#being sexless

[worshipfulmercy]

i have so many thoughts about his gender and how he's kind of textually a woman and/or abinary (read tags if interested)

[danielsarmand]

if you view viktor as asexual or aroace (for, like, actual reasons and not out of blatant ableism) all the power to you but my personal headcanon which is now a core belief of my person is that viktor is lowkey a sex god with a moderate-to-high sexual appetite and has plenty of experience (WAY more than jayce) because whenever he is particularly stressed he winds down by fucking random men who end up forever changed by the encounter

[sassypantsjaxon]

lulaw summarized

[ochrogasting]

body feelings

[pineapple-cheese-bread]

Man I really looked at the options for Gender and Sexuality and just said no❤️

[whatudottu]

Wouldn't it be funny for the hot doctor Knock Out to not actually be that big a fan of sex. Still tho- it doesn't stop him from tormenting his husband with horny thoughts <3

Hah, instead of leaving him cold and sleaveless in just scrubs alone, I gave dear KO a puffy racer jacket (you know damn well it's ruby red), and to give himself an excuse to wear it in the medbay and on the field, he's got the Decepticon medical symbol patched on his arms :)

hmm does the implied impregnation mean i need to tag this as something?

[dykeboychewtoy]

You're editing vaguely-patriarchal "forcemasc" motivational poster memes about a dad showing you how cool it is to be a man. I am being gagged, injected with T, and shoved under her skirt to get hopelessly wet and hard and desperate off her smell for as long as she wants until she finally ungags me so I can eat her out like a ravenous beast. We are not the same.

[littjara-mirrorlake]

happy pride month to every core-born phyrexian with pronouns

[mithliya]

i feel like some of you do genuinely need to go offline tho bc of all things to have a victim-complex about, being simply told not to date men should not be one of them. that is quite literally what every woman has been raised to believe her purpose is. women are literally treated as inferior failures with no value if we, for whatever reason (including innate sexuality), do not want to be with men. you will live through your boyfriend being called jakey, and you will also live through being told you're not a radfem because you have a boyfriend. it will not kill you, i promise. you will be ok. go offline, kiss your precious boyfriend, and maybe go on a nice picnic date together so you can remember just how normal and accepted, even encouraged, heterosexual relationships are.

[aziraphales-bentley]

i love that crowley thirst traps are like

*crowley walking* *crowley drinking wine* *crowley sitting gayly* *crowley smirking evilly*

and then for aziraphale its like

*aziraphale saying his own name with a silly little moustache drawn on* *aziraphale with tiny glasses* *aziraphale straightnening his bowtie* *aziraphale smiling tenderly*

[thealogie]

doctor who is about a “man” being so unbelievably sexually repressed about women but going full whore with the first gay man they interact with (many such cases)

Sometimes a gender-shifting alien person ruins the life of every single woman they’ve ever met because, well…..

[aropride]

teenage boys "cant control their hormones" so nobody can wear tank tops in high school. but also teenagers are "too young to know" if theyre ace or bi or gay or whatever else. make it make sense -_-

[bennidraws]

they're what kids these days call "toxic" 😞

(something something being an asshole who enjoys provoking his partner but being married to a wife that got diagnosed with hysteria)

[tomwambsgans]

when he goes out of his way to tell everyone that he likes women but in the process alludes to a song where the protagonist specifically fails to have sex with a woman

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

I'm sorry to impart this knowledge on you but there's an Altmer woman in the Shivering Isles who's horny as all hell for men and I think she gets around (it's also implied Sheogorath gets around).

As well I'd be down to get with Farwil Indarys.

STOP!! STOPNIT!!!! IM DYING!!!!!! YOUARE KILLIGN ME!!!!!!!!! IM INNOCENT !!!!!!! !! !

[blightworn]

ooc. what if i made a sideblog for mr. house. what if i did that.