#bernedette

[ftwkcomic]

The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog #2 page 32

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[therabbitreaper]

Helloo it's @shiroen, for the ITGR ask game, 🫂& 🎤?

Favorite duo rn is probably ashe and scarlet

Not sure if this is a hottake buuuuut I never liked Bernadette and was not upset when she died I also wasn’t that upset at chases death ngl

[trollblivion-ooc]

coleop when bug possession

[unproduciblesmackdown]

meinnnn gott i was like boy this song can't be 8 & a half minutes....well the first 6 minutes of the video are phyllidia krampington loosing george salazar the krampus on everyone & their asshole (here her cousin, b/c although i swear on my life i have seen [phyllidia seducing the krampus via baby it's cold outside] photos, in this 2018 show that sequence is definitely about her trying to fuck melvin cooterstein in the ass. (note that she mentions the xmas villain's long-lost daughter harriet, as the [why are you so evil? / i don't kneauuraeaough....but it definitely doesn't have anything to do with xyz] but no long-lost presumed dead spouse, who would've been already mentioned in the 2019 show at this point though that's no incontrovertible evidence it's not relevant in this show. & my hypothesis is that if melvin is a long-lost anyone, phyllidia would be His long-lost daughter. but 50/50 could go either way! a beautiful relationship ft. the convenience of all these colonoscopies he keeps scheduling)) and then we meet the fancy tree! and don't get around to singing until phyllidia's exit & the krampus's partial sendoff to go feel better having some snacks (i.e., mingle & meander)

[girlbloggerdotcom]

i NEED siobhan haughey to win tonight really badly. sorry australians

[funkyllama]

The Ionian Royal Family Tree,

In the style of UsefulCharts. "Hi, this is Matt Baker. Today I'm going to show you the Complete Family Tree of Ionian monarchs, all the way from their royal roots in the Wittenburg dynasty to their more recent dynastic alliances."

@trhor @royaltysimblr @officalroyalsofpierreland @simming-in-the-rain @nexility-sims @empiredesimparte Written Tree Below Cut. Open the image in a new tab, it’s quite large!

House of Wittenburg:

Prince Alexander, Graf March -> Grafin Wilhelmine married Bernard Arpad von Celle, Graf Celle -> The House of Rodchester.

The House of Rodchester:

Adelheid married the Margrave Nirgend. Marie-Odile became the Countess March and had non-dynastic issue. Everette I, Grand Duke Bergstrasse -> Kezia -> Everette II & Princess Alexandrina (daughter of Queen Alexandrina) -> Everette III establishes the Kingdom of Iona with his marriage to Hereditary Grand Duchess Hana Ludvig (daughter of Hans IV, Grand Duke Helmstadt).

Ludvig von Helmstadt:

Hans III married Princess Louise of Windenburg and San Myshuno -> Hans IV married Princess Marguerite of Pierreland -> Queen Hana of Iona.

Everette III's Children:

Rose Mary married the Count March. Stephen inherited the Grand Duchy of Helmstadt. Lorraine married King Arnaut of Uspana (son of Queen Beatriz) and had non-dynastic issue, including Crown Prince German. Queen Viviana I reorganizes the government, establishing the Ionian Union -> Princess Bernedette -> Queen Viviana II married Imperial Prince Philippe Simparte -> Prince Lenerd (rumored son of Crown Prince Louis of Pierreland) and Prince Sigismund.

[inkfiction-art]

It's always ILY but never BYAMLICTDTYCMHOLADWALYILARBYHAAIHTKTB (Bernedette)

[highlifeboat]

Swap AU Bernedette Beneviento.

[empressgeekt]

The Aura is with us - outline

The Aura is With Us (Even if you don’t want it)

please excuse the grammar and spelling

Prolog

Riley’s imprisonment

Mew and Mewtwo

Chapter 1

Sir Aaron’s awakening

Chapter 2: Goh vs team Rocket

a) Goh’s plan

b) Team Rocket’s confusion

c) Riolu’s confusion

d) Ash’s cage

e) Finding ash   

Chapter 3: Past meets Present

Lucario’s grumblings

Sir Aaron and Ash

Mew and Mewtwo p2

Chapter 4: New and Old Faces

Lucario’s concern

Intro Amanda

Chapter 5: Lab

Ash introduces Sir Aaron and Lucario to lab staff, and giant magicarp soaks all the adults.

Cerise sends the boys to the kalos region

Sir Aaron and Ash talk late at night

Chapter 6: Kalos

Ash meets up with Korrina while Sir Aaron goes looking for Goh

Goh and Sir Aaron meet Korrina’s Grandpa

The battle

Chapter 7: Interlude Oak

Professor Cerise contact Prof. Oak

First Aura Lesson, Ash blows up a tree

Ash has a difficult time bathing Riolu

Chapter 8: To Pallet town we go!

Ash telling everyone about his home

Making it to the lab, meeting up with Tracy and the rest of ash’s Pokémon (Riolu goes with Oak and Tracy, Goh goes through the digital files, Ash, Sir Aaron and Lucario meet with Ash’s crew)

Ash and crew find Gary in the field.

Everyone meets up inside, and find out about the physical files in a storage rom

Chapter 9: In Black Ink

Searching file vault

Ash’s mom shows up and takes them to stay the night at her house.

Chapter 10: A mother’s memory

Lucario and Riolu in the back yard

Aaron and Delia talk after the kids are in bed.

Enter Anwir

Chapter 11: There’s a Ninja in the basement

a) Training in the front yard

b) Ren’s theory and phone call

c) Power outage

d) Meeting Mandy

e) Riolu and Pikachu mess up the kitchen and Mandy sleeps through it.

Chapter 12: Back to kalos

Lumious city

Seeing Clemont and Bonnie again

Clemont’s work shop.

Chapter 13: Eevee and Mandy

Mandy‘s anxiety and control issues / Eevee sneaks out of the van and follows Chloe to school

Mandy explains the situation to her mom’s employees / Chloe gets to keep Eevee

Sir Aaron’s nightmare

Sir Aaron finds Mandy cutting herself

Chapter 14: the aura temple

Arriving in at the temple ad going inside

Opening the door and finding the body

Splitting up: Goh and Ash/ Mandy and sir Aaron

The time flower/realization

Chapter 15: Escape the temple

Team Rocket attack, intro to Anwir

The flash back explaining Anwir’s life after banishment and loss of aura

Escaping through the mail system/ getting separated (Sir Aaron & Goh & Pikachu & Pichu, Ash &Raboot & Umbreon & Mandy, Lucario & Riolu)

Chapter 16: Lost in the woods p1

First group getting their bearings

Goh asking questions as the start walking wile Pichu hides underneath Sir Aaron’s hat to hide form the rain.

The rain picks up and Goh ends up caught in a river

Chapter 17: Lost in the woods p2

Ash finds out Mandy is pretty much blind without her glasses

They start walking, and get into a disagreement

Then they hear Goh screaming

Mandy jumps into the river and fishes Goh out saves him from drowning

They all find out Mandy’s deaf after her hearing-aides get soaked

They set up camp for the night

Chapter 18: Lost in the woods p3

Lucario and Riolu start to walk around end up in the old pup grounds

End up running into a group of toxicroak Riolu gets poisoned

Lucario retreats with Riolu

Riolu tries to walk himself, while their looking for the others but can’t de to the poison

They eventually take shelter in an abandoned burrow

Chapter 19: reunited

Ash and Sir Aaron talk,

Mandy sits away from the others, Unbreon sitting with her, she hears lucario’s telepathy

Lucario finds the camp

Sir Aaron has trouble sleeping after they make it to a Pokémon center.

Chapter 20: A legendary meeting

Arecus summons all the legendaries and mythicals to discuss the recent events (mew gets pissed off at arecus)

Mew and Mewtwo meet again

Chapter 21: That New Old Gang of Mine

Arriving in Alola

The kuki household

Sir Aaron and Kuki talk while the kids play in the ocean

Prof. Bernedette talk with Mandy

Chapter 22: Sunny party

Party at the Pokémon school / Students swarm the new comers

Mandy calls out Kiawe

Kiawe challenges Mandy she declines, shocking everyone

Kiawe and Goh still battle.

Goh catching alolan exggcutor

Chapter 23: Let’s Battle

A call with Clemont

Traveling to Unova and reading about the tournament.

Chapter 24: Round One

Mandy and Lucario try to sneak into the back? Mandy unlocks the door

In the stands

Ash’s battle

Chapter 25: Round two

Goh’s battle

Mandy downloading team rocket data

Chapter 26: Round three

Mandy’s fight/ forfeit

Team rockets attack

Afterward back at the hotel

Chapter 27: Break Through

Breakfast, and Mandy cracking through one of the codes that leads them to Moon Mountain

Mandy and Sir Aaron talk again in the RV ride there

Arriving at mount Moon, sensing Riley inside

Chapter 28: Break in

They find a secret tunnel leading to a hidden Team Rocket base that was once and Aura base

They get surrounded, and separated (Goh and ash, Sir Aaron and Mandy, [Pokémon stay with respective trainer])

Chapter 29: Break down

Ash and Goh find Riley

Sir Aaron and Mandy ended up falling through the floor and deeper into the tunnels, getting separated from the others and loosing her glasses, leaving Sir Aaron to try and teach her how to use her aura sight

Lucario and Umbreon go through the tunnels to try an find a way to get to Mandy

 Fighting their way through team rocket

Chapter 30: Recovery

Back to Pallet Town, going back to Ash’s house, Mandy and Delia meet

Riley wakes up

Discussion of what to do next, Mandy says she has somewhere to go

Team Rocket discussing How to lure Sir Aaron in, Anwir suggests something

Chapter 31: Ryme City

On the train

To the mansion

The twins and miss rose

Lady Emily’s story

Chapter 32: old friends

a) Ash and Goh play in the pool with the Twins

b) Mandy’s old theater group

Chapter 33: Mother’s frost

Lorelei meets the others

A very uncomfortable dinner

Sir Aaron over hears Lorelei fussing at Mandy, and talks again with Miss Rose

Chapter 34: The round house

The battle stadium

Meeting with Bella/ ash challenges Bella

Battle!

Chaos, by drugs

Mewtwo teleports everyone away

Chapter 35: A mother’s wrath

Lorelei Blames Mandy for what happened

Riley tries to argue with Lorelei Mandy stops him and apologizes to her mother

Riley asked Mandy why she didn’t let him defend her they end up in an argument

Team Rocket kidnaps Delia

Chapter 36: A Brother’s strength

Sir Aaron counsels Riley on What to do about Mandy

Riley and Mandy talk again

Chapter 37: The calm before the storm

Oh, my Arecus we’re jedi

Attack by team rocket! (Lucario gets hit with a dart), twins were taken, and leave a message about Delia

Discussing what’s next.

Miss Rose calls an old friend (Jackie)

Chapter 38: For the Good of the people

Delia being taunted by Anwir

Arriving at the temple and surrendering (enter Mewtwo and mew as back up)

Giovanni and Anwir taunting the others / Anwir explaining the history between Aaron and Delia

Starting the ritual

Chapter 39: Battle in the Temple

Anwir taunts Deila and Goh one last time

Mewtwo starts a fight, and start to take out the grunts

The portal opens, Lucario and the others are shocked

Mew breaks Goh and Delia out

Giovanni ran out with the others only to get arrest by the rangers, while Anwir ran towards our heroes

Mandy breaks out as well as the others, they try to stop the portal from opening

Duel between Anwir and Aaron / while the others battle again the Shadow pokemon

Aercues Emerged from the portal smiting Anwir and the portal closes sending a large wave of Aura throughout the world

Chapter 40: The aftermath

Sir Aaron, Ash and Deila reunite as a family

Mandy and Riley discuss a way to get the twins out of the situation their in.

Mew thanks Mewtwo

0Chapter 41: Epilogue

Sir Aaron and Delia finally get married, and have a daughter

Riley restarts the Aura guild alongside Sir Aaron

Ash ended up achieve his goal of becoming a Pokémon master

Mandy joins the rangers and dies at 29

Twins Go on to run the family company and try to steer it away from their mother’s influence

The Aura wave ended up restoring the descendants of the previous bloodlines and making new ones

[logical--dreamer]

I wish that the girls reading the comics and slowly coming to appreciate them stuck with TBBT after the Bakersville episode.

As a female nerd, that's one of the only things that bothered me about the show.

Like why couldn't Amy get into Star Wars?

Why Couldn't Penny get invested in Marvel/DC comics?

Why couldn't Bernedette become obsessed with anime/manga?

Like I know that some girls don't like it and at the time they weren't as Mainstream, but these things aren't just for men, and them rolling their eyes and calling it "stupid" alienates women who enjoy those things.

[ftwkcomic]

The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog #2 page 25

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[therabbitreaper]

I’ve realized that a lot of people who see my posts see them because they like nevermore and have never read I’m the grim reaper

So heres me as a fan of both trying to convince you to read it :3

1. Themes of death and already dead characters just like in nevermore (and main character has memory loss and is piecing back together who she was)

2. One of the main characters (brook) is aromantic and really good aro rep (later in the series but trust me its so worth it)

3. Apocalypse scenario idk nevermore people just give me the vibe of enjoying that

4. Religious trauma (calling out the monty enjoyers)

5. Something to read while you wait for the next season :D

6. Female main character

7. Really gorgeous art (examples at the end)

8. Really cool character designs (examples at the end)

9. Its also on haitus rn so you have time to catch up

10. Really really cool fight scenes and I don’t usually enjoy those

11. One of the important character rn is a snail

[deadgodjess]

Bernedette Banner has been doing Missy cosplay and I Am Bothered.

[hvoesterreich]

humanistää!

mit englischen Übertiteln bei ausgewählten Terminen Der höhere, sprachverliebte Blödsinn mit wunderbar choreographierten Verrenkungen. Eingeladen zum 59. Berliner Theatertreffen.Ausgezeichnet mit dem Nestroy-Preis 2022 in drei Kategorien: - Beste Aufführung im Deutschsprachigen Raum, - Beste Regie, - Bester Schauspieler Wieder aufgenommen vom Volkstheater mit Terminen am - 02.10.24,19:30 - 23.12.24,19:30 - 26.12.24,18:00 - 13.05.25,19:30 Die Presseabteilung des Volkstheaters hat uns zwei Karten für den 02.10.2024 geschenkt, die wir gerne weitergeben werden. Den Wunsch bitte per Mail an jandl@humanisten.at senden. „deutschen sprach sein ein kulturensprach / sein ein alt alt kulturensprach. deutschen literaturen sein ein kulturenliteraturen / ein ganz groß kulturenliteraturen.“ Ein hochdekorierter Geschichtsprofessor und ein Künstler von internationalem Renommee begegnen und verbrüdern sich: Sie lobpreisen die deutsch-österreichische Kulturgeschichte, beweihräuchern gegenseitig ihr Wissen, und sind sich einig, dass sie bestens das Geistesleben repräsentieren – schließlich haben sie ja beide bereits einen Nobelpreis erhalten. Auch das Auftauchen einer schwangeren Frau in einer Notsituation lenkt allenfalls kurz ab: Zu wichtig sind der Geltungsdrang und die Freude am elitären Urteil. Doch je länger die Hymnen auf Mitmenschlichkeit, Tradition und Kunsthandwerk fortdauern, desto bedrohlicher beginnt ihr Elfenbeinturm zu schwanken… Ernst Jandls Erfolgsstück, der Einakter DIE HUMANISTEN (1976 in Graz uraufgeführt) ist typisch für sein Werk: Hochmusikalisch und bitterböse rechnet es mit gesellschaftlichen Altlasten ab, dabei voller Klarheit, Hintersinn und Witz. Und natürlich spielen wie bei wohl allen Jandl-Texten die Sprache und das Sprechen selbst die Hauptrolle: Sprache wird zum lebendigen Akteur, durch ihre Verfremdung und Verstümmelung ermöglicht sie neue Wirklichkeiten. Ob nun in seinen verstreuten HUMANISTEN, im wehmütig-humorvollen Künstlerdrama AUS DER FREMDE oder im ausufernden lyrischen Werk – in den auseinanderstrebenden, frei flottierenden Sprachgebäuden Jandls kann die Welt endlich so dargestellt werden, wie man* selbst ihr immer wieder begegnet: als expressive Aneinanderreihung von Sinneseindrücken, als fragmentarisches Erleben von Gesellschaft, als trügerisches Wandeln zwischen Melancholie und Komik. Die mehrfach zum Berliner Theatertreffen eingeladene Regisseurin Claudia Bauer inszeniert in ihrer allerersten Wiener Arbeit ebendiesen unverwechselbaren Jandl-Sound – unterstützt von einer eigens für die Inszenierung entstandenen Komposition von Peer Baierlein. humanistää! – das ist ein Schlachtruf, eine Drohung, ein Kompliment. humanistää!– das ist bildgewaltiges Musiktheater, verwilderte Sprechoper, irrwitzige Groteske. Garantiert ohne ottos mops. Besetzung mit Elias Eilinghoff, Evi Kehrstephan, Bettina Lieder, Hasti Molavian, Nick Romeo Reimann, Julia Franz Richter, Uwe Rohbeck, Samouil Stoyanov | Musiker Igor Gross, Lukas Lauermann | Dirigat Clara Wagsteiner | Live Kamera Thomas Barcal | Regie Claudia Bauer | Bühne Patricia Talacko | Kostüm Andreas Auerbach | Komposition und musikalische Leitung Peer Baierlein | Lightdesign Paul Grilj | Sounddesign Sebastian Hartl | Dramaturgie Matthias Seier Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bI68pSNn8M Pressestimmen Körpertheater mit viel Witz: Das Volkstheater startet mit einem fulminanten Ernst Jandl-Abend durch! Karin Cerny, profil Tosender Applaus und eine unbedingte Empfehlung Bernedette Lietzow, Tiroler Tageszeitung Die Premiere von 'humanistää!' geriet zu einem Triumph. So vergnüglich, gescheit und virtuos hat man die Sprachkunst Jandls schon lange nicht mehr geboten bekommen. Patric Blaser, Die Furche Ein fabelhaftes Komödiantenensemble. Wie sehr Sprache und Sprechen auch Körpergeburten sind, zeigt Claudia Bauers Inszenierung, die eingeschworene Jandl-Fans mit Komödienfreunden im Allgemeinen vereinen könnte. Margarete Affenzeller, Der Standard Ein Fest für Jandl, ein munteres Ringen um Form, ein großer Theaterspaß - und hoffentlich der Ausgangspunkt einer Jandl-Renaissance! (…) Jandls einziges abendfüllendes Stück AUS DER FREMDE zählt mithin zum Besten, was die Dramenliteratur des 20. Jahrhunderts zu bieten hat. Beleg dafür? Derzeit am Wiener Volkstheater! Petra Paterno, Wiener Zeitung Theater, das derart elektrisiert und zu so langem Jubel hinreißt, ist rar. Der Abend ist gerade auf der Textebene enorm präzise gearbeitet, vibriert vor Musikalität, Rhythmus, Energie. Ute Baumhackl, Kleine Zeitung Starkes Ensemble, mitreißender Sound. Das Wien-Debüt von Claudia Bauer kann sich sehen lassen, das Volkstheater hat mit "humanistää!" mit ziemlicher Sicherheit einen Hit. Lang anhaltender Jubel. Sonja Harter, APA Famoser Quatsch, bildgewaltiges Musiktheater, beeindruckend beklemmend. Jandls Arbeit an der Sprache als ein "Nie wieder" ernst und als einen unmöglichen Neuanfang komisch zu nehmen – das gelingt diesem Theaterabend und das ist ganz schön schön. Theresa Gindlstrasser, nachtkritik.de Ein wilder, geistreicher, höchst vergnüglicher Ritt durch das Werk von Ernst Jandl. Julia Fellerer, ORF Wie bei Ernst Jandls Lyrik versteht man auch bei dieser Arbeit am meisten, wenn man sie auf sich wirken lässt, wenn man genussvoll hinhört und hinsieht. Der Witz entsteht hier auf den falschen Fährten, und während man noch kopfschüttelnd lacht, hat man schon kapiert, dass dieser Nonsens keiner ist, sondern sehr viel von uns erzählt. »humanistäa!«, das heißt auch, dass wir uns, ohne den Humor zu verlieren, mit der menschlichen Stupidität konfrontieren lassen dürfen. (…) Selten bekommt man die Möglichkeit, so unterhaltsame, in ihrer unvergleichlichen Artistik einfach schöne Vorstellungen zu sehen, die hochtrabende intellektuelle Auseinandersetzungen und politischen Charakter nicht einfach nur behaupten. So macht Theater, man traut es sich kaum zu sagen, einfach Spaß, und etwas klüger geht man danach trotzdem nach Hause. Barbara Behrendt, rbb Kulturradio Die Regisseurin Claudia Bauer und ihr Ensemble vom Volkstheater Wien machen mit Ernst Jandl gute Laune in der Daseins- und Theaterdepression. Spielen hilft! Ulrich Seidler, Berliner Zeitung The single most astonishing show on a traditional stage is Claudia Bauer’s humanistää!, a surreal and dazzlingly inventive exploration of poetic and dramatic texts by the experimental Austrian writer Ernst Jandl. (…) Bauer is one of Germany’s leading directors, and she created this breathtaking theatrical immersion in Jandl’s playful linguistic cosmos at the Volkstheater in the poet’s native Vienna. (…) Bauer complements the torrent of highly musical texts with startling visuals and energetic performances that beautifully match the rhythm of Jandl’s sound poems. Eight actors perform vigorous and highly choreographed pantomimes and dances amid Patricia Talacko’s shape-shifting set, which is spectacularly lit by Paul Grilj. Throughout, Peer Baierlein’s propulsive music, performed live, accompanies the performers as both their bodies and their voices twist through Jandl’s linguistic games. Eric Zielke, neues deutschland Es ist eine große Wohltat, bei all dem so um Relevanz bemühten, angestrengten Theater unserer Tage einen solchen Sprachkünstler auf der Bühne zu erleben, der die vordergründige Relevanz überhaupt nicht nötig hat. A. J. Goldmann, The New York Times Dass Theater sogar Spaß machen kann, beweist Claudia Bauer mit ihrer furioser Liebeserklärung an Ernst Jandls Sprachspiele, eine Co-Alkoholiker-, Künstler- und Lebenskünstler-Komödie im Konjunktiv mit dem schönen Titel "humanistää!". Schon für diesen tollen Abend hat sich der ganze Aufwand gelohnt. Peter Laudenbach, Süddeutsche Zeitung Read the full article