#beige/

[fruitfloats]

the idea of jason hitting his head on doorways and tripping on his own feet because he got so big so fast is devastating btw

he doesnt fit in old hide aways, his hands can cover whole book pages.

he never got to experience puberty in a way that made his body feel like his

[tiger-grace]

Superman: I haven’t seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?

Bruce: Rehab.

Superman, worriedly: Oh, I’m so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you don’t mind me asking, what for?

Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.

[sixth-light]

so one of the things I was vaguely aware of before reproducing was that people hold a lot of anxiety around the gender of babies and 'wrongly' gendering babies (i.e. failing to guess correctly based on their clothes and appearance what their genital configuration is) and having now had a baby: wow, yes, they really do.

I take an extremely laissez-faire approach to baby clothes because like, they are constantly being thrown up on and grown out of and so on, what matters is that they are clean and easy to put on and I am not spending $$$$$ on them. as long as the colour/design is not directly offensive, it's fine. what this means is that people are quite frequently 'misgendering' the baby and then falling over themselves to apologise about it.

and, like, I haven't even had a chance to dress him in anything pink yet; this is based on rules I didn't expect like 'anything with flowers or sparkly bits on it is for girls only'. equally, I do not care when this happens because it's an irrelevancy, but THEY care to make sure I am not offended. so I have started telling them "look, he's only [x] months old; his gender is baby."

and you know what? you'd be surprised how many otherwise average heterosexual people process this and go "huh, yeah, I guess it is." there is a tiny amount of hope for the future after all.

[academic-vampire]

ℭ𝔞𝔣𝔢 𝔉𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔷 𝔎𝔞𝔣𝔨𝔞 🧺🍂🤎

(Kafka would’ve hated this cafe)

[heartnosekid]

through.the.lleaves on ig

[crocodiller]

Sure you can just toss a healing potion next to someone and they automatically absorb it by standing in it, but what if it didn't work that way. I feel Gale would rather wait for proper healing.

[espuor]

#𝟣⠀⠀𝗌𝗇𝗈𝗈𝗉𝗒⠀⠀𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋⠀⠀♡

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

[s-umiin]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎‎⎯‎⎯‎ 带你 ⠀⠀

[meanbossart]

There, he got some new underwear.

[blossomview]

Sixteen Miles Out

[fleuralie]

[boos2bies]

⠀⠀ ‎❀ ⠀ 🍄‍🟫 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᭄᭡ ⠀ ⠀ ︵︵︵ ྀི

⠀⠀ ‎❀ ⠀ 🦷⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᭄᭡ ⠀ ⠀ ︵︵︵ ྀི

⠀⠀ ‎❀ ⠀ 🩰 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᭄᭡ ⠀ ⠀ ︵︵︵ ྀི

[gatoburr0]

The divine, one of a kind bride and the ugly ass groom.

[heartnosekid]

the common green birdwing (ornithoptera priamus) | source

[minguukie]

:¨ ·.· ¨: 𓈒⠀ Are we Allies or Enemies? 𓏸ㅤ۪ ︶ྀི

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