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he was SHIT in the HEAD?,,,,???????,
funny as hell next question
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In britain, you can't just call someone a "guy" or "dude" anymore. Because of bloke.
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THEY MAKE ME INSANE
Proof below:
Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:
#than Laura drove them home…#I wonder if Logan continued to sleep in the car or if he woke up and helped carry Deadpool inside and place him on the bed#or did Logan also get dragged to the bed? while asleep?#he weighs like 600 lbs because of the metal so it would be incredibly hard to do#correction he weighs between 350 to 425 lbs#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#poolverine
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You used to be able to exchange money for goods and services. Now you can’t do that. Because of broke.
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#it was about 22 hours for me on a school trip#woke up at 3am for the airport and didn’t sleep until 1am the next day because we did sO much and then went to a stadium for a hockey match#angel talks#poll#sleep
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this is the moment that broke me
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#gif warning#gifs that will drop a beat so sick that your head will come off warning#admittedly i nearly lost it thirty seconds into 7-12 because of the mohawks#but mixmaster dj riddle just absolutely destroyed me#i have got to stop playing the updates at 2 am because i genuinely woke up and had to check if i had dreamed this or not
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Returning home
#I like to think it works like Sophie being old in Howls moving castle#without his friends and family and Arthur Merlin obviously ages#but Arthur makes him feel young again - like who he was with him#because Arthur woke up obviously because that’s what happens#it’s true and canon and I said so#(don’t tell anyone im only on season three currently)#my art#Merlin#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#Merthur
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Welcome to Preservation! we have nice people and even nicer murderbots.
#it's Amena's graduation day because i said so#cranked this thing out after i woke up at noon. i was possessed by something i think#it was fun to think up outfits for everyone. i humbly becken u to look at amena's graduation cafgan#wtf bharadwaj why u in that heavy coat it's hot out#pin lee gifted that rice hat to volescu btw.#i subject ratthi to being the kind of person to wear socks in sandals. sorry ratthi#uuuh#the murderbot diaries#murderbot#illustration#character design#art#character art#artists on tumblr#wigglybunfish
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there's a line between encouraging people to keep an open mind about DAV and pretending the layoffs don't matter & the grim internal reports regarding DAI's production didn't happen and I need 'True Fans' to find it quickly
#and when the 'Fake Fans' leave and its just us sitting in a shrinking community that cant tolerate criticism🧍🏾♀️ what then#lore: posting at 4am because a drunk text woke me up and now I cant fall back asleep
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A quick idea I had to sketch out because sometimes I think about how Ford still views himself as a bad brother sometimes but Stan’s there for the very needed reassurance that Ford is a good brother and Stan can see how Ford is trying every day
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#sea grunks#sketches#my art#stan pines#ford pines#woke up with feelings so must make feelsy art lol#i kinda centered the idea around a nightmare#where ford couldn’t really protect and save stan#and it spiraled into him thinking he’s an awful brother#but stan says to hell with that thought#and he goes to list off all the things that make ford a good brother#because he is#queue
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rip dr house you would have loved to say ‘because of woke’ 😢💔
#we cannot call this patient a fag idiot and pump them full of poison. because of woke#mine#house md
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Sylus is for those who are seeking someone who can be genuine and honest with them. That will put them and their relationship first and wont betray the same trust that is given.
Sylus is for those who are scared of being loved completely. The ones who believe they have a dark side and want someone who will still stand by their side and love them still the same.
Sylus is for those who sometimes need help and can’t ask for it. He would do the things, guide you or simply accompany you through it all.
Sylus is for those who struggle to see a bright side of themselves, but he will remind you time and time again how a wonderful person you are. In his eyes, there is nothing more precious than you.
#it’s too early for this. I know. but I had the wildest dream and I woke up sobbing because Sylus 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i need a moment#this applies to my dream and my dream only but I needed to put it out so I could function properly for the rest of the day#i have a vision#love and deepspace#love & deepspace#omi.ds#sylus qin#l&ds#lads shin#lads sylus#sylus x reader#sylus x mc#sylus x you#sylus x y/n#lads headcanons#my hcs
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your dream ended. because of woke.
you laughed. because of joke.
frogs make noise. because of croak.
tree. oak.
#shitpost#since this post seems to have broken containment the joke is ''because of woke''#cause like#idk i think some idiot said it and it was memed on#anyway it's not poetry or whatever
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8/4 is Perceptor Day!
Be careful not to shake the cage; the denizens will get very scared.
#my friend asked if the rollypollys were there for percy to eat#“like a snake!”#im going to mail him a box of ants#and then i shared that story with another server and someone else said#perceptor uses his scope to slurp up the insects#so im getting two boxes of ants#anyways! this should be a national holiday. but it's not. because of Woke#transformers#maccadam#tf perceptor
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#ultimate imposter#Hajime hinata#Twohina#An art#Sdr2#sdr2 nagito#danganronpa 2#Okay long tag rant incoming#I got into a comment thread on ig because I was mouthing off. Dumb of me I know I keep doing this#And it woke up a nasty side in myself that I don't like. Not that I said anything undeserved#but I was getting a little too into the satisfaction of it. And if you let yourself gloat in being nasty#You're more likely to allow yourself that in other situations and imo you just shouldn't indulge yourself in that#At least I shouldn't. Its not about being self satisfied. Anyway. SUCH A TANGENT#I had a little self reflection moment when I woke up and decided to stop being angry at people in my head. Even shitty people are just peop#And idk maybe that makes sense to someone. If this comic is super nonsensical to you dwbi lol#Okay that's it. Tap mic. Thanks you. Tip your waitress.#twogami
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Damian: [brushing his teeth]
The shadow hanging over his shoulder: [Gets its teeth dangerously close to Damian's shoulder]
Damian: [Shoves a toothbrush into said shadow move and starts brush]
The shadow: [Pauses before starting to let out a contented purr]
Damian then spits out the foam and washes out his mouth, then makes the shadow do the same and then picks out pjs.
Damian: [Currently decided if he should go with the cat, dog, or knife imprinted one]
The shadow: [Starts getting dangerously close to Damian with, toxic green spirals it calls eyes]
Damian: [Throws the dog imprinted one behind him at the shadow and takes the cat imprinted one for himself and tells the shadow to put it on]
The shadow: [Stares at the clothes before hesitantly putting them on before letting out a noise of distress]
Damian: [Turning around to find the shadow somehow stuck in the pjs, lets out a sigh, then starts to help them fit]
Damian then moves over to the bed, he points to one side and tells the shadow to go there. The shadow listens, laying down as Damian also lays down, grabbing the sheets and covering them both.
It barely took a few seconds for the shadow to fall asleep, and Damian stared at it. Damian wasn't quite sure why the shadow of his dead twin was following him, nor why it was even able to and seemed to hide itself from anyone who isn't Damian.
Nobody besides him knew about it, and Damian decided that he liked it. This could have been his younger brother, if the other had survived, and they would have probably been told to fight to the death to decide an heir.
At the very least, that won't ever happen.
Even if his brother was slightly unusual.
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Danny did not remember much of the before, he remembered people with blurred faces and features, blurred colors. He remembered a lot of colors, then red, then white, then pain.
He doesn't like pain, he believes.
Then he remembered going to sleep, and then he woke up. It was dark and slimy and cramped when he woke up, especially when he realized someone else was in their with him.
Then he fell asleep again, then woke up to that same dark and slimy place, then fell asleep again, all in some weird cycle. Then, moving, and pain.
It hurt, and he was sluggish when it eventually stopped. Then came pain again, and he was asleep.
Then he woke up, again.
He didn't know what was happening, wasn't really aware of too. But he woke up next to the other who was in that dark and slimy with him, and decided he wanted to stay with them.
He wasn't aware enough for most of the things that happened when Damian grew up, but he still stayed regardless, and hide from everyone else.
Danny loves his brother, and he thinks his brother loves him too. Even if he was slightly unusual.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Danny died and reincarnated#After a ruthless amount of experimentation at that#He only vaguely remembers his past life lawl#Anyways Danny was reborn as Damian's twin but was killed because of a birth defect#Then he woke up again as some weird shadow creature and attached himself to Damian#Damian meanwhile isn't quite sure why his brother is still around when he should be dead#But takes care of him regardless of that fact#Even if his brother seemed to move more on instinct with the curiosity of a ten year old despite technically being the same age as him#For the record#Danny ISN'T a halfa here#Since he died he lost that status lawl#Danny is a shadow creature who attached himself to his older brother Damian#Shocker I know#Real different to how I usually have them in my posts huh?#Right Danny still takes the form of a child#A shadowy wispy child but still#He only comes up to Damian's chest lawl but he can fly so it balances out#He also weighs nothing so Damian can just easily pick him up lol
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