#besides he's straight
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Me to Google: I think my new hyperfixation isn't a new tv show or book, but A Literal Person
My phone: *notification pops up* Get Help
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auspicioustidings · 3 months ago
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Soap thinks he is the kinkiest of the 141 for sure. He's had a threesome before. One time he let a lassie finger his arse. He's even went down on a girl in a bathroom stall in a club before!
Poor boy is in for a rude awakening on how vast the world of kink actually is when Ghost casually invites him to a members only club as his guest. Price is a member too actually, is going to bring Gaz. It can be a nice 141 night out :)
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feroluce · 3 months ago
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Love how Hoyo is just as much on Boothill's dick as the rest of us. The Wardance crowd really is just the fandom fjkdlsajlksl
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panic-in-the-multiverse · 1 month ago
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I was gonna say I love Lucanis’s romance in the game but apparently as I noticed that’s an unpopular opinion
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caligvlasaqvarivm · 3 months ago
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Serendipity should be required viewing material before anyone tries to analyze Homestuck; not only is John Cusack a universal constant, but the themes and vibes of Serendipity are so fundamentally woven into Homestuck's DNA that several of Serendipity's thesises and conversations could be lifted directly from one to the other.
In particular, the way Serendipity utilizes coincidence and circumstantially simultaneous events in order to suggest - nay, decree - that the two leads belong together, is highly reminiscent of the way Hussie uses foreshadowing, and not just for romantic couples. It's also a major window into the ultimate stance Homestuck takes with regard to romance, fate, and destiny, and also more specifically, a really good look at Karkat's own personal philosophies of romance. There's a running theme in his movies of meeting someone that perfectly matches your freak, someone you don't ever need to compromise yourself around, who brings out the best in you.
Also, some of yall need to watch a shitty romcom every once in a while and develop some emotions
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al-luviec · 4 months ago
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shade they'll never make me hate you
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thatfaerieprincess · 5 months ago
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Mr Apples I love u <3
What is a pencil? How do u draw again??? I haven't done this in like..... a VERY hot minute!
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morganbritton132 · 2 years ago
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Dustin live-streams his experiments on his Twitch Channel before editing the videos to post to YouTube. He always starts the stream during his set up for the experiment for anybody who is interested.
With this particular experiment, he needed volunteers. He ended up with Will and Eddie. Steve’s around but the experiment would be triggering to his migraines so he’s just helping.
Dustin runs off to get a piece of equipment that he’s missing and reminds everybody that the stream is on, but no one is listening to him because they’re having their own conversation.
So, you can hear Will say, “You wrestle with him? Like, WWE?”
Eddie: No, not- I’m not dropkicking him. We’re just - tussling. Get ‘em on the floor and pin him down. He’s into it. Dude popped a boner when your brother beat his ass.”
Steve, at a distance: Hey! I told you that in confidence. Don’t tell people!
Eddie, looking at the camera like it just registered that Dustin said they were streaming: Won’t say it again, sweetheart.
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cowchickenbeefpork · 8 months ago
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Takes everything in me to not believe and spread the internalized homophobia Ed nygma hc but the fact his only three relationships with women had the first one be a attempt of being normal and being traditionally masculine, the second one be a repeating of that, and the third having having so many fucking similarities to his past close friendship with Oswald, a gay man in love with him is….. certainly a choice to say the least
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syn0vial · 4 months ago
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🤔...
you ever notice that the vast majority of boba fett's friends in the expanded universe are either female, gay, or nonbinary?
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marc--chilton · 9 months ago
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where's the fics where wilson and house finally bang but house was SOOO not ready for the most attentive schnarsty raw wild resolving-sexual-tension fuckdown of his LIFE
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flash-the-readies · 6 months ago
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BREAKING NEWS! Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour and Roger Waters accused of queer baiting over Young Lust live performance on The Wall and for not changing the pronouns on “To Know Him is to Love Him”in charity show
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theburninghallofpep · 1 year ago
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hey @beanghostprincess . thought you'd like to see this !!
they cooked here, didnt them? ^-^
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qveenpoppy · 1 day ago
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i'm not sure if it was done intentionally, but sacks had a brother named marcus, and i wonder if van's last name, despite being spelled with a 'k' rather than a 'c', is supposed to be a nod to that
oh, and another brother of oliver's, michael, was a schizophrenic, which is probably how the series writers came up with the diagnosis for papa wolf
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zappedbyzabka · 1 year ago
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Sacrificial lamb and all that
#baby baby baby#He said :(#and#he said ☹️#The way Kreese stared at him and hovered like a hungry wolf ready to pounce the whole time#the way Johnny tried not to cry and sweat and went straight into the arms of his predator like he has for YEARS#because he’d been literally in Kreese’s hands. Given to him and left with him. for YEARS.#And the way he stared up at him so desperate and melted into his grasp#let him swipe his hurting nose and obeyed when he made him do something he didn’t want to#because who else does he have. And his mom wasn’t there. and he had to go home with bruises all over him and no one#to Sid. to be mocked and laughed at some more. to cry all alone in his bed thinking about how the man he trusted and loved hurt him#And I think Kreese was more jealous. murderously so. that Johnny clearly wanted to be on good terms with LaRusso rather than so mad he lost#and by the time he realized he went too far and he lost his little champion—whom he ‘loves most besides CK’—he decided to get revenge on#Miyagi and Daniel. because it’s THEIR fault he did that to johnny in the first place. he hates them both with a passion. HE was humiliated#in front of his boy and the rest of the cobras by Miyagi. and Daniel…he changed Johnny. he practically took him away from Kreese.#Man is delusional cause that’s 10000% how he sees things#and GOD the way he begs Johnny to come back in ck. and then hurt him more because ‘thats what was best for him’#and Johnny moves away from his touch and stares at him like an abused animal but still lets him stay#because he still loves him despite everything#he knows Kreese is in his own reality and does love him. but he realized his worth to an extent#realized its not okay for Kreese to have done all those things to him#and brainwashed him#and he was being victim blamed the whole time Kreese came back to cobra kai#I cant.#I’m SCREAMING. everything was taken from him but it was his fault because he ‘shouldnt have let Kreese come back’#Only unobservant idiots ignore the fact that he was abused his whole life just so they can hate on him constantly.#johnny lawrence#cobra kai#karate kid#Still love Kreese though
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horsechestnut · 3 months ago
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Genuinely starting to think whoever was in charge of the Once Upon a Time timeline quit after season 5.
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