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this-is-my-main-i-follow-from · 4 months ago

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Me to Google: I think my new hyperfixation isn't a new tv show or book, but A Literal Person

My phone: *notification pops up* Get Help

#he's way too abusable too #we're both kind of young #i remember one of my other friends we got too close too fast #we did the typical high school take turns being the therapist thing #i leaned on him way too much & i felt kind of abused by him sometimes but looking back i was also kind of abusive #we were just so toxic by the end #i dont want that to happen here.#last time i hyperfixated on a person i was way too open & way too clingy #i need to Not with this guy #besides he's straight #& doesnt live in canada #he's not Métis (not that that's non-negotiable; i ain't racist)#I'm too pagan folk catholic & non denominational for him #he's cis (that's also negotiable)#he's an absolute hopeless romantic (I don't want to be another failure for him)#I'm just not right for him #& i want to be just his friend #& he just wants to be mine #BUT I CAN'T HELP IT HE'S LIKE MY OTHER HYPERFIXATIONS #THEY TAKE UP ALL MY THOUGHTS #(i think i HAVE hyperfixated on people more than the once now that I think abt it; & online chats are nothing)

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auspicioustidings · 2 months ago

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Soap thinks he is the kinkiest of the 141 for sure. He's had a threesome before. One time he let a lassie finger his arse. He's even went down on a girl in a bathroom stall in a club before!

Poor boy is in for a rude awakening on how vast the world of kink actually is when Ghost casually invites him to a members only club as his guest. Price is a member too actually, is going to bring Gaz. It can be a nice 141 night out :)

#mhairidrabbles #Johnny and Kyle out here sure it's an old mans club and saying yes out of finding their superiors officers endearing #Johnny cannot stop staring at the man in full pup gear and about passes out when he crawls over to sniff at him #Kyle is ramrod straight and staring ahead as Price is getting head from a man that looks sort of like him right beside him #holding a full conversation with them the whole time as well - like Price is ignoring the person blowing him entirely

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feroluce · 2 months ago

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Love how Hoyo is just as much on Boothill's dick as the rest of us. The Wardance crowd really is just the fandom fjkdlsajlksl

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.5 #boothill #hsr boothill #screenshots taken with Dan Heng bc of course heehee #none of them even care that he's wanted for murder and mayhem it's only the IPC so that's allowable KLJDKLSJADKFJ #'he's hot so it's ok!!' love the priorities here #one of the Wardance judges going to Jing Yuan like hey there's a wanted felon among the registered contestants. like a REALLY wanted one.#'What did he do?' 'Well-' and then it's just them reading off a massive rap sheet for like 10 minutes straight JKDSAJKDL #but they end it by specifying these are all charges held by the IPC and the IPC only so Jing Yuan is like 'oh well that's fine then'#Besides Yanqing was standing nearby at his usual post and Jing Yuan can see him practically vibrating out of the corner of his eye-#-all excited to fight a strong opponent haha #as if Jing Yuan would turn away a Galaxy Ranger anyway #you know he was restraining himself from asking Boothill to take him with him pfffffffffft

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panic-in-the-multiverse · 8 days ago

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I was gonna say I love Lucanis’s romance in the game but apparently as I noticed that’s an unpopular opinion

#dragon age #dragon age veilguard #lucanis dellamorte #lucanis x rook #Lucanis and rook #Lucanis and spite #dragon age Lucanis #maybe it’s because i don’t like spicy scenes #I have no clue if anyone’s flirting or not #maybe it’s because I like it slow and sweet?#I need the straight up I like you or something to notice someone is flirting #I did understand when taash said Harding smelled good though #but also what did you expect from Lucanis he wa a literally tortured and betrayed by the person he was closest to #and you thought he would go for you in a heartbeat?#he’s learning to trust again #besides Mary Kirby did describe him as a bisexual disaster #yes I wish there was more scenes overall with Lucanis #but that’s just cause he’s my fave ever since Tevinter nights and I wanna have more content with him #maybe I just need to find the people who doesn’t like to complain over it #i don’t know

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caligvlasaqvarivm · 2 months ago

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Serendipity should be required viewing material before anyone tries to analyze Homestuck; not only is John Cusack a universal constant, but the themes and vibes of Serendipity are so fundamentally woven into Homestuck's DNA that several of Serendipity's thesises and conversations could be lifted directly from one to the other.

In particular, the way Serendipity utilizes coincidence and circumstantially simultaneous events in order to suggest - nay, decree - that the two leads belong together, is highly reminiscent of the way Hussie uses foreshadowing, and not just for romantic couples. It's also a major window into the ultimate stance Homestuck takes with regard to romance, fate, and destiny, and also more specifically, a really good look at Karkat's own personal philosophies of romance. There's a running theme in his movies of meeting someone that perfectly matches your freak, someone you don't ever need to compromise yourself around, who brings out the best in you.

Also, some of yall need to watch a shitty romcom every once in a while and develop some emotions

#I'm genuinely not joking #if you want to understand Karkat and Homestuck better you need to watch Serendipity #at the very least so you can understand what the comic means by soul mates #i mean it's literally NAMEDROPPED during the troll romance section as the ultimate expression of finding your soul mates in every quad #people literally will be like 'i like karkat' and not watch serendipity smh #anyway the karkat movie list is serendipity • hitch • 50 first dates #he calls serendipity and hitch specifically 'pure magic' and yes. yeah.#i know we all love to clown on karkat's love of embarrassing romcoms and we're right to do so it's hilarious #but hussie also unironically calls it the best character trait he gave karkat and hes soooo correct about that #and you can tell from the way serendipity and even 50 first dates are described that those are kind of hussies genuine feelings toward them #hes right 50 first dates DOESN'T make you want to punch adam sandler #despite the occassional uncomfortable lowbrow comedy segment everything about the romance is played so straight and so genuine #maybe this shitty adam sandler romcom made me cry maybe im man enough to admit it #and idrk how else to describe serendipity besides 'pure magic'#tbh just watch it for yourself #homestuck is like 30% serendipity by volume

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al-luviec · 3 months ago

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shade they'll never make me hate you

#alek art #lego ninjago #ninjago #shade ninjago #2024 #finished s10 as of queuing this. this took incredibly long for noooo reason. need to stop drawing for 6 hours straight lol #love drawing him as a mass of darkness. he can stretch and bend all weird and looks slightly different everytime.#talked to my bf about this but i think he hangs out in peoples footsteps and follows them around. just bc he can #tboy ... save me #dont have much else to put besides MY FINGERS HURT SOOOO bad drawing isnt for the week #i need to draw other elemental masters .. shld i opem rqs .. we will see

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thatfaerieprincess · 4 months ago

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Mr Apples I love u <3

What is a pencil? How do u draw again??? I haven't done this in like..... a VERY hot minute!

#should I have done warm ups before this??? probably!#should I have done literally any studies at all to remember how angles and shapes work??? probably!#did I jump straight in and just try to relearn on the fly?? 100% yeah #I WAS A FIGURE DRAWING ARTIST AT ONE POINT GOD WHAT ARE BODIES WHAT ARE DHAPES OH GOD ITS BEEN A MINUTE #I can feel my brain kicking and screaming trying to remember how to work oh god it's almost nice tho we'll see #critical role #exu downfall #c3e99 #critical role campaign 3 #the emissary #apples I love u so much sweet boy full of love he's confused to be here but ready for anything #sams art #god it's been over a year since I really drew much at all #and almost longer than that for any bodies or thinking work besides exact copy bug photo studies #cr downfall #im actively doing more doodles as we speak

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morganbritton132 · 2 years ago

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Dustin live-streams his experiments on his Twitch Channel before editing the videos to post to YouTube. He always starts the stream during his set up for the experiment for anybody who is interested.

With this particular experiment, he needed volunteers. He ended up with Will and Eddie. Steve’s around but the experiment would be triggering to his migraines so he’s just helping.

Dustin runs off to get a piece of equipment that he’s missing and reminds everybody that the stream is on, but no one is listening to him because they’re having their own conversation.

So, you can hear Will say, “You wrestle with him? Like, WWE?”

Eddie: No, not- I’m not dropkicking him. We’re just - tussling. Get ‘em on the floor and pin him down. He’s into it. Dude popped a boner when your brother beat his ass.”

Steve, at a distance: Hey! I told you that in confidence. Don’t tell people!

Eddie, looking at the camera like it just registered that Dustin said they were streaming: Won’t say it again, sweetheart.

#Steve trying to justify why he told Eddie about this random time he got turned on: that just happens when you’re fighting #Eddie: …has it happened during other fights?#Steve: …that’s beside the point #look Steve saw that guy do yoga at the mall and was like shit I’m not as straight as I thought #but Jonathan straddling him in a gross alley got the ball rolling on that revelation #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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cowchickenbeefpork · 7 months ago

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Takes everything in me to not believe and spread the internalized homophobia Ed nygma hc but the fact his only three relationships with women had the first one be a attempt of being normal and being traditionally masculine, the second one be a repeating of that, and the third having having so many fucking similarities to his past close friendship with Oswald, a gay man in love with him is….. certainly a choice to say the least

#gotham #nygmobblepot #edward nygma #gotham fox #gotham 2014 #THE DEMONS ARE TAKING OVER AGAIN #” why are you referring to Oswald and Lee as similar” you don’t get me.#Before anyone says I’m defending what he did toward Kristen I am not. It’s like a more fucked up falsettos situation to me #“It’s like that because fox is homophobic” I DONT CARE. LET ME SPEAK MY TRUTH #besides the mere idea Ed thinks Oswald is straight for a while is hilarious I want it cannon so it will be IN MY HEAD

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syn0vial · 3 months ago

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🤔...

you ever notice that the vast majority of boba fett's friends in the expanded universe are either female, gay, or nonbinary?

#this is a completely inconsequential observation and i have no thesis statement #i was making a list of people who could arguably be called boba's ''friends'' in the expanded universe #and was like ''huh...''#my list so far:#zam‚ gar‚ ygabba‚ d'harhan‚ dengar‚ beviin‚ medrit‚ and arguably jaina #female: zam‚ ygabba‚ jaina #gay: beviin‚ medrit #nonbinary: zam (genderfluid)‚ gar #dengar is the only straight cis guy on that list #one could argue d'harhan but d'harhan is a terrifying saurian cyborg with almost no organic flesh left so... idk #oh wait! there's also gabborah (ygabba's dad)#he also briefly called lenovar his friend 🙃 but we don't talk about that #anyway: random observations that would get me drawn and quartered if i posted them anywhere besides tumblr.com #crumb post

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marc--chilton · 8 months ago

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where's the fics where wilson and house finally bang but house was SOOO not ready for the most attentive schnarsty raw wild resolving-sexual-tension fuckdown of his LIFE

#house md #hilson #gets ravaged in a way he was not emotionally prepared for and has to process it for like two days straight #bonus if they weren't clear on being committed beforehand and just fucked just because #so at the end of house's Oh My God Holy Fuck period he just barges in to wilson's office and goes #“we're exclusive now” to which wilson is like “uh. do i get a say in this”#and house just goes “no because if you have sex with anyone else besides me i'll have to kill them”

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leham-n-daavocado · 5 months ago

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Just finished the third season of Bridgerton (it was an incredibly frustrating watch)...People have said that Penelope is named as such because of her nickname Pen and her being a writer... but has anyone thought of the reference to the Odyssey and Penelope being the wife of Odysseus? You know, she had to be loyal for 20 years while Odysseus gallivanted across the globe and was distracted/cheating on her Circe? I feel like it goes with the whole Polin narrative too. She's the one who had to wait for him to get a clue. And if you've read the Penguin version of the Odyssey, you know everyone is like omg! Odysseus, so amazing, the sacker of cities etc. Which parallels Colin's "glow up". Totally think it's more of a literary reference since the two of them are writers...

#bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #polin #don't know how much this works for the book #didn't read the books #I ranted at my sister for an hour straight about this season (behated)#wtf was the character arcs for any of the characters this season? a whole lot of nothing..#the writers literally set everything up and then did everything in their power to make the arcs pointless #soooo many crimes of telling instead of showing #bridgerton was never high art but season 1 and 2 landed character and the audience buying into the relationships and cheering for the coupl #disappointed #literally feel like I hated polin in what was supposed to be their season #colin vascilates wildly... and there are like two scenes where i recognize the character he was is season 1 and 2 #literally hated him for soooo much #really hate how the season wasn't about the couple but whistledown #and yet they couldn't show us WHY Penelope wants to keep being Whistledown besides telling us why so I just don't get why #they could not decide if whistledown is good or bad and settled on girlboss power!#but here i am like girl... you're ruining lives... you've ruined lives... it's just gossip #they literally screwed over all their characters for nothing #their scenes of intimacy don't land because they feel incredibly paint by numbers and often occur after intense confrontations #confrontations that do not logically make sense for sexy times #the mirror scene exists purely as plot so colin can later accuse Penelope of trapping him in marriage #like that's suuuuper ick #they made colin so incredibly ick i don't recognize him or want him with Penelope #even Penelope making the choice to be whistledown over her new family was insane and illogical based on how the plot developed #i watched the seaon twice to really pin down how I feel and ended up rewatching season 1 and 2 because season 3 part 2 pissed me off so muc #and it's sooo night and day #i just feel sad because i wanted to root for this couple too... but they made it unrootable

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flash-the-readies · 5 months ago

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BREAKING NEWS! Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour and Roger Waters accused of queer baiting over Young Lust live performance on The Wall and for not changing the pronouns on “To Know Him is to Love Him”in charity show

#unreality #allow me to explain #every time people change the pronouns on love songs to make it straight I call them cowards and weak #then there’s that album Bob Dylan was on where they deliberately changed the pronouns to make it gay #but that’s besides the point #I’m talking about how David wanted to duet that song with Roger because he thought it would be funny (he is right)#and they kept the he/him pronouns #Irving rambles #text post

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theburninghallofpep · 11 months ago

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hey @beanghostprincess . thought you'd like to see this !!

they cooked here, didnt them? ^-^