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🎭..........Shadow Milk
of course <3
🎭 A headcanon about what they lie about
as the beast of deceit, there's not a lot shadow milk doesn't lie about. i think that pre-corruption, he would have prioritised sharing knowledge above all else, blunt and factual and seeing nothing wrong with saying the whole truth. that's not to say he wasn't still mischievous- no, his tricks were plentiful, but he always took full, proud responsibility for them. i think he's the kind of cookie to lie about how he's doing, whether that be by dismissing 5 nights of no sleep with an "i'm fine", snapping at people about him "handling" everything when he's deteriorating, and generally putting on a facade of normalcy while the corruption started to deteriorate him. after falling, i hc that he found it way easier to lie. he takes entertainment in seeing people struggle to identify whether his words are true or not, so lies even about the simplest of things (e.g. what he dreamed about). i do think him claiming that pure vanilla had only "one droplet" of his "ocean" of power was a lie, to offer a specific example. we also see him talking about how pure vanilla managed to "steal away half [his] power", so i believe he has a lot less power than he likes to make people think he does. he's stronger than the ancients, sure, but he would have been defeatable while not fully corporeal.
#could've added more but this was getting pretty long lol#thanks for the ask!#shadow milk cookie#fallen heroes crk#pure vanilla cookie#crk analysis#lowkey
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Eternal Sugar: No because I stopped everything I was doing vodka is made from fucking potatoes???
Burning Spice: I don't think you have to fuck the potatoes, no.
(source under cut lol)
#never let me cook again#incorrect quotes#fallen heroes crk#beasts crk#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#crk#eternal sugar cookie#eternal sugar crk#burning spice cookie#burning spice crk#hi all nine burning spice fans how are these crumbs#this was funnier in my head#burning spice seems like a himbo to me atleast before corruption so ykw fuck it why not#let me self indulge.
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