitlin swaps between fairy and psychic on a bi-yearly basis along with Shauntal having a partial specialty in ground

Alder became champion on complete accident and when Iris took the title he went back to Floccesy Town to become a full-time teacher since that is his passion outside of battling (Benga got his Larvesta from him on his 7th birthday as an egg)

Unova is the 2nd oldest league with the oldest being Kalos (Kalos' was originally founded as an annual festival in celebration of the war against Paldea ending,Paldea holds a similar festival which lines up with Uva-Naranja graduations)

Central and Northern Sinnoh is very cold year around which extends to nearly the whole region in the Winter aside from Sunnyshore and Canalave which are actually quite warm

As lax as Hoenn seems it's actually one of the more volatile regions to travel to,the populace compensates for that by making the towns and cities as inviting as possible (ie Slateport's massive seaside market,Lilycove's regular hosting of national Contest Finals,ect) along with having a shockingly high happiness rate

Kalos has a charming tradition of all their fairy specialists taking up a partial dark type and vice versa with it originating from how deeply the region cherishes Xerneas and Yvetal (dragon specialists in the region also usually end up having either a dark type or a fairy type on their team)

Johto funnily enough is still mostly rural despite having the strongest economy on the continent (Goldenrod is a major hub)

And now for some not so world building blurbs

Nobody actually knows where Brock came from and the only thing really known about him is that he is loosely related to Bruno (the Pewter Mining Company adopted him when he was a toddler since he didn't have any parents,turns out he's from Orre and has family in Alola)

I've actually been toying around with the idea of giving Steven an older brother who never became a trainer and instead is a member of the Hoennian Navy (the Navy is actually quite small and mainly functions as a much more well funded coastguard along with reporting to the Ranger Corps),he would be 6 years older than Steven and would take over Devon after their father gets ousted since Steven wants nothing to do with any of them anymore (still trying to come up with a name for him and leaning towards Silas or Abram,he's much more on the stern side with a serious nature and rarely ever smiles)

N and Ghetsis are fully related (reading through the Underwater Ruin's text again with the story of the king gave me an idea what to do with N's character),N is the one who inherited the King's Blood whereas Ghetsis didn't,it was Ghetsis who wiped out his bloodline (N was an infant,the pokemon who raised him belonged to his Mother and Father and the Zorua having hatched around the same time that he was born),N is 19 at the time of Unova Arc

Sycamore and Lysandre aren't officially together but they do flirt with each other on occasion with the professor bringing him his favorite strawberry macarons and Lysandre taking Sycamore out to dinner in Annistar during the meteor showers

[lab-trash]

Posting this bc I forget if I've posted this before, or updated it.

I take drawing and writing requests, but on top of that, just open conversation.

Ships I Enjoy/Appriciate-

Kaz x Chase

Marcus x Oliver

Owen x Adam

Tecton x Megahertz

Skylar x Jordan

Skylar x Stefanie

Stefanie x Jordan

Leo x Logan

Daniel x Bob

AJ x Kyle

Douglas x [Just Some Guy]

Gender/Sexuality Headcannons I like-

Trans Chase

Trans Spin

Trans Tecton

Trans Kaz

Trans Marcus 

Genderfluid Daniel(le)

Trans Femme Danielle

Oliver’s family is homophobic

Kaz's family is homophobic 

Bi Douglas

Donald is trying his best not to be homophobic 

Greysexual Demiromantic Oliver

Sapphic Skylar

Bi-Spec Bree (unlabelled/shifting labels)

Pan or Gay Kaz

Bi or Gay Chase

Trans Femme Experion (thanks for that @platonictaycus )

Sapphic Jordan

Other Headcannons I like-

Tecton is Spark’s dad (again, thanks for that @platonictaycus )

Tecton and Megahertz being Kaz’s dad figures

Tecton's civ name is Sam(uel) Alder, and Megahertz is Leslie 'Lez' Reyes

Past, toxic, Kazperion and Sebase

Things are kinda awkward between Kaz and Spark

Kaz cooks

Kaz and Skylar dated for a period of time, unbeknownst to Oliver

Kaz and Skylar friendship supremacy

Kaz and Bree friendship supermacy

Basically, Kaz is great at girl talk

Kaz is good with kids

ADHD Kaz, Autistic Chase, ADHD Oliver (but different from Kaz)

Kaz used to have a crush on Oliver (unrequited)

Oliver’s lowkey rich af

Kaz’s family is poor and religious

Very religious

Trent and Owen are brothers

Longer hair/Gender non-conforming Marcus

Shorter hair Skylar

Daniel looks like a blonde Dorenbash from Caldera

Non-LREF Universe Stuff I Like-

Best Friends Whenever

Barry x Renaldo

Shelby x Alex

Cyd x Daisy

Wizards of Waverly Place

Zeke x Justin

Harper x Juliet (maybe; still thinking about that)

Max x Zack (Suite Life on Deck)

Kickin It

Milton x Jack (Krewer)

Kim x Sloane

Victorious

Jade x Tori

Beck x Robbie

[great-tusk]

1 7 and 10 for s/i if your choice :DD

1. What are the basics about you? (ex. name, age, gender, sexuality, etc.)

7. How does your story in canon play out? How do you alter the storyline of the original story?

10. What is your "role" in the story? Main character? Villain? Side character?

@i-put-the-s4p-in-s4pphic

@i-put-the-s4p-in-s4pphic, thank you for the ask!!! I’LL DO THESE FOR MY BLUE S/I! (I’m excited because he has an age LMAO.)

1. What are the basics about you? (ex. name, age, gender, sexuality, etc.)

Quentin’s his name. (Quentin Oak, since him and Blue are married!!!) Blue turned 39 this year, making my S/I probably 37 or 38. Quentin is a trans guy and bi.

7. How does your story in canon play out? How do you alter the storyline of the original story?

I’ve thought about the lore for this one a lot. As a young child, Drayden sent me to go train with Lance in Kanto. There, I was taken care of by Agatha and Lance (along with being sent over to Professor Oak’s one day). I met Blue briefly, but didn’t like him since he was mean. My first Pokémon was an Axew, hatched from an egg given to me by Drayden. (My Axew is the child of his Haxorus.) My second Pokémon is a Dratini that I was given by the Elder at Dragon’s Den in Johto, after being recommended to him by Lance. After a bit there, I go back home. In a few years, I go on an adventure in Unova (before the B/W games take place), and end up winning the Champion title, which I defend for a while before leaving to go adventure somewhere else, leaving the Champion seat to Alder. I go to Johto and then Kanto, where I meet Lance (and his cousin Clair) and Agatha again. I win the Championship in Johto, too, and immediately rush to get the badges from Kanto, as well. Blue is the final Gym Leader in Kanto and then we fall in love. (I still beat him 👍.)

During the events of B2/W2, the city that I live is encased in ice and Blue can’t get ahold of me and he’s super worried.

And before Alola, me and Blue get married! And I come to Alola as well, although I’m there more for a vacation than like his work reason, and we still get down time where we get to hang out. Super in love.

10. What is your "role" in the story? Main character? Villain? Side character?

This depends on like the time, I guess. I tend to put my S/I in a similar situation as the G/S/C protags, but I don’t think he completely takes their place. So he’s probably a side character who pops up in a lot of games and places. (And Blue’s canon love interest 💍💍💍!)

[raising-harmony]

... This may be seen as an invasive question but, how on earth did you and Alder even meet in the first place? Both of you are complete opposites in every regard, it's hard to imagine both of you getting along let alone having a child. This certainly makes things with Ryuki difficult, for your organisation detests Pokeballs while Alder's whole career relies on them.

I feel this discussion with Ryuki should be discussed with Alder first, it'll be hard to come to a middle ground otherwise.

Invasive, yes- but warranted, I suppose. We met in college. Back when our ideals weren't quite so misaligned.

We didn't share similar majors, mind you. I was in business, he was in biology, but we shared prerequisite courses which caused us to meet often. I'm sure you know how these things go. I rather admired his love for pokémon and the world around him. He was driven and well-spoken, not to mention kind. I assume he still is, to some capacity. Not that it matters.

We were able to get along as we did because Team Plasma was barely even a concept at the time, and he wasn't among the Elite Four, so our careers weren't so overwhelmingly at odds. Our little excursion together wasn't a long time, maybe a little over two years spent dating; He was experimental to me, seeing as I was... bi-curious, I guess you could say. Gradually, as I began to conceptualize Team Plasma and he began to chase pokémon battle after pokémon battle, we came to recognize we were incompatible. I couldn't convince him to support this cause, and he couldn't convince me that the Pokémon League isn't the wretched thing that it is. So we departed. We hadn't planned on having a child, though Alder did speak of wanting one. I wonder if he tampered with our contraceptives to fulfill that wish...

Pah. No matter... What's done is done. I don't believe he would have, anyway. It doesn't seem like him.

[tj-tae]

Name: Luca Anderson

Age: 25

Region: Unova

Sexuality: Bi (preference for men)

Job: Personal Trainer (sports gym)

Family wise connected to ex champion Alder (I like to say son, as Alder doesn't look thAt old to me...we can just play with our imagination a bit-)

-> has a younger sister by 4 years (aka she's 21)

-> is in a relationship with his childhood friend and going to be husband Xaiden (not my character)

[alder-in-the-moon-forest]

An Introduction.

Hello, I'm Alder, or Aldous if you prefer.

Info about me

I am 20, but I do age regress. (therapy reasons. dont be a creep.)

I am taken, but I will not talk about it.

He/They/It

I am a grey wolf therian.

I am new to the terms and such used, if I get one wrong, please tell me so I can do better.

This blog is meant to both be a therian diary and scrapbook of sorts, so I wont post anything unrelated here.

I'm wiccan, non-religious.

I am also a furry, but I dont do suiting.

I like cold water with ice. (I know, its odd)

I am severely camera shy, do not ask for pictures of human me.

I have ADHD, Anxiety, Depression, Bi-polar & CPTSD. (I get overwhelmed easily, please be patient.)

I am an artist of both traditional & digital, as well as crochet.

I like rocks...no really, send me pictures of cool rocks. I like 'em.

I cannot quad due to joint issues, but I'm fine with being a silly tippytoes wolf.

Please ask before physical interactions such as hugs, I have a bit of a bubble.

likes/dislikes:

Likes: spicy food, sushi (and sashimi), sour fruits, dad jokes, mangas (preferably comedies or family slice of life), the smell after rain, VR, walking/survival simulator games ("The Long Dark" & "Survive- by juuso hietalahti" are my favs), the 2004 classic "Van Helsing" and finally mythology.

Dislikes: homophobes/transphobes, deadlines, being cursed at, jokes about wiccans, loud arguements, thunderstorms, stealing my last chunk of summer sausage from the fridge, being randomly asked what my passive wisdom modifier is and blue cheese.

Hobbies!: I crochet, draw/paint, make music, cook, model things in blender, occasionally write short stories and take kinda nice photos.

And now, I'd like to start with my DNI:

Anti-fur/therian

ZØØs

Homophobes/Transphobes

Terfs/swerfs/radfems

Sexists/Transsexists (Transmisogyny/transmisandry)

Pedos

Racists

MAPs

Proshippers

NSFW/18+ content in general

Any creeps

People who just like picking fights

Fatphobes or TH1NSP0

Those who would hurt/harm age regressors

Ableists

Basically, anyone who would be on a DNI list usually.

[nuka-cola-grape]

Happy pride! As a result I’ve decided to do some little portraits of my protags with their genders/sexualities!

Top row, left to right

Vault Dweller Alder: Nonbinary + Bisexual

Chosen One Claire: Pansexual

Courier Nicole: Pansexual + Genderqueer

Bottom row, left to right

76 Dweller Lille: Bi + Demigirl

Lone Wanderer Clove: Bi + Demigirl

Sole Survivor Belle: Bi + Nonbinary

[nny11writes]

Sketchy 2 Tumblr Exclusive????

It's more likely than you'd think and also I've realized that I really don't want to put more effort into Sketchy even if it's some of the funniest shit I've ever written lol

So have the Adora PoV chapter just for you!

So, WOW, just wow! Adora nervously scratched another day off in her planner and realized it had been two months since her and Catra had started...whatever this was! Dating? God she hoped it was dating. But on the off chance it wasn’t and saying so would make it awkward and then Catra would never ever speak to her again ruining the chance for even just a friendship, she wasn’t going to name it!

She carefully peeled another tiny heart sticker off the page and painstakingly applied it to the upper right corner to show that Catra had texted her that day. This, she assured herself, was a completely normal thing to do. How else was she going to keep track of their interactions to make sure she wasn’t being over the top by responding too much or too quickly or too frequently? You know, like, just generally too- Adora cringed at the perfectly placed heart. If Catra ever looked her in the face and had to say that Adora was too much, it might actually kill her.

It was funny how much someone could mean to you when you’d known them for less than a year.

She really did need to remember to thank Perfuma. 

Her friends had been helping her with her self confidence, and Perfuma had complimented her physique at the pool. She gave one of her cute soft giggles before telling Adora, “You should be a model, in shaa Allah!” When Adora had laughed about how badly that would go for her considering her arch nemesis shoes with heels higher than an inch, but that wasn’t what Perfuma had meant.

“No silly! I meant an art model.” Perfuma smiled up at her from the edge of the pool. “You know my fathers host a bi-monthly figure drawing class, you could model there and they’d even pay you!”

Adora might be living with the Moons now, but money had never really stopped being a concern of hers. So even though she’d stopped counting how much she ‘owed’ them, the thought of getting paid to treat her friends out for a meal on her (for once!) was very tempting. “Sure! What should I wear? Is there, like, a dress code?”

“Well...I suppose you could say there’s a dress code, yes.” Perfuma had that fond look in her eyes that usually meant she was talking to her plants or encouraging a small animal online to succeed. “It’s nude modeling after all, and you are very fit!”

Adora had almost died on the spot, and then died again when she thoughtlessly told Glimmer about Perfuma’s silly, silly idea thinking it would be a funny ha ha story they could giggle over while Adora finished panicking over it. Because of course Glimmer was going to encourage her to try it out, which in turn meant Bow would both be encouraging her to try it while placating that she didn’t have to if she didn't want to. And then Micah had asked what was going on and on hearing about the modeling opportunity had said, “Oh yeah, the Al-Jamil’s! Man, it’s been a good decade since I modeled for them. Great experience though kiddo, you’d love it!” The only good thing about that had been watching karma work in real time as Glimmer had to confront the fact that the one time her parents completely ‘forgot’ to pick her up from Girl Scouts happened because Micah thought Angella was getting her and was nude modeling while Angella thought Micah was getting her and was working late.

But surrounded by so many people who thought it was a good idea, Adora had eventually decided to do it. It wasn’t like she’d ever been body shy after all. The sheer number of times her fosters had to remind her to wear clothes was proof of that, and Glimmer admitted that she’d only realized she was bixsexual after Adora just walked naked from the bathroom to her bedroom.

So she’d gone and nervously been chatting with a few of the men there along with Alder. Of course, that man was a positivity magnet and very chatty on a good day, which was the kind of distraction she’d needed to not get nervous about ruining people’s artwork. And then, she saw a woman stroll into the backyard and thoughts went poof.

Woof. Wow! Having passed her check for lesbianism with flying colors, Adora had done her best to not get even more nervous. Which really was only happening because Alder seemed to notice her growing anxiety and started cracking joke after joke until she could barely breathe. Getting up on stage and dropping the robe hadn’t been a problem, she just listened to Alder’s gentle instructions while doing her best to not creep on the hot artist lady.

So of course she had to try and fuck that up for herself by getting bold near the end. The woman had stared at her in surprise, cheeks red with what had to be a sunburn, and then it was fucking ON. She kept at it and the woman seemed interested, or maybe that was how artists just looked? While looking at their art models? Like...Intense. And then in the thirty seconds it took to put her robe on (because good god she was not going to talk to a woman she wanted to maybe, possibly ask out for drinks or something while butt ass naked thanks), she vanished.

“Ohhhhh,” Glimmer squealed while riding the line right between genuine excitement and loving derision, “you found yourself a hot tortured artist!”

Which really didn’t help anything as Adora spent the next two weeks thinking about Hot Tortured Artist practically non-stop. 

Calling Alder to ask if there was any way the next slot was open was more embarrassing than the time she’d gone to the student health clinic to see about a tattoo infection only to be seen by the lady who diagnosed her anal fissures a month prior. She’d been double judged, she was sure of it. But at least Alder, unlike doctor what’s her face, was very polite about his excited amusement as he confirmed that he got the other model to cancel last minute.

Adora had gotten there way too fucking early to be allowed to live. Fifteen minutes early is on time after all, but painstakingly calculating out every minute of her day only to arrive almost an hour and a half early was a bit much. So she’d wallowed a little bit with a complimentary beer and Suffered the Consequences of Her Own Actions.

Or in other words, she learned where Perfuma learned how to meddle with someone’s life.

“So, any reason you wanted to try again?” “It is such a freeing experience, wouldn’t you say, really helps you to open your heart in a way.” “You know some of our artists are just really great people, you should try talking to them.” 

And worst of all: “Well I suppose we should get ready, although some people tend to get here at the very last minute so don’t worry if you don’t see someone in particular right away.”

Jesus Harold Christ, just say that you’re gay and homophobic instead!

Not that all the waiting and planning and thinking and preparing did any good. Adora managed to piss her off within ten seconds and then accidentally humiliated her once they got going. (She had never seen someone cough that hard for that long, the constant waving away of well intentioned people by flipping them off only complimented by the extremely raspy gasps of “I’m fine, fuck off!” had been kinda nerve wracking.)

“YOU ALMOST KILLED HOT TORTURED ARTIST!?!?!?” Glimmer shrieked at the same time Bow softly whimpered, “Oh shit, was she okay?”

Adora made a few very helpful strangled noises and covered her face with a whine.

“Oof.” Glimmer said, in a tone that implied she was somehow impressed.

“That’s rough, buddy,” Bow said, unaware of how he’d just quoted a pivotal part of Adora’s childhood.

“That bad, huh?” Micah asked, accidentally triggering an anxiety attack as Adora realized her parents 2.0 had just heard this whole story and now she was going to have to fake her own death to escape the shame.

Operation “my parents are now concerned about my sex life so I’m moving to Panama” failed spectacularly, and the next week’s slot was locked down tight just to add insult to injury. 

Two weeks later than she’d been planning to still be living here was more than enough time for her to come up with a stupidly brilliant plan. Or brilliantly stupid. Either way, Adora had managed to convince Glimmer to drive her to the Al-Jamil’s (a move she was regretting terribly as her best friend ran through a red light without even blinking for the third time in an effort to save a few seconds). And then managed to convince her to turn around to the closest store with art supplies, and then take her back. Which was how Adora found herself stumbling into the backyard wearing what Bow and Glimmer had both assured her was “her gayest casual outfit” with her stomach already flip flopping from the drive. Alder was already introducing the model, Adora was late, and she basically sprinted thoughtlessly towards her goal before remembering that Hot Tortured Artist was here to draw and plunked down into the seat next to her instead of saying hello.

The time started and Adora became painfully aware of how little she’d thought this out. Oh god she couldn’t even draw. Life truly was a party and Adora had just volunteered to be the pinata. Again.

The only good thing about her first serious attempts at art since the third grade was she had to concentrate really, really, really, REALLY hard on it and didn’t have time to get freaked out over her crush’s proximity until the end. As she added the last few touches to what would soon be Sea Hawk’s newest firestarter, Adora became uncomfortably aware of being watched.

Big RIP.

F.

Somehow they ended up talking as the weeks went by though. Well, Adora talked and sometimes Catra (CATRA! Her name was Catra!) would answer, usually in some hilarious pithy one liner that would’ve taken Adora years to think of. God, she was the total package. Hot, smart, funny, talented, and aggressively passive aggressively living up to her namesake. And Adora would’ve happily basked in her presence until she died if there hadn’t been an intervention that led to their first kiss.

And now look at them! Two months into [REDACTED] and living the dream! Basically!

With a sigh of defeat, Adora carefully peeled the smiling little rain cloud sticker off her page and added it to the calendar to show that she’d also been a sad sack about the situation today so she’d remember to review her texts in 13.25 hours in case her general downernessitude (something Glimmer assured her was a real word) bled through into her texts with Catra.

She was going to get a good grade in wooing, something that was both normal to want and possible to achieve, if it killed her.

So wrapped up in her own weird semi-pity party, she’d lost track of the time. A rookie mistake. Adora did not jump a foot in the air or raise her fists to defend herself when Glimmer slammed her bedroom door open and screamed, “SO I MET CATRA AT THE GYM TODAY!”

First of all, this was clearly unfair. Glimmer got to see Catra working out in gym clothes before her? It was a travesty is what it was!

Secondly, and perhaps more importantly, Glimmer had met Catra unsupervised. “No! Nononononononono!”

“It wasn’t on purpose!” Glimmer whined, but when Adora’s mini-spiral didn’t let up, she grumbled, “Wow, tell me how you really feel.”

“Was she mad? Did you grill her? Did she insult you?? Did YOU insult HER!? It’s so much easier to do than you’d think! Oh no! DID YOU TWO GET IN A FIGHT!?!?”

The shove was really more of a gentle push, but not having expected it Adora crashed onto her bed with all the grace of an elephant with a limp facing the wind. Shortly thereafter one of the bottles of water she kept around the room was shoved in her hands as a successful diversion. Hydration was important and she usually forgot to do it, fucking hell she was seriously parched.

Glimmer flopped down next to her and began counting off on her fingers, “No! Only a little. Oh she absolutely did, and fuck yeah I did, but it’s cool.” Then she awkwardly cleared her throat before continuing, “And I maybe called her Hot Tortured Artist, but don’t freak out about it.”

“YOU WHA-”

“I said DON’T freak out about it!”

Their flailing hands quickly became a slap fight, before almost as quickly devolving into them just holding hands.

“Look, Hot- Catra is a bitch, okay? But, like, I can respect her style of bitch.”

Adora must have looked particularly pathetic as Glimmer took a deep breath to explain-

“Glimmer, language! Now who’s this I hear is being a bitch?” Angella asked, head poked around the door frame. When they both shrieked a bit like tea kettles, she smiled benevolently. “It’s dinner time and I want to hear about whatever has you two screaming like you’re teenagers again. It’s nostalgic for me.”

This was not the winning argument she seemed to think it was, but Adora still haltingly explained the whole dating* situation because it meant she could eat her emotions away at family dinner, where she could get fourths if she wanted to with only minimal judgment.

“So, when do we get to meet,” Micah paused to dramatically wiggle his eyebrows in time with each syllable, “your girlfriend slash significant other.”

“Don’t tease the poor dear!” Angella scolded as she piled mashed potatoes on the back of her fork, only to turn around and stab her beloved daughter in the back, “But yes. Bring her over for dinner sometime.”

Adora: So no biggie or anything but, first of all I’m going to kill Glimmer but also the Moon’s want you to come over for dinner sometime.

Catra: oh no not sparkles oh woe oh woe lmao what you like me or something?

How desperate would it be to respond: I think I’m actually falling dangerously in love with you and want to spend so much time with you it’s unreal. I want to find things to hate about you to make you a real human that I can be even more in love with and I wonder what your pillows smell like. Don’t take this the wrong way, but I want to have your babies. So is that a yes to a familial dinner?

Pretty desperate, she decided.

Adora: You wish! Sooooo, is that a yes?

Catra: sure

Adora: Catra >:(

Catra: uuugh its a yes

Adora: *it’s

Catra: It’s now a “No”, my lawyer will be in touch.

Adora: Catra! :”( … Catra!?!??!!? :”(((((((((((((((

Catra: ffs okay its a yes again

Adora decided to put a second heart sticker on the calendar for good luck, and then literally kicked Glimmer’s bedroom door open to jump elbow first on her.

After all, there was honestly no other way for her to find out what gym Catra went to.

~

END NOTE: * Word removed for protagonist’s sanity

[coldslaws-gear-station]

WOOO CONGRATS ON WAKING UP AT A REASONABLE TIME 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Also PICA N PEAK. I actually have Pica myself and the amount of shit I chewed on as a kid is unbelievable. Paper, plastic googly eyes, pumice stones, pebbles, nail filers, glass (yes I chewed on broken glass), and of course ice. I've gotten a handle on it as I've gotten much older, but I can't resist a good craving for the crunch ice gives me every now and then

And yeah BENGA NO 😭 It makes sense because of the effects of starvation but it still makes me sad. I think he's incredibly self conscious about it too, he's in complete denial of being infertile. During his childhood it was expected that when you get too old you're supposed to replace yourself with your kin, it was expected to have kids and since he can't it makes him "useless"

Combined with the fact that he's an extreme closeted pansexual due to the fact that gays and such were heavily looked down upon and ruthlessly attacked for the reason stated above (not like they treated women any better...) it makes him horrifically emotionally constipated.

He knows he likes men, he has a debilitating crush on UD Ghetsis (bi Ghetsis canon) that he shoves down into a deepest part of him he can find, he just can't grasp it. In his mind this is something that'll pass, he doesn't actually like him in that way, it's just because of the warmth and affection Ghetsis had treated him with (aka treating him like a human being) has him confusing platonic attachment that he's been starved from with romantic attraction. He doesn't want to be useless, he can be useful, but every small piece of affection UD Ghetsis mindlessly gives him serves to remind him that he's in it deep

Backtracking to the previous "imagine if NHP and UDU met" scenario, I think at the sight of NHP Alder not only being happily married to a man but also having his own kin and family would have UD Alder stewing in red hot anger and jealousy. It's not fair, why can't he have that? It's not fucking fair. Deep down all he wants is to raise his own and to create a family, but unfortunately that's just simply a luxury life did not afford him

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THANK YOU!! im already tired and wanna nap 😭 but it's a start

DAMN. i used to eat weird junk as a kid and teenager, idk if it was often enough to actually label it as pica but i loved licking metal, chewing bark, tried rocks a couple times, and would pretty frequently eat dandelions (not sure if they even count because they technically are edible and have nutritional value but eating them right out of the ground with 0 processing is a little odd). also as an anemic bastard i love my ice. glass sounds scary

alder needs like. the emotional equivalent of miralax LMAO there's so much to unpack . denial everywhere. also shoutout bi ghetsis. at least this one isn't weird about it (sorry rh ghetsis). i get that feeling of confusing enjoying platonic affection for romantic feelings. idk alder i hope you figure it out and maybe kiss someone about it. as a treat

NO. LITERALLY. THATS GOTTA SUCK. so we have udu alder jealous of nhp and nhp nat jealous of udu. guys PLEASE therapy asap. doesn't help that nhp alder lowkey fumbled big time with ryuki, i could imagine udu thinking that nhp doesn't even really deserve the family he has if he's gonna fuck up so bad as to lose his son. i mean he still has benga (and by extension of marriage, iris, and by extension of adoption, nat and penny) (anthea and concordia are here too of course but will never quite consider alder as a fatherly figure the way n does, to them he's moreso that family friend that's so close you just start referring to them as actual family) (but i digress) but messing up with ryuki was a huge thing

all these acronyms it's like we're speaking a forbidden language

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