#because you fucks are free 24/7 and make it everyone's problem

[fleetinggabi]

Genuinely upset at how people have been about posting spoilers with the release of the elden ring DLC. I was so excited to finally have an unspoiled release day of a from soft game but between people tagging incorrectly, complaining about the content of leaks days before launch (thus revealing THE FINAL BOSS AND PLOT TWIST BEFORE EVEN LAUNCH) and outright posting pictures or rants untagged and without trying to even warn people of it on thumbnails and posts my experience has been soured and spoiled a great deal.

[g-xix]

🔞 Cunnilingus | Arthur Hill 🎃

"You literally taste so fucking good oh my fuck..-"

Summary: Arthur Hill as a munch brainrotted headcanons

CWs: cunnilingus, fingering, 69, blowjob, being overheard, slight exhib, free use, obsession

Notes: enjoy.

-Arthur Hill!boyfriend that just can't stop eating you out. And if he's not doing it, he's thinking about it.

-If he was on death row, his last meal would be you sitting on his face and letting him lap between your folds and pleasure you until you were completely brainless from cumming into overstimulation until you were a babbling mess and borderline passing out.

-He's parasitic. Deriving his pleasure at your expense; he'll become completely pussy-drunk from the way you melt on his tongue and completely forget that you can't handle so much stimulation. There's been times where you'v had to pull him away from you like a leech attached to your blood supply to stop him from manipulating you into your fourth orgasm and making you pass out from the pleasure.

-Arthur Hill has somewhat of a free-use kink, too. You work at home - which means you're available to him 24/7 when he's in his house, making his videos and preparing to go to the studio to record his music. And the fact that you work at home and he gets to see you in your work clothes when you're in your online meetings, or watch you bending to take your lunch out of the oven in your breaks makes him want to have you sat on his face instead of the seat whilst you're in your meetings so that you're not only trying to stay focussed and attentive to what's going on in whatever boring slideshow is being presented - but also focus on not letting your expression waver or let out a breath too loud and whiny that the microphpne picks it up and broadcasts your breathy moans to the rest of your colleagues, whilst Arthur dips his tongue between your folds and lets you grind down and derive your pleasure from riding his face

"Arthur - Chris and George are home right now..!" You whined as you felt hix hands prying between your thighs, an indicator of what mood Arthur was in - and although you felt similarly, you couldn't help but do risk assessment and weigh up what sorts of problems the filled house would propose. "What if either of them are recording videos - my noises be picked up by the mic and put on YouTube - then what?"

"It's nine o'clock, Y/n - neither of them will be recording.." Arthur tried to gently coax you with his soft words and paper-light kisses to your inner thigh.

"Still - what if they hear?"You felt yourself blushing at the thought of the other two housmates hearing and actively knowing that you were being pleasured by Arthur.

"So what?" Arthur's fingers were wrapped around your panties and slowly pulling them down your legs - tentatively - still allowing you to stop him, yet not hesitating or slowing until they were halfway down your legs and you couldn't refuse letting Arthur between them. "I s'pose you'll just have to be quiet for me this time, hm?"

You weren't quiet.

-You were never quiet when Arthur gave you head; it was like some impossible ask to tell you to not be loud. There's been times you've genuinely screamed his name because of how quickly he's had you gushing over his tongue.

-Only time you're ever quiet is when Arthur's got his cock in your mouth simultaneously, and has your sounds choked around his length and channelling vibrations over his cock whilst he tonguefucks you

-Chris and George love teasing you Arthur about how everyone in the apartment block has heard how he makes you scream. Arthur laughs at the jokes and finds something to be proud of within their mocking - you on the other hand think it's the most unimaginably embarrassing thing EVER.

-Different occasion where Arthur tv comes to the flat some time and hears you and Arthur Hill getting it on in the adjacent room... The room he aims to unpack in shares a wall with your bed and he can hear everything from the way Arthur Hill slurps your juices to your high whines and breathy dialogue - and Atv can't help himself from slipping his hand into his trousers and pressing his back to the wall, wrapping his hand around his shaft and pleasuring himself with frantic strokes that become more and more rapid as he hears your moans quicken and Arthur Hill's name exclaimed as you clearly orgasm. And once you've finished, Arthur still chases his orgasm - pumping his cock into his hand and using the noises he'd heard you make as fuel for the burning within his core which brings him ever closer to his climax, until he finished in his hand.

-Atv was horribly shy the next time he said hi to you in the kitchen before darting back into the safety of his room with a blushed face at the reminder that it was you - just your noises - that'd made him finish embarrassingly into his hand not only 5 hours prior

-Omds imagine Arthur Hill litr cumming from giving head asw like UGH HELLO WHY DOES NO1 SEE THIS VISION

-Between your thighs w you laying back like the little pillow princess you are, and Arthur lying on his front and licking and sucking at your core

-His cock is so hard and it's pressed up against the rough material of his boxers so that every movements he makes provides him friction - and so he can't help himself from humping and grinding down to create more friction between his cock and his boxers whilst he lets your fingers tangle in his hair to pull his face further into your pussy

-Puts his hand over his cock an starts stroking it and stimulating the shaft whilst he's got you on the edge because of the way his lips are wrapped around your clit and kissing it with the fingers of his unoccupied hand penetrating and curling deep inside you

-His head's spinning as he withdraws from you, because not only is he completely phased by the taste of your orgasm and the noises you made - but he's also finished in his pants because of how turned on you get him when you let him between your legs

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[astrobydalia]

more observations (lost count)✨

Hello guys! Life's been crazy lately and I barely have time to make any of the master posts I wanted to, so you'll be getting lost of observation posts that I've been collecting in my drafts for the past months. As always, enjoy!

❗️long post

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✨ Sagittarius and Aquarius are so fucking similar. Both of them are chaotic af, love their freedom and think they're smarter than everyone else. People who have both of these in their big 6 have the most unhinged

✨ Libra is WAY more obsessed with perfection than Virgo

✨ Whenever I had Libra or Taurus ASC on my Solar return chart I was lazy AS FUCK. I had no motivation to work whatsoever during those years, all I wanted to do was vibe and enjoy life. I also felt very relaxed and stress-free, when difficulties came I just went with the flow

✨ What is up with Gemini risings and always feeling intellectually insecure all the time? Literally their #1 insecurity is feeling like they are dumb or like they’re not good enough for highly abstract and intellectual tasks/professions. They come across as someone immature who lacks wisdom or has a superficial/simplistic view of things. I feel like this is because they attract people who are a bit of know-it-alls (Sagittarius DSC) and they have a reputation for being scattered-brained (Pisces 10th house) so people tent to infantilize them a lot.

^^^But let me tell you this not true at all, Gemini risings are some of the most brilliant people I’ve met with so much potential. Their problem is that they allow overthinking to get the best of them and end up doubting themselves 24/7. These are the type of people who have amazing ideas but they never pursue any them. They really struggle making decisions for themselves, they always need to ask for opinions first which is not a bad thing but this makes them come across as incapable or as someone who lacks self-sufficiency

✨ Mercurial signs (Virgo and Gemini) like to focus on concrete things and immediate reality, they process life by connecting one thing at a time and taking info as it comes, they focus on what's going on around them cause Mercury is all about multiplicity and details. With Jupiter signs on the other hand (Sag and Pisces) one thing about them is they don't care about details as long as things make sense as a whole, they see life from a more broad and general perspective, they prefer having a birds eye view of things because Jupiter is all about expansion and therefore it likes to encompass many things at once. This is why Virgo and Gemini rule mundane life themes and immediate reality while Sag and Pisces are more about general life lessons and higher knowledge

✨ Scorpio moons/8th house moons are the definition of an energy vampire fr. They just have a really poor understanding of healthy emotional boundaries, they expect you to give your all but aren't willing to reciprocate and always turn everything into a manipulation or mind game somehow which makes it pretty exhausting to be around them in the long run. Don't get me wrong, most of the ones I’ve met were very and good people but they always end up taking my energy away and make me feel emotionally burnt out

✨ Mercury-Mars aspects have this "it is what it is" mentality and really dislike over complicating things by reading too deep into them. They tend to think things exactly as they seem. This does not mean they're simplistic, on the contrary this makes them surprisingly insightful fast thinkers and are not the type to be easily fooled

✨ I've seen people saying that hard aspects between Mercury-Pluto makes people misunderstand your words. This is not true, this happens with Neptune cause Neptune rules delusion, but Pluto is a very blunt and straightforward planet cause it's all about revealing the dark truths. Mercury-Pluto aspects makes someone very deliberate with their words and they know exactly what to say to make their message stick. You will understand their words exactly how they want you to understand them. What happens with hard aspects is that the native tends to have a more provocative approach in the things they say, they don't care if you're offended by what they say as long as what they say makes an impact. People can misunderstand their intentions because of this, but not their words

✨ The ironic thing about Aquarius placements is that they are very good when it comes to connecting with the masses, the public usually feels very drawn to them because they're very good at appealing to collective values which makes them come across as relatable to many people as a result. However, when you actually try to relate to them or connect one-on-one, you will find yourself with someone that is surprisingly elusive, distant and more distrustful than Scorpio placements which is a huge contrast from the welcoming vibe they give off to the public. I've found that the only way you will get close to an Aquarius placements is on THEIR terms lmao, if they've decided they like you, it'll be them who will approach you and/or make the effort to engage with you

✨ A reocurring thing I've seen with Virgo placements is that they really dislike big changes and prefer to stay in control. I think this is not mentioned often cause it's kinda weird to say that about a mutable sign, but Virgos being mercury+earth ruled they feel comfortable relying on facts, data, observations, etc and they use all this tangible info to navigate reality, that's why they rule daily life and routines because they invest a lot of their energy on factually understanding and categorizing their reality (earth signs in general are very attached to the tangible). Their mutable nature shows in that they easily use their knowledge to adapt, find solutions and fix what’s wrong but when they are in situations where these "categories" prove to be useless (aka Pisces themes), they get very triggered cause that means they no longer have control of their reality

✨ That being said another reoccurring thing I’ve noticed with Virgo placements is that they love to predict things. But not in a mystical sense it’s more like they enjoy understanding things in such way that they’re able to easily put a label on them and easily predict what’s going on or how something works

✨ I have not seen a single Taurus placement who didn’t have the most insanely sexy and pleasant voice ever. Doesn’t matter if they sing of not, just hearing their voice is so delightful

✨ Aquarius Mercury really believe their opinions are the most ultimate and correct opinions out there. They are certain that their judgment is always 100% objective (aka always true) so in their mind if you slightly disagree with them that means you’re mediocre, dumb or narrow-minded.

✨ There's always a duality in all mutable signs. Sagittarius can be very humorous and optimistic but also very dark and profound. Gemini can be curious and chaotic but also very analytical and logical. Virgo can be picky and perfectionistic but also very permissive and conformist. Pisces can be very compassionate and wise but also very detached and clueless

✨ Neptune does not do well in air houses/signs at all simply because air energy rules (different types of) information and connections, while Neptune is all delusion and confusion. Also air energy is purely cerebral and rational while Neptune appeals to the unconscious

✨ I have not fact-checked this but I feel like it's safe to say that Mars rules testosterone. Testosterone is a hormone associated to violence or impulsive behavior, sex drive, red blood cells (blood), masculinity, etc That's literally all mars

✨ People always talk about how Capricorn moons have had a rough life but I've noticed this is also very true for Sagittarius Moons?? Responsibilities are not imposed on them like Capricorn, in their case they have to build up wisdom about life through pure and raw experience without anyone giving them a heads up or any pointers first, that's why they grow up feeling like they're fully on their own. Things work out for them at the end but they always have most MESSY life experience it's really crazy

✨ Both domicile and afflicted Mars are ambitious and determined but the main difference is that Libra/Taurus/Cancer Mars need to find some type of enjoyment or fulfillment in their goals in order to get motivated while Capricorn/Aries/Scorpio Mars find motivation in the challenge and endure through stuff they don't find pleasant

✨ From what I've seen males with Scorpio placements are very superficial and will gaslight as a lifestyle. They are the type of people who look the other way or brush things off or never takes anything seriously and I've noticed they do this so they never have to take accountability.

✨ Neptune/Pisces energy either gives “glamorous and ethereal” vibes or “weird in an extremely cringe way” vibes, there’s no in-between

✨ A reoccurring thing I've noticed with those who have Chiron in Taurus/2nd house or Chiron-Venus is that they often have dubious morality or double standards because they don't have a solid values

✨ Every single Libra Moon/rising female I’ve met embodied the material girl stereotype. They really have this “instagram girl” vibes to them if that makes sense

✨ Those with Sagittarius in the 5th house can actually find a lot of joy and happiness in becoming parents or they have a lot of fun with children

✨ Scorpio Mars can't stand not knowing what's going on around them and at first I thought this was bc they were suspicious/paranoid but then I realized it’s because they’re just controlling as shit. They come across as very chill and care fee but they’re actually SUPER controlling dude. Even when they know for sure that they can trust you and you’re doing nothing wrong they still want to keep taps on you and won’t leave you alone. They won't bluntly violate your privacy but will still find ways to always know what you're up to

✨ The resentful and spiteful stereotype associated to Scorpio actually belongs to Leo placements imo. They can be very reactive and childish when you insult their ego and will make it very known that they won't let it go

✨ Cancer North Node people always have some sort of issue or inner conflict with of having kids. They feel drawn to the idea of becoming a parent but deep down they low-key don't? I've also seen many women with this placement who had fertility issues

I have the theory that these natives are conflicted in this topic because they see family as an achievement or a societal expectation (Capricorn south node) so in this life time they have to know what it's like to desire a family for the right reasons and not because they feel like they 'should'

✨ Capricorn risings really are hyper-aware of their public image and how others perceive them. That's why they always end up becoming very popular and respected, cause they know very well where they "stand" publicly so they know how to successfully curate their own reputation. It's not surprising to see this placement a lot in celebrities

✨ Pluto in the 12th house are genuinely unsure of who they can trust which leads to a lot of paranoia and projection. The type to ignore the most obvious red flags but then automatically doubt your loyalty cus you spoke in a suspicious tone

✨ Pisces/12th house placements 🤝 disappearing. Y’all shit on Gemini for ghosting but have you ever met a pisces/12th houser?

✨ Saturn in 5th house people had parents (namely father) who were overly critical of them and their self-expression. Doesn’t necessarily mean they were unsupportive of the native but they were quite hard on the native’s creativity

✨ I've seen a lot of bullies/mean girls have Aquarius placements. Honorable mentions: virgo, Leo, libra

✨ Neptune-ASC people are really good at making themselves invisible when they want and/or making parts of themselves go completely unnoticed even if they're bluntly obvious. I've noticed they actually get away with a lot cause they have this tendency to not be accurately seen by others if that makes sense

✨ Neurodivergent individuals usually have Mercury harshly aspecting (conjunction, square, opposition and inconjuction) Uranus and Saturn. Said Mercury is more often than not in a water house/sign/degree or in Aries. Of course not everyone with these aspects will be neurodivergent, but it's just a pattern I've seen

✨ Pluto-ASC people most of the times fail to have a lighthearted view towards life. They always want to look beyond the surface of things which doesn't really allow them to enjoy life as it is. They often get a reputation for looking too deep into everything and in turn the Pluto-asc native often sees others as superficial

✨ Virgo risings are huge conformist and won’t go after anything that’s outside their immediate boundaries. They only make an effort towards things that are accessible and will quickly lose interest in anything that has difficult availability or requires them to go way out of their comfort zone. They're overall pretty self-serving.

✨ I know several people diagnosed with OCD. All of them have Virgo AND 6th house placements, 22º in their big 3, Scorpio Mercury/Moon and Mercury dominance

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[sleepingnova]

imagine miles morales confessing to you that he is spider man after he saves you from something idk I love him

sure thing anon :) I don't know if you wanted this to be a pre - established relationship, so I'm just gonna go on a limb here and do that. sorry this took so long, I had a sudden burst of motivation. it's 1 am, so this isn't proofread

wc : I don't have a fucking clue, how do you check your word count if you're mobile?? I wanna do that 😭

Friendly neighborhood spider - man

pairing: miles morales x journalist reader

summary : being new york's top journalist has its perks, but it always seems to attract the wrong type of attention.

Journalism. It's not for the faint of heart. When you have deadlines to make, interviews to take care of, and people constantly yelling either at you or around you 24 / 7, everything can be a bit time consuming.

That also means you get a lot of attention. Some good, while others..not so much. Sure, its nice to have a free coffee or cake pop every now and then for the articles and the interviews you do; people have always said you have a way with words.

You really don't even know how you got into this situation. The caffeine kicked in, which made you jumpy to everyone and everything, really. Your eyebags were not very nice to look at and to be honest, you looked a mess.

You woke up late for class, you weren't really feeling like getting out of bed anyways but you did it anyway. No makeup, no nice and preppy clothing, just you; and boy did that bite you in the ass. You were 95% sure that all the things you had in life were handed to you because you were pretty. For instance, the guy who hired you literally took one look at you and said "congratulations, you're hired. we could use a pretty girl like you for coffee runs, right sweetheart?"

With balancing college and your career as a journalist, it's not too difficult. So then why'd you end up in this situation? Getting cornered by 3 guys in a dark ass alleyway, and it's 3:05 am.

No one at your job comes close to you when it comes to performance. Every single time. The newest topic of discussion is Brooklyn's number one trending for 7 years straight : spider - man.

"Who was he?" is your focus. The CEO of your job was retiring, and he held a competition to see who would take his spot. He obviously had you in mind, but he wanted to make things fair and you told him you wanted to earn it, not have it given to you.

The challenge was fairly simple: Get an exclusive interview with spider - man and have him answer a couple questions.

You've done exclusives before, not a problem. Until you realized, major problem. He swings around the city 24/7 how in fucks name were you going to catch him? Until an idea came to you. You stayed up all night, then you got hungry, so you left your dorm and walked down the street to the 24 hour convenience store. You liked documenting what you do, so you were recording on your phone where you were going.

After getting some snacks, you left and couldn't shake the feeling you were being followed. You were. By 4 different people. One of whom was none other than the infamous Miles Morales or, well, spider - man. He saw the guys five minutes ago and didn't want to do anything until he knew for sure you were getting followed.

A bit of time passes and miles realizes, he lost you. He hears a muffled shout from down the street so he runs towards it, jumping from rooftop to rooftop.

Now your mind comes back to this exact moment. You can't really make out what the guy in front of you is saying, but you think he's trying to rob you, but why would he need two other guys to rob someone? Especially in the middle of the night. You look dazed and totally not scared at all, Miles thinks, as he's literally invisible right in front of you.

You come out of your trance to one of them forcing you onto the ground. You wiggle and worm your way away, but it's not enough. Fear settled in as you realized what they were doing.

"Hey! Let her go." A voice shouts. You reach into your pocket to grab your pepper spray as you see a bunch of webs and hear hard blows hitting, but it's really dark and you can't see in the dark for shit.

You start running out of the alley and back towards your building, you look back and see the three of them running after you. So you run a little faster, and faster, until you're full on sprinting down the street.

'Thank god my parents forced me into track and field.' you thought, as you got closer and closer to the building. As luck would have it, the doors were locked, and your key was in that bag full of snacks.

They finally catch you, and in a split second, you brace for impact, but it never comes. You're in the air.

You look up and there it is. This is the story that'll get you CEO position, you'll be CEO for the rest of your life. A thought pops into your head as he drops you off at his apartment.

'Was my phone recording everything? Oh shit it was.' you think to yourself as you pull out your phone, your eyes widening.

Another thought pops up. 'oh my god, I'm in spider - man's apartment. it's not even that far from my building.' you wonder as you stop the recording.

"you do know you're going to have to delete that footage, right?" he asks as he lifts up his mask and puts something in his mouth.

"I get your job as a journalist is important, but sweetheart, I gotta keep you safe."

You raise your eyebrow, "how do you know about my job?"

he shrugs as he removes his mask.

"Miles? What the fuck is this? Don't tell me you're.. You're spider - man?" You whisper yell as you back up towards his desk.

"The one and only, love. surprised to see me?" he chuckles.

it was then that everything started to piece together. he always bails on plans, he's always late and has sudden injuries. hell, you even saw his suit in his bag once, but you didn't think anything of it.

"wait.. what does my interview with you have anything to do with keeping me safe?" you raised a brow at him as he plops down on his bed.

"think about it, baby. Me swinging around being spider - man gets pretty complicated when there's an article released by my girlfriend about how she got saved, by me. It puts you in jeopardy, because criminals can find you and use you as bait, and because I don't know that you won't put my identity out there." he explained.

"but you know I'm not like that." you replied.

"yes, I know baby. it's just complicated." he said.

you sighed with a defeated look, knowing that your boss wasn't going to be pleased, but it was for the best.

"if it's alright with you, do you mind if I just stay here for the night? in the morning, on my way to work, I can ask for another key." you asked, softly, him catching your disappointed change in octave.

"yeah sure, that's fine." he replied, walking into his room.

"do you have a spare blanket? I can just sleep out here on the couch." you called to him.

"hm? uh yeah, I think I have a spare. unless you'd like to sleep in my room, with me? the couch is kinda uncomfortable, and it gets kinda cold in here throughout the night." he offered, shyly.

"what about your roommate?" you questioned quietly.

"he won't be back for another week or so, as far as I'm concerned, he'll text if something goes south." he answered.

you thought for a moment, then nodded as you followed him into his room and climbed into his soft bed.

"woah, this is way softer than I thought it would be. what softener do you use when you wash your blankets?" you wondered aloud, cuddling all in his blankets and he chuckled.

"uhhh, I don't know. my roommate does laundry. I don't ever go with him unless he needs me to, which isn't often." he responded.

'ah.' you thought.

"aren't you going to spoon me? c'mon miles, please?" you pleaded with the tired, little puppy dog eyes miles swore he hated, because he could never say no to you when you made that face.

"I'm sorry, I have a couple of essays to write still. Why don't you get the bed nice and warm, then I'll be in bed before you know it." he cooed.

your eyelids started to get heavy as you let out a small hum as you started to fall asleep.

when you woke up the next day, it was 8 am and there was a small basket in the chair next to you.

the basket was filled with your snacks from the night before all wrapped up in the bag still, a hoodie and some clothes to wear to class, a water bottle and a nice book for you to read. on the desk, there was your favorite iced coffee and a note with absolutely beautiful penmanship.

you smiled as you read the letter.

[ hello,

spider man here!

I only have time to answer one of your questions right now, so here it is.

Being a hero isn't about being famous or rich, it's about your own morals and how you stick to them. I started the whole "spiderman" thing when I was 14 years old. It was hard, I had just lost a family member and I felt isolated from my family. You wouldn't believe me if I said that under the mask, I'm just an ordinary person, just like all of you, but I am, really.

I chose to be a hero because I believed in helping others. I really have to leave, so I can't say much more.

Remember, anyone can wear the mask.

Until next time,

—your friendly neighborhood spider man. ]

while you knew that you couldn't tell anyone about who was really under the mask, a part of you felt proud that he trusted you with his secret.

should I make another part to this? likes and reblogs are always appreciated :>

[magicalink]

The Catboys' place

What place do they stay the most in your life? Catboys Headcanons for Catboys in the House!

Fluff and romance but also smutty themes👀

Venti

By your side. Venti has been a sweetheart boyfriend from the very start. He's the one you started this adventure with, and ever since he became your boyfriend he's always been by your side. At the other side of the bed, always within reach of your hand, ready to comfort you if needed. Always splitting all responsibilities in half. You took care of the house and started this little family together, sharing everything life had to offer. Always together in the good and bad times, always offering you a shoulder to cry or laugh on, it feels as if you were an old married couple sometimes. You love and value the feeling of stability he brings to your life, and you hold him very dearly beside your heart, the same place he always is for you 💕

Xiao

Tied to your wrist. From the very start, before he could turn into his humanoid form, Xiao was your personal guardog guardcat. You saved his life and he is committed to risk his for yours even if it's not necessary. Ever since he got healthy due to your cares, he trained non stop to be fit and strong to be able to protect you! No pests will go unnoticed under the mighty general cat's guard! Roaches, spiders, rats, consider them anihilated! Bu he has alto trained his human body...

He's so strong! A true compact tiger! His muscles are rock hard and his sole purpose is to protect you, so Archons forbid robbers even think about entering the house! Those strong arms are capable of the utmost tenderness when used to lift you up and carry you, but if someone dared harm you, they would crush your enemies to pieces! They are also so nice to look at when fucking him missionary style.

Fortunately no one has threathened the safety of your house, so he hasn't needed to use his strenght yet. But he's still by your side 24/7 making sure that you're safe and sound and that all your needs are met. You frequently tell him to chill, to focus on himself, to not call you Master and that you're ok. You worry about him too and you want him to prioritize himself instead of you, but of course you value his love, his loyalty and the loving way he cares about you.

Albedo

On your back. Albedo is always on thr background and always has your back through anything. He is the calm, collected and responsible adult you always wanted to be. Not only he is smart and logical but he is efficient and knows expertly what to prioritise in order to live a pleasant domestic life. You and Venti did a pretty decent job, but ever since Albedo joined thr household, it truly began to thrive. He is the master administrator of finances and he takes care most of the house chores with diligency and useful methods. Of course you all help him except for Kuni but he is simply so fast proactive that he gets things done before you even think of assessing the task. You feel guilty somethimes, you tell him it's like he's working as a housekeeper without a salary, but he insists it's his way of paying you back for your kindness to shelter him in your house while the police is stilll hunting him down. Since he can't contribute with money like Venti or you because he list his job as a scientist and no one is paying him for his current research, he opts to help relieve the weight of many domestic labors from you.

Albedo truly has your back all the time. You deeply value and respect each other. You support his work and he supports yours. On top of that, he tends to be the voice of reason in the house. When everyone else fails to act mature he takes the upper hand and helps you solve your problems by correctly adulting.

Also he knows things about biology and medicine so he takes care of your health. Especially the health of Xiao, your littlest kitty, and the one who can't fully turn into human so you can't take him to any formal doctor.

Kazuha

On your rooftop. Kazuha is a free spirit and he loves to wander the city as a cat. He lives for trqveling and having adventures so he is out most of the time. But he always comes back hime with new stories to tell. When he is around, you can always find him on top of the house, loyal vigilant watching over your little family's home. Even if you don't know for sure if he's back or not, you sleep soundly every night feeling his everlasting presence on top of your room.

Very often he enters through the lil cat door and lands on your bed in the early morning, right after he arrives from one of his adventures. He'll make sure not to disturb your sleep, and will recieve you with caresses and smiles when you finally wake up. He'll be delighted to tell you his stories if you ask him for them.

You love the feeling of stability and familiarity he gives you. He is like a comet that always comes back home, illuminating the night sky with his gentle glow. He's your best friend for sure, even if sometimes more intimate stuff ends up happening between you two...

Scara/Kuni/Wanderer

On top of you. Whether it's with his face buried between your breasts or lost inside your folds, he is always on top of you, letting all of his weight on your comfy body like you're his personal bed or something.

For such a tsundere type, he is really clingy. He is pretty touch-starved and loves physical affection. All he can't express with words because of his annoying pride he will make up with touches. Being stuck to you while you're doing things, clinging from your arm or with his face on your shoulder with the excuse of annoying you, not letting go when you walk, bites, caresses, hugs, fervent kisses and of course, sex...That's the ultimate expression of his bottled up feelings. He wishes he could be inside of you forever. Those warm folds between your legs have become the home he never had, and he makes sure to enjoy every single second you welcome him inside of them.

He is also a sucker for your plush boobies. He'll be all over them all day long if you let him, kneading, kissing, sucking, just resting his face on them, doesn't matter he needs to be stuck to you.

Wherever you are and whatever you're doing, he'll make sure to remind you that you decided to pick him up so now you have to put up with him. Not that it's a problem, though, since you love having him on you at all times.

A/N: So that's it for todays post :3 This is my first post of 2023! I will try to post once a week! Couldnt finish any old wips so I just started a new one and finally got it done😎 I'll still be trying to finish wips that I promised to bring like that Venti x Xiao x reader 3some and chap 3 of Catboys in the house and that smutty fic where Fatui Scara convinces reader to fuck in an alley 👀

See you then!

Any headcanons you have for genshin catboys? 👀

Catboys in the House Masterlist

[sunnywalnut]

I miss when autistic rep was on accident. I feel like every time a neurotypical/allistic person tries to write somebody with autism on purpose, it just comes off as "he's a total jerk, but he's REALLY GOOD at what he does" instead of "this guy's facial expression doesn't change very much, but I promise you he's absolutely happy to help. Also talk to him about birds. He fucking loves birds."

And I don't mean "he loves birds" as in "this guy wears bird shirts 24/7 and corrects you if you accidentally call a pigeon a dove." No. I mean "he loves birds" as in "he's able to name the sound of the bird just by it's song and point to it and it's just sitting on the rooftop next to you" and if you ask questions he gets this little smile to his face and answers them all and even tells you about some drama about two researchers who were unsure of they could call two birds different species since they were so similar and then gives you the answer of they can, because their beaks are different and that means their diet is different or whatever.

Not every autistic dude in media has to be "UwU save me from the world and take care of me bc I'm just a smol beannn✨"

Sometimes they're just Chad from maintenance who seems to love his job a bit more than he should, but it's all good bc everything that's fixed works even better than it was before it was broken. He's not creepy or anything. But he WILL call you over if he sees you walk past in order to show off his latest repair and talk to you about what he did. Everyone loves Chad. They're happy that he's as dedicated to his job as he is. Plus it makes the office a lot more bearable to have him around because he always seems to wear this gigantic grin and talk with his hands.

You're absolutely able to have "cute" autistic characters. I have cute autistic characters.

I have a little elf girl that counts each individual strand of her hair when she's nervous and climbs trees. She loves baking, so much so that she will make everything gluten free, kosher, dairy free, vegan, whatever you need in order to make sure you're included. As soon as she steps into a garden, she's completely covered in dirt. And yes, she's extremely friendly and doesn't understand social cues. And sure. She has her boyfriend take care of things for her, like keeping her safe from creeps when she's in public, and shutting down scammers before she can pay them, but it's not because she's dumb. It's because he elected himself into that space. And he knows full well that if she decides to scurry off to whatever wonderful thing that has caught her eye, that she'll wander back to him when she's ready. She knows how to defend herself. And he trusts her. And she does things for him as well. Which is something I don't see in autistic/allistic relationships in media at all.

Like do y'all really think our partners are just our glorified babysitters???

We're not just there to sit still and look pretty.

We're there to be your emotional rock. We tend to have high empathy. We can listen to your problems and validate your emotions. And sure, we might give you some advice that seems a bit wonky at best, but anyone can do that. Not just autistic people.

Sometimes we take over financial decisions, for one reason or another. I had a partner that would always come to me for financial advice despite living on their own and having more than enough money to do what they wanted with, but they knew that I could budget better. I'm good at math. And no, not a "math wiz" all A's kind of good. But a "I can do big number addition/subtraction and sometimes multiplication within seconds in my head" which was also really helpful in my culinary class when my teacher would put me in charge of making sure we were on target with how many servings of food we had. Not every autistic person has to be leagues above the rest academic to be autistic. My allistic brother had straight A's for YEARS. Much longer than I did. I had A's and B's.

You can come to us if you need a hug. Or to cuddle. Or to body double. Or just to hang out. Some autistic people like touch. We crave it. I can guarantee you that if we were friends and you climbed up on the couch next to me and laid your head in my lap, I would let you. No questions asked. I'd even pet your hair. And I'd ask you about your day. I can't count how many times high fives have turned to hand holding with my friends because they needed a loving talking to about how great they are. Or a back rub when they're crying. Not all of us are going to stand there, staring down at you while you're curled up on the floor and be like "STATISTICALLY SPEAKING-" yeah no. And the people who DO that likely are trying to relay information that they know that they think will help you feel better. We're odd, but we're not heartless. Let me get down on your level. Sit with you. And then I'll talk to you about how tears are actually really healthy and it's good that you're able to cry. And also I'm proud of you and let's get you some water, okay?

We can take care of you too!!

I give all my friends hair care advice bc I've spent too much time watching hair stylist videos. I tell them to make sure they lotion after every shower when they complain about dry skin or body acne. I tell them to drink water after they cry. Or wash their face. Or alternate ways they can get around invisible barriers and still get what they need done. You know how many times I've had to sit down problem solve with my loved ones for over an HOUR bc their ADHD decided not to let them brush their teeth or take a shower? I have a whole ARSENAL of advice to give you. And yeah. If you're close enough where I can head over to your place, I WILL do your dishes(bc somehow they're less gross than mine). I WILL wash your hair for you, or fold your clothes or clear the counters of trash. Not because I think you're lazy or nothing. But because I see something that needs to be done, and I do it. Because I love you, it's simple, and hey, I'm here anyways, right?

Like shit. Every night I have a sleepover with my best friend, I do the dishes that were in her sink before I even came over while she starts on dinner. Because I love her. And that's my way of paying her back for picking me up. I clear all our trash, and the scraps of tea bags that she missed in the mornings. Because I love her. And it's simple enough I can do it myself. I chop the garlic as we cook together because we're working as a team. And yeah. After it's all over. We sit on the couch like a bunch of lazy dogs and watch TV and chat and do whatever. And sometimes. We don't do anything but just enjoy each other's company. Because as adults, we don't get a lot of time to just relax.

We all have our own strengths and weaknesses. And sure. Being friends with an autistic person isn't always sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes our behaviors or our tenancies can be stressful. Like sensory meltdowns, or our bluntness(which is honestly usually just us saying exactly what is true without sugar coating it. Like if you said the sky was purple I'd be like "nah it's blue rn" and people find that blunt and rude. But to me, that's just a fact. I'm not saying you're dumb. I'm just saying it's blue right now.) or sometimes, even when we get super hyper about our interests. I would know. I'm autistic myself. And I irritate myself.

But it seems like in media, the irritation is all people can see. Even in "supportive" families that I see in shows and such, everyone's always stressed all the time.

You're telling me ONE LITTLE CHILD is tearing this entire family apart? (*COUGH COUGH Young Sheldon COUGH*) Not only is that stupid, that's just inaccurate.

If you wanna be accurate, maybe don't have every autistic person you write be a "high functioning" male in a doctor's coat who's transphobic as fuck and his excuse being he's autistic.

If you know the bitch is outwardly transphobic, don't fucking put him in the room with trans people.

And also?

Autistic people are allowed to learn the difference between sex and gender. We're ALLOWED to learn about queer identities. And we're ALLOWED to be queer ourselves without being labeled as idiots who don't know any better.

I've YET to see a show about an outwardly queer autistic girl who is able to make awesome friends and overcome her challenges WITHOUT succumbing to being an asshole on purpose.

Except for The Owl House. And Luz isn't even canonically autistic. It's just speculated.

THAT is good autistic representation.

Not whatever the fuck "The Good Doctor" is supposed to be.

My Personal List Of Good Autism Rep Recs(non canon, sadly):

-Good Omens(not explicitly canon, but multiple characters behave in a way that could be labeled as autistic. Plus Neil Geiman, the writer himself is autistic)

-The Owl House(again. Not explicitly canon. But great. The whole show is about accepting yourself as you are and is kinda along the lines of Gravity Falls. In fact, she was in a relationship with Alex Hirsh, creator of Gravity Falls. And also she's bisexual with a CANONICALLY BISEXUAL LEAD!! Also is lovely for mental health allegories too)

-Gravity Falls (the whole Pines family just REEKS autism to me. Noncannon.)

-How To Train Your Dragon(Hiccup is autistic as hell and you can't convince me otherwise. Non canon)

-Adventure Time (some of the humor is dated, but enjoyable. Also Princess Bubblegum. Need I say more?)

-We Bare Bears (slice of lifey. Sometimes childish. Sweet as hell though. Grizz feels very autistic to me, but that could also be because I enjoy how huggable and easily excitable he is. Everyone loves him. He's loud, he can absolutely be obnoxious, but he loves his bros and tries his best to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. He also does his best to fix any problems he makes. Which in my book, makes him a good guy. Some people also claim Ice Bear is autistic. But personally, I feel like he just doesn't talk much. What do you guys think?)

[luckyreds]

bob but as people from my old workplace pt1:

Dike:

- Andrew, The Head Manager of the restaurant.

- came in because nobody wanted to be head manager because it took too much time and always spilled over into your free time. Does absolutely nothing.

- goes missing for about half his shift, talks about going home 24/7, leaves the underaged staff to run the place.

- you complain to the Boss🤢 about it, he does nothing.

-if by some miracle, he’s there, sits in the office for about 1-2 hours on the computer or his phone.

- the health inspection comes by and the only people to greet him are teens. You send everyone out while to go look for him while keeping the HI busy. He wants you to accompany them because you know more about the state of things than Dike does.

-quits after a year because of a burnout.

Lipton:

- Carlos, one of three adults that work at the restaurant.

- picks up Dike’s slack but gets no extra pay for it. Deals with reservations, staff food, sick calls etc while he’s not supposed to do it.

- basically a single mom who works two jobs. Used to work 5 days a week but brought it back to 4 because of stress.

-much too competent to be working at this joint. But cares too much to let it fall apart.

- Remembers the good times before the Boss🤢. Hopes it will get better once more.

- He didn’t smoke when he started here, but does now purely to have extra breaks.

- Curses out Dike when he thinks no one can hear him.

Bill and Babe:

- Eric and Eric. Despite being from the same village, being the same age and having the same name. They never met until working here. Now their best friends.

- Babe works as a dishwashing boy at the restaurant.

-he came to visit a friend who worked behind the counter when Dike asked him to help out in the back. The friend quit a week later. Babe stayed. working illegally for about a month before Dike remembered he didn’t have an actual contract.

-Bill met Babe during break. Bill works with the outside plants. And a frequent visitor of the restaurant, the Boss🤢 caught him hanging out in the back and he now has a ban on the kitchen.

-Babe was send outside to help Bill with the Christmas trees once. They tried to stuff two trees into a jaguar and one went through the front window. Babe is sent back to the cafeteria promptly.

- people switch up their birthdays a lot. And they don’t actively make it worse. It became so confusing everyone just congratulates them twice.

Luz:

- Miranda, the barista.

- has worked there about as long as Lipton and knows everybody. Always talking to somebody or getting recognised by someone.

-dated several people who work here. Nobody is clear on who exactly.

- Has customer’s orders ready before they order it. You don’t know how he does it.

- On top of all the drama bc everyone tells him everything, will spill the tea to you if it’s slow. Somehow he never gets shit for it.

- You know he worked as head manager once, but never talks about it. Still helps Lipton out with reservations etc.

- Has 2 cats, both of them used to live at the workplace as mousers. They kept making the alarm go off so Luz took them home. The mice are still a problem.

-convinces the Boss🤢 to have an end of year party at the workplace. It was the last party ever held on the grounds because someone fucked in the storage room/office against the freezer door.

- sends you to deep clean said office the day after. It quickly becomes clear it hasn’t been properly cleaned in the last 10 years.

Talbert:

- the guy that fucked in the office during the end of year party.

- Lipton and Luz catch him sneaking out of there when they go for a smoke break.

-tells them he just came back for a smoke break as well even though the office is in the opposite direction of the smoke room.

-nobody can agree on who the second person was.

-works in “the back offices” what they do there is unclear to this day.

Speirs:

- Calvin, the storage manager.

- For some reason, Storage is always silent, even though every single noise you make seems to echo. It is also about 10 degrees colder and shaded in perpetual darkness even when the lights are on.

- Every Thursday someone has to go there to empty the Paper/plastic trashcans. Nobody wants to go out of fear of meeting Speirs.

- Just as you think he truly isn’t there. Speirs appears out of the dark like some boogeyman. Asking you if you know how the carton shredder works, the only thing you can do is nod. He smiles creepily and disappears again.

- Actually kind of chill when you meet him outside his natural habitat.

Liebgott:

- Ben, maintenance guy that has also worked here since forever.

- threatened to quit and has quit about 4 different times, but always comes back somehow.

- If you hear bitchy comments from above its him fixing lights or looking at the roof. Really nice once his feet are back on the ground.

- Somehow knows your mother. You don’t want to know why.

[honorarysimp]

I don’t want Detective and Tara to be forgotten, can we get some headcanons for them?

I could never forget them, they live rent free in my heart and head 24/7. Thank you for reviving them, I miss writing about them every day, I hope this feeds your souls:

Detective is impulsive, which if we’re being honest, stems from lack of structure growing up.

That, and growing up around the New York lifestyle, Detective just learned to go with it.

Tara had structure, she had Sam, who is more of a parental figure to her than anything. But she’ll never admit it.

Detective’s logic and reasoning comes from facts, because working as a private investigator taught them that the truth never lies.

Tara on the other hand, spent her whole life knowing just how deceiving the truth can be.

So when they met, of course they bounce off each other like trying to mix water with oil.

But there’s even a solution to that, if you add soap. The soap being the Detective’s rationality being shattered and Tara coming to realize she may be a little more stuck in her ways than she thought.

They just work. They balance. They’re from two different worlds, but they get each other in a way no one else has.

Tara has anger issues, she gets worked up easily, which never helps with her asthma. You know damn well the Detective keeps a spare on hand after the incident on the side of the road.

Detective is known to be a bit impulsive, but now with Tara in mind, choices are made with consideration on staying safe for her sake.

Or at least, you try, else feel the wrath of the short woman.

The love they share is pure. Perhaps this is why they work. Because the Detective is absolutely sure, it’s a fact, and there’s no question. Tara has her moments, insecurities, growing up around so much chaos and unknown.

Tara needs reassurance, and the Detective is good at that.

The only bits of physical touch the Detective ever got growing up was limited, which is why touching Tara in any small way or form is a necessity.

She knows. When they first got together, she saw Detective’s hand twitch constantly. Wanting to reach out, be close. The second Tara let it be known it was okay, she was a goner, and Detective hasn’t stopped since.

A balance.

Communication has never been a problem, Tara is blunt and the Detective is still logical at heart.

It does make for the rare heated arguments, which always ends with soft touches and apologies after having to fetch Tara her inhaler.

Tara makes the Detective want to be better, do better, and as much as no one wants to admit it- it took almost walking away for the Detective to get it the fuck together.

It took you almost walking away for Tara to make her own breakthrough that she’ll never admit, because everyone that Tara ever lost has disappeared.

But this one? To walk away willingly? Only to come back and promise Tara the world? That, in some way or somehow, opened her up to the idea of love.

They make each other feel heard, understood, and seen. Brought together by tragedy, bonded by circumstance, and hopelessly in love.

[moonrisecoeur]

i have been. debating sending this bc i know i am cringe. op i am so sorry feel free to ignore and delete bc this is just actual pure filth lmfaooo

op i literally think about pegging leon 24/7 its a full time JOB inside my brain i need to peg that man so fucking Bad its not even funny. i know hes so fucking Noisy. i wanna make him beg for my strap, i wanna fucking edge him until hes begging and crying to be fucking ruined. i wanna pretty him up, put eyeliner on him so i can make it run down his face from fucking him so hard. i wanna mark up his neck and pull his hair while i pulverize him. i wanna tell him hes taking it so well and how hes such a good boy, how pretty he looks bent over for me while i fuck his cute ass. i want him to hug me while i praise him bc hes so overwhelmed. tell him how hot it is hearing him moan and whine, encourage him to make as much noise as he wants, itd be cute to watch him try to not pillow bite because hes trying sooo hard to do what you want like a good boy. i want him to be borderline Incomprehensible, voice shaking and cracking as he tells me how much he loves me, how much he loves the way i make him feel. i wanna make him cum untouched. i wanna overstimulate him. i wanna grope his fat tits and milk his dick. i wanna make him watch himself getting fucked. put him in a collar, lingerie, fuck anything-hed be gorgeous no matter what he wears. shower him in kisses and affection and make him feel the most loved he has in his entire LIFE while short circuiting his brain n marking him with bites and bruises for everyone to see.

re2 leon is my fave man he has my heart and god id love to just take care of him. after a long shift i wanna slam him against the door and fuck him while hes still in uniform. make him feel so good. such a whiny cutie. cuff him up and bite his freckles while i fuck him late into the night, clean him up and cuddle him after, make him breakfast in the morning n give him kisses.

re4/re6/older leon is a subby bitch too. just as god damn fine and id do oh so horrific things to him. hed love it so much, not having to think, make decisions, take charge. just let me whatever i want to him. hed get off so hard being under you and told how fucking good, pretty, perfect he is. he needs your approval so fucking bad-its all that poor man wants, god he needs it so BAD. he needs to feel safe and loved and wanted, like this is Critical. id make SURE i fuck him so good he cant even think about his insecurities or problems. and dear fucking lord do not get me started on that slutty waist and button down of his in re6. he's keeping the gloves on while i press his hands into the mattress and bite his arms.

its so fucking funny bc i hc leon as a switch BUT GODDDDD SUBBY LEON MAKES ME FUCKING FOAM AT THE MOUTH LIKE A RABID, FERAL ANIMAL

its not a want it is a NEED

I NEED THIS MAN UNDER ME I NEED TO REARRANGE HIS GUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

guhhh last anon again but now i really cant stop thinkin about sub leon. legit i have so much more to say i just love him so much. theres so much. More. i wanna say but lord. im trying so hard to be normal man 😭😭

first off. hi. hope u had a yummy thanksgiving if u celebrate it and if not i also hope ur having a good day !!

ALSO WTF WHY WOULD I DELETE THIS i literally woke up this morning and checked my tumblr notifs as one does and i literally see this behemoth of an ask and im reading through and im literally screaming bc why is this my internal monologue. like. did u get inside my head or something??? did u steal this from my brain bc i literally think about this approximately 1000 times a day.

i’ll literally be at work and my thoughts be like ughhh i wanna hurt him and make him cry but also want to love him and take care of him but also want to fuck him so so slow and deep i can feel it moving around if i put on hand on his abdomen and then i just spiral and then i remember im making a fuckin caramel macchiato or something >.<

so!! in spirit of our delusion i’m planning to write smthin for u based off of this vibe!! just give me a lil bit 👉👈

BUT TELL ME EVERYTHING TELL ME ALL UR THOUGHTS I WANT TO HEAR THEM ALL I WANT TO KNOWWWW ‘i have so much more to say’ okay prove it. tell me everything

[1eos]

Hi, just read your post about immigrant mothers ruining their kid's jobs. My mother is not an immigrant but she's asian and she cannot for the life of her be considerate with my previous job situation.

I earned 2k monthIy. It's quite low bc we're poor and I have to use half of my pay to support my family. So I decided to take this remote part time job for savings (not just for me but for the family also) and bc of that I am almost in front of my laptop 24/7. It's a report writing job and usually I would have 2 reports weekly to be submitted within 4 days.

My mother hated that I am always in my room doing work and would get so angry because "I listen to the employers more than her". She would make me do a lot of house chores when she knew I was tired from work just to spite me, saying that in the house I do the least chores???? Yeah bc I have a deadline to catch OMG.

Usually I would plan my week for the reports but then she would make me drive her for errands etc and would guilt trip me if I don't do so. Because of this I would stay up all night trying to finish the report just so that she won't throw a fit. Also, I have 2 other brothers who have a lot of free time but just for gaming, not for chores.....but somehow I'm the bad guy......which also makes me believe all asian mothers are "boy moms" but that's for another day.

The problem about these mothers is not because they don't understand their children. It's because they DO NOT WANT to. Because if they do, it means they have to listen/cater to you; not the other way around. They rather die than doing THAT.

first n foremost i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate that you're going thru this :(. it's truly thee worst to be sabotaged by a mother its truly so insidious and too many ppl in this day and age think its cute or like something we just have to suffer thru bc hey that lady gave birth to us and helped raise us. like the idea that GIRLS --bc they rarely if ever do this to sons--are literally put on earth to toil and suffer and serve their mothers, brothers, aunties etc until some man comes along and then u serve him w no thought or care for ourselves until we die is sooooooooo pervasive.

like its so sad that in 2024 you have someone purposefully going out of her way to sabotage your hustle :(((((((((((((((((( and i won't do the annoying 'just move out!' bc trust me ik how hard it is to move out right now!!!!!!!!! i will say i hope you maintain the strength and energy to persevere thru the sabotage 😐 you will win. misogyny will not win! m*thers who are mad that their daughters aren't just rolling over to be the family doormat. and its like? you'd think they'd be happy but that post partum jealousy is something else i'll tell you that

i still remember being a kid and my mom waiting until i was totally asleep to force me awake to put two dishes in the dish washer?????? and would be yelling and totally pissed off that im not standing at attention to do the dishes at 11pm 😭😭😭😭😭 bitch i was in literal rem sleep why are u screaming at an unconscious child? just lacking control or excitement in their own lives and take it out on their daughters its fucking sick

bc you're right lolllll its not that they 'dont understand' they deadass do not want to. which is why i don't believe in extending grace for bad mothers in a lot of these situations bc why the hell do i have to put myself in YOUR shoes and suffer disrespect always thinking about YOUR feelings when for the first 18 years you were the ONLY adult??? absolutely bizarre. i hope one day we can stop lighting up mothers for shit they can't control like crying babies or having to breastfeed and clock them for the way theyre cornerstones in keeping the patriarchy alive. and the specific bullshit mothers dole out and get away with it bc society expects total devotion to mothers especially from daughters like i need everyone to wake it up bc there's nooooo reason for a grown ass person to be sabotaging you like that! a lot of us are living in the house with our worst opponents and i hate it!

but bottom line? I AM ROOTING FOR YOU ANONNNN WE WILL MAKE IT OUT OF HERE I PROMMY

[amaria-the-soup]

hello, I just wanted to call out someone who sent me an anonymous message about my statement on your post about those immoral fics, and I just hope the person will be able to read this, because first of all, who the fuck do you think you are to tell me whether or not I'm recovered? That's incredibly rude and unnecessary, and I genuinely hope you'll think over your words because dictating my state of mind because of my statement was extremely ignorant?

Second it's not about me (or anyone else) distancing myself from it, as if it were a silly hobby. Pornography is as much addicting as drugs or alcohol. It's not a silly pass time I got burnt out from, it's a serious illness, and you're treating it like some silly little stuff. Third of all, this type of fiction can very much be the reason people start those type of behaviours, so yes consuming this type of media can lead to dangerous outcomes and turn "normal" people into mentally ill (especially as a minor). Your words were literally "well gambling addiction isn't bad, you just couldn't control yourslef lol". Hope this person can reflect on the brain rot they said <3 (I'm really sorry, but I just doubted that if I answered on my page they'd see it bc I don't post, but I really wanted them to see what kind of bullshit they said, sorry if this was bothering you dearie <3)

It’s not a bother at all! I agree with everything you said, and have some things to add in terms of actual studies:

It’s a big problem, and here’s the proof. And it’s not just visual, it is easily in reading too. So to encourage people to make “dark” or “taboo” fictional stories are really just adding to the porn culture and making it harder for people to get out.

It’s a cage, and without any help, it can get out of control easily.

Also, Hon, I just wanted to tell you that even if the asker is anon, they’ll get a notification when you answer them! But I am so honored that you were willing to come for help, and honestly, you’re so fucken’ brave. I hope that all of us can improve ourselves, and hopefully we can overcome our problems.

If you’re suffering from “dark smut” or rather, porn in general, I encourage you to take the steps to overcome it. Here’s some links for everyone, including me.

ALL of us need help, and we are all worthy of redemption. There’s someone out there who loves you, and you deserve to be loved and at your best.

[mrfandomwars]

Got frustrated with Ahsoka today so have two things I would do to make her more interesting, feel free to take them an make fics and aus as long as credit is given:

Darksider Ahsoka - Consider that the whole warning during the Mortis arc is actually used and Ahsoka Falls, and she becomes a Terrifying opponent because she was trained by Vader, even if in his Anakin's era.

[More under cut]

She is a Menace as a Darksider, maybe keeping in the shadows and making every New Republic secret network Unsafe because she helped set them up as Fulcrum. Worried about the Sequels? No problem! Secret Darksider Ahsoka! Everyone top level of the New Republic knows and is trying to Stop Her but Ahsoka was the Fulcrum, which meant Spying and staying undetected, she could totally do that to the New Republic where they can't do Anything to stop her You could even bring Original Trilogy Group (Han Solo, Lando Clarissian, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Chewbacca) back to act as the main heroes! Want the Rebels back too? Have them as one of the people that Ahsoka is Playing and them slowly learning it and joining sides with the OT Group! Also way to fix the live action lekku problem - too long would be impratical? Ahsoka VS Luke lightsaber fight, Luke LOSING Badly and someone grabs a saber - maybe Luke lost his or something - and cuts off Ahsoka's lekku's - saving Luke and resolving the problem. You can have her Come Back to the light side but haver her Choices haunt her after Mando contacts her because he needs help from a Jedi and he lost Luke's Number? She gives him Luke's number because She Can't help him, she doesn't consider herself a jedi even more and the republic won't allow her into any more battles in fear she will turn on them AGAIN

Maybe she is in fucking jail or Can't be put in a jail for whatever reason (maybe she came out as a Jedi survivor and explained everything she did to help the Rebellion to trap the New Republic Even More so they couldn't Act against her in public) so she is watched 24/7 - maybe by the Rebel Crew or Sabine for some reason (hence giving Sabine a reason to be with her and a whole nother stress for finding Ezra! because Ahsoka Can Not Leave Republic Space Or Enter Battles) and is trying to get back to being a Jedi, to clinging to the Lighside/Balance and trying to remember every single Jedi Philosophy she was taught

And also come to turns that Anakin wasn't the best Master for her, that he taught her somethings wrong that she will have to unlearn Alone and try to figure out how the Jedi taught it, what was the correct way to learn.

Because there are no more Prequel Jedi around to help her

Semi-Immortal Ahsoka - we all know that Star Wars media won't let people age - main example being the whole mess with Bo-Katan - and we know Filoni won't let Ahsoka die.

So! Since we know that, how about we take it and run with it?

Ahsoka who became semi-immortal because of being brought back by the Daughter so now she ages MUCH slower and will outlive EVERYONE SHE HAS LEFT THAT SHE CARES ABOUT, who will live to millions

If she doesn't die again that is

Because I'm thinking of like. A timer. That resets every time she dies

(you can take this further and say that she ends up back to the age of when the Daughter rescued her every time shed dies and maybe or not it takes longer every time for her to age past that age)

Ahsoka who learned the hard way how to be The Fulcrum via A Lot Of Deaths that earned her the rumour that she fakes her death A Lot to avoid taxes/jk

Ahsoka who grows afraid of getting the same attachment (as George Lucas Defined Attachment, not the common misconception you fools) problems as Anakin and adding in the fact that no matter what she does she will outlive people so she Stays Away from everyone even more because she doesn't want to go through the pain of losing people

so why get close in the first place?

[kalcifers-blog]

I'd like to know your head canons on JBM, plus, how would Marvin react when they figure out that homophobia/transphobia exists?

Starting off with Marv, they'd mostly be like "???????? H u h??" In response to that because it just doesn't sound real to them tbh. Like "it's literally none of their business why are they so mad??".

NOW FOR JBM HCS.

- Jackie's HOH/Partially deaf, and uses hearing aids, he developed hearing problems in his childhood (around age 10) and uses BSL (my newest version of JBM is British-Irish)

- Jackie is the youngest out of all the egos so to everyone (except Marvin) he's seen as the younger brother/son figure

- Jackie's powers are a direct result of IRIS experimenting with Anti-Matter. He doesn't know this but he was specifically chosen to one day be the person to put an end to Anti's reign, but the experimentation didn't go as planned and Jackie was essentially cast aside (some IRIS workers were genuinely considering killing him so their work isn't revealed to the public).

-Carrying on from the last note; Jackie's powers can look extremely similar to Anti's because of the fact that he was created with stopping Anti in mind- meaning he has things like teleportation(however it's only in short bursts, think Hunter from The Owl House), an unnatural endurance, super strength and a level of control over electrical fields. One of the side effects is that his powers can occasionally become unstable if not regulated properly.

- Another side effect is the fact that he can't exactly die? Since his powers directly correlate with Anti (yk the guy that's literally in a "dead" body 24/7) his "healing abilities" arent the fact that he's healing it's that his body naturally works on injuries faster- meaning it would take something that would kill him instantaneously for it to actually work- otherwise he will eventually come back from it (also the healing doesn't mean he can't get scars anymore, he still gets scars from any injury he attains) and yes he does still feel pain

- Ever since he completely cut ties with IRIS, he out right refuses to use his powers as much as he is physically able too, sometimes he's unable too due to the fact that they are tied to his well-being and can come out during outbursts or moments involving high levels of stress, anger etc.

- his eyes used to be grey before everything happened, now they're extremely bright blue- he doesn't exactly hate it but it still catches him off guard to see them sometimes

- Most of his "hero" work isn't technically the stereotypical stuff a hero would normally do- but it's still very important that he does. He very often goes to protests and volunteers at places wherever he can. He doesn't consider this hero work either, just stuff he wants to do to help out where he can

- The man is an extrovert to his core, he literally will be making friends literally anywhere and half the time the rest of the egos are just like- "what the fuck???" Because none of them are extroverts.

- I think Jackie took a lot longer than Marvin to fall for them than they did. Mostly because mans got horrid issues regarding to letting people seeing him be vulnerable, and it's only when Marvin makes it extremely clear that they're safe to be around that he ends up slowly falling for them. He also admires how they don't particularly care about anyone else's opinions and values taking care of themselves over conforming into what any society says you should be.

-this ones pretty obvious but Jackie is 100% punk

- his day job is being a freelance artist and guitarist in a punk band. He also part times as a bartender (THE MANS IS BUSY AS SHIT.)

-he obviously mains as a guitarist but he does also know how to play bass and drums (he's had to step in for his other band mates occasionally)

THATS ALL FOR NOW!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!! Please feel free to send in asks for headcanon lists I love seeing them!!

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

The audacity of some people... (or why we have to talk about decent behaviour in 2023)

You all know I have zero problem with you sending me stuff, messages, asks, prompts, fanart, additons, informations, whatever. I like it, I love it, I answer it, I publish it, I respond in some way to it. You know what I mean.

But sending me a "question" and then either complain about why "it takes so long to answer omg how can you!!!!!" and / or ask me a "question" - even though you already know the answer (!) - and then I answer it (either with a short or a long answer but neverthless me taking time to answer it) and the same person has nothing better to do as to complain like "OMG YOUR ANSWER IS SO WRONG BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO MENTION (insert some weird minor facts that are either have nothing to do with the question or ar unnecessary complaining because I gave a short answer to a short question instead of writing a 12 page essay)".

So yeah.

How about a new rule for this blog (and I know this isn't about 99,9% of the people who follow this blog, so feel free to keep scrolling if you don't think I'm talking about you):

Don't send in questions (or anything else for that matter) when you just want to start unnecessary drama and you already know the answer and / or just want to complain be nasty (legitime critism is something else, of course, and always welcome - same for correcting stuff if I get something wrong; you know what I mean).

Oh, and, a side note: Spaming me with messages - sending the same message 3, 4, 5, 6,... times in a row or with the same "question" but different wording, is certainly not going to make me answer it quicker.

2023 and some people know nothing about manners and nice behaviour. Maybe learn something about these two things this year...

(And if this person I'm talking about in this post is my stalker: Fuck off. Just fuck off.)

I love runing this blog and I do it for the fans and the fandom and everyone who stumbles across it and likes it.

But I still have a private life. My day doesn't revolve 24/7 around tumblr. And if your day does - maybe touch grass.

[inglourious-imagines]

PROMPT LIST

Hello people! This is my own prompt list! Feel free to send requests! I’m really excited to do this haha

Also, this really took me some time to put it all together so please, if you reblog/use it/etc. give me credit. Thanks!

Update: If you have your own prompt that is not listed, quote or whatever else and you think it’s great, you can send it to me and we’ll see what comes out of it.

1. I fucking hate everyone. But you, you’re the only person I don’t hate.

2. And he looked at me, like there was something in me worth looking at. 

3. Anger makes you stupid. Stupid gets you killed.

4. I’m here. You can talk to me or not talk to me but I’m here.

5. Goddamn right you should be scared of me! 

6. And suddenly, life wasn’t about living. It was about surviving.

7. "-but you’ll die!“ "I don’t care." 

8. I said I’m fucking fine.

9. Don’t you touch her.

10. We sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning. 

11. Oh! The girl/boy I’ve heard so much about. 

12. No one would hurt you again, or I’d kill them.

13. A cigarette for a thousand problems.

14. I could keep you save. They’re all afraid of me.

15. You look so proud standing there with a frown and a cigarette. 

16. Thank you for loving me when I still tasted of heartache and war.

17. His eyes had more darkness than any other eyes I had ever seen before.

18. You don’t know shit about what happened to me. 

19. This is who we are, a product of war.

20. Looking half a corpse and half a god.

21. I wanna see how you lose control.

22. I look at you and I just love you and it terrifies me. It terrifies me what I would do for you. 

23. "You can’t protect everyone.” “I have to try." 

24. He’s a badass with a good heart.

25. You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous. 

26. In a fight, they’re lethal. Around each other, they melt. 

27. I wonder which will get you killed faster, your loyalty or your stubbornness.

28. You collect scars because you want proof that you are paying for whatever sins you’ve comitted. 

29. With this smile, I can get away with everything. 

30. I was so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend. 

31. Come over here and make me.

32. Oh my god! You’re in love with him!

33. Oh, do you ever shut up? 

34. Can you two please get a room? 

35. I have a name and it’s not sweetheart. 

36. If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me. 

37. Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy. 

38. Such dirty words from such a pretty little mouth. 

39. Kiss me. 

40. Are you flirting or starting a fight? 

41. You stay awake do you hear me?! Don’t you dare close your eyes! Please! Come on! 

42. Honestly, I only asked you for help because it’s so cute when you try.  

43. You’re standing a little close to me..

44. You’re evil. It’s hot. 

45. If you bite your lip one more time, I swear I’m going to do it for you. 

46. By the Gods! You love her, don’t you? 

47. It’s blood, not nuclear waste. Chill out. 

48. A knife? Are you flirting with me? 

49. "Hear me out.” “Why the fuck should i listen to you?" 

50. I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week. 

51. Rumour has it, I make you nervous. 

52. Leave, leave right now.

53. Can you just fuck off already?

54. "I- I trusted you!” “Sweet naive girl, trust is for children. You are a soldier." 

55. Alcohol’s the only instant in my life.

56. You gotta stop saying things that make me want to kiss you. 

57. Please don’t do this. Don’t act like you care. 

58. Is everything supposed to go dark?

59. Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me. 

60. Fuck, you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

61. It’s 2 in the morning. Why are you still up?

62. I want an answer, goddammit! 

63. You make me want things I can’t have. 

64. Cut the crap and tell me what happened. 

65. Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.

66. It’s nice to see someone who can appreciate my humour.

67. We’re more than just friends and you know it. 

68. It’s pitch black in here and I can see you’re blushing.

69. Yes asshole, I do care about you.

70. They’re both stubborn and it’s complicated. 

71. For you, I would.

72. I like you more than I planned.

73. I need you, idiot.

74. Golden eyes and a smile made for war.

75. Take that, fuckers!

76. I licked it so it’s mine!

77. We’re in this together. 

78. Can I have this dance? 

79. Look, I know you’re a hardass but can you play with my hair? It would really help. 

80. No! Stay away from me! Stay back! 

81. Maybe if you actually stop staring at her and talk to her, you might have a chance. 

82. You have to promise you won’t fall in love with me.

83. I know that face. That’s your I’m-upset-with-you face. 

84. I think we’d make this a fair fight if we each had a gun. Don’t you think, boys? 

85. He loves you, you know? He’s just afraid of admitting it.

86. Dear Lord, please have mercy on my soul. This woman/man will be the death of me. 

87. There are other things than Germans that can kill you. 

88. What the hell? You are supposed to hate me!

89. Why do you like me?

90. "You’re annoying.” “You love me.”

91. Wanna go to hell together? 

92. I lack the vocabulary to describe you.

93. You make me feel… you make me feel.“ 

94. What the fuck…?

95. So that’s you, the girl/boy who destroyed armies. 

96. You’re my regret.

97. You better not die on me! 

98. Can you stop shouting at me?!

99. Why are you making this so damn hard? 

100. But that’s the problem, (name). I don’t think I’m able to stop loving him/her. Ever. 

! UPDATE !

101. There is no way you’re going anywhere with him, not on my watch.

102. “You know you’re in love with her right?” “Since when?” “Since always.” 

103. Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t do this.

104. I love you, I do, but you’re a real pain in the ass.

105. Is that my shirt?

106. Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.

107. I think I might be falling in love with you.

108. What are you talking about? You’re married!

109. I saw that. You just checked me out.

110. Quick, pretend you’re talking to me.

111. I just wanted to hear your voice.

112. That was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.

113. No. The moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.

114. "It could be worse.” “You aren’t the one bleeding.” “Look, you’re still alive. Stop whining.”

115. Are you naked under that thing?

116. “Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

117. What the hell were you thinking?! 

18. You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?

119. Well, if I told you, then it wouldn’t be a secret.

120. Is it weird that was a total turn on?

121. That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.

122. If I kiss you right now, I won’t be able to stop.

123. What did you just say?

[figkeele]

8, 13, and 24 for spiderverse/your current main fandom. I hope it takes your thoughts away from the shitty day. Also, *hugs* ♥️.

Aww, thanks! Silly things do help!

Note for any poor soul reading this, this will be not just spoilery for Across the Spider-Verse, but absolutely negative! :D It's a choose violence ask after all.

Also, considering the movie is out for like 7 days, thankfully I could detach from the fandom before I GOT VERY UPSET. But I needed to unfollow people already for my blood pressure lol. It is a silly thing! I'm very well aware of it.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

People think the writers already knew the twist ending of the second movie when they wrote the first one. That the 42 motif that we see everywhere in the movie is a NOD TO Earth-42! When it's clearly not, omg, why would it be?

In the comics (and other places) Miles is bitten by Spider no. 42, and the latest comic run had 42 issues (a nod to this big number), Miles won the lottery with the number 42. It's a thing. Oh my god! I can't take this anymore, please just kill me.

Sure, they might have had some ideas of doing the fate vs. free will thing, so they put in the spider from a different universe - or, they just built upon the blocks that were already there. But this 42 thing... this was always an easter egg, a nod to the comics.

13. worst blorboficiation

Miles G. Morales. Yeah, he's not grief and guilt-driven like all the Peters usually, but that doesn't mean he's a cinnamon roll! I know, I shouldn't base my Miles knowledge on comics, but... but... When he just fucking straight up smashes the cure for his clones??? He can be impulsive and fucking angry, people.

So the thing is, I see a lot of debate around how cheap a move it was that they made an EVIL MILES (when come on, he's my favorite comic villain stfu), because clearly, Miles is ALL GOOD.

And while yeah, he's not course correcting (due to grief and shame) when he gets his powers like Pete, he's not a cookie-cutter good person. He is a force to be reckoned with, for sure, but for good or evil, it depends on his world. In the original 616 continuity, he's a straight-up villain, Wilson Fisk's best friend. So like????

So no, he isn't destined to be the Prowler, nor he is the purest fluffball people make him out to be. And I really hope, in the next movie we see, that even if Miles-42 would have gotten his power, he would not have been a good person, it's not the powers that make him. No great power, great responsibility here, sir.

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

"My favorite Spidey wouldn't side with Miguel, they would try to save Miles's dad" vs. "To be a superhero it means you always choose the greater good."

Everyone has such a fucking black-and-white opinion about this and tbh, yeah, I think a lot of Peters (especially 1048 Peter) would not side with Miguel. So this was a specific thing I didn't like about the movie, but if you dare to criticize it, then you are just dumb and you don't get what it means to make sacrifices.

But the point is: while the theme of this fucked up trolley problem would be interesting, it doesn't mean coldheartedly straight-up murdering people lol. I still don't think the movie handled this topic very well, but the discourse around is... just making me nope the fuck out of fandom.