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houseswife · 8 months

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#I’m drunk right now and couldn’t possibly articulate how this makes me feel #just. the fact that they’re so codependent that you can see it from mars #+ adding the fact that taub turned in his letter of resignation to foreman in this same episode because he was sure that house would #at the very least ‘implode’ (or straight up meet his demise) after losing wilson…#he’s so real for that #I’m UNWELL #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson #hatecrimes md #chris taub

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homkamiro · 6 months

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Answering some questions regarding TF2 × MLP AU!!! This crossover absolutely rotted my brain and I can't.stop thinking about it

#ALSO FUN FACT hey did you know that i made demoman a zebra because. they are from farasi right #and in farasi live kelpies. you know. creatures from SCOTLAND mythology #i thought it was so smart i was giggling a day straight #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #my little pony #mlp #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp fim #tf2 mlp au #I don't wanna tag every fucking character in here hold on #tf2 mercs #tf2 administrator #tf2 merasmus #that's enough

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tea-cat-arts · 4 months

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Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #the fact that people think scum villain #-a series that examines and criticizes common tropes in fiction-#is somehow against criticism or being a little hater is wild to me #especially since shen qingqiu never gets punished for being a hater #heck- he's still a little hater by the end of the series #he mostly gets punished for treating life like a play and like he and the people around him are characters #(or in other words- he suffers for denying his own wants and emotions and his own sense of empathy)#I think some of y'all underestimate how much writing/art is inspired by creaters being little haters #like example off the top of my head-#the author of Iron Widow has been pretty vocal about the book being inspired by their hatred of Darling in the Franxx #I think my interpretation of Shen Yuan's transmigration is also supported by the fact that this series is an examines writing processes #side note- though i understand why people say Shen Yuan is lazy and think its a valid take it still doesnt sit right with me #i am probably biased because my own experiences with chronic pain and depression and isolation #but ya- i dont think Shen Yuan is lazy so much as he is deeply lonely and feels purposeless after denying parts of himself for 20ish years #like yall remember the online fandom boom from covid right?#being stuck completely alone in bed while feeling like shit for 20 days straight does shit to your brain #the fact that no one came to check on him + he wasn't exactly upset about leaving anyone behind supports the isolation interpretation too #+in the skinner demon arc he describes his life of being a faker/inability to stop being a faker now that he's Shen Qingqiu #as “so bland he's tempted to throw salt on himself” and “all he could do is lay around and wait for death” (<-paraphrasing)#bro wants to be doing stuff but is stuck in paralysis from repeatedly following scrips made by other people #another point on “Shen Yuan isn’t lazy” is just the sheer amount of studying that man does #also he did graduate college- how lazy can he really be #he doesnt know what hes doing but he at least tries to actively train his students #and he actually works on improving his own cultivation + spends quite a bit of time preping the mushroom body thing #+he's experiencing bouts of debilitating chronic pain throughout all this #but ya tldr: Shen Yuan's transmigration is an encouragement to write and not a punishment and also i dont think its fair to call him lazy

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egophiliac · 2 days

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(breathing into a paper bag) FRALIO....

can't believe they gave us another guy. oh my god. so I guess Kelka is more, uhhh, more OOO then, and Fralio is Ankh? not that it matters too much, although they do seem to be doing something with the connected Riders so. who knows. anything goes! or if I may, anything gOOOes! god. of course they're the Ambition parallel. of course they are. oh my god.

fortunately there's nothing else they can throw at me right now that could possibly --

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#art #ride kamens #ride kamens spoilers #OKAY i am caught up through show my cards so i feel more confident about going into main story part 2 #unless there's some absolutely wacky lore thrown into the fun rollerblades event WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT #extra excited for these guys now! can't wait to meet them properly :D #gosh though i am so afraid for jou in part 2 #he's grown on me so much and i can't help but think getting backstory so soon is an ominous sign #especially for a wisdom guy i mean COME ON #i'm getting kiriya vibes and i don't like where this is heading #on the one hand if they legit kill off a character in their joseimuke gacha game...i mean. respect.#but also i want jou to be okay :(#i want everyone to be okay except maybe taiten because what is even going on with him #me yesterday: oh i don't think he's straight-up evil :) now let me just finish up the space event...#taiten: let's talk about plan DOMINATE PLANET #damnit taiten #tangentially i do think it would be EXTREMELY funny if the whole soun thing was a fakeout and murakumo was just some other dude entirely #soun's soft spot for uryuu and dislike for taiten is entirely coincidental #(probably based around the fact that taiten is INCREDIBLY evil) (or is he) (i mean yes)#he's multilayered he doesn't need a narrative reason to have opinions about other characters what are you his MOM

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keepthedelta · 5 months

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they put a baby in a kart and let him steer straight into the bushes

#insaaaaaaaane image #obsessed with everything about this #nico as the world's tiniest driver #keke with the slutty open race suit chest hair on display #the tiny baby helmet and goggles #the fact that nico really did steer them straight into the bushes because keke was going too fast for him #nico rosberg #keke rosberg

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idolomantises · 1 year

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What’s funny too is that in most of my bios I say “I draw cute girls and lesbians” and yet I still have people go up to me and say “can you draw men. Do you hate straight people.”

#txt #what’s fun too is that I do in fact draw men and straight couples. jsut not as often and girls and lesbians #because I love lesbians sorry‼️‼️‼️

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thedickgraysons · 4 months

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going to start listing canon interactions men in acotar have had, and then just add "which could mean nothing" to the end à la matt damon and ben affleck.

rhysand was 'the one who taught tamlin how to fuck.' which could mean nothing. rhysand also fell in love with feyre because she reminded him of cassian. which could mean nothing.

cassian slept with mor because he was jealous of how much of azriel's attention she took up. which could mean nothing.

#acotar #rhysand #cassian acotar #sjm critical #solely because i am Criticizing the fact that she wants me to think any of these men are straight #they are never beating the toxic bisexual allegations #tamsand #what is cassian and rhys ship name #what is cassian and AZ's ship name actually

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puppetmaster13u · 9 months

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Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough #I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move #He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working #He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it #He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan?#Utterly hilarious #Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :)#Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now:#Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS #He’s trying to do his JOB #Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter #Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou #Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie #She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones #Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan #Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky)#Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL #He’s very tired and would like a nap now

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niamhthefae · 3 months

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guys. edwin canonically speaks multiple languages. george rextrew speaks multiple languages.

what if in season 2 they meet someone who only speaks like, french (for the sake of this scenario) or something. and none of them know what to do, and edwin just bursts out in PERFECT FRENCH and when the client has left he just goes "my french is a little rusty so it might be a bit wrong here and there but i think i got it :)" and everyone just dies because how on earth did that just happen

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #crystal palace #pushing my edwin payne speaking/understanding a bunch of languages agenda #hello fic writers #this idea is litteraly right here #when they get together i need edwin to refer to charles as mon coer or mon amour or something at least once #excuse the fact that i've had to use only french here because that is my only other language #it would be cute #and every time he calls him a french pet name charles' brain fails to compute #straight up *error 404: charles not found*#and edwin just does that little smirk #my obsession levels are reaching critical guys

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jasonsbruce · 1 month

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Batman: The Bisexuality Within - The Telltale Series

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hiemaldesirae · 3 months

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she held a party for her coming out anniversary specifically told him not to come and then he came anyway. dumbass behaviour

#fun fact this is based off of my friend throwing a discord coming out party #actual worst voice call ive ever been part of it was great #hazbin hotel #🌗 art tag #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #i guess this could be rdst. but i didnt mean it to be because i still cannot wrap my head around straight people #oh whatever ill tag for consistencys sake #radiostatic #fem vox #transfem vox

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eeveekitti · 4 months

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ok indigo park people has anyone else noticed this?? in the intro??

#indigo park #straight up does this just mean lloyd was in fact the original mascot???#because thats EXACTLY where rambley's mural is ingame #btw sorry rw followers for the new fixation this game is just rlly good

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ialwaysknewyouwerepunk · 7 months

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the loneliness and sadness that creeps into you in a way that only growing up queer can cause. your parents can accept you and still make you feel like an outsider. your parents can love you and still reject parts of you. that old-fashioned kind of love where they think trying to mold you, make you tough, is better for you. or that quiet status quo where you just don't talk. and where everyone is accepted, though some are more than others. generations and generations it's just been easier to let it slide. to let it be. not cause a fuss. but then we sit there with a knot in our chests all our lives wondering how it got there