#absolute power dc

[idknwhatputhere]

He's proud of his son everyone shut up

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Superman and Batman in Absolute Power #1

[fourcorpsmen]

He's a casualty of war, not an enemy.

[hmslusitania]

How to provide appropriate enrichment for your super powered alien son: an instructional by Martha and Jonathan Kent

[gffa]

PROUD DAD BRUCE HAS GOT ME FEELING SHRIMP EMOTIONS BECAUSE HE LOVES THAT KID SO MUCH

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

[batmancurated]

nightwing by dan mora & alejandro sanchez

[calladraws101]

He’s a walking target

[moonlightcycle571]

Rock of Eternity Getting Offerings because they deserve it

I like to think that whenever there’s a magical artifact that needs containment, Billy just… takes it. Here is how it started.

Billy, after defeating an evil wizard: so… what do I do with the Staff???

Solomon: it cannot be kept in the world of man, it’s far to dangerous. You must destr-

Achilles: NEW LAMP

Hemrmes: YESSSSSSSS

Hercules: WAR TROPHY

Solomon: that is highly irresponsible, we cannot keep highly volatile objects for ‘the aesthetic’

Zeus: the burning violon

Solomon:

Solomon: well some decor never hurt anyone.

*and*

JL, after a long battle: Finally the foe has been vanquished! Now to find a secure place to stor-

Marvel, yoinks it and yeets it in a portal: done

Everyone present: w h a t

*or*

Amanda Waller: -thus the proof we need to detain you for breaking into secure government location and theft of a classified artifact

Marvel: *points to the screen* that’s not me

Waller: that’s litterally you in a French beret and a fake mustach

Marvel: I don’t know who that is, but they do look dashingly handsome. And look like a Gustavo. Probably a French mime who failed mime class and left on a journey of self discovery.

Waller: you can’t be serious

Captain Atom, fuck the government rn: I don’t know, Cap doesn’t have a mustach

Batman: the mime theory seems like a pretty sold theory to me

Several people (heroes, civilians, villains and all in between) telling Cap was with them as the time at the crime, each of them being vastly different.

Waller: this mf secretly a mass manipulator???

*or*

Cap, fighting in a museum:

Hermès: Ooh I know this pendant. Super magical, super cool.

Cap, on instinct, puts in pocket dimension to put it on the Rock:

Flash: … did I witness a theft????

Wether the pendant was actually magic or just a shiny jewel Hermes wanted is up for interpretation.

Anyways that’s how whenever he finds magical artefacts or books or whatnot, he just puts them in the Rock of Eternity. It’s a logical solution, as it serves as a place to safeguard and examine, and maybe purify some objects to use later.

The Wizard is so done. It started off as ‘dangerous artefacts to be relocated when a suitable place is found’ but then it became the go to storage and all the stuff just stays.

Thé Rock in the other hand, loves it. Getting more and more offerings by their new champion really shows how loved they are. It’s has been way too long since they got any offerings and new additions, so the newest champion giving them plenty of nourishment / stimulation is as if they are being spoiled.

Billy, brings an ancient cursed crown:

Wizard: another one???

Rock, already pushing Wizard aside: FOR ME!!!! TYTYTYYTY OH MY ME YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK SO CUTE WOTH THIS HOLD ONE LET ME JUST REPLACE THE MAGOC WOTH MINE

Five hours later Billy is chilling in one of the thrones with his new crown and one of his magic cape to match.

In conclusion, Billy is like a cat bringing a mouse in the house, except the mouse is actually a rubix cube that sometimes turns into sushi.

Yes Billy did bring a magic rubix cube that makes sushi when completed. Now I kinda want sushi ngl

[soranatus]

WALLY WEST By Nick Robles

[idknwhatputhere]

They need to Choose another name for Connor and return Superboy to Jon asap, because writters are Just so scared to call him Superboy too or Superman its ridiculous

[gotham-at-nightfall]

The Flash in Absolute Power #3

[dailydccomics]

Absolute Power artwork by Dan Mora

[robinhuntr]

In case you’re not caught up on absolute power, here’s what’s happening:

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10 amazing DC covers for November!

[gffa]

Dick Grayson's refusal to just wantonly kill someone, even when it puts their lives at risk, because Jon is a victim in this, THAT IS WHO HE IS AT HIS CORE, that mix of being a stubborn asshole who WILL NOT MOVE no matter how strong his opponent is because his faith in his beliefs and his willingness to go the extra mile for someone who is a victim, that's who he is to his core. Dick Grayson will look Barda right in the face and go, "No, this discussion is closed." and every single person in that conversation knows he's dead fucking serious. NEVER PLAY CHICKEN WITH NIGHTWING, HE WILL RAM HIS FACE INTO YOURS BEFORE HE MOVES AND YOU'LL KNOW IT.