#besties in distress

[faithinlouisfuture]

hi 🧛🏽‍♀️

photos from yesterday are actually causing me to lose my actual mind!!! LOOK AT HIMMMMMM 🥵

kill me nowwwwwww 🫠

[pigeons-with-jello]

stage play of tma but everyone named michael is played by the same actor

[finch-drawsstuff]

tell your friends not to live like they are, with terrible weights

[canisalbus]

Hello! I hope I won't sour your mood with this ask but I have been thinking a lot about your gay dogs this month especially.

I'll just try to keep the context short but in general I'm someone that has accepted being romantically undesireable. It was hard but in the end I have built my life just around me, my humble family and at this point in time I don't even think I have the time for a partner. And considering that it's the love month and a lot of people are preparing to celebrate it with their SOs I assumed that, actually, this is a thing that I sort of have in common with Machete.

From the miscellaneous lore on your profile I see Machete as someone that also has kind of rejected love. That also has built his life around his job, possibly hobbies, his family or mentors (depending if we're talking about canon or modern au). Who kind of forgot that relationships are a thing and that people bond with others in that way. Well, at least he did until meeting Vasco.

I just love thinking about their awkward beginnings. Machete being 100% sure that Vasco is just joking, maybe even sometimes teasing him (in a friendly banter type way) or just explaining to himself that all that kindness and interest is just him being a very considerate friend. And then we have Vasco that just tries to be subtle, as if he was trying to pass a fawn without it noticing and running away, but also with time gains confidence and tries more risque moves. Vasco being all smug and Machete being flustered when their hands or shoulders or tails brush in passing. And then when both are sure of their feelings we have Machete who has to choose between God and his love. Who, at first, unwillingly accepts that divine wrath will be worth their brief love.

I just love your boys. I swear they are all the love supply one might possibly need

Thank you for such a long and thoughtful message! I don't know why you thought you might accidentally sour my mood, I'm utterly delighted whenever I hear that someone has been pondering my little guys (rotating them in their head, as they say), and when they go through the trouble of sharing their findings and conclusions I'm so happy I could crawl up a wall.

I think you deciphered Machete's inner workings very well, especially those of the original canon version. The concept of love is of course prominent in Christianity, so even as a kid being raised in a religious environment that discouraged overt displays of affection and close personal bonds, Machete wasn't completely alienated from it. But it has always been a nebulous, unperceivable and unattainable thing for him. When he was old enough to lock down his career choice he readily accepted he'd never have romantic relationships, spouse or a family, and I think he must've been too young and socially inexperienced to think of it as a significant loss. Either he consciously blocked out the need for companionship by studying and working like his life depended on it, or he didn't really consider that being genuinely befriended, appreciated and loved as a person instead of a respectable and competent authority figure was even an option for him, at least not until Vasco came along.

[muppeddie]

yknow what. tommy was buck's most functional relationship to date actually. yeah it wasn't the most exciting he had ever had and they didn't click that much but tommy was not about to move to another country or scared of what it meant to date a guy who risks his life for a living, he didn't grow to resent buck because they were fundamentally incompatible, he basically said "i would have loved to move in with you down the line but I can't because /you/ don't really want to. you just don't know it yet." because buck has misconstructed the idea of a romantic partner down to the bones of "i need someone that's my girlboyfriend because everyone has a girlboyfriend and it's all im missing to be complete." except he already takes everything that a partner could give you from eddie. a home, reassurance, family, someone who understands him and cares for him, someone he calls when he's down, someone who takes him to the hospital and sits with him and tells him when he's being stupid. that's eddie. buck knows it's eddie. so everything every other love interest does for buck will simply bounce off the walls of his beautifully insane brain and he can never understand what's wrong. why did tommy leave him? he didn't ask for much. (unaware that's the exact point). he's not looking for a partner he's looking for a paper-thin placeholder. imagine what it will feel like once he realizes he can just put the right name to the man who's been there all along and call it a day.

[whumpypepsigal]

Ghosted (2023): #kidnapped

[krimskoi]

tbh I haven't worked in criminal defense for like 8 years but I replayed through ace attorney recently and some of the cases beat for beat could have been in those games.

My personal favorites were the time we proved the FPS on the camera was too slow to catch the other guy punching our guy first & the time I showed our client couldn't have been the one stealing because at the time of the crime she was quite literally hugging puppies 20 miles away at the time it took place.

[stardestroyer81]

yo congrats on that P rank :D

⭐ STAR P-RANK SCREEN REAL??? ⭐

Oh my gosh, thank you!!! For context, last night I completed the Noise Update and absolutely refused to take down Pizzahead until I P-Ranked him— it took a little over an hour of nonstop attempts, and I only ended up making it to phase three two or three times, though I'm pleased to announce that I've P-Ranked all bosses as both Peppino and The Noise!

I thought I'd doodle a quick something to go along with the superb P-Rank screen you drew! While I've still yet to conceptualize Star Tower's P-Rank screen (I have a general gist of how it's going to look and I've only drawn complete art for the D-Rank screen), I'm absolutely going to reference facets of your own if I may, especially the star spotlight; that's probably my favorite detail!!! ⭐👾✨

[boxwinebaddie]

this just in: uncle nina started writing again ( please clap; i thought i was going to sustain permanent brain damage and only be able to read and write at a third grade level like rav--someone we know! <3 )

welcome to my favorite past time ( aka me writing something nonsensical that nobody asked for ) which is hotshot raven of crimson dawn displaying anxious normal stan boy mannerisms and vile kyle ( aka jersey ) experiencing human emotions about it and being both disgusted and frightened animal curious about it.

( idk where this goes? in the #hate chapter i deleted idk )

hyh and enjoy the worst part of your day <3,

no longer metal but still #hardcore uncle nina xx ;)

[lailuhhh]

Thinking about 5x15 and how very distraught Mac was about shooting and killing someone

And then 1x20 deleted scene of Jack asking Mac the last time he shot a gun and if he even remembered how

Something something deep thoughts

[ellie-the-frog]

ME AND MY BEST FRIEND ARE OBSESSED WITH LOCKWOOD & CO. AND SHE NAMED MY CONTACT: LOCKWOOD'S FIRST CRUSH. BC MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS LUCY CARLYLE. SO I NAMED HER CONTACT LUCY CARLYLE'S FIRST CRUSH BC HER FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS LOCKWOOD

THIS IS TRUE FRIENDSHIP ISTG-

EDIT: A few days ago I made a distressed penguin noise and now i'm: Lockwood's first crush the distressed penguin

[faithinlouisfuture]

EMMY WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THEN KING IS BAAAACK

WITH HIS HANDS!!!! MY FAVE NECKLACEEEEEEEEEE

HELLOOOO I was just shouting at you in tags!!! so much content, and in such typical zayn fashion 😭 the twitter activity?!? he’s cray cray lol

the first thing I noticed in that teaser are those RINGS! so damn cool!!! also the audacity to stare into our souls like that?!?

jdjeiejdieiend 🫠

[electric-plants]

me playing act 1: i am HERE for all the new fontaine characters i love ALL of them

me playing act 2: if yall don’t let childe go right now it’s on SIGHT i s2g i’m here for him and him alone

[science-lings]

RIP all the pathetic twink babygirl wet cat sweetie pie blorbos who get all their competent attributes decimated in favor of giving them a big strong hero type to be shipped with.

[souenkun]

That was such a painful scout 🥲👍

[fitzrove]

Watched private vices public virtues yesterday and. respectfully what the fuck. i think they forgot to put in the public virtues