#benadryl hat man

[one-time-i-dreamt]

People don’t expect me to have Photokinesis when I look like the Benadryl hat man, but here we are.

[scourge-lover]

Someone should draw art of the Tubi cowboy head vs the Benadryl hat man.

[jokers-prehensile-boner]

u guys avoid benadryl because u dont wanna see the hat man ... meanwhile i am in a healthy, loving relationship with him and we have two kids and a dog

[forggywrites]

I was just telling my mom about the Benadryl Hat Man and she said “like the one behind you?” And I turn around and there’s a guy in a hat just like the hat man’s.

[quackberri]

yeah sorry babe someone else is joining us tonight. yeah he's the tall guy in the corner with the hat. no this isn't cuz of the benadryl what do you mean

[supersonicanimates]

polite looking hat man

would you take 60 benadryl for him

[marshmel-l0w7]

I've been thinking about how Smokescreen wasn't there for half of TFP and

[joshthemaker913]

Protip: Do NOT take 17 Benadryl, unless you want the Benadryl Hat Man to pay a visit.

[dahliadagger]

sir you'll have to specify that a little

[title]

Feel better?

Notorious (1946), directed by Alfred Hitchcock

[deathdetermineslife]

selfship playlist ask game !

🌷 - what's a song off of your playlist that really encapsulates your selfship? what about the song makes you feel that way?

🌸 - what's a song off of your playlist that reminds you of your f/o more than the others? why is that?

💗 - do you have any instrumental songs on your playlist? which one is your favorite? why does it relate to your selfship? if you have no instrumental songs, answer this question with the shortest song on your playlist.

🩷 - which song off of your playlist has the most interesting reason as to why it's on there?

🏩 - which song off of your playlist would be used in an AMV slideshow of fanart between you and your f/o?

🌺 - which song off of your playlist has the most impactful lyrics? why do they mean so much to you?

🍧 - which song's lyrics/title would be used in the title of a fanfiction the fandom would write about you and your f/o?

🧶 - what's the most out of place song on your playlist? why did you add it?

🍬 - if you had to pick one song off of your playlist to assign to the most angsty part of your relationship, which song would that be and why?

💞 - which song off of your playlist would your f/o associate with your selfship, if they were selfshipping with you?

🪷 - which song off of your playlist would the fandom put in TikTok edits of your selfship? why?

🪼 - what's a song off of your playlist that reminds you of your s/i more than the others? why is that?

🍡 - which song off of your playlist would you like to hear on an outing or date with your f/o? why is that?

💒 - if your relationship with your f/o was a movie, what two songs off of your playlist would be the intro and outro songs? why do you think those two songs would fit?

felt like making another music ask game bc I enjoyed the first one I made. forever ago. anyways feel free to send me some, or send some to the person you reblog this from !!!!! :) <3 reblog karma

[victusinveritas]

[stararch4ngelqueen]

TW: Imagine the heart attack Ghost, Price an Konig will have once you introduce them to vapo rub

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The change in seasons definitely affected something in everyone. You always made one thing incredibly clear to him;

Season allergies are a bitch.

He had picked up movement from the corner of his eye at one point, unaware you had trodded out of your warm bed when he snuck off to make something hot to combat October’s chill.

By the time he turned around, you tugged off a folded comforter from the couch’s armrest and settled in on the cushions. A makeshift cocoon, a blanket consisting of oversized yarn tied into decorative knots you had bought from an overpriced store, hiding the body of his lovely person underneath.

With such a unique ability to move quietly, you’d make an incredible assassin in his book.

You didn’t respond when he asked if you wanted tea diluted with copious amounts of sweet honey, or cider. You didn’t move when he carried two steaming mugs, settling them down on the coffee table.

“Hun,” He nudged your shoulder. “Open those eyes. C’mon, you’ve got to tell me how awful I made your drink. Can’t start my day without it.”

Nothing. Not a peep.

The couch slouches with his weight as he sits, strong hands maneuvering to settle along your hip.

“Babe.” He gently shakes your arm with more effort, watching those pretty lashes flutter once you decided to open them.

“Hm?” You finally reply, like a little church mouse.

“C’mere.” His hands gently cradle along your thighs, a rumbled grunt emitting from his chest as he hauls you to sit up. Your sniffles become uneven sonnets, your body trembling like a leaf barely clinging to its dead branch on a dying autumn tree.

“Poor little thing,” he hums, a calloused hand cradling your very warm, very flushed cheek. “Why didn’t you stay in bed? Was barely gone five minutes.”

You pitifully shrug, hanging your head like a guilty child. He clicks his tongue, shaking his head in both amusement and mock disappointment.

With as little to no effort, he slips an arm under your buckled knees and torso, raising you up from the couch, in your expensive chenille blanket.

“Alright, c’mon. Back to bed. I’ll get ya some more Benadryl to help you sleep.”

Not to knock on wood, but if he gets sick after you, he knows your ciders will be heavenly. Especially with a splash of something strong to clear those airways.

[hubernies]

FEH gave me new official art of both halves of my OTP today and the dissonance is so funny. Bernadetta is so beautiful and Hubert is the hat man.

[twooftheluckyones]

He's just jealous. Shamura was willing to be Curly, but forgot.

[sachermorte]

every so often I go on r/dph to see what the people determined to ingest cataclysmic amounts of benadryl are up to