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telebeast · 5 months ago

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unoriginal joke

#Gravity Falls #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Stan Pines #shitpost #I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah #This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.

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kipkiphoorayy · 6 months ago

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alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy

#we have him to thank for the beauty of gravity falls #truly a life changing show for me #gravity falls #alex hirsch #the book of bill #book of bill #bill cipher #stanford pins #ford pines #billford #best of kip (apparently)

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flufflecat · 4 months ago

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thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines

ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines

stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #what is WRONG with him jfkdlsjklsa #he and bill really WERE made for each other. lord alive man.#ford how many different types of blood have you definitely not sampled to have a distinct ranking in which human blood is the best #ford you wrote this BEFORE you went insane. ford.#this was you at your normalest. comparatively speaking.

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lemongogo · 5 months ago

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dont forget what happened to icarus

#gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #my art #guhh cat #i like ford the most in this 1 .i struggled hard w fiddleford but thts OKAAAYYYY :thumbs up:#also idk if it translates well at all but i wanted to include stanleys brand.fresh off the press 📣#i do want to come back to this at some point and touch it up . future me w the future ability 2 execute this how i wanted hmmm #but im j happy to have smt i want to draw again LAWLL #gf art is incredibly embarrassing 4 me to post #like not even ab the show (which is awesome amazing legiterally da best) and i loveee lovee all the other art its like.#i feel like there is a magnifying glass looking in2 my soul.exposed. ths is how roly polies and armadillos feel

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bowl-o-nudel · 6 months ago

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Man can't enjoy nothing without that damn nosey jealous bitch ruining it 🙄

#billford #gravity falls #fiddauthor #yes this is also fiddleauthor to me #fiddleauthor #my art #bill cipher #ford pines #book of bill #im not the best at painting nor painting bgs dont stare at it fir too long lol..

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proselles · 6 months ago

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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

#and he was so fucking real for that #if i created the best old man yaoi ever and people shipped fucking BILLDIP instead??????#i would devote years of my life to remedying that as fast as possible #yall dont even understand i would be irate #imagine someone shipping ur 12yo self insert with ur uncle's weird ex from another dimension #toxic yaoi fr fr #gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #ford pines #dipper pines #alex hirsch #after the owl house cancellation too ik disneys begging him for a s3 #and hes holding it over their heads while curating a gravity falls mania that hasnt been seen since the tumblr dark days #my posts #text post #yes yes the angle pun was on purpose

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shanklin · 10 days ago

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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling.

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #the mystery shack #afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door #the lightbulb shines a little brighter #that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet #thats a game the shack likes to play with soos #the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack #stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu #stans thr shacks blorbo after all #stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors #the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery #so many stories and different people to watch #stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow #and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor #into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary #the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check #besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it #so it definitely cant be that

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stump-not-found · 2 months ago

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Lab Negotiations.

Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.

Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.

#gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gf theseus’ guide #stump art #comic #average workplace relationship . they're coworkers #at BEST #bill plays it soooo cool with ford . he's so fucking chill about it #the hammer has been clinically diagnosed with being a wet cat #grab him by the scruff & toss him around . its the only treatment

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korrioak · 3 months ago

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Portrait

#gravity falls #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #my art #sososo normal about them #I just think about fiddleford’s page on the journal like #ford saw him doing something so mundane and decided it was the best moment to capture…

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razzafrazzle · 5 months ago

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I think that I've only drawn Ford like. 3 times in my entire life. so here's some Fordsy (and some Fiddsy. and a Bill I guess)

[image description: a page of drawings of ford, mcgucket, and bill cipher from gravity falls. near the top are two portraits of ford, one in the gravity falls style and the other in a more realistic style. next to that is a simple doodle of ford and mcgucket smiling and embracing with the caption "old man yaoi!" beneath them. in the bottom left is a simple drawing of a younger ford, and next to that is a drawing of bill with a speech bubble saying "i'm here too! also i'm hatless for spacing reasons". next to that is bill's hat, as well as mcgucket in an orange and brown 70s-style outfit and a braided beard, and he is sitting on the ground, lost in thought. end id]

#i like when people draw recovering fiddlefords. he deserves the world #i think im gettin the hang of fords face #the stans have a very strange head shape to adapt into how i draw but i think i did it well enough #bill is only here bc i couldnt think of anything else to put there and im very tired #doc is tired after finishing a drawing. in other news grass is green #doc talks #my art #gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #fordford #why do these two have like 5 dif ship names.#fiddauthor is the best one imo but fordford is pretty funny #ford squared is also one i think. pretty incredible stuff #bill cipher

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rystiel · 5 months ago

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#fordsquared best ship yes or yes?#they’re endgame to me btw #old man yaoi to the rescue #gravity falls #fordsquared #fiddauthor #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford fiddles ford #erm

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creepst-crypt · 5 months ago

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Wouldn’t it be horrible if he’d witnessed something so scary while in Gravity Falls that he makes a memory gun and ends up using too much to the point he loses his own self identity for the next 30 years and never returns home.

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rmspeltzfarm · 1 year ago

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2019 Ford Ranger Pickup Review

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chronicowboy · 4 months ago

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started my leverage rewatch and never has a pilot episode piloted so hard. it genuinely feels like walking into a room of old friends you haven't seen in about a year. they work alone, they always work alone. parker? she's insane. what're you gonna do when she finds out you live with your mom? age of the geek, baby! twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag. boys are on their way. what is it that you do? that's what i do. are we gonna talk about how hard we rocked last night? one show only, no encores. it was kinda cool being on the same side for once. i don't like guns. my money is not in my account that makes me cry inside in my special angry place. eleventy million dollars. that's a computer thing i told her to say that. so this time you really are inside my head. i'm just very good at what i do. somebody kiss this man so i don't have to (🤨). bad guys have money. we work on an alternative revenue stream. we provide... leverage

#sami rambles #BEST FRIENDS!!!!#leverage #parker #alec hardison #elliot spencer #sophie devereaux #nate ford

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nenoname · 3 months ago

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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...

And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)

But then again...