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Yeah Lars Ulrich may suck but man if Metallica songs aren't a great and simple workout. Also I have to concede that those offbeat crashes do hit the spot sometimes
#music#drumming#not tagging this as anything metallica related because fans have to deal with enough of people like me already
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I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.
Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.
#HEMA#holy shit#out of all the disciplines to study and all the weapons#intentionally choosing just a dagger is both incredibly powerful energy and incredibly intimidating#like if I'm showing up to spar with a longsword and my opponent has a dagger and nothing but a dagger?#i'm conceding straight away. they know something i don't.#namely how to use one to stab me
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Hey I just attacked an opponent with kaalia of the vast, I’m putting you into play tapped and attacking that opponent.
Magic the Gathering tip: 🫡 on it boss oh ough fuck they have a flying blocker
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Some of the math in quantum physics kinda makes me angry to be honest. Like. Ok sure, linear operators don't always commute. Fine. That's completely okay. Sometimes a*b isn't the same as b*a. And yeah, sometimes you want to describe how they don't commute with the commutator [a,b] = a*b -b*a. Fine.
But the commutator having physical fucking meaning?? What the fuck??
#commutator algebra is fucked up in a delightful way#and you're like “huh cool this is theoretically interesting”#and then you derive the Heisenberg uncertainty principle from basic QM facts and like two lines of manipulation#and at that point you realise magic is real and it's called mathematical physics#mathblr
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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Trans and intersex people in the UK need you to be loud and angry about the new "deception as to sex" guidance released which makes trans and intersex people legally guilty of rape if we don't disclose our gender identity and/or the sex we were assigned at birth to sexual partners.
This is particularly going to harm trans and intersex sex workers, who often have a higher number of sexual partners who we might keep our trans or intersex identity from for our safety.
"To summarize this guidance in the simplest terms, it treats a trans or intersex person not disclosing their gender identity and/or the sex they were assigned at birth as a form of deception which negates consent."
"This interpretation of part of the existing Sexual Offences Act (2003) places an unreasonable burden on trans and intersex people to inform our sexual partners of our medical history, while no such burden is placed on cis perisex people who are allowed to rely on assumption."
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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast
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Lovely benefit to being former-Azorius: being trained in law practice.
I keep up to date on all the laws and regulations (publicly available) so I can twist technicalities to help my clan mates caught on the wrong side of unjust laws out of court. They often think they can get away with whatever they want with Gruul defendants, but not on my watch.
It's also hilarious to watch them try to arrest me on such endeavors and throw their own law back in their faces (a legal advocate of the accused cannot not be obstructed from carrying out their duty).
That said, my history still makes some believe I do not belong among the clans, and this inflames some further against me. But it has also made me a lot of friends thankful to be spared the Azorius pits.
And of course, there are also the alternative methods. I think I'll go smash a prison today.
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Create a trading card game that requires solving an open problem to play optimally
Relate your problem to a common board game.
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it disturbs me that a significant number of people think that the issue with sexual violence, gendered violence, and misogyny is sexual desire rather than dehumanization, so they are relentlessly suspicious of others' (and their own) desires while simultaneously never at all interrogating others' (and their own) dehumanizing beliefs about other people, both within and outside of sexual contexts
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I’ve seen a lot of crude jokes going around about the CEO assassination, and I just want to say one thing.
I think we should do worse.
Live reenactments. Several scheduled a day, like the shows at Disney parks. Someone brings brownies to pass around for the 10:30am showing. Everyone chants “DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE” as the shots are being fired. People clap at the end. Someone pops one of those party poppers filled with monopoly money. People leave the place with a huge smile on their faces. “Sorry I was late, Boss. I was watching The Adjustment.”
#asides from anything else it would be fascinating to see what laws they make up#in order to arrest people performing and attending
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Mari Lwyd meme.
“I wish all [PEOPLE WHO HAVE HOUSES]
A very [LET ME IN]”
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Nadolig Llawen i fi!
Anyway y'all should celebrate the solstice it makes so much more sense
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"Star Trek: Voyager" Future's End: Part II
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IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING
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