#before the sugar and spice

[pizzano-the-paisano-and-pizzelle]

1. Prologue...

(ft @raygirlramblings, @lunatheartist22446, @nightskylerstuff, and @raptorbricks) (TW: Swearing)

Phew! FINALLY finished this whole thing. The Sugary Spire drawings took me AGES to finish (ranging from about an hour to almost 4 hours, lemme tell you that)

Alright let's get into the gum of the jawbreaker here: currently the only two people you can ask are Pizzano and Pizzelle. Other things to note though:

Yes, you can ask them to do dares.

Yes (and no), Zellezano is a thing in this blog (I'd consider it at least platonic/queer-platonic)

No, you can't just throw a pipebomb or a cinder block at them. Yes I know that it's happened. But... seriously. Just... don't.

Yes, you can ask about Pizzano and Pizzelle about their lives before they became Pizzano and Pizzelle (although Pizzelle knows a bit more about that than Pizzano, but even then she's bound to get uncomfortable if you push her too far)

And that's everything I can tell you right now, see ya!

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[darkfluffydragon]

Decided to make a quick height chart for the Phantasmagoria Beasts, though I only drew SM, ES and BS since they were the only ones with designs I'd decided on XD. Knowledge is the only pre-corruption one since he actually goes through a height change after being sealed in the silver tree.

They're really tall, tall enough that they don't...exactly feel like 'cookies'. Except for Knowledge, he's an exception. The others tease him about it lol.

[godbirdart]

SPICE UP THOSE PUMPKINS AUTUMN IS UPON US 🎃🍂

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

This is based on my speculation. Don't take it too seriously.

Alternative version

[moonfirecookies]

Silent Salt Headcanons I had for a while:

Silent Salt was mute way before he corrupted. When did try to speak after first being baked, his voice can barely be heard, his yelling is as loud as a whisper. Despite this he was still able to do his duties well.

Before sign language was made and became widely used (I headcanon that Twilight Milk (Shadow Milk) made sign language for cookie kind), Silent Salt had to find another way to communicate other ways. While he couldn’t vocally make noise, he can make different kinds of noises with whatever he can use (mainly with his sword). Each pitch and type of sound can mean something, and he can make many different noises, combined with body language. This is his main form of communication, but Shadow Milk, when he’s not causing chaos, does take the time to teach him sign language, and he begrudgingly lets him.

On note with his way of communication, Mystic Flour was the first to learn it and translate each sound to the others so they could understand what he’s saying. However, after he was sealed away, cookie kind used sign language more, and as he was forgotten, so was his way of communicating (Elder Faerie would remember though, but I’m not sure if any other faeries would know depending on how old they are) and Without any of the Beasts there to translate, no one will understand what he’s trying to say.

Silent Salt found a way to remove the sound of metal from his armor, so no one can hear him move. On top of that he learned how to walk without making sound. Really the only way you can hear him, is if you can hear him breathing.

Silent Salt will move his soul jam from his chest plate to his sword to put more power into his attacks, and vice versa to strengthen his armor. He mostly wears it on his chest plate so he can communicate without cutting something in half with his sword however.

Out of all of the Beasts, Silent Salt is closest with Mystic Flour, and it’s continued to be that way throughout the centuries (no this is not a ship, if anything it’s more platonic than romantic)

On the contrary, he doesn’t really like Shadow Milk (but he did like him when he was Twilight Milk). He didn’t like him ever since he corrupted for a lot of reasons, some more personal than others. He’ll still work with him but very begrudgingly, and only because the other beasts are with him.

He and Burning Spice have a friendly rivalry due to the fact he’s the only one that’s willing to fight Burning Spice and entertain him for a few hours. Sometimes Burning Spice can scare him a bit though.

He doesn’t like anyone taking off his armor. At all. Just don’t do it for your own sake.

[mintaikk]

Bruh, I just now realized that the 5 beasts are all just ingredients used to make cookie dough.

Shadow Milk Cookie

Mystic Flour Cookie

Burning Spice Cookie

Eternal Sugar Cookie

and Silent Salt Cookie

[hoofpeet]

Alternatively when Sugar first sees Spice True Form he’s asleep so Sugar is just “Oh. That’s a Dead body.” And starts doing funeral rights or something and Spice just wakes up like

Sugar experiences the scariest moment of her life

[sharky-the-idiot]

Eternal Sugar: No because I stopped everything I was doing vodka is made from fucking potatoes???

Burning Spice: I don't think you have to fuck the potatoes, no.

(source under cut lol)

[raisinchallah]

rosh hashanah approaches another year of contemplating the times ive had really good honey cake and wondering if i should try again but thats the road to eternal torment i must accept in my heart that maybe i am not ready to make a good honey cake and thats ok

[linabirb]

every time i think that i'm faking being a system i should remember this: two of my headmates were co-fronting and they ordered some food while thinking "yeah we know the host is extremely sensitive to textures but hey they should try smth new <3" and then i fronted to eat and stared at the food like. guys. guys why did you do this to me

[pizzano-the-paisano-and-pizzelle]

well pizzelle, back then when you were once the noise if you well remember that at least and pizzano was peppino which I'm guessing he sadly doesn't remember. You use to prank peppino a lot back then. how do you feel now that he's acting like your past self?

"In other words, despite being… whatever the heck I was back then, he seems to be just as tolerable… at best, at... least…"

[OOC: Sorry this ask took too long to answer! Really had to put effort into these new backgrounds & foregrounds, as well as my schoolwork and my questioning as to whether I can switch back to drawing for my other blogs sometime later (I'll still come back here if I do, though, don't worry!). However, I did save one of the sets for the sake of featuring it into one of my next asks, so stay tuned for that! Oh and another thing, if you've sent me an ask or said anything in general in dms or replies, I only answer them in text. If you want me to answer them in pictures, you have to wait until the ask box is open again. Sorry!]

12. Bonds

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[trans-yllz]

HE'S FUCKING EEPY HE'S FUCKING OUMPFY

[raredrop]

picking art fight teams for the years i didnt do art fight

color, i'd let the sorter pick, moon, sorter, dream, sugar

[mahoushaymie]

Thinking about Molly messing around on the Brass Bar's piano after Hayden finishes tuning it and hitting a G note and just seeing Angela and Chase’s heads pop up as they're brought back to their emo days

[bastard-of-a-bog-being]

IMPORTANT QUESTION

[lolo-l0ved]

I’ve never heard of “The Boys” but Annie January is so pretty :0

I KNOW ! She’s so pretty, when I watched the first episode my jaw DROPPED. The Boys is an Amazon show about Superhero’s and it’s a realistic view on if superhero’s were real with politics, social media, the news & all that. Like their celebrities. It’s really good, but NOT FOR THE FATE OF HEART ! Like seriously, if can’t handle major gore, n*zi stuff and a whole lot other terrible things than DO NOT WATCH THE SHOW. The shows good, but god be careful if you can’t handle a lot of those things. Just a pre warning if anyone wants to watch it.

Anyway, Annie is gorgeous and I love her character, specially S3 !