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faggymutt · 9 months

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get me to 150 n ill post ass

#stone says #being deadass btw

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jesterofcringe · 2 months

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can you guys yell at me so im motivated to finish writing my fucking drafts

#this is a formal apology for playing overwatch instead of writing ur requests #being deadass btw #please yell at me im being serious #ive been sitting on those for weeks #“shit happens” no my overwatch main is rly pretty i couldnt help it #im just a boy #who is super behind on requests #sorry chat

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eclaire-went-bam · 4 months

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bro wtf i loaded rdr2 & while in big valley, got attacked by a cougar. fair, i was in cougar territory. killed it. started heading up to the nearby trapper to sell the hide & carcass. on the way there, got mauled by a grizzly bear.

thought that was weird, bcs i thought the bear only spawned if the cougar wasn't there. shrugged it off. killed it. started going to trapper again.

sold cougar, went back to bear to skin it, BUT ANOTHER BEAR SPAWNED IN THE SAME PLACE & MAULED ME. oh btw both times my bolt action turned into a varmint after it mauled me ??

anyways i sell them. leave. IMMEDIATELY WHEN I GET ON THE PATH A PACK OF WOLVES SURROUND ME and right before i fire my first bullet BOUNTY HUNTERS SPAWN & THEY HEAR. i run, shoot the wolves, the bounty hunters try killing me so i kill them — MORE SPAWN IN THE SAME AREA ? and in the middle of it, my horse just fucking Levitated Straight Into The Air & Died Mid-Air before we both fell

finish off the hunters & revive my horse

& IMMEDIATELY AFTER WHILE I'M SKINNING THE WOLVES MORE SPAWN ???????

#i let the bears maul me bcs i'm tryna get the achievement lmao #imagine my disappointment when both times it changed my gun to a varmint so i couldn't kill it in time #so they probably didn't count 😭#& i clipped all of this. my horse didnt die after hitting the ground when it flew #it deadass floated up before dying in the air #this all happened within 11 minutes btw #literally nonstop full night's (in-game) worth of being hunted by animals & people alike #all i wanted to do was find opossums from evening to morning but instead i was trying not to DIE #got some money off pelts & loot ig?? 😭#i was laughing so hard when my horse died mid-air that i missed like 2-3 medium range shots on deadeye right after #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #rdr2

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sneeg-snag · 1 month

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did i ever tell yall that one of my first thoughts after like. fully processing the fact i was Just In A Car Crash was "oh i have GOT to listen to the jrwi meat room episode to calm down rn"

#ros talks #im being so deadass btw

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presidentheartbeat6 · 5 months

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cuties (:

#I actually really like how this turned out.............#my art #temeraire #john granby #william laurence #tenzing tharkay #this picture is after a few drinks btw #I think Laurence secretly likes being touched but yk he's very stoic and he REFUSES to ask for it so everyone kind of assumes he doesn't??#but it. comes out a lil when he's drunk.#Tharkay is very unused to it but he's definitely not. opposed. to being touched. especially if its by Laurence...#Granby meanwhile does this all the time.#hes always falling asleep on people and clapping them on the shoulders and nudging them with his hip to get their attention #but it takes him like a bajillion years to hug Laurence for the first time cuz yk. Laurence is. Laurence.#and Laurence is also hesitant to initiate things like that bc he doesn't want to be weird (ITS NOT WEIRD TO HUG YOUR BEST FRIEND LAURENCE.)#tharkay meanwhile has never had very much desire to get close to someone physically or paid very much attention to it #and then he meets Laurence. who barely ever touches anyone. and suddenly whenever their hands brush tharkay is hyperaware of it #I have no idea what I'm saying #I've got a big fat cold and I deadass almost took my ADHD meds on accident instead of ibuprofen... it's 11pm.#that is to say. I'm a touch delirious #so I apologize sincerely if I completely mischaracterized them

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constellarcreator · 1 month

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trolls 🤝 fairly oddparents

you can write/draw mpreg all you want and no one cares because it's canon

#bat chatter #I'M BEING DEADASS BTW.

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tobgan · 1 year

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this account is dead but i think it adds flavour

anyway ive been so out of the sanders sides fandom but i still ship logince !

#sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #roman sanders #ts roman #logan sanders #ts logan #logince #i feel like .. it’s disrespectful to put an art taglist .. after leaving people hanging for so long ..#idk if its rude or not im a grandma when it comes to tumblr despite being on the app for years #toad draws #WOW IT FEELS WEIRD TO TAG THAT #btw this isnt me saying im gonna be active on this account #deadass js wanted to make a logince post to show that i still love them and leave for another decade

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sillyprettyfairy · 1 year

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Wait...what if we had a doll brand theme song tournament...

#i'm being deadass btw #monster high #rainbow high #ever after high #barbie #bratz #shadow high #lol surprise

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intotheelliwoods · 1 year

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I got new glasses finally and my brain is ooaoaoaooaoa ooao um adjusting (im having a time)

#nonsense #I needed new glasses so bad #my old ones were straight up being held together by DUCT TAPE #but are the new duct tape free glasses worth the 3 day brain pain we will see #btw if you ever want to know what I look like I deadass look like chicken little #that meme of “stop saying I look like chicken little” but you see I actually look like chicken little and I am very much a coward #I know if I focus on 2al that will hopefully distract from the new glasses pain #.... do I post this on main or my goddamn turtle blog.#..... do I post this on my few hundred followers blog or my few thousands followers blog hmm.#god I really need to do a follower milestone thing #again probably maybe a dtiys #but uhhh ummmm erm after the twist how about that #anyways hello fandom sideblog my beloved how are there so many of you following me #what #WHAT what #slowly but surely getting used to the idea that im a “big” blog oops #im literally chicken little #why am I big #am I chicken big?#im chicken big.#goodbye #enjoy tag ramble

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batsplat · 3 months

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marc marquez letting an italian pass him at assen? *insert here a generic joke about rossi being mad*

had marc been a real hater he’d take off the wheels and win by 16 seconds riding only chassis after receiving a tyre pressure warning

a sequel to phillip island 2003, I like it conceptually

this is his problem. (giving him a pass this weekend, see you after the summer break.) he's not enough of a hater these days, he needs to find his way again... he needs to remember some of his best work is fuelled by spite... I remember his misano 2017 where he simply refused to lose that race after those italian fuckers had gotten his head hot... he knows this is how his brain works, he can channel this, he's seen the script... misano 2019, let's not forget, he'd just lost two back-to-back dramatic last lap duels... sure, he might have been walking the championship with insulting ease, but he still had something to prove... and what does he do? he stalks the yamaha riders on friday. in misano. he comes out on track during saturday qualifying ahead of dovi and valentino, decides to dawdle and let them past. and then he jumps on valentino's rear tyre. in misano. in the first year in which valentino just wasn't an on-track rival any more he had any real competitive reason to fuck with. but had the intention of using valentino to go faster. in misano

and then he gets super mad about the resulting drama and ends up snatching the win in the subsequent last lap duel against the rookie brat who is way harder to be a hater of!! that was proper hating, like that was a weekend long masterclass in hating. man touched down on italian soil and had a mission

anyway unfortunately I do think it's harder these days, like you can't just do that to any italian? what's he gonna do at assen, get all heated up when fighting diggia - a man I regularly forget does actually have a proper vr46 link now courtesy of riding for their team - for pee five? back in the day, he did have the decency to only ever finish behind an italian at assen when one of said italians was valentino (on three occasions, '13 '15 '17)... he used to show some respect for the narrative... but y'know some good old spite probably really would help him in weekends like that to keep it together a bit more. he's got to get something going with pecco for his own sake. in assen he probably never had the pace with all the spite in the world... next year, we'd better be cooking something special

#the FUNNIEST thing about misano 2019 is that valentino was deadass just minding his own business for once in his life #you can low key tell in his interviews afterwards where he's just kinda. stares at camera. it is what it is #valentino just being a sort of free spite dispenser for marc for much of his premier class time is funny but also feels like a cheat code #like god are you going to put any effort into creating your own feuds or are you just going to coast off this one for years? lazy #//#brr brr #batsplat responds #marc should've had two italians on the podium with him at assen 2018 #but dovi randomly decided to become a terrorist for like half a minute and that was that #nobody needs to fact check this. i just have this vision in my head of dovi placing his bike in a creative place into turn one #this ask WAS responded to before saturday but there was a bunch of drafts i dozed off before getting out there... so just gonna dump now #btw i still think pecco might run off with assen next year lol. like he just clicks with that track!!#he does love some rossi speciality tracks but his father was Not racking up mugello or assen wins by big margins lol #average pecco mugello win: clears the field by five seconds. perfectly in control all weekend. leisurely sunday stroll. never in doubt #average valentino mugello win: Why Are There Claw Marks On Each Of The Podium Riders. Valentino Did You Try To Scratch Their Eyes Out #current tag

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pine-arten · 1 year

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i spent all yesterday making a semi-realistic slugcat base. i used sphinx cats as a reference, so they’re pretty cat like here

i imagine they hold themselves different than an actual cat though, plus more robust shoulders for bipedal-ism

this is the survivor btw :) i think i’ll do monk next

#pinemartart #rain world #rain world downpour #rw downpour #slugcat #rw survivor #rain world survivor #I SWEAR I'LL FINISH MY OTHER DRAWINGS I JUST. um. looks at my 21 hours in terraria this past week #i've been busy ahaha #also i can't draw everyday i think my arm would deadass fall off #or even every other day for that matter #btw cat legs are kind of fucked up looking #does anyone want my design traits for slugcats . i think about them and how they work #like they probably have some sort of throat pouch to hold things #plus they have 3 digits . which is interesting #they probably have a stiffer spine in comparison to actual cats. as it helps with being bipedal. i imagine they're still decently flexible #though since they can turn around in tunnels #they do have a collarbone . cats have like almost none. but slugcats have more. not as much as we do though #and they most likely have 6 breasts as they're mammals to me. they're cats #there is lots of loose skin around their limbs too btw. for flexability #helps them stretch . and cats too #cats have so much loose skin. and their skin is so thin #i imagine slugcats would have thicker skin #also their tail is pretty big compared to other things. so i imagine they use it for fat reserves and storage. like for hibernation #also i have thoughts about gourmond so i think i'll do them after monk #making a whole ass essay in here

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jils-things · 3 months

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fontaine stuff blahblah

before the trial even started i was like. "watch. the twins are going to be not what they seem." AND I WAS RIGHTTTTTT OUUHHHHHH I DIDN'T THINK THEY'RE FATUI BRUHHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I KNEW THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE KNAVE BUT NOT LIKE THISSSSSS

THE WHOLE COURT GIMMICK IS MY FAV FOREVER. IT GIVES ME SO MUCH ACE ATTORNEY AND DNGRNP VIBES ITS SOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

LIKE THISSSS FUCKS SEVERELY UGHHH the court record thing reminds me of aa so much and then the CRIME RECAP (SEE IMAGE) IS DEFINITELY THE CLOSING REMARKS FROM DNGRNP LIKE DHHDHFHDHDSS MY GOOUYDGHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH

MY HUMSS ASS IS SHAKING ‼️‼️‼️‼️

#IM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE REST #NAVIA WAS SO NICEEEE #furina is such a confusing gal to me. she doesn't feel like an archon as they say #she's not uptight like ei or zhongli #she's a bit too irresponsible. cant say if its better than worse to compare to venti #im so surprised by how she's. failing at the case when shes the god of justice #well its hard to even say shes the god of justice when she seems to prioritize being cool or smthhh #well ill be sure to discover everything about her in due timeee #btw i deadass fell for many stunts that lyney pulled in his presentation like #i was like. oh this is gonna go smoothly. oh hang on no maybe not oh. wait wait hes cooking. wait someoem fucking DIED #~ rambling #genshin hours #anyways hi #sorry uptight is not the right word. like someone who executes high authority that's what i meant

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azul1462 · 10 months

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