#before 9

[brenna]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. spread the self-love ❤

ah, bird dog, my beloved! (I just came up with that on the spot, so if you hate it, um, tough? jkjk) sorry I took so long to answer this. I thought pulling the links would be easier on desktop, but then my cat static shocked my ancient computer to death, so I put off doing it. any case, I am actually quite stoked to get this ask so, let's go:

Assigned Lovers on Earth: E. good omens. m/m, a/c, 32,868 words, 7/7 chapters. this one is special to me because it's the first fic I wrote in six years. I had this idea and had to write it: what if, after the body swap, heaven and hell try to assign them new love interests to keep them apart?

Burns Hot Enough to Last: E. good omens. m/m, a/c. human au. 3,675 words, 1/1 chapters. I really loved writing this one shot where they met once, years ago, on a dance floor. since then, they often think of the one who got away. until another dance floor and another meeting.

Collaborative Activities: E. good omens. m/m, a/c. human au. 12,776 words, 1/1 chapters. this was one of my favorite ones to write ever. co-workers au, spooky, sex pollen, x-files references, funny moments. this is my pride and joy, right here. and *slaps roof* this baby can hold so much smut.

Stairway to the Booth: E. good omens. f/f, a/c. human au. 20,767 words, 4/4 chapters. I loved putting my cinema knowledge to work in this one and writing them as ladies. crowley owns a movie theatre that plays old films, and aziraphale cosplays as a character from one of them. they meet, and it's basically love at first sight.

Before 9: E. MSR, 1,888 words, 1/1 chapters. I had to go back and get at least one from the x-files fandom, even though they're all a minimum of six years old (this one coming up on nine years?!?! how?). before 9 is close to my heart because I wrote it with a friend of mine, and we had so much fun doing it. sexy cake baking, anyone?

[woodsdyke]

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[stemmmm]

he likes to play gatsby

[egophiliac]

crossing my fingers and wishing upon every star that chapter 10 finally brings us the tweel cards 🤞🤞

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[greenouillee]

I love how Star Trek will have the most heartbreaking dialogue over the worst CGI you've ever seen, like a real tv show should

[nova-rpv]

a redraw of the first drawing i posted here to celebrate the fact that ive been in tumblr for more than a whole year posting my shit and havent deleted my blog in panic yippee \:D/ (mushy rant in tags)

[axel-tiredstudent]

A nap after training 💤

[melenthropy]

this my tribute to the mzenosphere that has been expiriencing martyrdom for exactly 1000 days now. happy milestone!

[gerardpilled]

Just in case twitter implodes I need to document one of my favorite tweets

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

one thing about the 118 is that even when bobby is gone they are going to pull up to his house one by one and trauma dump their life updates on him

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Mmh- Good morning~ Wakey wakey, sleepyhead.

I made you some coffee. 

Cut up some fruit in the kitchen.

It’s time to start your day.

Are you- Jesus Christ, it’s 9:52, it’s 9- WAKE THE FUCK UP.

IT IS 9- ITS LIKE 10 AM, JESUS.

Audio Source

[mambodork]

Guh

[bulldagger-bait]

I've always been curious to know this about the people around me. Most people have been in severe pain, but in my experience few have had what they would say is their 10/10 experience. I guess it's just something I find fascinating, as I had my 10/10 experience quite young and I sometimes forget that not everyone has. In my opinion it changes your relationship with pain and how you engage with it afterwards. If you answered yes, feel free to elaborate on your circumstances in the tags!

(reblog for a bigger sample size etc)

[jackalspine]

I can’t think of anything as impious as killing yourself whenever you feel like it lol

@surelysilly