#best execution

[nynoryia]

You're fear of death killed you in the end of the story.

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[lemongogo]

dont forget what happened to icarus

[ionomycin]

heartblood

[lucemiart]

wxs pokemon au ft. nenekasa as pokemon coordinator rivals! 🌟🤖

[elinbean]

a win for tortured writers and haunted artists everywhere

[chellustrates]

doods from the past week

[transthatfag]

kinda vampy

[acecroft]

DINA MEYER as Detective Allison Kerry in Saw III (2006)

[ravioliet]

saw this version of the meme and thought of them immediately

[anistarrose]

Davenport canonically says he's been teaching Barry to fly the Starblaster (as early as Cycle 17, a.k.a. Episode 61), and even trusts Barry enough to leave him solely in charge of the ship, specifically when the whole rest of the crew is literally diving into a flooded city with no idea what they'll find beneath, i.e., could easily all just fucking die. this was before the Hunger really Got Good, so to speak, at singling out and attacking the Starblaster, or catching the crew unawares, but regardless, I would like to propose...

Barry's fucking great at piloting the ship, especially relative to his amount of practice... and he fucking hates it. Barry's not Dav-level good, not by a long shot, but he's naturally talented as hell by the standards of people who aren't first-name-Captain, last-name-Davenport. except... Cap, you gotta understand... flying the ship is scary. flying the ship away from the Hunger singlehandedly is so scary. and flying the ship under technically lower stakes, but while his Captain and friends are there watching him? and able to be disappointed in him if he messes up? is so so so scary. the scariest thing of all, somehow.

Davenport trains Barry, Lup, and Magnus in piloting semi-simultaneously, so he gets them to compete with each others' times for flying around the robot planet, and Barry always absolutely crushes it, and then has to go breathe into a paper bag afterwards. he had enough anxiety driving through roundabouts with other people in his car to judge him back while he was on his home plane. he was the kind of guy to worry that people would think less of him if he slipped into always-goddamn-tempting road rage, or if he used his signal like a fucking nerd. upgrading from a car to a spaceship was never going to be for him.

[1244950]

Bay! Optimus showing up to TFP! Megatron's live execution

[daneesoro]

Film was insanely good

[cecoeur]

How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad

[opheliapurple]

The juxtaposition of Louis’ monologues on Claudia and the actual scenes with Claudia are so funny to me.

Louis: she was an obsessive whirlwind

Claudia: let’s spend more than .05% of our immortal lives looking for and researching our own kind.

Louis: there was nothing in her but feverish fixation

Claudia: omfg Louis uncurl from your ball of depression we have shit to do.

Louis: she was a perfect killer, forever teetering on the edge of madness

Claudia: *possesses the ability to eat people without writing tearful poetry about it*

Louis: she was mercurial- always abandoning me to chase her desires :(

Claudia: I hate your boyfriends

Louis: she was never satisfied, and rebelled and suspected Armand and the coven

Claudia: I HATE YOUR BOYFRIENDS

Louis: god I feel so responsible for her- even for the bad stuff that happens her- it’s such a burden

Claudia: you told your boyfriend we did WHAT on your second date???