#becouse

[rotlix64]

I feel like my orentation is legit so funny and i just love it

Like, most of the time i'm the most sex and romance repulsed aroace you will see on Earth; but talk to me in the right moment and i will be a very obvious and loud lesbian you will meet.

It's just so stupid i love it

[crioon]

What does a clothes line say when it finds out a delicate ornamental fabric is trying to pretend to be a part of it?

“Me rack you lace” (the rack used sarcasm for this)

[kapitein-oranghien-29]

My headcanon is that when orcs hit puberty, instead of a sexual awakening and stuff their brain goes fuck or be fucked (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

[idknwhatputhere]

They need to Choose another name for Connor and return Superboy to Jon asap, because writters are Just so scared to call him Superboy too or Superman its ridiculous

[rennelelorren]

Once Obito asked Kakashi: "Why are you always wearing a mask? What are you hiding?"

Kakashi lied (to mess with Obt) something about his teeth being sharp. Like an wild animal predator sharp. And Obi believed. So they (Kakashi and Rin) continued to mess with Obt for a while. Maybe a year and a half. Or more.

But everything changed when Fire nation attacked they have had a fight in Obts dimension.

[theballadofmars]

Hualian invented love but fengqin invented divorce they're both so iconic

[starvoidlover]

'Workout with Sylus' they said.....

BUDDY THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FOCUS WHEN HIS PANTING AND GRUNTING AND LOOKING LIKE AN ABSOLUTE SNACK!?!!?

[iamsofuckinggay]

farm! sans and horror!/murder! sans maybe (i'm sorry im obsessed with them)

So lets pretend I didn't forget about It for like the longest time

[robsmooth]

The asier viewing the prophecy were like:

[sailorcoyote]

bits from last con

[class-of-classic-blog]

MY HEADCANON FOR PARENTS NAMES:

Snow White: Bianca White ( Bianca means "white" and Whites are probably one of the most obsessed families with their story, every single Snow White had a name with meaning relative to the fairy tails,)

Evil Queen: Eris Queen (I can't remember did I read a fic where she was called Eris but I think that the name of the goddess of discord really suits her)

Sleeping Beauty: Rosalin Beauty (pretty standard name)

Cinderella: Ophelia Ella ( a sweet name for a sweet girl)

Red Riding Hood: Scarlett Hood (one more standard name)

Big Bad Wolf: Aiden Wolf (close friends call him Andy :) )

Dark Fairy: Darcy Thorn ( oh the irony of being the dark fairy with dark name and yet cover yourself in light)

Candy Witch: Cinnamon Witch (I also didn't come up with this name myself. I saw someone use it for her a really long time ago but I can't remember who. If the person who came up with this name sees this, you deserve a reward, the name is perfect. But I hc that she goes by her nickname: Candy. Why? Because it's such a cute nickname)

Pinocchio: Oak Wood (I think that every family name has something to do with trees or wood. Oak sounds like a perfect name for someone sweet, young and cheerful and later as an adult calm and wise)

Goldilocks: Dolly Locks ( I just think that its a cute name and she kinda remind me of Dolly)

Huntsman: Archer Huntsman (Okay, so, Huntsmans are bad at naming their kids, like REALLY BAD. Hunter we are counting on you to break that cycle)

King Charming: Dashing Charming (I read one fanfic were he is named Dashing and i think that name suits him, i myself couldn't come up with the more fitting name)

Queen Charming: Grace Charming (I also read that one in a fanfic and i think it fits her, somehow whenever i think of Charmings Dashing and Grace are the first name that come to my mind)

Rapunzel: Cressida O'Hair (I first just like the name but then i found out the Cressida means "golden" so it goes well with Rapunzel story)

Pied Piper: Devin Piper ( It means "bard" or "poet", the perfect name for a musician. Also, Piper is really a cool name, too bad it is already his last name)

Mad Hatter: Maddox Hatter (I just like silly names for Wonderlandians, especially Mad Hatter)

Queen of Hearts: Victoria Hearts ( okeey, it's not a very Wonderlandian name but neither is Elizabeth and Vicy is a cute nikename)

Cheshire Cat: Lorelai Cheshire (I didn't want to go for the obvious one Chatrine, like, I get it, she's a cat, She literally named her daughter Kitty, or maybe Katrine Kitty for short, BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT TOLERAI EXISTED which is literally the same name just different first latter and I already gotten attached to Lorelai, so, umm if you all could just do me the favour and pretend that these are TOTALLY different names I would be very thankful)

Alice Wonderland: Amilia Wonderland ( Also would her last name be Wonderland or Liddell? Bonus cute nickname Amy)

White Rabbit: Castor Blanc ( At first i just liked the name but don't you think that "dutiful" is a perfect for White Rabbit)

White Swan: Elenor Swan ( It means "shining light" and to be honest with that destiny she's going to need some light in her life)

Black Swan: Callisto VonBart (What would be the last name of The Black Swan? VonBart?BlackSwan? I put VonBart because I found an OC of Odille on Pinterest and her last name was VonBart. I don't know)

Frog Prince: Hanry Croakington ( i reafuse to belive that he named his son after himself. Nuh-uh. He named Hopper after his father or maybe his grandfather)

Robin Hood: Wren Hood ( Listen, Listen, maybe they just have a thing with the birds?)

Maid Marian: Pandora Charming ( I don't think that there is a destiny stricly for Maid Marian. I think thats just a princess from Charming family or from nobel family, that's why i gave her last name Chaming. Last name changed after the wedding)

Beauty: Primrose Beauty ( Ah, Beauties and their roses)

Beast: Damian Beast (like it)

Fairy Godmother: Beatrice Goodfairy ("blessed one" mmm... too bad you can't bless yourself)

Jack Beanstalk: Jasper Beanstalk (nice)

Snow Queen: Isolde Winter (perfect for ice queen)

Snow King: Nikolai Winter (took his wife's last name, couldn't think of his own that's not arleady taken)

BONUS: PRINCES CHARMING

The Good King: David Charming (i think that only the main Charming follow that logic with names where all siblings have names with the same first latter)

Cinderella's prince Charming: Louis Charming (he's a nice boy)

Snow White's prince Charming: Cassian Charming (I just like it)

Sleeping Beauty's prince Charing: Liam Charming (don't ask)

[civetcider]

lightly redesigned some older OCs of mine! they were pretty much my first gay OCs i made when i first came out (she/her for both)

[emilnikos]

ouuhhhhh now uve done it he's entered his angry mode

[thewastedpotential]

Do you ever think about how, even before this generation of fairytales, it was a well known fact that if you dont follow your destiny you will case to exist and die?

Do you ever think that knowing this Red and Wolf still went against their destiny ? Knowing that loving each other means that they are putting themselfs in a deadly danger?

Do you ever think about how two teenagers loved each other more then they feared death?

Do you think that after highschool they lived thinking any moment could be their last? Did they thought that if they are going to die becouse of their love at least they can die married?

Maybe after they got married and nothing happend to them , only then did they started living like they had time and dared to imagine them growing old together.

[cherryskeletoncake]

He’s hitting the potatoes like he’s playing super smash and is knocking the opponent straight into K.O. It’s gonna be launched into the stratosphere

Inspierd by the ‘’potato song (cos i want to)’’ by kesha

My favorite potato farmer <3

[mikokomi-spoils]

Guys his fine. Jason Todd is okay. He's alive. At least for now