#because let's be real here
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
oh-meow-swirls · 8 months ago
Text
people complaining about yo-kai watch supposedly being a pokemon rip-off is honestly so funny to me. inspiration is literally a good thing. that's like saying platformers are all ripoffs of mario or some shit like that and i'm sure everyone can agree how stupid that'd be-
14 notes · View notes
snaggletoothedbastard · 9 months ago
Text
I really bought myself a Hawaiian shirt on a whim. Never thought I'd see the day.
7 notes · View notes
elliemarchetti · 2 years ago
Text
ACoTaR characters as Guerlain perfumes
because once I’ll get rich I intend to collect them like some kind of overpriced figurines and nobody is going to stop me.
The Girls 
Feyre Archeron - Insolence (Eau de Parfum)
Spontaneous, sometimes excessive, it’s the perfect perfume for those who are self-confident and proceed with the grace and elegance of a conqueror. Insolence is the portrait of a woman of audacious sensuality, impossible to resist, and it succeeds in its mission without losing the floral, fruity and powdery notes that I imagine Feyre carries with her from her time in the Spring Court.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 
Price $$
Elain Archeron - Sparkling Bouquet (Eau de Parfum)
Fruity and fresh, Sparkling Bouquet has the olfactory imprint of a radiant personality, essential and multifaceted like a luminous jewel. The modernity of lavender and jasmine, mixed with a joyful accord of vanilla and sandalwood are the perfect representation of a character who loves growing flowers and feel the sun’s kiss on her skin.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘
Price $
Nesta Archeron - La Petite Robe Noir (Eau de Parfum)
A tribute to the most beautiful black notes of perfumery, La Petite Robe Noir is a deep, mysterious perfume with a thousand facets, sometimes sweet and delicate, sometimes unique and sophisticated, but always unmistakable.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘
Price $
Gwyneth Berdara - Eau de Guerlain (Cologne)
Light and refreshing, Eau de Guerlain is perfect in its clear and luminous simplicity, a reminder of Gwyn's innocence and vibrant curiosity.
Intensity  ⚫ 🔘 🔘 🔘
Price $$
Emerie - Neroli Outrenoir (Eau de Parfum)
A dark perfume, illuminated by neroli and bergamot, perfect for an enigmatic and magnetic character, willing to face her deepest fears for those she loves.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘
Price $$$
Mor - Mandarine Basilic Forte (Eau de Parfum)
The sweetness of a sun-kissed golden mandarin meets a lively basil sublimated by the warmth of sandalwood and the sweetness of vanilla tincture. Intense, exciting and captivating, this perfume is a journey to discover nature, with its hidden beauties and its unstoppable strength.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘
Price $$
Amren - Cuir Intense (Eau de Parfum)
A note of woody leather, an exceptional raw material, in contrast with the dark and mysterious character of a thousand-year-old creature, a perfect homage that highlights her strength, power and refinement.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
Price $$
Viviane - Shalimar (Soufflé de Parfum)
A real filter of femininity. Amber, sensual and luminous, in Prythian it would be produced in the Day Court and Viviane would be enraptured by its precious oriental caress. After the first application, the Lady of Winter would be unable to go without it, and Kallias would be secretly grateful.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘
Price $
The Boys 
Rhysand - Oud Khol (Eau de Parfum)
Intense, fascinating and absolute, this is the scent of a black so deep that captures and changes you from within. Enriched by the delight of a caramel note, I this this is the perfect fit for the dreamer hidden under the cruel armor. 
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
Price $$$
Cassian - L’Homme Idéal (Eau de Parfum)
What men aspire to be in the form of perfume. Luxurious and seductive, the ideal man is a devoted and captivating lover, and at the same time a powerful and methodical general, just like Cassian.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘
Price $
Azriel - Patchouli Ardent (Eau de Parfum)
Dark and woody, the patchouli is sublimated in an extraordinarily vibrant and luminous way by the essence of rose and the mysterious accord of leather and musks, which make it a unique and refined sensory journey, fitting for the Shadowsinger.
 Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ ⚫
Price $$
Tamlin - Vetiver (Eau de Toilette)
The fragrance of the earth at the crack of dawn, a perfect evocation of the awakening of the world for the High Lord of Spring.
Intensity  ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘
Price $$
Lucien - Eau de Fleur de Cédrat (Cologne)
From its sour freshness, similar to someone’s sense of humor, to its delicate citron, this perfume hides in plain sight the scents of the Mediterranean coastline.
Intensity  ⚫ 🔘 🔘 🔘
Price $$
Eris - Rouge Privé (Eau de Parfum)
A perfume to be savored like a fine wine, reinterpreted from the original Habit Rouge (which I find generally fitting for the Autum Court) with notes of fortified vanilla and amber that smell of resentment and dissatisfaction. In general, Rouge Privé is a perfume full of contrasts, perfect for someone dignified and full of secrets.
Intensity ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ 🔘
Price $$
6 notes · View notes
chiptrillino-art · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
(ID in ALT text)
just some kuruk tests
2K notes · View notes
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
1K notes · View notes
cosmetichorror · 1 month ago
Text
Lu au where everyone is the age of their game
Wild is 7
Warriors is 10
Sky is 13
Twilight is 18
Four is 20
Wind is 22
Time is 26
Legend is 33
Hyrule is 37
Warriors and Wild are LITERALLY child soldiers, Sky is in middle school (and is more than happy to travel as it means he has less homework to do…)
Twilight is a fresh adult and doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life
Four is still as short as he is in the comic. Also much to Sky’s dismay Four basically becomes his teacher so he doesn’t fall behind in his studies.
Wind finally can legally drink…. He’s the wine aunt. He’s a nut case. The kids love him. He and Time were babysitting Warriors during the WAR and they’re both still mad they put a like, 9 year old into a war.
Time is freshly married…. He’s as bad (if not worse) then Sky ever could be when it comes to being lovey dovey.
Legend is mad he has to go on another adventure after he’s been comfortably retired for a decade. He becomes the new old man, despite Rulie being older…. And btw Hyrule is still his little brother.
Hyrule is aging wonderfully much to everyone’s surprise. He looks 25. He still can’t read btw but he has mastered life in the wilderness. He is like a mountain lion, he can hide behind anything and sneak anywhere now. Give him a leaf and he’ll find a way to hide behind it and you’ll never see him….
They would’ve never found Hyrule if they didn’t have Warriors and Wild with them, and even then them finding Hyrule was more so Hyrule allowing them to find him so he could check on the kids.
552 notes · View notes
ratknifeguts · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Time for some One Piece nonsense
4K notes · View notes
zenruu · 2 months ago
Text
if you're still boiling a character as complex as alistair down to anything along the lines of: himbo, idiot, soft baby without an idea of his own, haha funny cheese man i'm straight up burning your house down with lasers and sending you directly to hell.
if you genuinely believe that man is stupid, all you're doing is admitting that you yourself cannot see beyond the incredibly transparent veil he wants to put over your eyes.
what he is is insecure, and he wants you to think he's stupid so that he doesn't have to live up to expectations he fears he won't meet. shortly after meeting him you can call him out on using humor to deflect and make himself smaller and he ADMITS IT.
he repeatedly shows you just how intelligent he is and how aware of the ways of the world he is. his history knowledge, his understanding of the chantry and its control of templars and mages that goes far beyond nearly anyone else we as the player speak with, his emotional intelligence when it comes to understanding others' intentions and needs... and this is just a thoughtless little post with quick examples i conjured up in five minutes! i'm not even doing a deep dive here! how do so many people miss all of this?
this is not advanced reading of subtext, it's incredibly simple and i'm completely unsure how people don't understand this about him.
he's such a great character for so many reasons - his flaws being some of those reasons - but a lack of intelligence is simply not one of those flaws no matter how you spin it.
551 notes · View notes
guardian-angle22 · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
This or That: Tarlos Edition -> Loft or townhouse?
245 notes · View notes
turtleblogatlast · 9 months ago
Text
I think a lot about Leo’s tendency to push his way into the spotlight despite clearly being a natural in the shadows. Hell, you could argue that his worst moments are when he’s forcing himself onstage, and his best are when he does things no one notices until it’s already been done.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#His aptitude with subterfuge sleight of hand stealth and speed really push how being a ninja really comes naturally to him.#it’s arguable that his desperation for the spotlight and validation is an act of subterfuge against himself#note that when he’s offered a job as a mascot he’s fine being unknown#when he and splinter win the battle nexus Leo immediately says ‘they love YOU pops’#idk I think so much about how good a ninja Leo is#and how much his persona is more an actor#Leo as a tot is shown a natural skill at katana too so hear me out-#every Leo is a natural ninja but every Leo’s route in life is directly tied to their splinter so#since rise splinter is an actor Leo too aims for it#and he brings it into his whole life - masking always because a Leo makes what they do who they are#I think that Leo naturally falls more in line with that of a typical ninja#his eccentric performer self is his subterfuge skill just set to an 11 at all times#not that that’s NOT him - like I said it’s still undoubtedly a part of Leo#but? idk I think about little moments like Leo being the only one to choose stealth in bug busters#or Leo being the only one to almost get Gus’s dog tags in The Ninja Art of Hide and Seek (he was so close but luck was against him alas)#like- he’s clearly in his element there and he falls into those skills so easily#it’s like how everyone has skills in so many things but some exceed more in some than others do#like Raph? Raph’s the biggest Hero of the bunch of them let’s be perfectly real here. Raph is THE Hero#All the boys are smart in their own rights but Donnie is THE Genius.#and they all have mystic powers but Mikey is THE Mystic Warrior with immense untapped potential#likewise Leo I feel is THE Ninja#but yeah I love how much Leo goes for the spotlight anyway for better or for worse#he IS a performer again make no mistake! but again the way he does it still lines up with his natural ninja aptitude and I love it#Leo loving magic tricks and magicians so much works doubly well here because like#you’d think he’s focused solely on the performance flair - no it’s ALSO and ESPECIALLY the DECEPTION
636 notes · View notes
marypsue · 19 days ago
Text
Man, it's cool and all if you see a metaphor for marginalisation in the monstrous, and if you want the power fantasy of 'what if you could just eat anybody who threatened you/pissed you off'. Me too.
However, as soon as you start saying 'no, these monsters are a 1:1 on Specific Marginalised Group, and you have to treat them in the fiction like they are directly representative of real human members of the marginalised group', BUT you also, in the fiction, make them hurt/kill/eat humans? And then try to shame me, your audience, for noticing or engaging with the bit where they kill people, because you made them directly representative of a real-world marginalised group? You have lost me, and also, I think, the plot.
#hear yourself. for the love of whatever you cherish.#'but they only kill bigots so ACTUALLY they're the GOOD GUYS -' your metaphor of monstrosity is entirely premised on the question of#'what if what you went around righteously killing; believing your actions to be justified;#were actually people and it was not in fact righteous or justified to just kill them'#'what if the world isn't neatly split into 'good guys' and 'bad guys'#who gets to decide who or what is 'bad'? because that's the original problem of monstrosity-as-metaphor-for-marginalisation#(if as a creator you say 'oh my intention with this was X' cool!#if instead you go with something like. well.#'well in this setting monsters are so rare it doesn't matter that they kill people and you'd have to be a homicidal sadistic psychopath >#< to hunt them; but sure I guess if you want to play a Bad Person' well I might have#but if you're going to explicitly judge me for wanting to engage with the moral question of 'how justified is this and who would do it#versus how justified are these monsters if they do have to harm or kill people to continue to exist'#then maybe I just don't want to play your game at all)#anyway I'm sick to death of poor uwu cozy vampires who are SO marginalised so I'm not Allowed to care about all the people they murder#it being fucked up is what's fun about it! do all the other shit but let me take the murders seriously!#and inb4 someone accuses me of being a bigot for saying 'actually I don't think you get a free pass to kill and eat people if you're gay'#remember when the CW's famously reactionary and conservative Supernatural tried to just gloss over the part where every time its heroes >#< killed a demon with a magic knife it also killed the person the demon was possessing#and say 'oh no it's fine we don't care about those killings; they don't matter; don't bother caring about them either'#but they were doing it to glorify exactly the kind of people that these 'monster as metaphor' stories are trying to cast as expendable?#I have other examples that are like. real dramas. but That Paranormal Show is the one that's in the same niche that I'm talking about here#it feels more insidious when it comes through a fantasy show where there are monsters involved#so you can say 'no it's not real so it doesn't matter'#but then ALL of it is equally not real. and vampires are not actually an oppressed group. because they don't exist.#you can say 'these vampires are a metaphor for an oppressed group so this fiction matters in real life'#or you can say 'don't care about the murders because they weren't actually real'#but you can't say both and then get mad at ME for treating the murders as seriously as the vampires#let me engage with your premise and don't waste my fucking time#or just set your fluff in the Sesame Street universe where vampires drink cherry Kool-Aid and help kids learn to count
209 notes · View notes
gd-dollopole · 2 months ago
Text
I should find another hobby
Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.
257 notes · View notes
autismsupersoldier · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
a non-exhaustive list of my dunmeshi cast headcanons, as well as a fun exercise in censoring genitals in creative ways. below the cut you can see a list of notes and explanations. hope you enjoy as much as i enjoyed watching the anime!
important to preface:
Tumblr media
now, lets get into it.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
thanks for lookin! here are some sketches too:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
some more falins because shes my favourite!
Tumblr media
454 notes · View notes
rocketbirdie · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
ahem. gay
399 notes · View notes
soybean-official · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Compiled the Disco Elysium style MGS2 portraits into 1 post!
325 notes · View notes
unriding · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ
art by @rabbbitseason of course <3
#🐦‍⬛🐕 .#<-#hehe i took inspo from kai’s rb of my mb:>#MY FIRST MOEVIE COMM#this is queued#im asleep (at least i should be by the time this is posted) but it’s a mystery as to how i will fall asleep knowing i would have to#close my eyes and not actively stare at this for the rest of my life#full factory reset i really don’t know what i would even say to this 🥹 im just#things i would do for bitti : anything! i cannot think of something i wouldn’t do for her#i gave her the most cursed ref known to mankind and she came up with this im so 🥹 thank you so much … your art blows me away every time ….#i may pass out seeing him in your style … the way you did his hands and he’s so big#this is me -> ໒꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ̯o̴̶̷̤ ꒱ྀི১ at this HSJDNCN aaaaaa 🥹#i will also state the very obvious and say that bitti is such a pleasure to work with ajsnxnkck ….. please im on my knees#when i saw this- my stomach literally flipped inside out and my ears were ringing .. and my heart was beating a million beats per second#if bitti’s comms were open for eternity & i won the lottery- i would commission so many mozes ….. the world would be full of bitti’s mozes.#^ though that sounds terrible for bitti … im so sorry#i swear that won’t happen i would never do that to you#he is sooooo yum in your style (severe & outrageous understatement)#but what i can do is stare at this all day#THANK YOU BITTI UEUEJJSJS 🥹🥹🥹 I HOPE UR PILLOWS R ALWAYS COLD !!!#not even aventurine’s shield can protect me from the 100000000 damage i took from this /pos#such a shield doesn’t exist in the hsr realm or the real world !!!#evie.ss#IM KIND OF ANGRY THAT I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL !!!!! WHAT COULD I SAY >:#WHAT AN ODD FEELING WHERE I AM reduced to my knees but from positive emotions alone …#im so dizzy /pos let me stop here this is already so long omg 🥹#edit: dude /gn my screen time is gonna skyrocket because im still staring with such a dopey smile on my face ahsndnxkc gosh im happy :’) th#thank you so much bitti …. this means so much to me#i literally can not put into words how much this has made my entire year :’)) im so soft im so happy
236 notes · View notes