#ben and han solo

[rawyld]

No idea who did this art, but I give credit to them. Ben and Han Solo.

[stealingpotatoes]

i'll never get over Leia naming her son Ben like imagine naming a child after your absentee uncle's fake ID

[galactic-rhea]

First. -> Part Three

We're back at this nonsense.

I'm so sorry (i'm not)

[ljpynn]

I love it when Star Wars is powerful, charasmatic women and the complete jackasses they settle on ♡♡

[millermakes]

“Dad…”

“I know.”

[aestheticforzoe]

:‘)

Bonus:

[star-wars-forever]

[tomatette]

Episode XXIII

Hooray, the in-laws are in town for a visit! more [or click here for more roommate shenanigans]

[marinamar4]

i think the most unreal thing about the sequel trilogy isn't anything about rey… it's the fact that ben didn't know his grandfather

and i don't mean the fact that he was vader, but that, having proven the existence of force ghosts, i'm 100% sure that anakin would have done the impossible to keep an eye on his only grandson

(and cry to obi-wan for being so good to leia that he even named his son ben. obi-wan keeps an eye on him too, but less, he's dealt with enough skywalkers in life to continue stressing out in death, even if baby ben doesn't do any crazy maneuvers yet)

(i imagine him flying toys and spaceships over baby ben to make him fall asleep, and when he grows up, teaching him mechanics and how to deal with r2-d2 and c3-po)

(leia wouldn't be too happy about that, but hey, she's a free babysitter and she knows how to deal with a sensitive little one. the force. anyway, if anyone can figure out how to shoot a ghost with a blaster, it’s her)

(luke has played mediator more times than he can count between father and sister)

so when snoke starts whispering to ben, well, the kid doesn’t pay much attention. he’s heard enough stories about the dark side from his grandfather anakin and his grandfather obi-wan to believe him blindly

and then the darth vader reveal happens. and the first thing ben does is not demand answers as to why he wasn’t told sooner, but laugh. because he finds it funny that one of the most feared creatures in history is the same one who disappears when his mother gives him a dirty look, who looks like a scolded puppy when his friend tells him something, who runs away from a green goblin so he doesn't hit him with a cane, and seriously, why doesn't anyone believe ben when he says he's seen darth vader's ghost cry during sad moments in romantic holo-movies?

and when snoke insists that his grandfather would want ben to continue his "legacy" of oppression, ben dismisses him and says "yeah, no. all my grandfather wants is for me to continue flying spaceships and fixing droids. oh, and also, the only thing he agrees with my mother on is that I should get a good girlfriend, marry her, and have lots of babies. for something they both agree on, i'm not going to ignore that!

[clqoo]

i got bored

[spiderbae2319]

When the entire sequel trilogy could’ve been avoided by canon DinLuke

Ben: Wow cool helmet Uncle Din, can I try it on?

Din: Sure kid

Ben: *puts on the force resistant beskar helmet* Wow! I can’t hear the evil voice in my head telling me “I should do murder” anymore!

Luke, Han, and Leia: …the what?

[stealingpotatoes]

Also: in the DinLuke adopting Rey AU, how does the Ben Solo storyline evolves? (I don't mind a bit of DinLuke angst tbt)

leia simply does not let it evolve <3

[galactic-rhea]

"Luke: Hero of the Rebellion, the movie" Part 1 of 3.

Got this super dumb idea and it wouldn't let me alone. There will be other two of this, because that way it's funnier and also very meta, you know? Three parts? A trilogy?

EDIT: PART TWO IS HERE AND IS AWFUL(?) -> Part 2

EDIT: So I guess it has a Part 3

[omgahgase]

anakin: how old did you say you were?

din: thirty-four, sir

anakin: ah, another concerningly large age gap between yet another child of mine and their partner

luke: dad, don't say it like that! din isn't some old bag of bones

anakin: no, i suppose not

han: hey, this old bag of bones can still move! how else did you get a grandson?

leia: oh force help me

anakin:

padme: anakin, put the knife down

[rawyld]