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A second entry for @macgyvercairo, look at me go :D
This is a possible bit in a story for @lailuhhh , although this could be seen a disturbing one shot/start new to a story as well
James MacGyver stood in a corner of the room. He was in a hazmat suit, Jack Dalton stood next to him covered in a similar outfit, blue and black with a see-through section for his face. They were a bizarre duo, the room itself was an odd place as well, it was white with strips of colour at the top of the walls.
#cairo day 2023#Cairo Day 2#hidden injury#bruises#Angus MacGyver#angus macgyver whump#Jack Dalton#mac and jack#James Macgyver bashing#james macgyver is a bastard#Jack worrying about Mac when he has only just met him#emotional whump#bad doctors#being spied on#being trapped
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A random account on here suddenly popped up for me last year when escaping my abuser, and it was around the time I admitted that psychedelics helped me realize I was being groomed. Their motto was “Psilocybin Saved The Princess” and then messaged me saying “omg it’s been 10 years since we spoke.”
10 years ago I was practically in high school. I don’t really speak to many from that time, due to being perceived as a homophobe for something that was outside of my control. Being told I “outted” someone that cheated on me was my queue to leave everyone behind.
They then proceeded to say “so we’re basically dating now.”
I had no idea who it even was. Why would I even “date” a fake Tumblr account. If I’m not getting dicked down, we’re clearly not dating…
I don’t know what they wanted, but it was the worst time to ever receive messages like that on my personal page that I just journal and reblog art from. It really frightened me.
I hope I never have to deal with that again.
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05x05
Remember the episode where Wilson pretended he was doing drugs and dating a sex worker after he realised that House was spying on him 😐
#WHAT IS ERONG WITH YOU!!!!#Like yes House started spying on Wilson which is Weird#but Wilson instead of being uncomfortable or whatever#*noticed* that someone was spying on him (which none of the other people who were spied on did)#and decided to pull this shit#He planted fake evidence all excited for House to find them and trick him#Is this their idea of play? Are they playing?#Is this their old man equivalent of hide and seek on the playground?#BECAUSE THATS NOT NORMAL#house md#wilson#james wilson#hilson#wouse#gregory house#greg house#doctor house
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Okay but have we thought about how scary odysseus interacting with the gods /his knowledge about such things it must have been for his crew?
Its well known that odysseus is Athenas favorite, even before the Trojan war. But what does that look like from the outside? Are their conversations in some other plain? Does odysseus sometimes just glaze over and you just have to trust its a god speaking to him and not aome other fit? Out in the open? During the war odysseus was frequently doing really bizarre things on Athena's say so. Bit you also know your captain is a freak and lier so which is it this time? The gods will or odysseus just tucking with you? There's a little wariness there. But it's well known. And been like this forever.
But then you start encountering more monsters. More gods. They all talk to your captain. Your captain stops sleeping. Your go between for you and the captain starts committing crimes against the captain, starts bad mouthing him. More of your friends have died then in ten years of war. And every other day there's a new god talking to your captain. What mortal man has the interest of this many gods? What mortal man can get up in the gods faces to yell at them. What mortal man has the powers to overcome the witches they encounter the power to over turn gods spells? What mortal man's tongue is so gilded he convinces these powers to help them? And doubt comes creeping in.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#odysseus#Odysseus's crew#outsider pov my beloved#But no seriously what does odysseus's life and causal interactions with the gods look like from the average man#Is your captain being weird because of the gods or because he's fucking with you and is about to laugh in your face#It's 50/50 either way and how do you tell#I have many thoughts and feelings about odysseus's unnamed crew#Typing this out I just realized that odysseus's crew don't know how he got circle on their side#All they know is he waltzed into her palace was not affected by her magic and then convinced her to turn everybody back and help them#The conspiracies that must exist around this man#Also odysseus got Athens blessing as a child how did he change after that?#How did eury and pilties feel about their interactions being spied on by a goddess?
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do yall ever think about how Killing Eve would’ve been insanely popular on tumblr if it was about men instead
#tumblr hates women actually#i fucking love killing eve#it’s lesbian hannibal#like look me dead in the eyes and tell me if it wasn’t about to gay male spies being insane and unhinged and in love then it wouldnt be#killing eve#hannibal#hannigram#villanelle#villaneve
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annual self indulgent curtwen bday drawing (a little late in my timezone technically but whateverrrrr)
#can you tell im in a wintery mood#translation: i wore my wool jacket for the first time this year yesterday#also can you see my character evolution im not drawing them cuddling on my bday anymore i draw them being cunty in shitty kicthens#i may or may not love drawing kitchens more than curtwen#look out for a kitchen zine soon#spies are forever#tin can bros#saf#art#fanart#saf fanart#owen carvour#agent curt mega#spies are forever fanart#tin can bros fanart#tcb#tcb fanart#curtwen
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an au where dovewing trains in the dark forest instead of ivypool....
#draws#warrior cats#dovewing#ivypool#dovewing still has her powers and all that but the df decides to manipulate her instead. seeing how she could be a lot of use to them#she knows what she's doing by siding with them because she resents being part of a prophecy against her will#along with other things like lion and jay looking down at her. feeling replaced by hollyleaf etc#and is like well at least i'm liked for who i am here. and by the time she realises they're using her as well she's kinda in too deep#turned one of the prophecy cats against them. she gets redeemed in the end though because i heart her#idk what role ivypool would play in this au maybe she still spies by sneaking into the df since dovewing probably wouldn’t do it
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something really quick based on this text post. They would say this.
#inside out 2#pixar inside out#inside out disgust#inside out embarrassment#spy au#agent verte#agent roz#gene art#disgust#embarrassment#additional thoughts: roz does this a lot in passing#and verte is always genuinely surprised by it every time#she's never met someone who's as dedicated to being by her side as roz is..#she kinda plays it off lowkey (verte voice yyyyou dont have to do that buddy) but roz IS just that loyal to her and the rest of the spies#roz signing: women.. get behind me.. kneeling knight emoji#. anyways theyve been driving me crazy nuts these past few days. sorry
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Ango: I'm sorry, I was a traitor and a spy all along. I understand if you never want to see me again. Dazai: You've betrayed me so severely, that this emotional wound will never heal and I'll feel it's terrible ache for the rest of my life. -- Tachihara: I'm sorry, I was a traitor and a spy all along. I understand if you never want to see me again. Hirotsu: Nuh-uh! Get adopted, idiot!
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd ango#bsd tachihara#bsd hirotsu#was thinking about the contrast between people's reactions to Ango and Tachihara being spies#and it made me laugh#I'm sure this joke's probably been made before
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Curtwen Week Day 2: Chimera
#woah- an Owen centric piece from me?#really branching out this week wow#in all seriousness tho- I did enjoy drawing this and I’ve realized I simply must draw Owen more#because I like drawing him#lotta angst potential with this guy#love him#definitely one of THE characters ever#anyways something something Owen right after the fall being saved by chimera#uhhhh fun fact now#fun fact: the most widely eaten fruit in the world is the banana#(but I’m allergic to them so if I were Curt the incident simply wouldn’t have happened)#AHEM anyways#spies are forever#tin can bros#tin can brothers#Curtwen week#Curtwen week 2024#Curtwen#owen carvour#agent owen carvour#Joey richter#spies are forever fanart#my art#tw blood#cw blood
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You probably get this all the time, and I don't know why I only thought about this now, but I'm suddenly fascinated by the idea of a government employee who knows about the Upside Down that has been tasked with keeping an eye on Eddie's TikTok page and just constantly being so frustrated
I never get this but I have thought about it at length!!! Lol.
I just picture one overworked and underpaid agent being tasked with the whole *hand waving* Hawkins Situation.
There used to a time when the Hawkins Project was a coveted position given to the best agents with the highest clearance, but now… Now all the gates to the other world have been closed. There’s been no activity in three decades. Brenner’s dead. The Russians defuncted their projects. The girl – Eleven or Jane, or whatever – hasn’t blown anything up since the nineties.
The Hawkins job is a babysitting job with CIA-level clearance, and it’s just… it was supposed to be a cakewalk but. There’s just… there are so many of them.
And for a while, they were spread all over the country.
One of them is a US Senator now and she called the head of the FBI ‘a bitch’ and ‘a coward’ on a hot mic last week, and maybe.
Maybe for the sake of national security and their own sanity, maybe this agent pulled a few strings and dotted a few more I’s than they’re authorized to just to get Lucas Sinclair, Maxine Mayfield-Sinclair, Dustin Henderson, Nancy Wheeler, and Robin Buckley back in Chicago.
Maybe they did that. There’s no paper trail, but maybe they did.
It’s easier to keep track of a ‘party’ of people if most of them are in the same state.
This Party – as they fondly call themselves – barely qualified as a threat anymore. They are barely a concern at this point. Only a few of them are considered dangerous enough to require anything more than the occasional check-in. Those people being Jane Hopper, James ‘Jim’ Hopper, Nancy Wheeler, Murray Bauman, and – much to this agent’s annoyance – Edward Munson.
Eddie wouldn’t be a cause for concern if he wasn’t so goddamn loud. He is in no way a threat to national security but the CIA doesn’t love when people allude to a defuncted Cold War project that resulted in an inter-dimensional serial killer murdering a bunch of small town high school students.
This agent does not believe that Eddie Munson knows what an NDA is or that he signed one.
It is one thing to write songs about demon bats and hell spilling into small town Americana or to make your album cover resemble the charred remains of Henry Creel’s disfigured body (‘yeah’ the agent thinks, ‘you’re not that slick, Munson’) but it is something else to announce to your millions of TikTok followers that you got rabies in a hell dimension.
This agent does not have enough pull to persuade Congress to outright ban TikTok and actually thinks that a TikTok ban would be an overreach of government control, but damn if it would not have made their life easier. Though they fear that Munson would just go to YouTube and the idea of longer content makes them shiver.
And by the way, this agent expected better from Steven Harrington!
This agent liked Steve! He was one of their favorites!!
Steve didn’t make waves. He lived a quiet life, paid his taxes, and barely had a social media presence. He was an absolute dream to be monitoring until Eddie downloaded that cursed clock app.
Steve was never viewed on the same threat level as Jane Hopper or Murray Bauman, but he was a closely monitored subject due to his long-term injuries and his time spent in the alternate dimension and the Russian bunker under Starcourt Mall. Despite close monitoring, there is no note in his file of any digression until Eddie started shoving Tiktok in his face.
This agent sits in their office at the CIA’s Chicago location.
In the basement, at the end of a long dusty corridor, beneath a buzzing fluorescent light, they get a notification on their computer. It’s from Tiktok, and this agent breathes in slowly. They rub at the forming headache between their brows and names it Eddie Munson.
They click the notification, waits a second for the shitty wifi to bring them to the app, and watches as Steve Harrington says, “Technically we’re time travelers.”
And they sigh.
#Two things I love: (1) Steve being the only one that truly thinks they’re being spied on and#(2) some guy in a middle management-like job having to keep track of all the dumb shit they do#this agent is the reason Eddie gets stopped by the TSA every time he flies. It’s revenge#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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It took far longer than it should have to search for it on the internet, but I managed to find the Spy vs Spy cameo from Hanna-Barbera's mid-1980's MAD animated special. The entire feature was never released to the public, but a small portion of it has been uploaded to youtube.
#spy vs spy#black spy#white spy#If I remember correctly this is the second time the spies were animated! The first being in the 1974 special.#someone posted a meme with this clip earlier and a few people were wondering what the source was
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atwow hot take:
if jake had said his "son for a son" shit out loud and spider had heard him, he would have been so beyond pissed, he would be seeing red.
spider loved his little siblings so much, neteyam included, even after they grew apart. he loved them like they were his own blood and protected them like they were too (we see a lot more of them together in the comics, where spider is the big brother without a doubt). neteyam's death most certainly rocked him hard, even if he hasn't really been able to show it (how could he? he's already going through all the shit with his dad and the RDA and their nonsense, he can't grieve around neytiri, he's just so tired after it all. he doesn't have the room or the energy to grieve yet)
so if jake had the audacity to say that to/around spider not even a few hours after he watched his little brother get shot after coming to save him, after he stared at the bullet hole in his back, after he watched him take his last breaths, after he watched the light leave his eyes, after he watched his little brother die for him; if he said that while his little brother's body lay in a pool of his own blood not even ten feet away, not even cold yet, blood still clinging to his chest, the scent of it still filling the air: he would have lost his shit.
because the disrespect for his brother is wild.
jake was an active player in spider's neglect and abuse for the last 16 years, he let it happen, he helped it happen. he tried to send spider with the humans, tried to take him away from his siblings, from the forests, from eywa to live with his foster family that didn't love him (not to mention Nash was an asswipe of epic proportions) and the RDA of all people. he had referred to spider as a stray animal since he was little. he was the reason spiders life was hell.
and after all that, years and years of putting him in shit positions and allowing him to suffer the fate of being forever unloved and uncared for (by an adult authority figure, cause I love the kids, but they don't make up for the gap left by a parent), this is what it took for jake to care about him? his little brother had to die in front of him first? he had to be traded out to fill the space of a corpse, to fill in the gap left by his little brother's death?
in canon, spider was in deep in shock with nothing to break him from it, he wasn't in the place to really think about any of it, and I'm sure we're gonna see this anger in the coming movies, but if jake had said it out loud, that would have been enough to snap spider right out of it, and he would have given jake a piece of his mind, I just know it.
#he loves neteyam too much to let jake do that. to say that. he'd never allow it.#spider is such a good big brother. he loves his siblings too much.#if jake had said that to his face there would have been hell to pay. regardless of how out of it spider was with shock/grief/pure exhaustio#spider doesn't even care about the disrespect being done to him by that statement. he just cares about neteyam.#cause how could a father say that? how could he just move on. fill the gap with a “stray” as he puts it. take him in after all he'd done to#him? it wasn't fair#it wasn't fair to him and it most certainly wasn't fair to neteyam#I love spider. he deserves a family that loves him and wants him. he wants it. but this is not what either of us asked for.#that line has always rubbed me wrong. and it would have rubbed spi wrong too. I just know it.#I really hope we see spider express his rightful anger/disgust to this whole thing next movie#though I worry he will be too busy feeling guilty over everything and feeling like he just has to be grateful. but one can hope.#he deserves to be angry#and his dynamic with neteyam deserves to be explored. cause its a crime that it was ignored in the movie.#avatar 2#avatar the way of water#spider socorro#miles spider socorro#miles socorro#neteyam#neteyam sully#neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan#jake sully#I wanna punch that man so hard istg. I can't with him. I won't say I hate him. but lord have mercy I can't with him.#my baby boys deserved better#spider was neteyam's big brother. that's my agenda#we need to talk about them more
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Owen → Cringe gays [affectionate] → Wife
[cowboy au]
#Dear google how draw wohuhman?#google how draw whamun#google wamnahamanan how?#Almost scrapped the second panel because its soo... so lazy...but i stayed strong even tho my eye is twitching#Saf#spies are forever#Cowboys are forever#art#fanart#Agent curt mega#Owen carvour#Tatiana Slozhno#Yee-hawen Carvour - Tat-yee-haw-na - and Curt... uh... curt yee??... Curt yee-meg-haw#anyway there we go - i promise i’m done with the cowboy stuff [for now]#at least posting it#Also me drawing/making clothes: how boring can i possibly make these... lets see#why is a brit and a russian even out here being cowboys? we'll never know#I should have drawn curt with a head shot as well because i really need to do him some justice but to late now!#Cowboys your spies#i realized all my “fan-oc”’s[which i said i don’t really do] are animals - Chat am I cringe/hj
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a hastily-drawn jacob marley owen carvour because I've been thinking about this post since yesterday
bonus (even more hastily-drawn) doodle:
#spies are forever#saf#tcb#tin can bros#a vhs christmas carol#vhs christmas carol#vhscc#starkid#owen carvour#agent curt mega#my art#3 spirits is genuinely one of my favourite starkid songs it's very good#I apologise for the lack of rendered art recently#my art tablet is currently being repaired :')
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