#bender 🍺

[danet-express]

Did something to show off my shading style n of course it has to be a Game Grumps quote

[yacuam-fanarts]

Bender for one of my school proyects ❗🤖🍺🚀

The idea was to make an infographic illustration about a real or fictional character in which you could see their "personal universe" coming out of their head.

So obviously I chose my boy Bender for this project and I have to say I barely slept because of this but I loved how it turned out.

Let me know if you get all the references!

[guitargodsmentalbreakdown]

₊˚⊹💋🍾NICKLES FRIENDER-BENDER STIMBOARD 4 @sexystevebuscemi 🍾💋₊˚⊹

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+Romantic nickles pimpslap edited by yours truly♥️૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

[asha-mage]

For your request: Mat & Birgitte + bender 🍺

[Send me a character or pairing, and a one word prompt, and I'll write you a drabble!]

Maerion felt the cold wood of the tavern floor before anything else. The rough grain was pressed up sharply against her cheek and her first thought, swimming up through the pounding fog that stuffed her brain, was that she would have to pull out any splinters first thing. She had been to Wise Women and hedge doctors for embarrassing wounds in her time, more then most soldiers even, but infected splinters gained from sleeping on a tavern floor would be a new low.

The rest of sensation filtered back in bits and pieces: Aches and pains made worse by her pounding skull, bruised knuckles and sore ankle, gained in a bar fight she had only the vague outline of in her memory. Their was also a shallow cut on her right shoulder she realized, poorly bandaged, and as she reached over a hand to finger it, she recalled where it had come from: an ill thought out knife fight with a Ebu Dari woman last night. Blood of the Dragon’s bloody birth but everything hurts, she thought to herself as she blinked her eyes open. She had taken far worse wounds in battle, but their was something special and uniquely cutting about the pain that came with night of drunken debauchery. Something that made it sting in a way a simple sword to the gut or broken arm didn’t.

It took longer then she wanted for her vision to resolve into the sight of an empty tavern room- one she didn’t recognize from her foggy memories of the night before. It was mostly in a decent state, which meant she had probably not been there long before passing out. Brilliant noonday light was pouring in through the windows, and just glancing in that direction made her skull feel like it was shattering so she turned away from it even as she sat up.

She gave a start as she saw who was seated beside her, cross legged on the floor. His wide brimmed hat had been pushed up, revealing his smirking face, somehow seeming more clever for the plain black eye patch. Wings of silver ran through his dark hair, and a angry red scar circled his throat, as if from a hanging attempt.

Something clicked into place when she spotted that scar, a memory, a warning rattling loose from the fog.

“You-!” Maerion started sitting up, scrambling for a knife, a dagger, anything at all. She hadn’t recognized him at the start of the events of the night before, and when she had later she had been to drunk to care, but this was-!

“You can’t hold your liquor the way you used to.” He mused leaning back. Maerion blinked not understanding, and not sure if it was her hang over, or his words that where the problem. “But that will change as you grow back into yourself.”

“You’re Inarian, Emperor Consort and Marshal of the-“ Maerion began but he waved her off.

“Yes yes, Marshal General of the Band of the Red Hand. Also, the Hornsounder, the One Eyed Fox, the Butcher of Say’lath, Rodholder of the Ever Victorious Army, and all the rest too.” His smirk had turned into a sour grimace. “The way my wife’s people like to pile titles and names on, it’s a wonder I haven’t been buried yet.” He laughed. “Please, just call me Mat. That was the name I was born with, and it’s still the one I like the best.”

Maerion gaped at him, jaw slack, then shook her head. “But you- why are you drinking in the Rahad?”

The man simply smiled at her. “I heard an old friend was in town and wanted to meet up with her. We used to carouse here, back in the day.” He shrugged.

Something…something twinged in Maerion’s memory. Something from deep beneath the pain of her hanger over, the ache of her muscles. Something that came from the very depths of her marrow. A laugh, sly and mischievous and half smoke. For some reason she remembered this man laughing, but younger, fresher. Closer to her own age. It was impossible. Yet it was there.

Mat seemed to catch on to something was off because his smirk came back and he offered her his hand. “Come on. Let’s get some water in you and that cut looked at by a Wise Woman.”

For reasons she couldn’t explain, Maerion took his hand and nodded.

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Clownie's F/o List (*COMPLETE LIST*)

Here it is, the extended list and not just the notable characters you can view on my pinned post, with additional basic commentary. This is ever-growing as I consume new media because making self-inserts is one of my favourite pastimes. 🫶

Listed in the order I have their tags in in my personal track-keeping document.

Romantic F/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [relationship status or type] [marriage or engagement date if applicable] | [tag] | [tier]

The Joker [DC Comics] | Married (12•04•21) | 🃏A Joker and His Ace🃏 | #1 Main f/o

Wade Wilson/Deadpool [MARVEL Comics] | Married (07•12•22) | 💣Bulletproof Boys💣 | Main f/o

Charles “Chucky” Lee Ray [Child’s Play franchise] | Married (03•19•20) | 🌈Foul-Mouthed Little Fucker🌈 | Main f/o

Betelgeuse [Beetlejuice] | Married (10•01•20) | 🪲Two Bugs in A Rug🪲 [🐞Two Bugs in A Rug🐞] | Main f/o

Jack Torrance [The Shining] | Married (12•31•22) | 🪓Darling - Light of My Life🪓 | Main f/o

Marcus Holloway & Wrench [Watch Dogs 2] | Dating | 💻Hacked into My Heart💻 | Tertiary f/os, haven't finished watching a play through of the game but I really love these characters

Daniel Robitaille/Candyman [Candyman] | Dating | 🐝Daniel is Orange🐝 | Tertiary f/o, I deeply love him but sometimes I get anxious about shipping with him

John Kramer [Saw franchise] | Married (08•17•23) | 🧩The Missing Pieces🧩 | Secondary f/o

Michael Myers [Halloween franchise] | Dating | 🔪The Night He Came Home🎃 | Secondary f/o, occasionally leaning tertiary

Billy Lenz [Black Christmas] | Dating | ☎️Waiting By The Phone☎️ | Tertiary f/o

V/Codename V [V for Vendetta] | Dating | 📺Love Is A Smoke and Is Made With The Fumes of Sighs🧨 | Tertiary f/o

Herbert West [Re-Animator] | Dating | 💚Love Is Nothing More Than a Chemical Scam (Will You Stay by My Side?)💚 | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Dr. Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus [Raimiverse Spider-Man trilogy] | Dating | 🐙6 Arms to Hold You Tight / Does That Make You an Insect???🐙 | He mainly shows up in an AU where I'm in a relationship with both Otto and Norman nowadays, tertiary f/o

Norman Osborn/Green Goblin [Raimiverse Spider-Man trilogy] | Divorced but Still Seeing Each Other | 💵Norman Osborn🎃 | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Anton Chigurh [No Country For Old Men] | Dating | 🐮Sugar Bully🐮 | Secondary f/o

Phillip J. Fry [Futurama] | Dating | 🚀I've Been To The Year 3000🍕 | Tertiary f/o

Bender Bending Rodriguez [Futurama] | Dating | 🤖If I Only Had A Heart🍺 | Tertiary f/o

William Afton [FNaF franchise] | Dating | 🐇My Funny Bunny🐇 | Limbo f/o, I don't really ship with this guy anymore but my headcanon version of him is a blorbo I don't know if I'll ever be able to shake, especially with Matthew Lillard now portraying his film counterpart. FNaF is also kind of just a limbo interest of mine, I care more about playing with the characters like paper dolls than paying any attention to canon lore, etc.

Sweeney Todd [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street] | Married (08•19•21) | 💈I Will Learn to Love Again💈 | Secondary f/o

Cruella de Vil [Cruella] | Dating | 🏎️I Know Something About Love🏎️ | Tertiary f/o

Captain Jack Sparrow [PoTC franchise] | Dating | 🏴‍☠️Drunken Sailor & Bonny Lad🏴‍☠️ | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Jack Skellington [The Nightmare Before Christmas] | Dating | 💀King of Halloween🎃 | Secondary f/o, childhood comfort character

Oogie Boogie [The Nightmare Before Christmas] | Dating | 🐛Lovebug🐛 | Tertiary f/o

Willy Wonka [Charlie And The Chocolate Factory] | Married (02•24•24) | 🍫Sweetest Moments🍫 | Tertiary f/o

Scott Pilgrim & Ramona Flowers [Scott Pilgrim comics] | Dating | ❗Multiplayer❗ | Tertiary f/os

Dr. Hannibal Lecter [NBC's Hannibal] | Dating | 🍽️Ella et Porcus🍽️ | Tertiary f/o

Spamton G. Spamton [Deltarune] | Dating | 📞MORE PERSISTENT THAN A [Pop-up Ad]📉 | Tertiary f/o

Curtis Vaughn [Mississippi Grind] | Dating | ♠️Lucky In Love♥️ | Tertiary f/o

Eric Brooks/Blade [Blade trilogy] | Dating | 🗡️The Daywalker🩸 | Tertiary f/o

Beverly Sutphin [Serial Mom] | Dating | 👗PUSSYWILLOWS DOTTIE!🔪 | Tertiary f/o

Pickles Oblong [The Oblongs] | Dating | 🥒Pickles🥒 | Tertiary f/o

Tony Stark/Iron Man [MCU] | Married (03•10•23) | ⚙️Empire State of Mind⚙️ | Tertiary f/o

Thor Odinson [MCU] | Dating | ⛈️Riders on The Storm⛈️ | Tertiary f/o

Peter Quill [MCU] | Dating | 🪐All Shook Up🪐 | Tertiary f/o occasionally leaning secondary

Egon Spengler [Ghostbusters] | Married (08•25•24) | 👓Spengler Time With Me👓 | Tertiary f/o

Peter Venkman [Ghostbusters] | Married (08•25•24) | 👻You Talk a Lot of Shit (For Someone That Can’t Talk)👻 | Tertiary f/o

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader [Star Wars] | Dating | 🖤Courage Dear Heart🖤 | Tertiary f/o, the only thing I care about in Star Wars honestly

Hellboy [Hellboy 2004] | Dating | 👹And His Heart Was in Their Hands👹 | Tertiary f/o, used to be a pretty big secondary f/o...

Count Dracula [Dracula 1931] | Dating | 🧛Love as Torrid as Blood🧛 | Tertiary f/o, I mostly use Bela Lugosi's Dracula as a base but I do take inspiration and aesthetic choices from Coppola's Dracula as well, especially for my s/i and his backstory

The Medic [TF2] | Married (08•03•22) | 💉I Need A Doctor (Ohh!~)💉 | Secondary f/o

The Spy [TF2] | Married (01•22•22) | 🕵️‍♂️Mes Affections ne sont pas Un Masque🚬 | Secondary f/o leaning Tertiary f/o depending on mood

The Heavy [TF2] | Married (04•15•22) | 🥪Toll & Smol🥪 | Tertiary f/o

Ash Williams [Evil Dead franchise] | Dating | 🍂Good. Bad. He’s The Guy With My Heart.🍂 | Tertiary f/o

Dr. Jack Griffin/The Invisible Man [The Invisible Man (1933)] | Dating | 🤍An Invisible Heart Still Beats🤍 | Tertiary f/o

Severus Snape [Harry Potter franchise] | Married (date n/a) | ⛅He Saw a Glow in The Darkness⛅ | Tertiary f/o, in an ideal world we'd all pretend that Snape is my original character and has no relation to a certain disgustingly bigoted author, though I don't post about him much here because of that... huge comfort character to this day and the source of my obsession with all things Alan Rickman

Leslie Vernon [Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon] | Dating | 🍎Apple of My Eye🍎 | Tertiary f/o

The Janitor/"Nick" [Willy's Wonderland] | Dating | 🧽Cleanliness is Close to Sexiness🧽 | Tertiary f/o

Stitches the Clown [Stitches] | Dating | 🤡A Stitch in Time is Mine🤡 | Tertiary f/o, I haven't talked about him much since seeing the movie but I'm cursed to find all clowns (with exceptions), especially gross and/or scary clowns, attractive 🙈

Logan Howlett/Wolverine [X-Men franchise] | Dating | ❌Lend Me Your Flannel❌ | Tertiary f/o, another character who's source I'm only vaguely familiar with and I really just started shipping with him bc I though Hugh Jackman was hot in this role

Asgore [Undertale] | Dating | ✨Our Love is Magic✨ | Tertiary f/o, my second-longest lasting Undertale crush

Mettaton [Undertale] | Dating/Crush | 🤩🤖 | Tertiary f/o, forever locked in crush limbo and my longest lasting Undertale crush

The Doctor [Doctor Who] | Dating | 🌌The Eternal Playwrights🌌 | Tertiary f/o, I mainly ship with the 10th and 12th regenerations, another childhood comfort character

Norman Bates [Psycho] | Dating | 🦆Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy🦆 | Tertiary f/o

Pennywise [It 1990 miniseries] | Dating | 🎈Urban Legends🎈 | Tertiary f/o leaning Secondary f/o depending on mood

Ronald McDonald [McDonald's] | Dating | 🍟(Ba-da-ba-ba-ba~) I’m Lovin’ Him!🍟 | Tertiary f/o, I told you, all clowns, even mascots, and he may as well be my own character at this point since he hasn't been used in so long

[reggietsunami]

Bender shakes his shiny metal ass to these bangers! 🤖🍺🔥😈🤘🏿

[altocat]

It’s the weekend! HC of AGSZ drunk shenanigans please XD 🍺🍹🍸🍷

Everyone gets TRASHED. Hoo boy...

Angeal:

-Typically just starts laughing at everything, even if it isn't that funny. Literally the dumbest, loudest doofus you could have ever imagined, wobbling about snorting and giggling over complete nonsense.

-Barfed in the big plant pot in the hallway.

-FINALLY had enough courage to ask the cute girl at the front desk out! Go Angeal! You got this! Too bad he's pretty unintelligible and swaying about.

-Has thrown dreams and honor aside for a comfy blankie and some rest. He sleeps for twenty hours after this bender.

Genesis:

-Is in full chaotic gremlin mode, causing all sorts of trouble and being as LOUD as he wants! It’s PARTY TIME and you gotta DEAL WITH IT!

-Has pulled Sephiroth into a corner multiple times for “private time”.

-Is strangely enough the most sure-footed out of all of them? No stumbling or falling. He’s actually even more graceful than ever when he’s like this.

-Humor is sharp enough to cut a knife.

-Takes Sephiroth’s face and nuzzles the hell out of it. Doesn’t care. 

-Has completely forgotten even the most simplest of lines from Loveless??? For some reason, it all completely escapes him.

-Will happily fly out the window if you don’t grab him in time.

-Oh look, that “nuzzle” turned into something else 8′D

Zack:

-Is technically NOT of legal age to drink! Shame on you, Angeal!

-Mostly just gets sleepy and overly chill. Just kinda laying there vibing.

-No one actually knows what he’s saying??

-Spouts random bits of helpful wisdom that break the tension. Might actually be the smartest person in the room at the moment. 

-Will wingman whatever the hell Genesis and Sephiroth are doing in the closet.

Sephiroth:

-Gets oddly visibly shy and easily flustered when drunk. Emotions are suddenly 100% more prominent than his typical stoic façade. It’s pretty cute tbh. 

-A clumsy baby animal. Has run into anything and everything in the vicinity. Sad murder kitten. Having a bad day.

-Is trying his actual best to sound logical and in control. Mostly just ends up wandering into the supply closet and gets lost.

-Is, in fact, completely useless at the moment. Might actually just full-on wander into traffic if no one keeps an eye out.

-Incoherently mumbles some weird shit asking when “Professor Gast is coming back?”

-Ended up kind of just strolling into the lounge and curling up into a ball on the sofa there. No one bothers him. 

Cloud:

-Has to clean up the next day =___=

[artbyjasonleung]

Bender from Futurama 🍺 🤖

[kincarecenter]

🤖 Bender Bending Rodríguez From Futurama 🍺 Fashion Kit 🤖

🍻 Lite Beer Can Enamel Pin

🤖 Futurama Bender Bite My Shiny Metal Ass Face Print T-shirt

🍻 Zip Up Hoodie

🤖 Silver Jeans Metallic Iridescent Silver Pants

🍻 B Necklace

🤖Beer PJ Pajama Pants

🍻 Turtle Howling Shirt

🤖 Save The Planet Bender Shirt

🍻 Bite My Shiny Metal Ass Patch

[danet-express]

For requests [idk if you take nsfw requests, if not ignore this ^^;] maybe shy/submissive bender?

Well I don't think I'd be able to do NSFW requests, but I can still draw a shy Bender :>

[moniqueanrochte]

Tiny mill • #zuidoostbeemster • Tomorrow we’re going on a bender with the girls. It was my 🎂 yesterday, so time for a good night out. There’s this 🚴&beerevent so let’s 👀 if that’s a good combination, and otherwise we’ll probably skip the 🚴, not the 🍻.😊 Happy weekend! 🍺🙂 • (bij Zuidoostbeemster)

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Next morning after a bender.......🍻🍹🥂🍷🥃🍸🍺🍷🥂🍻🍹🍺🍸🥃

[danet-express]

I keep drawing at night and forgetting to post it in the morning oops

Anyway this was originally sketched out by the wonderful @proxy-pages :>

[danet-express]

Trying out my nsft tag for the first time, do not perceive please and thank you (joking but I am a little shy)

Also reminder I use "nightorama" as my nsft tag so block that if you dont wanna see it ^^d

(NSFT under the cut)