#bestie is a problematic queen and i love her for it

[whatudottu]

Turns out if I complain loud enough I can get things delivered faster, and faster it did as I realised not even a minute into drawing that I literally could have finished this in one sitting were it not for my pen carking it-

Anyway- have a problematic woman, on the house :)

[boxwinebaddie]

Miss Ninaaaa!!!!

You mentioned having a cat! May we see?

Hope you feel less stressed soon!🫶🏻

AAAAAAAA!!! my favorite conversation topic!!!! yes, absolutely!!! <3 so i actually have an ask i answered over here about her ( smh, i had to send it To My Self because i lost it? fml. but yes, i didn't want to re-type it, it's kind of long, but included lots of cat pictures. <3 )

-uncle nina, cat mom

[fabseg-creator]

Miraculous rewriting: Chloenette AU (Prologue)

This is a Chloenette image and it exists in two versions (left: Normal version; right: lipstickprint/post-kiss version).

I think about an AU that diverges from the canon (Miraculous but Chloé is one of Marinette's love interests (alongside with Adrien and Luka and Zoé)).

Season 1 rewrite

Season 2 rewrite

Season 3 rewrite

The Story and its changes:

Prologue/Before the Season 1:

Marinette and Chloé are childhood friends.

Chloé is still a bully. She keeps her rude tone (Chloé being Chloé) towards the Miraclass but with a moderate level (drastically less bully than her canon counterpart during the pre-Queen Bee period (Season 1-2) and the Derision flashback).

Chloé commits some bad actions against random teens for fun (roasting language, pranks, school expellement threats) but she makes these at the low level, She is a "semi-bully".

Identically to canon, Sabine is still worried about Marinette and sees Chloé as a bad influence on her daughter. She calls Soqueline for care/protect Marinette.

Effectively, Soqueline knows Chloé is a problematic case at the Françoise Dupont school.

Soqueline wants to get Marinette away from Chloé for bring the former to the good path (even if Marinette is globally preserved from the Chloé's bullying if it was a little bit of).

Marinette has issues with her mother when Chloé is the subject of the conversation. Meanwhile, Sabine respects Marinette's choices.

Chloé is attracted by both Marinette and Adrien (Sorry, Sabrina ! 🤷‍♂️).

Following the next years (prior to the Season 1), Chloé develops a crush to Marinette and she gradually expresses that with her own manner. But Marinette misunderstands her. She just believes the "bully" is joking.

Marinette already knows Adrien but only from Chloé's words.

Adrien hears about Marinette but she never met before (because of the education his father imposes to him)

Chloé sees Sabrina as her associate (not yet equal friend but not sidekick).

Marinette is aware Chloé has a questionable behavior but she continues to hang out with her. She is hoping the blondie can be improved into a good girl.

At the classroom, Marinette seats with Chloé. But she switches places with Sabrina, her second friend (a more normal girl than Chloé in the beginning). That depends of Chloé's decisions.

In the beginning, Marinette's and Sabrina's relationship is a normal/classical friendship (not besties but equal).

In this universe, Marinette has no reasons to run away from Chloé because they are already "friends". So, she doesn't need any protection and she hasn't any interest to Kim. She just considers him as an ordinary trustful friend.

In this AU, the events of Marinette's flashback from Derision (5.14) never happened too (no trauma).

But Marinette will eventually suffer a love incident: It will happen at the Grand Hôtel when she finally accepts Chloé's feelings. The date will be supposed to be an experimentation for Marinette. It would be perfect for the two girls until someone comes to mess it all.

The person who will ruin the Chloenette will be not Sabrina, neither Kim (who dates with Ondine), neither Audrey (Chloé's mom who is still at New York in this moment) or neither Adrien (who is mourning his mother's "death"). It will be Socqueline.

Socqueline will have decided to secretly follow Marinette in mission of protecting her after she will have seen her to enter to the Grand Hotel (Chloé's home). Worried, she will come to thé Chloé's bedroom and she will surprise the two girls kissing each other on the bed (interupting them).

That will be enough for Marinette. Ashamed by the situation, Marinette will become mad, upset and angry towards Socqueline because of her overprotective behavior. It would have enough. And a infuriated Chloé will yell both Marinette and Socqueline to go out of here.

Marinette will eventually end up her friendship with Socqueline next to the incident. The latter will be sad and remorseful after the incident.

The last day of school, Chloé will announce to Marinette she breaks up considering the idea of romance between them as a ridiculous "mistake". By circumstance, the incident has affected the two girls. 💔

Marinette becomes the protagonist we know as in Canon.

Chloé remains the classical bully from the show. Despite she is still attracted on Marinette, she represses her feelings by turning her interest to Adrien.

End of the Prologue.

Bonus: Extended (sorry for the design of teenage people but it was fast)

From left to right:

Socqueline silently objects the cursed odd ship. She is resigned to respect Marinette's feelings.

Sabrina is heartbroken. She just wanted to confess her love to Chloé since the previous years but Chloé always didn't have cared about.

Zoé feels like troubled and sad about seeing her love interest and her half-sister dating each other. She is supposed to confess to Marinette.

Adrien feels like ignored while he sees his love pretendants making their date. In this AU, he can be used to be single. Plagg is hidden behind his holder's back.

Alya is confused. Her best friend dates her "bully".

Lila Cerise discretly watches the scene from afar with a sadistical gratification. She is planning to ruin the Chloenette couple for enact revenge for her exposure as "Lila Rossi". What girl do Cerise could destroy her life first (Marinette or Chloé) ? Or what girl do Cerise could seduce first ? (attempted Cerisette plan) 😈

The basis for this post:

[aleksanderscult]

Bagrah could be a great, fascinating character if Leigh Bardugo didn't try so hard to victimize her and portray her as some sort of hero... Seriously wtf ? The narration in relation to Bagrah always made me cringe. In another version of events, I would have liked a less ignorant Alina to tell her the truth about being a bad teacher, a bad mother (now I want a fanfiction where Alina defends Aleksander of Bagrah) and just a bad person.

⚠️TW: Suicide mention at some point⚠️

Bestie, you just decided to touch one of the most problematic things in that universe. The matter of "We consider toxic, problematic women innocent and heroic".

Just like Baghra, just like Ana Kuya. A world where if you're a woman and you're toxic, then you're okay!

My own feelings of Baghra is that I just can't help but find her interesting. I can't help but wanna re-read her scenes sometimes. I don't like her but she's intriguing. There are times when I remember how fucked up her life was. Her father neglected her and her mother despised her. And then they abandoned her. Which makes me feel sorry for her. But then I remember how she had numerous kids from loveless matches and abandoned them all except one. Because this boy was special like her: immortal and powerful. She willingly condemned another human being to the pain and loneliness of immortality (and it's very possible that she condemned her other children to immortality as well, just like Ulla). She raised Aleksander with no displays of love, didn't allow him to form bonds with others and used emotional, verbal (and, very possibly, physical) abuse on him. Taught him how to be prideful, to abandon love, to value power. But when Aleksander became prideful and valued power, she turned her back on him. When he found a potential match on Alina, she took her away from him. Because Baghra always wanted him to depend on her for company and love. All these make me feel disgust for her.

But still Baghra was a product of the fucked up life Grisha had that made her value self-preservation, just like Aleksander was. The only difference is that Aleksander cared about the fate of their people.

And when Aleksander entrusted her with the training of his Grisha, she used violent means to teach them how to develop and control their powers. Even used their own phobias against them ffs.

And despite all this, we have the good guys not only remembering her fondly but also defend her:

This whole paragraph makes me sick.

Look, I naturally didn't expect the good gang remember the Darkling with love. No way that. But why on God's green earth do they make him seem like a lunatic with no feelings that was at fault for literally EVERYTHING?

“Did he love the girl he forced to commit those murders?”

Ah, yes, of course. Because if a person is a murderer then he's also incapable of feeling love. When you're a villain, you can't love. You can't have both. It's impossible, Aleksander! 😠🫵

“What about the girl he tossed into the old king's bed for his own purposes?”

Oh right. Because Aleksander gave Genya to the King not to the Queen's care. Jesus, I forgot that.

Oh yes! I also forgot how Genya decided to stay because she wanted to take revenge.

“then mutilated when she dared to challenge him”

Me if I was the editor of the book, saw that line and correcting it: "then punished when she dared to commit treason against him?"

Because isn't that what she did? She was his soldier and let the Sun Summoner escape. What do you think he would do to her? Give her a sympathetic pat on the shoulder and say: "I understand. She's your friend. Fuck Ravka."

“Or the woman he blinded for failing to offer him unswerving devotion?”

Didn't Baghra commit treason as well? Didn't she let the Sun Summoner go? Does Zoya realize that if the King had found out, he would behead Baghra on the spot?

Also why is she talking about him like he didn't regret what he did to his mother?

And am I the only one in this goddamn fandom that thinks that Baghra got away with it lightly?

So Zoya in a few words:

‘Who would speak for Liliyana, for Genya and Alina and Baghra if she did not?’

In other words Zoya: "I'm the LAWYER IN HERE!!"

Instead of wanting to feel love for the good characters and side with them, I want to slap them across the face. The amount of stupidity and arrogance they have is truly admirable. Congratulations for being douchebags, my friends!!👌👌

This duology has me like:

Instead of admitting that Baghra was problematic and made many serious mistakes (which I would much prefer to see from them) they're glorifying her. They're painting her as a frail, weak and innocent woman that did nothing wrong in her life. And being abusive is not against her! Of course not. Because she's a woman so we have to let her go of any charges and forgive her. ❤️

She was neither frail nor weak. She could easily use her powers if she could but Baghra loooved to play the victim. And she was definitely not innocent. She was one of the reasons Aleksander came out this way and contributed to his eventual downfall in R&R. Since her suicide made him lose his mind and become even more unhinged.

And, finally, yes I would have liked someone to tell her how shit of a mother she was to her son and how she sucks in general. But I don't think it would mind her much. She would be apathetic and sarcastic.

[deesi-academia]

hey, I saw the anti swiftie post. If you're comfortable mag I know the reason why? I am kinda neutral about her but I feel like I should know stuff. I understand if you don't wanna answer this. Take care <3

(also I agree the swiftie fandom is kinda annoying lmao)

hello old old old anon ask I'm so sorry for replying so late but yeah hi 😭

I have tons of time on my hands for the next.... 30 minutes so let's get into it. I'll list a time line of my thought process to how I came to the 'ex-swiftie' conclusion:

1. She released a song called "renegade" which is good, but I found some lines problematic and unexpected, because I used to hold swift to a pedestal (guilty as charged).

The lines were 'is it insensitive of me to say get your shit together so I can love you' and 'is it really your anxiety stopping {something love something idk} or do you just not want to?' SOOOOO yeah these thew me off a little.

2. Her album Midnights came out which I ADORED, became my fav so quick. But then her multiple variations of vinyls etc threw me off again. This is when the Bad Feeling About Her started setting in.

3. Then she released the song 'You're losing me' which just BLARED red flags to me even though the song is actually good. It's the first time I think, where she hinted that she broke up with her bf (Joe Alwyn) because of his mental illness.

4. The ongoing carbon emissions controversy lol, and her buying carbon credits... like it just felt like a "hah I'm rich so I can do whatever wrongs i want and buy it out" moment. I really hated that, since I live in a pretty polluted city so it hit close to home.

5. She threatened to sue the teenager who published PUBLIC data about her flights. Bad.

6. The entire free palestine movement gained momentum and she stayed silent. She has her image as the American Princess and Activist Who Can Do No Wrong. Feminist Queen. Speaker For Those Who Can't Speak. Yada Yada.

I simply hated her billionaire self as she chose to stay silent (and still is). To call off the criticism she and her bestie Selena went to a live comedy show where the comedian donated his earnings for Gaza relief. LIKE. ??????? Basic billionaire below underground level of "donation"???? This had to be a joke. It was not.

I think this incident was the final straw for me where I realized I can't support her if she's such a human being. That's not what my morals stand for thank you very much.

7. I REALLY tried to separate the art from the artist but I couldn't. Not with my sane mind and strong ethics. AND THEN the entire Matty healy debacle. He's a misogynistic, racist, zionist, ugh of a person.

I don't think anyone can date someone with such drastic opposing values. So the Taylor-Matty era further tarnished her image in front of me.

8. Fast forward and she releases her new album The Tortured Poets Department. That's it this was my final straw. You can just Google and go on a reddit thread about how problematic this album is. I'll probably write a long ass essay on it. Anyway this is where I decided I'm done, back in April.

Since then I've just been trying to cope with losing my fav artist because of the person she turned out to me. And people say we shouldn't hold celebs to such high standards but bro. Taylor PROMOTES parasocial relationships. SHE held her image to that standard until recently. There's an entire documentary on Netflix about that - Miss Americana.

So yeah she let me down from the pedestal she put herself on. It's been 2+ months and I'm still coping, because I genuinely lost a very important part of my life - her music. It has got me through tough times and I have many good memories associated with those songs.

Anyway, here's to new artists to love ONLY for their music lol 🥂

[lilisouless]

Alina: maybe we have to redefine what fits on "its an emergency, come quickly"

Nikolai: its a million dollar plan, all we need to do its letting weird people to record us in a house

Zoya: we are NOT doing a reality , nothing its real anyway

Nikolai: duh, thats why i am assigning each one of you a role to play. I will be the protagonist

Zoya: there are no protagonist in reality shows

Nikolai: Zoya...please...alright, my role will be the guy with incredible charm, incredible leadership skills but still likeable that everyone admires and its incredibly modest. It will be easier since well...i play that everyday.

Mal: and i guess i´ll play the loser guy

Nikolai: i admire your self awareness Mal, but no, i actually need you to be my best friend which i have a borderline homoerotic relationship with that will be the most talked thing about the show. Now come here and hold my hand in a platonic-not so platonic way, and you better use a mint on our brotherly new year eve´s kiss

Mal: out what now?

Nikolai: We also need a diva, a queen, a girl who is cruel, rude but so and charming that people will see her rudness as "brutal honesty" and claim her as absolutely iconic, and we have the perfect person for the role, the only woman with the talent of creating such a charismatic yet outrageous persona...Zoya...

Zoya: ugh, if it means so much to you, then i-

Nikolai: plase move, i need to talk to Genya.

Zoya: seriously?

Nikolai: Genya, would you do the honor?

Genya: do i get to write my own lines and choose my victims?

Nikolai: absolutely

Genya: deal

Nikolai: now, Tolya, you will be the sensitive man

Tolya: oh, does that mean i get to recite my poems?

Nikolai: better...you´ll learn to play acoustic guitar, i need to you play it in every second the camera is on you.Now Zoya and Alina will be most of the time fighting over me-

Alina: no!

Nikolai:...over Mal?

Zoya: no!

Nikolai: ...over being Genya´s bestie?

Zoya & Alina: fair enought

Tamar: now if you think Nadia and I will kiss for a creepy male audience...

Nikolai: actually, i thought you could be besties and a come out as a couple a year after the first season...

Zoya: you want more than one?

Nikolai: Like, our secret weapon to regain audience and a renewal. Sure Mal and I will be the most popular thing at the show´s time but after the end, you two will have the "tamadia being cute" compilations

Tamar: fine, but we demand a higher paygrade

Nikolai: David is going to be the local relatable guy...

David: i still don't follow the "reality" but fake...

Nikolai: excelent work! and the glasses give it a nice touch...and about Leoni and Adrik, you will be the cute non problematic girl and the guy that everyone forgets exists...so, pretty much yourselves

More under the cut, to not make the most too long

Nikolai: what do you mean it got rejected?!

"Sorry man, but we have a new reality show"

Nikolai watching the tv: keeping up with the ketterdams?

Inej on tv: He can buy a boat but he can't fix his hear for me? i mean...does he really love me?

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Wylan: i am changing the curtains, i want them in icy sapphire

Kuwei: icy sapphire? omg he is so pretentious, shut up! its blue...

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Nina crying: MY WAFFLE FELL IN THE OCEAN!

Jesper: Nina , there´s people that are dying

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Hanna staring blankly: huh...i thought this was going to be a cooking show...

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Marya: oh Mr Fahey, shouldn't we talk about the obvious...(reads on smuged hand) huh...tension? between us?

Colm: Oh yes, our natural chemistry is undeniable and not fabricated for views at all

(awkwardly hold hands)

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Alys: oh , i just randomly had the impulse to...SIIIIIIIING!

"SECURITY! WHO LET HER IN?! GET HER OUT AND YOU BETTER NOT FORGET TO EDIT THIS BIT OUT!"

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"footage of Kaz falling facedown over a cake"

Matthias: is what he deserves (smiles)

[axolotlsupremacyowo]

Uendo Toniedo! (for the headcanon ask game (if you've played SoJ)),, otherwise Ema Skye!

I haven't played SoJ...so let's go Ema Skye!

1: sexuality headcanon

Aromantic Asexual. Idk why, but I've always seen her as aroace. Never really changed for me XD

2: otp

Hmmm! I don't really have ships for her. But if I had to choose I'd choose Emamaya (Ema Skye/Maya Fey)

3: brotp

I know it isn't canon, but her, Clay, and Apollo as nerd besties. If we're gonna go for something more canon, I adore her and Klavier's friendship.

4: notp

Uhhh....hmm....I'm actually not sure. I'm very neutral with Ema ships in general, sorry XD

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Ema had the NERDIEST Steel Samurai tumblr blog and was pretty popular in the Steel Samurai fandom. Mention tumblr or her tumblr username to Ema and she's like "Ah, I haven't heard that name in a LONG time..."

6: favorite line from this character

The one with the fake chemical, let me find it...

Aha! Here it is!

"Want a dose of experimental Hydroxyacelunodosetrase?"

I find it so funny that they made this banger of a chemical name for a throaway line XD

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Honestly? Everything. Ema Skye is a giant mood and I love her for it.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

The fact that she's such a hater. But tbh she's a queen for it <3

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

She's not a cinnamon roll, but she's not problematic either. I think she's just a hater queen. And honestly? Love that for her

Thanks so much for the ask!

[unvalley]

Oh God Juvia is absolutely toxic!

Her stalking and obsession of Gray is so problematic and disturbing and she just makes the series absolutely insufferable to watch!

I honestly wish Juvia doesn’t exist at all! She makes the series a complete and utter abomination to watch honestly

Bestieee! 😍 wow, i see you’re really going all out with your feelings about Juvia! i have to admire your dedication to this topic—you might just be giving Juvia a run for her money in the obsession department! 😉

But seriously, let’s take a step back and breathe for a second. I get that Juvia’s intense personality might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but that’s part of what makes Fairy Tail so fun—every character brings something unique to the table. Juvia’s journey from a love-struck rain woman to a strong, loving guild member is what many of us love about her. She’s all about growth, just like the rest of the cast!

And hey, I see what you’re doing—you’re so focused on Juvia, it’s almost like you’re mirroring the behavior you criticize! 🤭 It’s kind of sweet how much energy you’re putting into this; just remember to give yourself a break, too. We all have our faves and not-so-faves, and that’s totally okay!

So let’s keep the fandom fun and let everyone enjoy their own ships and characters. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a soft spot for our rain queen! until then, sending positive vibes your way, bestie! 😘❤️

[mirandahamilton]

what were your thoughts on seven kings must die?

LOADED ass question lol

controversial mayhaps but i liked it well enough! in the sense that i was entertained, and i did get some satisfaction from my viewing experience.

positives:

i really loved the updated intro/credits!

finan's narration was a cool change

the acting! it was all hitting for me :) i think harry especially did a great job, imo he had the most character work to do and i really felt his conflict (maybe this is gay bias but idc). the new actress for eadgifu did a really good job as well, her character was consistent and i enjoyed her interactions with uhtred

the action sequences were very well done and i loved the battle

sets, costumes, hair/makeup...all looked great!!

the ending! loved the callback, and although i wish we'd seen more charcaters in valhalla ik most of the actors weren't available so it's cool. really enjoyed the ambiguity. althoooooough unlike most ppl i don't think uhtred went to valhalla at the end (would love to chat/debate on this one)

uhtred getting stabbed at the final battle....lowkey i was emotional esp when sihtric and finan found him and he was serving cunt dead

aethelflaed shoutout :( miss my wife and i think they did the female characters so dirty but i would have turned it off if they went to aegelesburg without even namedropping the queen

i really enjoyed osbert & edmund being besties (BUT their stories should have been more developed)

i go into my critique below lol but i won't apologize for unironically vibing with the catholic guilt evil homosexual drama. in many ways it hit for me and i shan't be issuing an apology

i loooooooved the new locations, especially the shetland islands

problematizing the christians 🙏

negatives:

WHERE the abject fuck were any of the women characters???????? STIORRA? hild? aelfwynn? aelswith?? eadith???????? like??? not even a shoutout????? make it make sense. this was the most offensive thing for me and i won't be getting over it anytime soon thanks

i wish we'd heard something about cynlaef and aelfwynn!!! wasn't he like besties with aethelstan?? would have been so easy to make it work smh

pacing :/ it was impossible to tell how the story was meant to be moving through a concrete sense of time. a quick look at the wikipedia for king aethelstan shows that there were years between his coronation and the battle of brunanburh, yet the movie makes it seem like from beginning to end the story takes less than a year? and it's also unclear how much time has supposedly past since the end of s5. it started off pretty slow, but regardless i was admittedly engrossed by the halfway mark

sloppy evil gay drama :/// like in some ways. listen. i am not complaining lol. but i think it would have worked much better with more breathing room. ingilmundr was just so clearly intro'd as a villain, and i would have preferred seeing some more subtlety and cunning over a period of time, plus some actual internal conflict for him. by his last line ("i grew fond of you, but my love for my people prevailed") it seems as though he did have some genuine affection for aethelstan, and even though he completed his mission in the end i wish there'd been more depth there.

also, fwiw and as other people have said, unhinged to go 5 seasons with no queer characters only to haphazardly throw a couple in the follow up film...and have them be villains!!! gay people CAN be villainous lmao but idk how intentional they were being about any of this

overall just felt rushed. there were a lot of parts that would have benefited from some breathing room and dramatic build up. plus we didn't get to connect with a lot of the characters, and the writers were relying on viewers to care based on the tv series -- mostly fine for our mains like uhtred & co, but a real disservice to the newer characters. even finan and sihtric didn't do much besides follow uhtred around, which is par for the course but i wish they'd had individual arcs. ingrith's death didn't hit that hard bc she barely had lines. aelfweard's too, and he needed to be built up as more of a threat (even tho his death is mainly supposed to serve as a character moment for aethelstan).

hollow villains! i wrote abt ingilmundr above, but anlaf and astrid were so 1 dimensional. and the writers could have tried a little harder lbr. and let astrid SPEAK

ALDHELM. ok. his death was such a waste. james did an incredible job, but it felt so meaningless. oooh ah uhtred was upset. but he was upset already? and it didn't make him turn his back on aethelstan????? so tell me quickly what did we accomplish

aethelstan's redemption....i feel like he went from being a villain to back to besties with the squad in 2 seconds and i think it should have been fleshed out more. like i'm fine with them reuniting and i was rooting for it but i think we could have gotten more of aethelstan realizing his mistakes and showing remorse, and demonstrating that he has changed -- uhtred will probably always have his back, but besides Realizing Things he didn't really do anything to show that he has grown and prove that he's different and better than edward -- this was an issue throughout the movie, but it stands out the most with him since his actions drive most of the plot

no offense but where tf did uhtred get his little army from

[gwyns]

Bestie, don’t you think there is a bit of a parallel to Bryce hating the faes and still being their queen and whatever, to Azriel hating the Illyrians and likely being the one involved with their plot? Didn’t Aelin also have some bad feelings about her people? Or even how Feyre hated the faes and then good d*ck changed her mind?

honestly i'm so glad you brought this up!! i've been thinking about it ever since finishing hofas and seeing everyone hate on bryce lol

basically, yes, i do! i personally found it very annoying that people are this upset with bryce over her hatred, like obviously it's not good but she's clearly traumatized by her father and the fae nobility?? sathia rightfully called her out and by the end of hofas she's started to realize the error of her thinking??? also saying she doesn't deserve to use her powers or fae artifacts AS IF THEY'RE NOT LITERALLY HER BIRTHRIGHT.... omfg ok let me relax before i get too heated

anyway, i've never seen this level of discourse surrounding az's opinion of the illyrians. i have seen some discussion over the years yes but never ever to this extent. both bryce and azriel's way of thinking is problematic but when you take a look at their upbringing it makes sense. they were both treated like shit by their fathers and others within their fathers' circles. there is a level of self hatred there, i think both of them hate that more than anything. it's not about the people, not really, it's issues they have within themselves

bryce has started taking baby steps to get over this and i'm hoping we'll see more development regarding that in cc4 and as for az... well it's like 95% confirmed without being actually confirmed that he'll deal with the illyria plot so he'll have to start working through his own shit

as for aelin, it's been a hot minute since i've read tog but i think her issues weren't really tied to one race of people. it was more so that she just didn't want to lead her kingdom, she was scared more than anything and she just wanted a safe place to escape to and call home, but this also falls under the somewhat selfish thinking of bryce and azriel. like do i understand why aelin wants to disappear forever? of course. she, like the others, is deeply traumatized. sjm had her work through her problems surrounding it, step up, do what's right and take back what's hers and i really admire aelin for that

now that last comment about feyre... WHERE'S THE LIE LMFAO. i love my girl feyre and understand her, good dick can solve (almost) anything. i also just think it was easier for feyre since she had to live with them for months and tamlin and lucien were pretty tame compared to... well... *gestures to under the mountain* and by that point, she'd already realized that "hey! the fae are people too, they're kinda fucked up sometimes but there are some good eggs just like any other group" you know??

[woodworkzz]

Paige?

Girlboss. The most woman ever. She is so mentally ill <3

(this is gonna be mostly about the Ice Hell version, since I call the canon version Sketch)

1: sexuality headcanon: bisexual. Very bisexual.

2: otp: you all know. You've been here long enough, it's Padlock. (Ice Hell is optional)

3: brotp: I feel like she'd be besties with Electracey because both of them have very distinct styles.

4: notp: Any relationship with one of the students. It just feels like there's a huge power imbalance I can't ignore.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Paige is a cartoon character, anatomically speaking. Her ink drips and doesn't hit the floor, her pupils change size at will and her hair curls into little hearts when she's in love.

6: favorite line from this character: "I use my hair to express myself!" But specifically the second time she says that. Passive aggressive queen.

7: one way in which I relate to this character: I too have severe issues with people who dare disagree or say I'm wrong. I'm always right. How dare you.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Any works (mainly fanfics) where she acts/is treated like a child just because she's artistically inclined. We're better than this, guys.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Poor little meow meow, her and her boyfriend, and you cannot separate them (they get sad).

[azurelyy]

are you still doing the ask game? if yes, i wanted to ask for sakura :p

also hiiii bby, how are you holding up? <3

I ammmm! And omg hiii <3. I’m surviving. I hope you’ve been good! I miss you!

1: sexuality headcanon

Okay, let’s be honest… Sakura is the queen of giving head due to her medical knowledge LMAO. Like she reeeeeally knows juuuust where to put her tongue, and where to slide her finger tips. She’s also a very emotionally intuitive partner, and picks up on every area that brings them the most pleasure and focuses her attention there. I’m SWEATING THINKING ABOUT IT.

2: otp

NARUSAKU! I will shout it from the rooftops! They should have been together. Periodddd. The chemistry, the pining, the friendship… yummy. Please give it to me.

3: brotp

It’s gotta be Ino Pig. Ino and Sakura are besties until the end. I literally still cry whenever I watch Ino’s team save Sakura during the Chunin Exams (and during their fight).

4: notp

ShikaSaku. Talk about a toxic relationship 😬

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Sakura’s love language is gift giving but she’s, like… really bad at it. Like she puts in the effort. Really picks out something she thinks her partner would like, but half the time it’s just something they don’t like or need. And so they have to pretend to be surprised and happy LOL. Poor Sakura.

6: favorite line from this character

"I always believed those words you told me. I always hoped they were true. I wanted to be like you. You were my goal.”

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Her temper lmao. She is so hot-headed and I’m the same way.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

The fact that she kept crushing on her same crush from MIDDLE SCHOOL. Like giiiiirl, move onnnn. He’s gone! Haha

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Definitely a problematic fave! Stop pining after Sasuke and just be badass!

[chaos-has-theories]

Hi!

I know it's been a while, but if you're still up for the Sep Heap ask game, I'd like to request a few!

😠 Your least favourite character?

🔮 if you could choose, would you be a witch/wizard/something else?

👧🏻 Which character do you identify with the most?

~ @flyteofthenoldor

ABSOLUTELY still doing this!

Least favorite - This is SO hard to answer because like. Was Etheldredda terrifying and awful to me? Yes! But that's exactly what makes her a great character. (I mean "evil queen with a fucked up rodent" isn't super unusual but the way she works is so??? Specific??? I love that) And I always found Merrin annoying as a kid but now that's my trash gremlin son! Meanwhile Catchpole is my Problematic Fave and, and, and....

Let's go with the Port Coven Witch Mother. Pamela. Her woodworm spiking shoes will forever be famous (derogatory).

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Witch/wizard/something else - yeah sorry that's boring but Wizard all the way. That tower? The library? Apprentice system? Funky charms? Here for that. Also, I do like some basic comforts, and none of the witches seem to get those.

I have always been fond of the ShapeShifters, but as much as I sometimes fantasize about becoming one with the wind, I don't think I want to get stuck as a bird for the rest of my life.

(Fun fact about me though, I spent significant time as a kid imagining I was a youth soldier. Mostly as a way to get things done? But I also got kind of attached to it, which is... weird.)

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Which character do you identify with - NICKO NICKO MY BOY NICKO

I'm not even sure why I just got SO attached to him as a kid. Probably the gender envy. Used his name for a while; sometimes I still do, I regularly get the urge to braid a bunch of colors into my hair just to be more like him.

Jenna is my bestie though. We vibe.

[heartbreakprincewille]

I don’t think Sara would throw August under the bus for things she did. I think she built an August in her head and majorly failed to realize that he wasn’t like that. Going to him in the first place was very shitty but I don’t think they can be put on the same level of shittiness when she wasn’t the only one who didn’t tell Simon. "She used him to get to Hillerska by hiding her knowledge about the video, and both Felice and Simon should know about it imo." I think the same can be said about Felice tbh. She never cared to tell Sara or Simon about August when it concerned them more or as much as it did her. She was friendly with Simon and never told him she watched the video of his face so much that she figured out who it was, and that she only figured it out to keep Sara at Hillerska and because Wille was sad. I love Felice but she doesn’t care about Simon that much, she cares because people she loves care about him. Wille didn’t want to tell Simon at first and Simon called him out on it. Sara isn’t the only problematic one with keeping secrets.

The fact that Sara tells August that he’s delusional with the horse and that she reports the crime tells us that this is truly what she wanted from the start. Again, it doesn’t excuse starting a relationship with him in the first place but Sara saw all the sweet parts of August. She thought he was changing and tbh many of us thought that too until we saw more of him. I don’t agree with most of her actions this season but from her pov? He was regretting it and wanted to change. Her pov shifted to reality like a much needed slap in the face with the gun scene when she told him that he had failed her like he had failed every single person around him. (Sorry that’s long)

I mean, Felice was made to sign an NDA (Frederika talks about it in the café scene in S2 E1) and although what the NDA was about was never explicitly revealed, it must be about her knowing that August leaked the video. I mean, Wilhelm must have told the Queen from whom he found out who leaked the video and he would have told her that it was Felice(or if Wilhelm would have refused to tell them then the Royal Court must have figured it out themselves). A NDA is a legally-bounding document, its breach can lead to serious legal consequences, and Felice must have been made to sign one to not tell anyone and frolic it around like gossip. I don't think she never cared to tell anyone, I think she must have kept it to herself on Wilhelm's request and after the Christmas holidays, the NDA.

Also about Felice not caring about Simon enough, I mean, is she supposed to? Yes, Simon is a very important person to the people Felice loves(Wilhelm and Sara), but Simon and Felice are just on cordial terms, they are not "besties", to put it more bluntly. And as much as I would LOVE to see them become besties, right now they aren't. It's just that we as the audience know and follow all the five characters closely that we often fail to see things from their perspectives. Even in real life, there are many instances where we know SO MUCH about our friend's good friends but we barely interact with that actual person. It's just very normal. Plus the same can be said for Wilhelm and Sara.

I agree so much with the last para though! It really seemed like August was changing for the better, but then.....yelp. Rest is history. It makes perfect sense for other people to think that August manipulated her, because they have seen August like that. Felice was worried for Sara because her own experience with August was shit and she didn't wanted to see Sara go through the same things. But Sara was the only one who saw the tender sides of August, his vulnerability. I wonder how she looks back upon everything in hindsight.

(also never apologize to send me long asks they literally give me serotonin boosts like no other)

[grollow]

Jumping in to say Dark Souls 🙏

I'm assuming this is franchise-wise and not DS1 specific so :>

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Raime / Fume Knight. Imagine turning against your king because you serve the kingdom's best interests and you can sense something is wrong with the queen. Imagine getting defeated by your bestie, who is basically your brother. Imagine leaving and going to another kingdom and then making the same damn mistake the king made but in a mother/son dynamic instead of romantic. Imagine it. You damned fool. You absolute buffoon. I love you.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Raime. Gwyndolin, who is also #2 on the blorbo list. I don't talk about him much because I'm pretty sure there's a large sect of the fandom that would shank me for using 'him' for him (even though it is what he canonically uses, when he's speaking through Gwynevere, so I mean ??)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Raime. I'm gonna make you mad here but YURIA IS MY WIFE AND I'D DIE FOR HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN SHE'S THE FINEST THING EVER AND SHE HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HER LIFE

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Raime??? Vilhelm's voice keeps me up at night. In a good way. Sir. Sir. Sir, hurt me.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

RAIME??? Hawkwood, you are such a fucking piece of shit, but I love you anyway. I love that you can't let go of your brothers in arms. I love that you're ashamed. I love you I love you I love you.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

?!?!?! RAIME? Seath. I feel like bullying Seath would be so satisfying. DSGDGSDG

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Not Raime for once. Gwyn. I have so many bad feelings toward this man. I'm so hostile. I'm so angee.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

When you said the Queen of miraverse ocs I had a feeling it was Tullia LMAOOO bestie’s back >>>>> but omg I LOVE the context/story?? Giving live comments this time

Ok otoyas username is so canon LMFAOOO “otoyuh” it’s so him im crying the shenanigans and Shidou joining in LMAOOOO and otoyas constant “wait ur onto sth” stop im laughing sm at otoyas shenanigans the iconic “ur so funny can i hit” tweet too

HIORI ASKING TO BE ADOPTED LMAOOOOOOOO

Isagi and the grammar LMFAOAOA im crying this is so funny i love this and karasus “wait im still mad” HAHAHAHAHA

Tumblr increase the post limit smhhhh but THESE WERE SO FUNNY LMFAOOOOOOOO if you ever make more do post them (im ngl sometimes ill see some smaus on tiktok and I laugh so hard bc some of the content is so wild i love these)

- Karasu anon

TULLIA MY GIRL she’s never far from the miraverse fr…honestly i’ve had that storyline marinating in the back of my mind for ages but i just don’t think it’s possible to write for some reason?? partially because the mc is very stagnant and doesn’t go through a lot of growth…i think that that plot would work by having them be side characters in the manga but not as much in one of the heavily character-focused stories i prefer writing 😩 that said i thought i’ve always thought of it it as a fun way to take the cliche “girls in bllk” trope and do smth just a little different with it!!

OTOYA FR CARRIED pls the duo of him and shidou was too good…i think my fav part is definitely when karasu is like “i spent five minutes in the bathroom” and otoya + shidou make fun of him for only lasting five minutes in bed FJDKDJSK they are so problematic i can’t 😭 also shidou using the head nod emojis had me cracking up because he unironically WOULD

HIORI IS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME PARENTS PLSSS come on karasu + y/n just sign the papers already 🙄🙄🙄 the boy is in desperate need of role models

THE ISAGI PART WAS ALSO ONE OF MY FAVS he definitely is such a grammar guardian but also otoya’s “damn no need to be possessive” response makes me laugh every time i read it like genuinely he is so stupid i love him 😩 pls karasu had some bangers too…i think the “wait i’m still mad at you” and the “WHAT” in the second one when y/n responds to nagi were my favs from him 😭 ALSO THE “Woah 😏” when y/n says he’s her type followed by immediate betrayal when she says she doesn’t want him FKFJDJD truly such an unserious king

TIK TOK SMAUS MY BELOVED they’re always hilarious in a borderline insane way 😭 i will definitely keep you posted abt any new smau activity 🫡