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slommy.mp4

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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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queen coral! i had to pull up so many references for her colors lmfao. i think she turned out really pretty in the end

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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*snaps my fingers, and on some random freeway, a fuel tanker truck is instantly rotated 180 degrees*

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Indians and Chinese people make up such a huge chunk of the planet and yet people in the west think it’s a radical idea to conceptualize them as human

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my sister still plays animal jam and apparently players are still discovering new things

she just informed me that they just pulled accordions from all the shops and disabled the ability to put them on penguins because the (mostly college-aged) userbase learned three days ago that they look like a fat pair of bazongas. like I’m talking triple-g mega titties.

anyway now they’re just putting them on monkeys instead

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what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s  “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)

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assignmence

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the next generation of children will be called GENERATION MORB because so many children will be conceived while both parents watch morbius