#before it's too late i beg you

[rinni-thecaithsith]

AHHHHH NO STOP WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!

I got possessed by undertake AUs again call the police.

[bakudekublogblog]

not to be dramatic but hori literally out did my own self indulgent wish-fulfillment fanfic with the whole “rest of our lives speech” like I knew that sounded so romantic, and it is, because I literally wrote that line for bakudeku and I intended for it to be romantic

like hori really is just showing us bakudeku fanfic writers how it’s done

[thefemininerage]

I have joined the journaling cult! Hopefully I stay consistent with this alongside my current budget planner. Also the quote is by @orpheuslament

[robotpanties]

uuuuuhhh no reason just wanna see the robot get preggers because nobody is really taking advantage of the narrative consequences of the robots of ULTRAKILL having fleshy bits inside them (in my humble opinion hahahaha...hahaha....hah....). Anywhosen also a sucker for general Bad End especially when it involves a psycho-sexual (breeding) binding to a greater entity but also I wanna see the murder-robot get knocked up. And the galaxy brain bit of this is instead of calming down they just get Worse.

YEAH NO ONE REALLY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THAT. and well i mostly assumed a very small percentage of people actually want to breed the robots like that which is why.

also i don't think this as a bad end, but a bad path that can lead to some other.. inch resting things (my stupid ass is trying to craft a plot with horror and drama from this path and how it'd change the story slightly despite knowing I will never get around to writing it in fic form except tiny excerpt ideas and art)

also i have so much to say abt the 'it doesn't calm down it just gets worse' bc its So true

[stupot]

oddly comforting that nothing can hurt me worse than yesterday

[ardate]

sniffs. man. i really want this job :(

[rofax]

Thinking about in The Shining when Dick Halloran lands in Denver and calls ahead to rent a snowcat, and tells the guy he can get to the rental place in about 5 hours.

Sir????

How in the god damn are you making this into a 5 hr trip are you fucking swimming through the snow like what's the holdup my man

[icewindandboringhorror]

A dramatic lighting sunlight window boye

[cyberdragoninfinity]

ok i think this is the last Arclight Family Agonies clip i have currently in my ygo hoard. getting clobbered over the head with Quattro going from Supreme Yugioh Turbofreak Guy to him crying and begging shark and yuma to save his father and fix his family like what am i supposed to DO!!! FUNNY ZEXAL MAKE ME TAKE A ONE WAY TRIP TO HEART HURTY ISLAND

[anaalnathrakhs]

...i'm starting to wonder if i wasn't actually pretty often failed by the adults in my life as a young kid tbh.

[sonknuxadow]

remembering that ive seen some people say stuff like "movie sonic would be a cop when he grows up because he wants to be like his dad uwu"

[housewifebuck]

How did you hurt your shoulder in the first place?

It’s kind of a pathetic story but when I was 13 I got really really really sick with an infection and I fell asleep on the couch on my side with my lower arm up against the arm of the couch at a literal 90° angle and I slept like that for like 12 straight hours. When I woke up idk what I did but I must’ve torn something bc I was in excruciating pain for weeks like screaming and crying level pain and even after it “healed” I could never move my arm all the way up again and I’ve had chronic pain in it for a decade. Some days are worse than others and sometimes I irritate it and the pain gets extra bad for a few days but for the most part at this point I’m so used to it I almost don’t even notice it on a day to day basis.

[tendercoretroglodyke]

I can't believe I'm still saying this 5 seasons in but. the way at LEAST half of all the disasters on desperate housewives would've been avoided if any one of these women had ever heard of abortion....

[oetscop]

standing in the kitchen doing daily training stuff with my dog thinking about how in iron age egypt someone probably specialized in training working dogs and we'll never know what they did or what their names were. but we know in places with large amounts of livestock bones theres also countless dog bones.

[sqoa]

"no, baby, we're going to be late."

sex addict!satoru frowns at your words: he looks like a kicked puppy, denied love from his other half. how will he go on in such a state? achingly hard behind the steering wheel despite having drained his balls into you over the hood of his car before leaving for some important meeting.

you're already late, thanks to the second orgasm satoru insisted on pulling out of you. you made a mess of his car, and you worry you're messing the leather seats, what with the heinous amount of his cum leaking out of you. you glance over to satoru's pocket, where a little bit of lace hangs out: he had pocketed your panties despite your whining protests.

and he had made you cum a third time on his fingers as he drove with one hand.

"please," he whines, "i don't even need to cum, baby, just wanna taste you." he's leaning over to kiss your lips, get you hooked on his taste. he's such a liar, you know he'll fuck you dumb with his tongue until you're begging for his cock, too.

"no, satoru."

"i'll.... i'll do that thing you like! with my fingers, you know?" he waves his fingers at you.

"....no."

"babyyy," he whines, and then, as if he's gotten an idea, his face lights up. "i'll let you edge me for a week."

oh. he's good. the image that springs into your head at his words, of him desperate and begging for seven whole days of denial, causes you to squeeze your thighs together. you can't help but think of all the different ways you could tease him, pull the poor boy desperate. he can barely last an hour without draining himself inside of you: a week will ruin him.

"deal."

edging week fic soon :p

[floral-hex]

So this is my thing now, I’m afraid to go to sleep. This is kinda bullshit, brain.