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Me to Google: I think my new hyperfixation isn't a new tv show or book, but A Literal Person
My phone: *notification pops up* Get Help
#he's way too abusable too#we're both kind of young#i remember one of my other friends we got too close too fast#we did the typical high school take turns being the therapist thing#i leaned on him way too much & i felt kind of abused by him sometimes but looking back i was also kind of abusive#we were just so toxic by the end#i dont want that to happen here.#last time i hyperfixated on a person i was way too open & way too clingy#i need to Not with this guy#besides he's straight#& doesnt live in canada#he's not Métis (not that that's non-negotiable; i ain't racist)#I'm too pagan folk catholic & non denominational for him#he's cis (that's also negotiable)#he's an absolute hopeless romantic (I don't want to be another failure for him)#I'm just not right for him#& i want to be just his friend#& he just wants to be mine#BUT I CAN'T HELP IT HE'S LIKE MY OTHER HYPERFIXATIONS#THEY TAKE UP ALL MY THOUGHTS#(i think i HAVE hyperfixated on people more than the once now that I think abt it; & online chats are nothing)
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Soap thinks he is the kinkiest of the 141 for sure. He's had a threesome before. One time he let a lassie finger his arse. He's even went down on a girl in a bathroom stall in a club before!
Poor boy is in for a rude awakening on how vast the world of kink actually is when Ghost casually invites him to a members only club as his guest. Price is a member too actually, is going to bring Gaz. It can be a nice 141 night out :)
#mhairidrabbles#Johnny and Kyle out here sure it's an old mans club and saying yes out of finding their superiors officers endearing#Johnny cannot stop staring at the man in full pup gear and about passes out when he crawls over to sniff at him#Kyle is ramrod straight and staring ahead as Price is getting head from a man that looks sort of like him right beside him#holding a full conversation with them the whole time as well - like Price is ignoring the person blowing him entirely
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Love how Hoyo is just as much on Boothill's dick as the rest of us. The Wardance crowd really is just the fandom fjkdlsajlksl
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr 2.5#boothill#hsr boothill#screenshots taken with Dan Heng bc of course heehee#none of them even care that he's wanted for murder and mayhem it's only the IPC so that's allowable KLJDKLSJADKFJ#'he's hot so it's ok!!' love the priorities here#one of the Wardance judges going to Jing Yuan like hey there's a wanted felon among the registered contestants. like a REALLY wanted one.#'What did he do?' 'Well-' and then it's just them reading off a massive rap sheet for like 10 minutes straight JKDSAJKDL#but they end it by specifying these are all charges held by the IPC and the IPC only so Jing Yuan is like 'oh well that's fine then'#Besides Yanqing was standing nearby at his usual post and Jing Yuan can see him practically vibrating out of the corner of his eye-#-all excited to fight a strong opponent haha#as if Jing Yuan would turn away a Galaxy Ranger anyway#you know he was restraining himself from asking Boothill to take him with him pfffffffffft
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I was gonna say I love Lucanis’s romance in the game but apparently as I noticed that’s an unpopular opinion
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#Lucanis and rook#Lucanis and spite#dragon age Lucanis#maybe it’s because i don’t like spicy scenes#I have no clue if anyone’s flirting or not#maybe it’s because I like it slow and sweet?#I need the straight up I like you or something to notice someone is flirting#I did understand when taash said Harding smelled good though#but also what did you expect from Lucanis he wa a literally tortured and betrayed by the person he was closest to#and you thought he would go for you in a heartbeat?#he’s learning to trust again#besides Mary Kirby did describe him as a bisexual disaster#yes I wish there was more scenes overall with Lucanis#but that’s just cause he’s my fave ever since Tevinter nights and I wanna have more content with him#maybe I just need to find the people who doesn’t like to complain over it#i don’t know
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Serendipity should be required viewing material before anyone tries to analyze Homestuck; not only is John Cusack a universal constant, but the themes and vibes of Serendipity are so fundamentally woven into Homestuck's DNA that several of Serendipity's thesises and conversations could be lifted directly from one to the other.
In particular, the way Serendipity utilizes coincidence and circumstantially simultaneous events in order to suggest - nay, decree - that the two leads belong together, is highly reminiscent of the way Hussie uses foreshadowing, and not just for romantic couples. It's also a major window into the ultimate stance Homestuck takes with regard to romance, fate, and destiny, and also more specifically, a really good look at Karkat's own personal philosophies of romance. There's a running theme in his movies of meeting someone that perfectly matches your freak, someone you don't ever need to compromise yourself around, who brings out the best in you.
Also, some of yall need to watch a shitty romcom every once in a while and develop some emotions
#I'm genuinely not joking#if you want to understand Karkat and Homestuck better you need to watch Serendipity#at the very least so you can understand what the comic means by soul mates#i mean it's literally NAMEDROPPED during the troll romance section as the ultimate expression of finding your soul mates in every quad#people literally will be like 'i like karkat' and not watch serendipity smh#anyway the karkat movie list is serendipity • hitch • 50 first dates#he calls serendipity and hitch specifically 'pure magic' and yes. yeah.#i know we all love to clown on karkat's love of embarrassing romcoms and we're right to do so it's hilarious#but hussie also unironically calls it the best character trait he gave karkat and hes soooo correct about that#and you can tell from the way serendipity and even 50 first dates are described that those are kind of hussies genuine feelings toward them#hes right 50 first dates DOESN'T make you want to punch adam sandler#despite the occassional uncomfortable lowbrow comedy segment everything about the romance is played so straight and so genuine#maybe this shitty adam sandler romcom made me cry maybe im man enough to admit it#and idrk how else to describe serendipity besides 'pure magic'#tbh just watch it for yourself#homestuck is like 30% serendipity by volume
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shade they'll never make me hate you
#alek art#lego ninjago#ninjago#shade ninjago#2024#finished s10 as of queuing this. this took incredibly long for noooo reason. need to stop drawing for 6 hours straight lol#love drawing him as a mass of darkness. he can stretch and bend all weird and looks slightly different everytime.#talked to my bf about this but i think he hangs out in peoples footsteps and follows them around. just bc he can#tboy ... save me#dont have much else to put besides MY FINGERS HURT SOOOO bad drawing isnt for the week#i need to draw other elemental masters .. shld i opem rqs .. we will see
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Mr Apples I love u <3
What is a pencil? How do u draw again??? I haven't done this in like..... a VERY hot minute!
#should I have done warm ups before this??? probably!#should I have done literally any studies at all to remember how angles and shapes work??? probably!#did I jump straight in and just try to relearn on the fly?? 100% yeah#I WAS A FIGURE DRAWING ARTIST AT ONE POINT GOD WHAT ARE BODIES WHAT ARE DHAPES OH GOD ITS BEEN A MINUTE#I can feel my brain kicking and screaming trying to remember how to work oh god it's almost nice tho we'll see#critical role#exu downfall#c3e99#critical role campaign 3#the emissary#apples I love u so much sweet boy full of love he's confused to be here but ready for anything#sams art#god it's been over a year since I really drew much at all#and almost longer than that for any bodies or thinking work besides exact copy bug photo studies#cr downfall#im actively doing more doodles as we speak
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Dustin live-streams his experiments on his Twitch Channel before editing the videos to post to YouTube. He always starts the stream during his set up for the experiment for anybody who is interested.
With this particular experiment, he needed volunteers. He ended up with Will and Eddie. Steve’s around but the experiment would be triggering to his migraines so he’s just helping.
Dustin runs off to get a piece of equipment that he’s missing and reminds everybody that the stream is on, but no one is listening to him because they’re having their own conversation.
So, you can hear Will say, “You wrestle with him? Like, WWE?”
Eddie: No, not- I’m not dropkicking him. We’re just - tussling. Get ‘em on the floor and pin him down. He’s into it. Dude popped a boner when your brother beat his ass.”
Steve, at a distance: Hey! I told you that in confidence. Don’t tell people!
Eddie, looking at the camera like it just registered that Dustin said they were streaming: Won’t say it again, sweetheart.
#Steve trying to justify why he told Eddie about this random time he got turned on: that just happens when you’re fighting#Eddie: …has it happened during other fights?#Steve: …that’s beside the point#look Steve saw that guy do yoga at the mall and was like shit I’m not as straight as I thought#but Jonathan straddling him in a gross alley got the ball rolling on that revelation#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Takes everything in me to not believe and spread the internalized homophobia Ed nygma hc but the fact his only three relationships with women had the first one be a attempt of being normal and being traditionally masculine, the second one be a repeating of that, and the third having having so many fucking similarities to his past close friendship with Oswald, a gay man in love with him is….. certainly a choice to say the least
#gotham#nygmobblepot#edward nygma#gotham fox#gotham 2014#THE DEMONS ARE TAKING OVER AGAIN#” why are you referring to Oswald and Lee as similar” you don’t get me.#Before anyone says I’m defending what he did toward Kristen I am not. It’s like a more fucked up falsettos situation to me#“It’s like that because fox is homophobic” I DONT CARE. LET ME SPEAK MY TRUTH#besides the mere idea Ed thinks Oswald is straight for a while is hilarious I want it cannon so it will be IN MY HEAD
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you ever notice that the vast majority of boba fett's friends in the expanded universe are either female, gay, or nonbinary?
#this is a completely inconsequential observation and i have no thesis statement#i was making a list of people who could arguably be called boba's ''friends'' in the expanded universe#and was like ''huh...''#my list so far:#zam‚ gar‚ ygabba‚ d'harhan‚ dengar‚ beviin‚ medrit‚ and arguably jaina#female: zam‚ ygabba‚ jaina#gay: beviin‚ medrit#nonbinary: zam (genderfluid)‚ gar#dengar is the only straight cis guy on that list#one could argue d'harhan but d'harhan is a terrifying saurian cyborg with almost no organic flesh left so... idk#oh wait! there's also gabborah (ygabba's dad)#he also briefly called lenovar his friend 🙃 but we don't talk about that#anyway: random observations that would get me drawn and quartered if i posted them anywhere besides tumblr.com#crumb post
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where's the fics where wilson and house finally bang but house was SOOO not ready for the most attentive schnarsty raw wild resolving-sexual-tension fuckdown of his LIFE
#house md#hilson#gets ravaged in a way he was not emotionally prepared for and has to process it for like two days straight#bonus if they weren't clear on being committed beforehand and just fucked just because#so at the end of house's Oh My God Holy Fuck period he just barges in to wilson's office and goes#“we're exclusive now” to which wilson is like “uh. do i get a say in this”#and house just goes “no because if you have sex with anyone else besides me i'll have to kill them”
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BREAKING NEWS! Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour and Roger Waters accused of queer baiting over Young Lust live performance on The Wall and for not changing the pronouns on “To Know Him is to Love Him”in charity show
#unreality#allow me to explain#every time people change the pronouns on love songs to make it straight I call them cowards and weak#then there’s that album Bob Dylan was on where they deliberately changed the pronouns to make it gay#but that’s besides the point#I’m talking about how David wanted to duet that song with Roger because he thought it would be funny (he is right)#and they kept the he/him pronouns#Irving rambles#text post
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hey @beanghostprincess . thought you'd like to see this !!
they cooked here, didnt them? ^-^
#they cooked here very hard ngl#yeah i cant see franky brook jimbei and robin not being straight. their look says a lot about it tho :<#sanji and usopp definitely bi#lesbian nami and vivi !!!!#zoro really is gay. ive never seen this man having any kind of feeling for a girl besides sanji#CHOPPER'S A REINDEER !!!!!!!#what do we say about luffy? he's just him :>#one piece#nami x vivi#one piece fandom#nah. they aint straight they all into a polygamous relationship between themselves
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i'm not sure if it was done intentionally, but sacks had a brother named marcus, and i wonder if van's last name, despite being spelled with a 'k' rather than a 'c', is supposed to be a nod to that
oh, and another brother of oliver's, michael, was a schizophrenic, which is probably how the series writers came up with the diagnosis for papa wolf
#there was also someone named eric who i forget if he was a friend or sibling; perhaps inspired ericka's name? (but again different spelling)#i wonder if other characters had names/conditions inspired by sacks' life and social circle#(besides the patients' cases bc those were seemingly pulled straight from another one of his books)#brilliant minds#sacks facts
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Sacrificial lamb and all that
#baby baby baby#He said :(#and#he said ☹️#The way Kreese stared at him and hovered like a hungry wolf ready to pounce the whole time#the way Johnny tried not to cry and sweat and went straight into the arms of his predator like he has for YEARS#because he’d been literally in Kreese’s hands. Given to him and left with him. for YEARS.#And the way he stared up at him so desperate and melted into his grasp#let him swipe his hurting nose and obeyed when he made him do something he didn’t want to#because who else does he have. And his mom wasn’t there. and he had to go home with bruises all over him and no one#to Sid. to be mocked and laughed at some more. to cry all alone in his bed thinking about how the man he trusted and loved hurt him#And I think Kreese was more jealous. murderously so. that Johnny clearly wanted to be on good terms with LaRusso rather than so mad he lost#and by the time he realized he went too far and he lost his little champion—whom he ‘loves most besides CK’—he decided to get revenge on#Miyagi and Daniel. because it’s THEIR fault he did that to johnny in the first place. he hates them both with a passion. HE was humiliated#in front of his boy and the rest of the cobras by Miyagi. and Daniel…he changed Johnny. he practically took him away from Kreese.#Man is delusional cause that’s 10000% how he sees things#and GOD the way he begs Johnny to come back in ck. and then hurt him more because ‘thats what was best for him’#and Johnny moves away from his touch and stares at him like an abused animal but still lets him stay#because he still loves him despite everything#he knows Kreese is in his own reality and does love him. but he realized his worth to an extent#realized its not okay for Kreese to have done all those things to him#and brainwashed him#and he was being victim blamed the whole time Kreese came back to cobra kai#I cant.#I’m SCREAMING. everything was taken from him but it was his fault because he ‘shouldnt have let Kreese come back’#Only unobservant idiots ignore the fact that he was abused his whole life just so they can hate on him constantly.#johnny lawrence#cobra kai#karate kid#Still love Kreese though
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Genuinely starting to think whoever was in charge of the Once Upon a Time timeline quit after season 5.
#what do you mean Liam is Nemo's first mate????#HOW???#Liam was like 8 at most when Hook killed his father#something that he does right before he “kills” Cora#(Regina tells him to do it as a way of proving he's heartless enough to kill Cora)#which is after Belle is captured by Regina#so HOW#did Liam manage to become a full teenager in time for Hook to meet up with Nemo pre-dark curse#and it can't be when they return to the enchanted forest because hook is in his revenge era#besides that would only account for about three years#so....#once upon a time#ouat#i can not wait to make my timeline dissection post#for the record the fan wiki is VERY wrong#it just straight up doesn't mention this episode (6x06)#because i guess it can't make it fit either
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