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Crushes are wild this shit sucks
#never doing this again#it's been like 5 years since my last crush#and now this guy is gonna be out of my life within the next two weeks#and i vow to never have even a friendship crush on anyone again#why would i want to want to be friends with someone if they're gonna leave my life in that between stage#where im close enough to them that i'll miss them#but not close enough that they'll want to stay in touch with me#i know he doesn't like me as much as i like him#i know it#god i would talk to him for hours#or just sit with him in silence#because it's never awkward#it's just comfortable#im going to miss him so much#and that is so silly#i made it 25 years without him#knew him for 4 months#met him in person < 15 times#and now im gonna be sick because that's all i'll ever see him#absolutely unhinged#ridiculous#i feel like a teenage girl
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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️⚧️
Based roughly on this old post.
Bonus:
[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#trans leonardo#trans leo#rottmnt headcanons#turtle art tag#rise draxum#happy pride everyone~#if you’re wondering why there’s no backgrounds that’s because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry#but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me#I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha#I don’t know if it’s obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo#that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha#(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#“how would Leo NOT know’’ he had an inkling but never thought much of it because he’s a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare#also yeah that’s splinter’s hand at the end there I just KNOW he’d want those pics#also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too#both is good#making this made me remember why I never do color#at least for comics#it just takes sooo long#but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc#this is like the first time I’ve drawn Draxum and man he’s kinda hard to draw#also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects#(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raph’s paper and look at his baby’s self’s photo
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Okay future boy. They should hang out.
(Jefferson completely absorbing everything his Spider-man says is peak. Miles, all your dad wants is to listen to you. Water you doin'?)
#Honestly I hope the Morales family never finds out about the canon event thing or the chase because imo that's the funniest outcome by far#Rio and Jeff be like “Another Latino Spider-man! :D” meanwhile Miguel is taking guilt damage from Earth-1610 like it's a poison swamp level#The Davis-Morales Special of trying to play it cool while being awkward as hell#my art#jefferson morales#miguel o'hara#miguel ohara#atsv fanart#atsv miguel#spider man 2099#across the spiderverse#speculative btsv?#spider man#atsv#jefferson davis#spiderman 2099#In this scenario the Spot ended up thrashing Spider-Society so badly they couldn’t do anything to enforce Jeff’s canon event#So Jeff is alive telling everyone “It’s great that Spider-man brought all his friends to help fight that Holes guy.”#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderverse fanart#across the spider verse
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3.4 lantern rite log
[context for the 3rd one]
#this patch isnt even xiao-centric but its definitely a highlight he singlehandedly took by being socially awkward#he's just trying to exist let him be#xiao the uhh guy its in his vocabulary never tell me otherwise#qiiarts#xiao#lumine#traveler#paimon#zhongli#venti#hu tao#xingqiu#xiangling#chongyun#again 2 posts in one day i just want to get this out quick because Yknow The Recent Twitter News
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is it mean that i legit think that a large portion of young people who claim to be asexual are just socially inept so no one wants to date or have sex with them, leading to a large group of virgins who go 'well, i didn't want to be with anyone anyway!', meanwhile they are constantly hornyposting and talking about how sexually attracted they are to fictional characters?
#just saw a poll with like 16000 votes and a QUARTER claim to be asexual#sorry that is complete cap i know a bunch of you just don't have any real life relationship experience because you never leave the house#i'm not saying this as an insult#i am also often socially inept and have never had a proper relationship#that doesn't make me asexual i'm just awkward and autistic and high standards
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Gideon’s greatest appeal is that she’s so hot, right? She’s a tall, buff woman with a easy smile who’s the best at what she does and she also loves getting bossed around. She literally wants a woman that will tell her what to do and be appreciative of that.
Despite that she has NO GAME. Zero. Zip. None. She couldn’t seduce a woman if she actually tried too. If a real woman walked up to her and flirted she would blue screen, get freaked out and walk away. The fact that Harrow is obsessed with her is hilarious if only because Harrow has so much game despite everyone saying she’s a wet rat.
#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#Gideon would never be popular#she’s too weird damn you#she’s not just shy#she’s also just so fucking awkward#She thinks she’s confident but that’s because she’s only been around like three people
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Happy 12th Anniversary!
Some doodles I drew on whiteboard made by @noircherrimerlo and @karakt !
there is more but this is the ones i liked most ;) come join us! leave a doodle for the rc9gn anniversary, before whiteboard is gone! ;D
#rc9gn#first ninja#rc9gn first ninja#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja#randy cunningham#howard weinerman#rc9gn plop plop#rc9gn ninja kronk#ninja of '05#amanda levay#sorceress#im working on some other anniversary pieces but i decided to make a lil doodle on whiteboard because ive been obsessed by it all week xD#ive never had a chance to draw fun stuff on whiteboards before because im painfully awkward and shy lol
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!! QUICK PSA FOR TESTOSTERONE TAKERS !!
warning this is a bit gross so i'll put the photos under the cut but i think it's important because nobody told me about this before i started T
if you're taking testogel/any other T that you put on your skin, please for the love of god moisturise the skin you put it on
gel REALLY dries out your skin and as someone with dry skin anyway it caused my skin to flake and scab and break out more which has left a lot of scarring on my back/chest/shoulders
(yes, T causes acne anyway, but for me personally my skin didn't get that much worse after i started and it's improved since i've been moisturising more so that was the problem for me)
obviously there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with having acne or acne scarring or anything like that (it just makes me a bit insecure and means i have to put off getting tattoos there until it gets better), i just wish i'd started taking care of it earlier
also i would Never want to scare anyone off HRT if they want it because it's been a wonderful magical thing for me but there are some uncomfortable aspects of it and this is just one that i didn't know about
#tw scars#ramble#tboy swag#trans stuff#luckily from a distance it just looks like freckles but it's like. an insecurity i didn't have before#i've always moisturised my face but never my body and i didn't think it would make a difference#spoiler alert it DOES#again hrt is AMAZING and i've NEVER regretted starting it#but. puberty is awkward and uncomfy y'know#at least it's the RIGHT puberty this time#the benefits make all the bad parts SO WORTH IT#also for t takers you do just. have to wash more. because at the drop of a hat your skin starts SCREAMING#also bad combo if you're a scab picker. it's just not nice to go through
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THE MOMENT NAOMASA REALIZED THE EXTENT OF WHO ALL MIGHT ACTUALLY IS
For refrence; a side by side comparison of how Naomasa knows All Might vs how Toshinori is when he actually lets loose
#bnha#my hero academia#yagi toshinori#naomasa tsukauchi#it was at this moment naomasa realized#toshinori isn't just a good guy who wants to do good#but an absolute freak of a man who NEEDS it#the first time in Naomasa'a entire life he's seen Toshinori's eyes actually light up and him smile out of sheer euphoric joy#and he's realizing he really never had a chance at keeping Toshinori out of the battle#he's realizing nobody ever had a chance at getting All Might to back down and accept retirement#Toshinori is awkward and soft spoken among people#for he does not know how to fit in there#he tries but he always seems a bit uncomfortable or distracted#but there- right there- Toshinori is THRIVING#Toshinori is a deranged feral individual who is damn right terrifying#naomasa is realizing that the entire time everyones been unaware how much of a monster the symbol of peace really is#because toshinori is tame#he's on their side#he's the symbol of peace and hope#it's like thinking you have a pet golden retriver#only to realize you have a dog that's built to hunt bears#and watching your once percieved golden retriever#tear into a monstrousity that had you quacking#like its the most natural and right thing in the world to them
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Final Showdown pt 1
Final Showdown pt 2.
So the key to becoming a lil more chill with the patch 0 Orpheus ending is realizing what I can get away with off camera. Brain fell down and nobody saw how we landed? No Emps in sight? Who knows long it took to regroup? One reasonable patch 0 ending where everyone lives coming up.
and I would've been content with this ending too if it weren't for those meddling patches.
Felt validated about the artifact solution though when the epilogue came out. As if Greygold wouldn't keep that lil doo-hickey after all this, practically a bag of holding for people.
Had to jump some logic hoops for Orph though. Don't think Greygold would be willing to risk any potential confrontation with Orpheus about Emps after this. Try and pull their first Squid Trick on him. But uh. Turns out! Orph Buddy's got mad wisdom. Dude has probably seen every Squid Trick in the book. Although. Not so silly as Greygold's attempts.
#bg3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3#greygold#lae'zel#the emperor bg3#bg3 orpheus#squid greygold#If I don't have everyone at least say mfer once what is the point#funny story I couldn't put my heart into drawing: Lae'zel's last attack missed. Greygold had to land the finishing blow.#but I like to think Greygold made it look like Lae'zel killed the brain. tiny arrow. nobody saw nuthin'. Team effort. No kill steal here.#Was I tempted to have Greygold levitate-catch Emps like the beginning of the game? yes.#But the cutscene of 'em scramble-falling off the brain told me that. I think they forgot they could levitate for a hot minute.#So. Awkward catch it is!#never found out what that netherbrain energy ball did in that fight. but uh.#let's just say thank gods the boss was defeated in time because NOBODY WAS DODGING IT aldkjksdjf#Most romantic fight between Greygold and Lae'zel hands down y'all
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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Ghosts & Medium AU Drabble - Mansion Invasion
The drabble idea i have been wanting to write :3
There is some stuff that hapepend in between. But it is a few weeks after Ngihtmare joined the group :3
No edit's or beta we going.
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"I still do not see the purpose of getting distracted from your mission of getting my relic." Nightmare sounds unamused from where he sits in the front seat.
Dust does not look up from the road "And I like to eat something other than dry rice once in a while." and the stupid cult activity ruined most ghost hunting jobs so he needs to branch out.
Sure he hasn't hunted other supernatural stuff in a while but this shouldn't be that hard.
It are only like sex demons. And those never managed to affect him before so all things considered it is a very save job to do for Dust.
Killer whines as he uses Cross's body to lean over the back of the chair "Why is Nightmare allowed in thr front seat?!"
Ash huffs "Because you try to distract Dust while he is driving like now! Back off!"
Cross pouts as he hangs in the air with his arms crossed. Waiting for his body to finish kicking Killer out.
They figured out that once Cross's reinhabites his body he has two full days before his spirit and body become weak to possession again. Which means Killer will force his way in. Then it is a matter of who is stronger at the moment and kick the other out. If Cross remains he gets two more uninterrupted days. If Killer wins it takes the body a bit over a day to kick him out himself.
THere was this day once where both somehow managed to stay in the body and that was weird. Killer cooed about them sharing and maybe that would make for a dope threesome. Cross had turned to Horror and asked the other ghost to hit Killer which Horror happily did.
This morning Killer had won and seems to be Killer's turn to drive the body.
Dust had once asked Cross why he didn't just go back to the church to be safe. but Cross had looked embarressed as he shot him looks before muttering about how it seemed ungrateful to just let Dust fix his mess and than not even help with repaying the deal Dust had been forced to make for Cross.
Dust appreciates his assistance. Even if Cross also tends to wake in his bed now. At least he apologises. Soemthing about weird body sharing shenigans and habits. Dust didn't pay enough attention.
Etiher way!!
Work.
They drive for a moment in blissful silence.
Nightmare sighs as he looks out of the window "And what exactly does this work include?"
Dust keeps staring ahead "We are going to a mansion. Where I will search the area and find the source of an incubus and succubus infection. Once cleared I will get paid." and he will finally be able to buy some coffee and sigs. He hasn't had either in so long and he is craving both so badly.
Also maybe some medicine for his migraines and headaches. Those are starting to really bother him. Painkillers for his aching body from all his magic would also be nice. It may even finally stop the constant shakign of his right hand and arm.
Nightmare frowns "We are going to clean out a demon infestation?"
Dsut shakes his skull "No. I am. You all i just don't trust to leave in my appartment alone so you are coming along."
Ngihtmare looks insulted "I do not need a babysitter."
Dust doesn't even bother to answer that "We are almost there."
Cross frowns as he leans closer "How will you fix this anyway?"
Dust doens't look away from the road "Incubus and sucubus spread the same way. Having sex and letting the victim drink some of the blood of the demon. It makes the victim into one of them."
Killer gasps "No! If you want sex I can show you an amazing time!" and he grins.
Dust shoots him a glare before quickly looking ahead of them "I am not going to have sex with any of them you idiot! That is the exact opposite of what i am trying to do!"
Horror looks interested "So how would you fix it?"
Dust sighs "You remove the demon energy of the one who started the chain. You end the source it cleans all the ones following it. so all i need to do is find the original demon that infiltrated the place. cleanse them. and all the others will be fixed too!"
Cross hums "That sounds relatively easily..."
Ngihtmare chuckles "sounds much too easy. How will you make sure they don't trick you or infect you?"
Dust huffs "please i have dealt with them before and they never could do shit against me because i don't find anyone attractive. Hard to transform and look like someone you like when you don't have anyone." it did mke it very easy for him to spot the demons and cleanse them.
Dsut just hopes he can find the original one and doesn't have to fix each victim one by one as that would just take a lot of magic and energy that he does not have. which means he needs to focus on finding the source.
They stop before a long driveway which leads to a big mansion. It looks beautiful as it stands proud between large fields grass.
Killer snorts "Well someone is compansating for something." and he chuckles.
Ngihtmare looks unimpressed at the mansion "Honestly it looks unsightly. It isn't even that large. They clal that a mansion nowadays?"
Dust has the feeling this will be a long day. He turns his chair around and kicks killer out of the way as he walks to his equipment. He looks for a moment before just bringing his notebook with exorsice rituals. He grabs an amulet as well. Dust checks and is happy to note that the crystal powering it is fully chargest. Hopefully with this he can easily deal with this. He tugs the amulet away in his scarf.
All ready.
He leaves his van and waits for the two bodies to actually leave it as the three spirits just float around.
Dust leads the way and speaks "Now. Remember. We will be in a nest filled with these demons. Don't do anything that could get you infected." he shoots Killer a glare specifically "You especially."
Killer puts ahand on his chest "You wound me Dusty. As if i would ever cheat on you with someone else. You know you are my one true love."
Dust shakes his skull as he glances at Nightmare.
Nightmare looks amused "As if i would desire mortals or lowly demons like them."
Dsut raises a brow "Then why are you also in my bed in the morning?"
Nightmare grins "your mortification is delicious. Almost as tasty as Killer's jealousy." Killer glares and Dsut just shakes his skull.
He knocks on the door.
A butler opens and looks at him disapproving "Oh. Can I help you?"
Dust nods as he takes out his phone and searches for the email wiht directions "Yes. I am Dust. Master Erised and I had contact about a small... infestation? that needed clearing?"
The butler frowns as he looks them all over. His sight remaining on the three in actual bodies and not once glancing at the ghosts. "I see. please. come in." they walk into the large hall with many fancy paintings and some vases around. The butler mentions for them to wait there as he goes to get the master of the house.
They wait as Ash does his job and inspects everything around the hall quickly wihtout leaving any traces. he returns and says he doesn't see cameras or any symbols or magical markers. Meaning the demons are fully concentrate on just expending forces. maybe even trying to make a new nest.
That is when a man in a large coat with a fur lining walks down the stairs. his grin wide and arms open "Ah! The exterminator! Dust was it?" he smiles charming as he stops before them. Looking all three of them over.
Dust nods "Mister Erised I assume?" he holds out a hand.
The man nods as he takes his hand and kisses it. Killer postures and glares and Dust mentally takes note that the master had already been taken over by the infection. Shit. okay. Timelimit is very short in that case.
The man lets Dust take his hand back and looks amused when Dust rubs the back of his hand on his hoody.
The man speaks a bit about how he thought there was an infection but it seems to have sorted itself out already. But he hadn't thought to email him quite yet. He apologises and encourages them all to spend the night to rest up. assuring him that they will obviosuly still be paid as he hadn't cancelled.
Dust nods along and they are shown around the mansion before ending up in a visitors wing where the man shows three different bedrooms for them to use. All a bit apart from one another and not one wall shared between the different rooms. He encourages them to get comfortable and wash up before meeting him in the hall when he will show them around the property more.
He leaves them be.
Dust just waves Nightmare nad Killer along to his room where he drops off most of their things and starts searching it.
Killer stretches "So... waste of time? at least you will still get paid."
Nightmare answers before he can "Oh no. the demons are still very much here. they just infected the mansions owner."
Dust nods "They are making this place a nest." he gets some tools prepared before hiding those on his person. "We will all work in groups. Ash will obviously wiht me. Cross? horror? who will stay with Killer and who will stay wiht Nightmare in their own rooms?"
Cross glares a tKiller "as if i am leaving Killer alone with my body. especially with it being at risk of being infected." Horror looks fine with it and floats to be more by Ngihtmare's side.
They all clean up in the bathroom by taken turns before leaving some token clothes in the other rooms. after which they move downstairs to meet with their host who shows them across the property and introduces them to many, many, servants and maids that all tend to his needs. He grins and winks as he says they will tend to any need they may have.
Dust thinks the demon lays it on a little thick. which honestly? not the smartest move as they are here specifically to get rid of the sex demons. why try and play with fire by flirting with them?
Then again.
Dust glances at Ngihtmare who has about five different servants eeying him. Nightmare seems to fall in favour. May be because the others see the more mortal form over the black goop and tentacle form that Dust and the others can see. Dust only managed to see glimps of that form in mirrors but that one looks like a very pretty skeleton with soft purple eyelights.
Killer, or better said Cross, also seems to fall in favour. Which Dust also gets. Cross works out and it shows. Dust knows that is generally well liked and appreciated by others.
Ngihtmare looks amused "As lovely as the pool looks. we did not bring swimwear. I am afraid we will have to decline."
One of the humans talking to him. Maybe one of the daughters of the lord? Grins and mentions how they don't mind skinny dipping. And she and her sisters are more than happy to join in if it makes them more comfortable.
Nightmare just smiles and shakes his skull "It seems rather rude." he gives a partial bow "Thank you for the offer." the demon infected humans look annoyed and sad but accept it.
Dust does notice a few making eyes at him. But as soon as they do Killer is by his side and glaring challenging at the ones looking. Dust doesn't see why Killer is so worried. Dust isn't attractive and so he doubts he will actually become a target. Not to forget Dust doens't have any interest himself. Meaning it is fine.
One very large meal later they split up to go to their own rooms.
Dust is only in there for a moment. Enough to give the others time to go to their rooms before grabbing what he needs and leaving his room again. He has the first incubus or succubus to find.
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Nightmare stretches as he checks his appearance in the mirror. He does not like that the look in the mirror shows his old form. Even if he is lacking the wings he used to have.
At least there aren't any clear angel marks on him anymore. As much as the fall was painful adn horrible he does appreciate that the fall burned away all marks he had as angel.
He touches his back where his wings used to be. He can almost see his full old form as he stares at himself. the markings of the moon on his skull. the stars as a crown over him. The six wings all snow white aside from the purple tips of the feathers.
At least he is outside of that locked realm now.
In truth Nightmare does not care that Dust is working on something other than getting the relic Ngihtmare asked for. It had been the quickest thing he could think about that would ahve sounded reasonable while Ngihtmare searched for what he actually wanted.
His soul.
His soul is somewhere locked on this earth. Hidden away from him and with him suposedly stuck in hell he would never have been reunited with it and regain all of his powers.
Onc ehe has those. He won't have to worry about being banished again. He will be truly free to go wherever he wants.
but for him to be able to find his soul he needs some of his powers and energy back. Which is why he is staying witht he mortal and his spiritual guests. They are all wells of emotions and so easy sources of power for Nightmare.
Ngihtmare sighs as he turns abck to the room "Just have patiences." he is already one step closer to being free than before. At least Dsut had managed to actually figure out how to summon him instead of fucking up the ritual circle and leaving it useless for him to actually cross over.
Now.
Is it late enough to join the sleeping other? trigger some of those emotions he can eat and absorb as he relaxes back in the company of the warm body-
knocks on his door.
Nightmare frowns as he looks up "Who is there?"
a moment of silence before the door creaks open. It is Dust?
Nightmare frowns as he tilts hsi skull at him "Dust? Is something the matter?"
Dust shrugs as he sidesteps into the room.
Horror frowns "Dust? Are you okay? Did something happen?" he looks around "Where is Ash?"
Dust however ignores horror and walks to his side and leans against him. Nightmare freezes before one tendril pulls Dust a bit closer. He is freezing "Dust?"
Dust mumbles as he pushes clsoer to his side "Cold..."
Ngihtmare frowns. That con't be right. Mortals shouldn't be this cold. Is he getting sick? He hadn't noticed something in the food he ate that could ahve been dangerous. And the demons here shouldn't be able to stela his life force from a distance- unless!
Ngihtamre frowns and rubs his arm "Did one of them get to you?"
Dust shakes his skull and pushes clsoer "Wnat to be close... can i stay?"
Horror frowns "somethign is off... Dust?"
nightmare nods "of course." they will hunt the demons in the morning. He leads Dust back and helps him in first before joining the other. He is still so cold. He rubs the other's arms and back to hopefully get abit of warmth back into the other "I will go grab another blanket."
Dust keeps a tight hold on him "No... we can..." he mutters before looking away "nevermind."
Nightmare can't help but smile. Dust isn't often shy about anything. He just holds the other "What would bring you comfort?" maybe he wants more food? Nightmare had noticed he eats very little and Dust gets defensive when they point it out. Maybe he feels awkward for wanting more?
Dust looks at him and pulls back a bit as he slowly starts to undo his hoody as he mutters "quick way is to share bodyheat..."
Horror hold sup his hands before covering his own sockets "Wait! Dust! I am still here! also not the time?!"
Ngihtmare realises right away were this is going. wait is there an aura at work? to get them more worked up or-
Dust undoes his scarf and drops it to the side.
Ngihtmare doesn't think and throws the fake off his bed and against the wall.
The face goes from shy to hurt for a moment before a knowing grin appears "What is wrong?" the demon stands up striahgt and taps down the dirt of them "You can't be shy now."
Ngihtmare glares as he is off the bed himself and on the other side of the room "you are not dust." why hadn't his tentacle impaled the weaker demon for daring to do that? For invading his space and imply those things?!
The demon grins as they walk over. swinging the hips nad Nightmare raises his tendrils at the ready. The demon does not see his warning as they get right into his personal space with a purr "You know you want to. You can't stop looking at him. Watching him. Anytime anyone makes a comment he is all you see. I can be him. I can act how he would act. You can have him right now."
Nightmare can't believe it but it sounds tempting. His tentacles just hang there. unwilling to attack the image of Dust. The idea of seeing Dust impaled on his tentacles? Dying on them? Even if it isn't really him?
Oh...
Oh no.
This is not the time for this.
The demon grins as they put their arms around his neck "See?" they pull back and Ngihtamre is treated to the image of Dust licking his teeth with a sly grin. Nightmare can feel his magic spark with interest even as he knows it is fake.
It looks so real.
It feels real.
The demon even smells like Dust-
Horror flies through the demona nd the image flickers.
Dust is gone and one of those needy daughters is in view.
The demon is impaled with a tentacle within moments and the human dies.
The body drops and Ngihtmare pants as he and horror are left in the room.
Horror shoots him a glance "so... about those desires for mortals you don't have-"
Ngihtamre glares "shut. up." he grabs his jacket "lets just look for the others." and leaves the room.
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Killer pouts as he lays in the room alone. He lays on his back dramatically and sighs loudly.
Cross looks at him annoyed "Can you stop that and just go to sleep already?"
Killer glares at him "It is unfair! I finally got control and now I can't even enjoy my nightly cuddle and groping with Dusty? It is rude!" he pouts.
Cross huffs "You shouldn't even do those!"
Killer raises a brow at him "Says the one who also does it."
Cross sputters "That isnt!" he glares as he blushes, heh Cross is rather cute when he blushes, "it isn't my fault you got my body used to sleeping with dust!"
Killer grins "man i wish it was that. I would kill to be allowed to fuck him."
Cross sputters again and hides his face "You know i didn't mean that!"
Killer laughs but stops when the door creaks. He sits up but grins when he spots dust "Dust bunny!" he makes grabby hands "come lay in bed with me!" he wants to hold him. and kiss him. and grope him a little!
Dust looks at him before smilign a bit and walking closer. Fuck dust looks pretty when he smiles. Dust needs to smile more often! Killer will happily be silly if it means dusty smiles more and- huh?
Killer stares for a moment before pouting "Why did you take edge-lord wiht you?" he pouts but gets out of bed. If Dust and Nightmare are here it is most likely to do with the actual job thing so fine.
Dust however just pushes him back on the bed and joins him. Huh!?
Cross makes a very curious highpitched noise "Dust?! Dust! That is my body still!" he is blushing madly.
Killer is ready to tell Cross to shut it when Dust hums "hey cross... mind us joining you?"
Killer immediantly pushes the demon off of him and jumps back to the other side of the bed. Dust frowns at him as Killer takes out a knife "Not a step closer demon. Where is my dusty?" he glances at ngihtmare but nightmare just stands there like a statue and doens't move to attack dust "Nightmare! that isn't dust!"
Nightmare just tilts his skull at him and speaks calmly in that smooth deep voice "Of course it is dust." he is so still. his tendrils are all not even moving.
Killer blinks and cross curses "oh shit." cross flies over and waves his hand in front of nightmare's face but there is no reaction. Cross floats backwards "holy shit. They are both demons! Killer!"
Killer glances at them... and rushes towards the door. He kicks it open and runs outside. Cross close behind.
Killer pants as he rushes to dusts room and kicks in the door again. The room is empty thank fucking god. He checks the last room only to find a dead human on the ground.
Killer pants "okay. okay. the others are fine. no idea where but shit." the demons leave his room and killer starts running again "deos explain why those tendrils were not idling or anything!"
Cross flies by his side and shoots him a look "... wait so you find nightmare hot? since when?"
Killer turns a corner "Not the time!"
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Dust looks around the corner and frowns. Everythign is way too quiet.
Ash looks around as well and huffs "okay. So. We checked the bedrooms. Nothing that looks like a base or nest... wait did these demons actually nest like monsters or is it more of a metaphor?"
Dust walks down the empty halls as he checks corner after corner "I think it is both. The mansion is the metaphorical nest. but the first in the chain will remain inside the actual nest nest as its underlings do the work to make underlings nad collect like the sex energy?" he probably should have read up on them before this job.
Ash nods "Right! You got the amulet ready?"
Dust nods "Just need to get close enough. Which should be easy enough."
Ash snorts and nods "Just act interested." he looks amsued "I am sure your boyfriends will love to know you flirted with another demon."
Dust glares at his brother "stop calling them my boyfriends."
Ash laughs and Dust rolls his eye lights only to yelp as he almost runs into someone.
Dust glances up and glares "Killer!" well he assumes it is still killer and not cross as killer had had body dips "What are you doing out of bed?!" he hisses as he glances around nervously.
Killer grins at him and smiles "I wanted to be with you!" and he hugs him as the hands wander. Dust doesn't even think as he just hits him on the top of his skull. hard.
Killer yelps and pulls back with a pout.
Dust glares "Where is Cross?" Killer has the nerve to look confused around him but Dust just shakes his skull at him "Nevermind. Stay quiet and don't mess this up or so help me!" he turns and continues on his path.
Ash huffs as Killer "way to lose your buddy in a buddy system. You lot had one job."
Killer just ignores Ash and Ash huffs angerly "Dsut! your boyfriend is ignoring me again!"
Dust hfufs "No my boyfriend."
Killer blinks "wha-"
Dust glares a thim "hush. I am working." and he checks another corner. He feels a hand trail his hip and he just kicks backwards.
A loud groan and Dust shoots Killer an unamused look "No need to be so dramatic. You are a skeleton. you don't even have a dick out at the moment." if killer has summoned his ecto in a place that is infested with sex demons dust would have actually marshed him outside and locked him in the van. Dust will apologise to cross later if he actualyl hurt his body.
Dust takes afew more steps and looks back annoyed "Either keep up or get to a safe space i am not in the mood to drag you along." Killer just groans and Dust rolls his eye lights as he walks away. seems like killer jsut wants to be dramatic.
Ash looks insulted "can't beleive that asshole ignored me the whole time."
Dust shrugs "Killer just is like that sometimes. Any demons?"
Ash shrugs "Not that i noticed wandering."
and they walk deeper into the building. Dust quickly finds the kitchena dn looks around "There should be a wine cellar we can still check." the only places they hadn't checked in the tour and originally sweep fo the place are the cellar, attic and the shed in the garden. But Dust doubts it will be the shed as that would be too far away from the mansion stuff for the demons to easily enjoy.
He searches and grins when he finally finds it. he crouches down and tugs on the panel.
"How is that going?"
Dust jumps and looks back just to glare "Ngihtmare i keep telling you to not sneak up on me!" he glances around but no one is nearby. Dust turns back to open the door to the cellar "You better not have been followed."
Ash huffs "YOu saw the idiot in the hallway on your way or did Killer go back to the room?"
Nightmare hums as he leans closer "I did not see anyone along the way." he looks down into the cellar before looking at Dsut with a grin "Getting some wine?" he looks amused.
Dust just looks unamused at him as he starts climbing down "You know very well what i am doing. stop playing dumb." and he climbs down. He looks around the cellar but just sees rows and rows of bottles. mmh. He walks forwards as he ignores Ngihtmare joining him.
He makes sure to check for anymore trapdoors and pathways downwards but it seems there is only one level to this place. which is gigantic btw.
Dust glares "Honestly who needs this much wine?"
Ash snorts "Maybe they are alcoholics?"
Dust freezes and laughs as he shakes his skull "maybe!" and he snorts.
Nightmare joins his side and puts a hand behind him on the small of his back. euh?
Dust shoots him an unamused look "Ngihtmare."
Ngihtmare smiles back "Dust." and he leans closer "We are all alone."
Ash coughes loudly "excuse you?!"
Nightmare acts as if he didn't hear Ash "No one to interrupt us having a moment. We can get comfortable. Open a wine bottle or two and well." he smiles "just enjoy each other's company."
Dustjust stares at him. Ngihtmare keeps smiling. Dust keeps staring. His smile slwoly drops as Ngihtmare glances to the side before looking back at him with a new smile.
Dust speaks slwoly "You are going. to remove your hand. from my hip. Or lose it." and he smiles back.
Nightmare slowly removes the hand.
Dust huffs and turns towards the exit "You two are acting worse than normal tonight. Honestly. here of all places!"
Ash floats after him "you need to train your not-boyfriends better."
Dust huffs "working on it." and he climbs the ladder.
Dust leaves the cellar and makes his way towards the attic. He meet skiller along the way but killer is still being his annoying self as he tries to grope him and rub against him from behind. Dust obviously hits him in the area of the kidneys and that makes him stop.
Weirdest part is that Dust ahsn't seen either Horror or Cross yet however. maybe those two are actually sticking together? In that case Dust wishes Nightmare nad Killer would stay together and watch each other's backs.
He meets Ngihtmare just as he gets to the cellar and Nightmare smiles a thim but Dust just points behind him "No. You either go meet up wiht Killer and watch each other's backs. Or you are going to look for Horror and stay with the original buddy system."
Ngihtamr elooks confused "Horror?"
Dust sighs "Yes. Horror. YOu know? the person who you were suposed to stick together with?!" Dust just sighs annoyed as Nightmare keeps looking confused. Dust just points down the hallway and glares "Go meet up with either of them. I am fine and hoenstly it is a lot easier without either of you distracting me. Leave." and he climbs the ladder towards the attic before closing the door behind him.
THERE!
Ash sighs "They are so rude tongiht. They keep ignoring me!" he pouts.
Dust shrugs as he inches around the attic. He feels a warm air around them and smells many different scented candles around.
Dust moves slowly as he glances around a corner. There is a whole group od maids and servants all cuddled together. all having this hazed look about them as they cuddle together. Dust searches the group and tries to find who the leader is.
Ash mutters "it is a whole harem. at elast we found the nest. Let me search the area." and he flies off as Dust studies those here.
He slowly takes the amulet out of his scarf and pushes it up one of his sleeves. Now it is just a matter of finding the right target and-
A tap on his shoulder and Dust glares before freezing. ah shit that is the butler.
the butler tilts his head at him "Hello. Is there soemthing we can help you with?"
Dust thinks as he tries to think of an excuse "I... thought i heard something... and got curious... I apologise." he mutters as he tugs deeper into the hood. He can smell the demon's scent now. His mind is starting to ache of all the different energies and magics trying to pull him under a trance.
The butler nods "I do apologise that we bothered you." a hand is slowly nudging him towards the nest. Dust lets it happen.
Dust glances back and sees Ash fly near one of teh nobels. the son it seems. Ash is pointing at him and points to his neck. Dust glances and spots the mark and tiny cut. seems like that is where the original demon shared their blood through. and the son brought it back here and got to work.
Dust lets the butler lead him right into the nest as a very people push themselves against him. smiling at him and rubing his sides.
Dust mutters about feleing flattered but not really being into this thing. making a show of scooting away from the maids offering this while making sure the movement brings him clsoer to the nobel's son.
The butler just bows and leaves to get food and refreshments around as Dust keeps moving strategically until he is right by his target.
The son chuckles and smiles at him. his eyes a pure pink as the demonic energy has taken him over completely "Is there someone you have in mind? We can make your wildest dreams come true?" his form shimmers and Dust blinks in shock as he for a moment looks like Killer. Not jsut killer in cross's body but actual killer. The spirit he met. a moment later he looks like acutal cross. then nightmare, the nightmare he knows not the version they know. and a moment later like horror.
Then the nobel looks like himsefl again as he frowns "I can't seem to be able to settle... your interest seems... divided." he grins "but we are with many... you just need to let us and we will happily bring you bliss and whatever you desire-"
Dust cuts him up by showing the amulet right in his face. The amulet works right away and the pink light leaves his eyes and the people around him all shudder and seem to drop like flies.
Dust is left surrounded by unconcious bodies all in different levels of undressed.
Dust and Ash are quiet.
Ash shoots him a disapproving look "Serioously?! You find them attractive?!" he sounds insulted.
Dust sputters "No?! Maybe? I don't know?! Maybe it is just... I only had contact wiht them?! So that is all the magic could pick up?!" he dind't find them attractive! Right? Like. He never thought any of those kind of things about them!
Sure he found it more annoying than insulting when killer or cross climbed in his bed but that was just because he is used to it! and nightmare. well. nightmare made it obvious he is just in it for the negative emotions! And horror is just a pleasant guy!
Dust crosses his arms "there is nothing there. they are just guys i actually hang out with aside form you. Stupid demons must think because those are the only relationships i have going that it are those type of things."
Ash looks unconvinced but nods "lets just look for the lord and tell him you found the source. get actual payment for this dumpster fire."
Dust couldn't agree more.
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The lord of the house was horrified to realise what had happened. as those influenced did keep some of their memories from the whole ordeal. He ended up paying them extra for the work and assaults they had to suffer.
Dust was unamused to find otu that SOMEONE had killed the lord's duaghter.
Luckily it was rather easy to blame someone else aside form them on that and wiht the demonic energy having gone around the lord wasn't that interested in a full blown investigation.
The nobel son had almost no memories or the whole thing. in his mind he wasn't even suposed to be home yet but still on a skiing trip with his friends.
Yeah.
It was a fucking disaster.
But Dust got a nice payout and even a large bonus for not giving up on them and still fixing their issue and also some apology money. and hush money to not sure that the family had gotten infected.
The drive back was awkward as Dust shoots the others a look "You guys are more quiet than usual..." he glances forwards again. He hadn't been worried before but maybe something happened after all? "did... are you guys okay? None of them got to you?"
Killer is quick to hug and nuzzle him "of course not! I would never cheat on you love! You are the one i love and the only one i TRULY desire!"
Dust frowns at him "I wasn't.. I didn't mena that! I just... you guys weren't hurt right?" he hadn't... he figured it would have been fine but he hadn't thought there would ahve been that many...
Killer shakes his skull and muttered "a few tried but none of them got to me! I figured it out quickly and just ran around the whole night!" he looks proud of himself. Cross nods his agreement and confirmed that is all that happened.
Horror speaks calmly "a few tried wiht nightmare as well. but none succeed. we got out of the area of them and hid." he glances at nightmare. waiting.
Ngihtmare waves it off "More insulting than anything. them thinking i would even want them." he hasn't looked at them yet.
huh...
Dust files that information away. Seems like they had stuck to the buddy system after all...
Maybe this whole trip had beena bad idea after all...
He shakes his skull.
No. There is nothing there. THe demons must have just confused the casual relationships they have for interested. That must be it. There is no way Dust is actually interested.
No way at all.
#utmv#ghosts & medium au#dust sans#nightmare sans#killer sans#cross sans#horror sans#and dust remained in denial :)#Meanwhile nightmare has to actually take a hard look at his own feelings and interests#meanwhile killer is feeling bad for kinda emotionally cheating?!#like sure maybe nightmare is hot but it isn't like that dust!#he only loves you!#he is only looking he swears!#cross nad horror both have forbidden knowledge and are unsure what to do about it.#they also don't know that them also seeing the illusion means that... it is also THEIR interest#so they don't want to expose themselves to the one person who actually knows.#the incubus and sucubus just look like the person/people their victim desires the most.#it is why Ash also saw the illusions.#because DUST desires them. and dust was the victim.#Ash was just there to see the illusion#it is why they were only attacked when alone.#because the succubus and incubus don't normally contorl the illusions. they jsut let the magic and emotions do the work.#and it would be fucking awkward if they transformed into someone. only for their victim to be RIGHT NEXT to the person they look like.#and the person the look like to see them look like that.#but yeaj#also dust is never going to acknowledge what he learned. he knows what it means. he just refuses to entertain that thought.#so denial <3
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Fixed this panel 👍
#You ever want to really do something ever since the chapter has come out but then exams catch up on you and even when you're done–#you're too tired to even open the editing app... Yeah#atsushi nakajima#sskk#shin soukoku#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd ch 112#mine#Techincally it's not even right because it looked like Akutagawa was straight up chomping at his Adam's apple?#It's an awkward angle to bite lol#Fics where Aktgw complains that he can't leave hickeys on Atsushi because of the tiger regenerative abilities have never felt more real 😔
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seven words: max w stubble burn on inner thighs
Hello friend, I'm sorry this took so long, the weekend was....that.
cw: explicit sexual content. obviously.
It had come up, once.
Daniel had been in the bathroom, carefully shaving, trying to see on the fogged up mirror, Max just coming out of the shower, wet and flushed, carelessly wrapping a towel around his hips.
"Why do you do that?" Max had asked, coming closer to press his warm chest against Daniel's naked back, hooking his chin on top of Daniel's shoulder, dangerously close to Daniel's still foamed up cheek.
"Do what?" Daniel had nudged him back a little, not wanting to accidentally cut him but not wanting him to let go either, trying to meet Max's eyes in the mirror and only getting a blurred version of them back.
"Shave," Max had said, kissing Daniel's shoulder, hips grinding slightly against him even though he wasn't hard, from what Daniel could tell through the towel.
"You shave too," Daniel had pointed out, nudging him again to be able to tilt his head back to get his jaw better.
Max had just waved a hand, as if Daniel was being stupid on purpose, and had then touched his wrist, stopping his movement and taking the razor from him. He had turned him around, pushing him against the sink, and cupped his neck with a hand, holding him still.
"You can't see in the mirror and are making a mess," he had said, steady and casual, a complete opposite from Daniel's heartbeat, racing in his chest.
"What do you mean, about my shaving?" he had asked after a moment, trying to distract himself from the feeling of Max's fingertips on his skin, his hips keeping Daniel in place.
For a long moment, Max had kept quiet, focusing on Daniel's face.
"I cannot grow a good one, that's why I shave it. And I would not look good in it, I think," he had finally said, glaring at Daniel when he had tried to speak to refute that last point, making him stay still. "But you take care of it, so I do not understand why you keep shaving it."
Daniel had frown, receiving one more look for it, and then had asked: "do you not like it?", which had gained him another. Honestly, how did Max want him to answer questions if he couldn't move?
"You are of course always very handsome, Daniel," Max had rolled his eyes, carefully going over an area Daniel was pretty sure he had already shaved. It had been unclear if it was to prolong the process or because Daniel had missed a spot.
The full answer, obviously, had been too complicated to be put into the right amount of words that wouldn't have ended up with a razor cut on his cheek, so he had deflected instead.
"I do it for you, baby," he had said, using a pause in the shaving in which Max had been rinsing off the razor to throw him a grin, "wouldn't want to give you beard burn."
He had been expecting Max to joke back, or to roll his eyes at him, but Max had averted his eyes instead, a blush creeping suspiciously onto his cheeks.
It had made Daniel raise an eyebrow, suddenly delighted with this new information.
"Unless you like it?" he had prodded, unable to stop his smile from growing.
Max had just blushed more, slapping his shoulder and grabbing his jaw a touch harder than necessary.
"Shut up," he had grumbled, more of a yes than if he had actually said it, "or I'll leave you like this."
Daniel had wanted to tease him more, but he hadn't known how real the threat was, and he had decided to be safe, not wanting to have to walk around with just half a shaved face.
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No matter what happens in the rest of his life, both on and off track, Daniel is sure he'll never stop feeling lucky knowing he's the only one who gets to have Max like this.
Max, sweating and writhing under him, chest flushed and warm, cheeks a mess of spit and tears, mouth open and drooling. Max, spilling moans, whimpers and pleas on the pillow like a rosary, pearls stringing Daniel's arousal along.
Max, trying to push closer and twist away at the same time, oversensitive and overwhelmed, while Daniel holds him still, both hands clutching the meat of his ass, red imprints on pale skin, as he licks a long, wet stripe from his hole to his balls.
From his position between Max's legs, most of the skin Daniel can see is flushed red. His dick, red and heavy despite Max having come once already, his back, red and shiny with sweat, his ass and thighs, red and raw from Daniel's beard.
He nips at the top of Max's thigh, right over a mark he had left earlier, and Max's whole body shakes as he yelps, hands slipping uselessly on the sheets looking for something to hold onto, even Daniel's name reduced to nothing more than a slurred mess on his tongue.
Daniel licks another stripe back up, purposefully dragging his beard on Max's ass. He would almost feel bad about it if he didn't know how much Max likes it, despite complaining about it the day after, when Daniel has to rub lotion into the irritated skin. If he didn't feel the way Max's thighs shake, didn't hear the way Max's moans go high and breathy.
He doesn't give him a break before shifting his grip on Max's cheeks, putting two fingers back in his hole, tongue tucked between them. Max screams, pushing back and then immediately away, forcing Daniel to wrap his arm around his waist to hold his hips up.
He feels so lucky.
His whole face feels sticky with spit and lube when he pulls back again, watching Max's hole fluttering around the newfound emptiness, leaving Max whimpering. His dick has been so hard for so long Daniel is half worried it will fall off if he doesn't do something about it soon.
He slips a condom on as Max begs for him, impatiently shifting on the bed, so far gone he's moaning even now that Daniel is barely touching him.
He knows it won't take long for either of them to come, but it doesn't matter, not when Max feels so good around him, not when they're both so worked up.
"Bath?" Daniel asks afterwards, drawing circles on Max's back as their breathing slows down.
Max is still pink, heartbeat fast under Daniel's hands, slumped boneless and sated against his chest. He hums, not even opening his eyes, and there's something like pride swirling in Daniel's stomach at the knowledge that he was the one who made him like this.
He trails one hand down further, gently touching Max's ass where his skin is red and raw, making him shudder.
"I'll shave tomorrow," he says, ignoring Max's displeased grumble, "and I'll make sure to use plenty of that lotion you like."
Max grumbles again, rubbing his cheek against Daniel's skin like a cat, sleepy and satisfied.
"You better," he says, sounding more than half asleep already, as if all of this hadn't been his idea anyway.
#i hate this with a burning passion btw#the first part is fine but the second part is my enemy now if i met it in a parking lot we would fist fight#i'm posting it simply because i never want to think about it again#it's awkward and i kept getting stuck and i just kfnjf hate it#sorry anon tried my best but my brain simply was not working with this#maxiel#my writing#feels wrong to even put this in that tag#if there are typos is what this thing deserves i dont even want to reread it
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another rendering practice with a silly guy
#not as complete and cute as gin but i had fun#kostik draws#fun fact i have a cosplay of this guy. i made it myself in 2020#never got to wear it because im autistic and awkward as fuck. but i made it!#i like him a lot#rio ranger#yttd#your turn to die#kimi ga shine#fanart#i have a really gross wip of maple 2.0 and i Need to say that angry ai is 🫶🫶🫶#god theyre all so traumatised#i love you boy. mwa#i drew some alices and sous and a reko and nao but that was all on paper and im not arsed to digitise. sorrey!#those will stay with me unless i get arsed#im just enjoying my resurged interest i really do love this game
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Some manga panel redraws from between Whisky Peak and Alabasta 🏴☠️
#I'm still on Alabasta haha#Robin looks awkward because I've never drawn her before 💀#my art#traditional art#sketch#artists on tumblr#one piece#pre timeskip#monkey d. luffy#vinsmoke sanji#roronoa zoro#cat burglar nami#tony tony chopper#usopp#nico robin
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