#beef emoji

[beefrobeefcal]

I'm gob smacked. bamboozled. bowled over. shocked. delighted. humbled.

I still have asks up the wazoo from my 900 Friendo Celebration, so until The Bistro's 1st birthday [just wait for what I have planned!] there's no special 1K Friendo ask box activities, but the THOT TANK is open, babes!

Thank-you-for-being-a-friendo,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[Sentimental gobble-dee-goop under the cut]

10 months ago, I started this blog, assuming no one would give two onions about fat/chubby/rollie-pollie p-boys & the ravings of a lunatic who had things to say about them. I have never been so happy to be so wrong.

From the brand new lurkers who drop a like here & there to the moots who have liked, commented and reblogged since the start - & every single one of you in between - you all make this place what it is. I'm just the lucky beef who gets to watch it unfold.

I have made connections through this blog with moots I can proudly call my people. From the late night laughing fits over hats that say Ahoy!, the gif spamming, the watch parties, the asks that make even me clutch my pearls, the continual bastardization of SpongeBob memes, Din looking suspiciously like Bill Murray, the dm's just to say hi, meeting new friendos, swapping p-boy pics and everything else I have had the luxury of experiencing with you amazing folks...

Keep being B.P.W.L.P.P.

*Beautiful People Who Love Pedro Pascal

[mocndu]

uh oh

[gallifreyanhotfive]

The Doctor to the Sycorax (and many others): No second chances. *let's them eat shit*

The Doctor to the Master: Oh....you committed genocide??? 😔 You hurt many of my friends?????? 🥺 That's okay--I believe you can be better. 😌 You're my oldest friend, you know. ❤️ I believe you can be beautiful. We could travel the stars, you and I, see everythi--oh no, he escaped. 😕 Til next time!

[4mulaone]

lots to discuss on the minefield of driver/reader insert fics but the literal funniest thing is fake twitter threads of drivers typing in an insane gen z internet specific lingo when factually speaking they talk like this

[teddybeartoji]

toji is so dad sometimes it's so hot

[cloud-ya]

I guess it's a season of bringing back old OCs

[custom-emojis]

Drags my corpse in here.

Hi obviously, I’m not dead. Just insanely burnt out. My boyfriends gonna be visiting me and I’m on new meds so I think by the end of the year I’ll be more normal. I plan to just not even attempt emojis until next year. This has just been a hard year for me art wise okay.

Next year I’ll try to actually be filling the queue again, but some things regarding emoji style will change and I can’t promise I’ll ever be able to deliver daily new content again. My OCD likes to pick up on habits like that way too easily and 2023 was really bad for me with the emoji queue in terms of absolutely obsessing over needing one to be posted daily at exactly the same time Or Else to the point I was missing sleep and food to fulfill it etc. I just can’t let that shit happen again and honestly daily content is an insane expectation from one person anyways.

So yeah, just a little update. I’m still active on my server but the tumblr will be just used to promote my other art until next year when I can stand to try emojis again.

Thanks for the understanding and support!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

imagine...

...that some things have changed (including some marigold ventures?) and Atlas May is like uh oh both lackadaisy & i are doomed, but if i set up my own death maybe only i'll be doomed and lackadaisy might have to shutter but perhaps more so on involved people's terms, such as mitzi being fine financially, but also if she thinks it's her fault that'll be good for maintaining my posthumous Image to her, perhaps she did some defrauding again? and i'll have mordecai, my trusted & effective gunman, be the one to fatally shoot me, & of course he doesn't want to, but it's Mere Work Ethic time, what's he gonna do besides argue at all maybe, ultimately refuse? (no) and he may hate it but he's not going to want to fully turn on mitzi or anything after because then what would have been the point

[catboysooyoung]

Go Yeongeun posting this meme on the new employees group chat after the Manor of the Blind arc

[youkaigakkou-tl]

Relationship chart of the four gods 🐯🐉🐔🐢

[lesbiyawn]

since you guys liked the last yj twitter post, I present to you the best part of yj twitter: the Lottie parody account

[janky]

janky emojis: pizza party 🍕

by @superchlorine free for non-commercial use

top row, left to right:

:janky-pizza-pepperoni: :janky-pizza-cheese: :janky-pizza-veggie:

bottom row, left to right:

:janky-pizza-left-beef: :janky-pizza-none: :janky-peazza:

bonus doodle:

[ask-thearchivists]

Earth is a terrestrial planet, despite 70% of it's surface being covered in water. It has a molten iron core, and has existed for about 4.5 billion years. It's the third planet out from it's star (a yellow dwarf).

The Cartologist: Oooh, interesting, is there more?

The Cartologist: Oh, is that what the song about cheese comes from?

The Coordinator: Yes, mortal planets that have had life for a long time do tend to experience multiple extinction events, which is one of the reasons it is important we tend to our duties.

[onlyplatonicirl]

Everytime I get involved in any type of drama or controversy it’s always like

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah AND LOREL!!!!!!!!!!”

“Oh What did lorel do?”

“Idk nothing I guess. But she’s like, vaguely in the area.”

[divkazkdovikde]

my hobby is going through tumblr and threads and screenshotting the shit out of f1 posts and memes i’m giggling kicking my feet over and then sending them all to my friend whose only knowledge of f1 is from what i tell her and the reels i ruined her fyp with

[handa-kin]

Classicstober Day 9 - Achilles

I know that per the text, it's actually the exact reverse of this that happens (and then ends with him taking a nap), but I just think it's so funny that he is holding the lyre in his hand while giving epic speeches about the horrors of war and why it's not worth his life. like, put it down.

from Book 9: