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Astral Express Shenanigans: Game Night
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I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag
I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this
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the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
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They are always adding new sandwiches and bakery items and drinks onto the store shelves no matter what... so never give up
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having 3 days off of work in a row is both a blessing and a curse bc wow i dont have to work i can do WHATEVER i can STAY IN BED!! on the other hand, the thoughts plague me and i am pmsing
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you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication
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Hey how's the ovulation going
im a danger to myself and others
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Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.
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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location
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someone save himeko (don't)
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