#edd is a constant crash out

[brodyfoxxsmassivetits]

dumb idiot british teanagerss

:3 meow

tom n jon centric follow up..comic.. doodles..if that tickles ur fancy.. teenaged conflict

[x-junwrites-x]

Oblivious Edd(Medieval/Vampire Au)

Scribe Edd x chambermaid Reader

tw: mentions of blood, mentions of gore.

You try to court medieval scribe Edd but your actions are ignored, only because Edd is really oblivious to them.

To your chagrin.

Every little flower left on the ground in front of his room’s door, blown away as soon as he opens it each morning. Each of the small notes of crudely drawn things by his notebook that get left behind in his haste to gather the mess of papers before he’s off to his liege’s quarters for the daily report. You progressively get frustrated, and yet strangely endeared, by his constant obliviousness. You didn’t think you’d go completely unnoticed by him. You were a chambermaid after all. Not that you were the only one, though.

He doesn’t notice the notes before its too late. He had found one stuck to the underside of his journal one slower morning, after all the papers were written and his mind wandered to the interesting chambermaid he had failed to talk to time and time again as the days progressed.

You felt like you had gone unnoticed until a vampire crashed into one of the unbarred windows of the castle late at night, a newly formed feral snarling and writhing on the cold brick of the castle floor. This part of the castle, the maid quarters weren’t usually protected as much compared to other parts of the castle unfortunately. You hear the crash and noise outside of your room, getting up quickly to peek through the crack of the door. The few other chamber maids stir in their beds, a few getting up as well to follow after you while the others move as far away from the door as possible.

A clawed hand quickly scrabbles past the crack in the doorway, grabbing at your long sleeve as you jump back from the fright. It latches tight onto you, pulling you towards it so close that you can feel its cold breath against your clavicle. No matter how hard you struggle, even with the meek help of a couple of the chambermaids trying to pull you free, you’re unable to detach yourself from the vampire’s grip. 

A snarl rings out before it lunges at you. You see fangs glinting, mind buzzing in wait for a bite that doesn't come. Before it can sink its fangs into your flesh, a speared tip sits inches away from your face as the vampire suddenly shudders and begins to crumple at your feet. You scream as it collapses in a heap, your bloodshot eyes finding the frame of the guard who had run down the hall after hearing the commotion from the maid quarters.

You were too in shock that night to realize your arm had been sliced by the sharp talons of the vampire, large angry scratches that tore into your forearm. The other chamber maids ran to hold you up as you collapsed alongside the vampire’s stilled form.

*

Edd had caught wind of what had happened to you, chest suddenly filling with anxiety at the thought of you getting hurt. Even if neither of you had held a conversation, there was something about you that he admired every time he rounded the corner to his liege’s room. You would be doing your work, busying yourself with the chores around the castle and yet look beautiful. He had heard from other chamber maids that whispered behind your back that you were one of the only people besides him who could read. Probably because you were apparently raised outside of the kingdom before moving here for a better chance of life. He hadn’t gotten the courage to talk to you yet, instead deciding to watch you from afar with a light in his eye.

But now you apparently were in the infirmary after a vampire had attacked in the middle of the night. He knew he had his liege to report back to, but he really needed to see how you were doing. 

In the end, he ended up by your side, watching the slow rise and fall of your chest under the sheet as your bandaged arm laid to your side. He’d sit by your side day by day reading his favorite books to you, leaving little notes at your bedside. 

Until the day you’d wake up to an empty spot beside you and piles of written notes on the side table. Notes sharing dreams, desires, and small bouts of devotion from the only man in the castle you knew could write such a thing. 

The end.

[xtrafluffyteddy]

Everything stays

Pairing: vampire!Eddie munson x reader

Mentions: monster form, crying, acceptance

You weren’t gonna just leave eddie even if he did look different

“Oh eddie” you say sadly as you kneel beside him. Steve had to knock him out due to the changes he had endured since you all left him in the upside down even in this monstrous form he was still the Eddie you fell in love with just a little different.

Eddie had come to looking over at you with his blood red eyes that practically glowed in against the dark grays of the upside down. “I’m pretty scary looking huh” he tried to joke voice raspy and distorted “nah Edd just a little different is all* you have him a small smile cupping his cheek gently “your still the same just a bit altered is all” you reassured leaning down to press a soft kiss to his forehead “let’s get you out of here I won’t leave you a second time” you gently helped him up dragging him towards the gate helping in first following after him.

A bit of time had passed after that day, Eddie had learned to accept himself how he was after your constant praise,and reassurance that he’s still the same Eddie that he looks super metal now and that you still love him not matter what.

You laid your head on his shoulder as you watched the waves crash against the shore gently holding his hand being mindful of his sharp claws. “If you let your thoughts fill your mind it’ll drown you my love so just focus on the here on the now” you cup his cheek gently with your free hand pulling him into a soft kiss under the blinding moonlight.

[eddsworldgt]

Heartbeat

The soft green cotton jolted with each thud of the huge heart below him. Tord curled his fingers into the threads, trying to ignore the way his body rose and fell along with the ground.

He'd given up.

He-he couldn't do this anymore-the constant terror, the persistent panic-attacks, the ever-present dread that a looming shadow would drop down and snatch him, crush him, tear him, break him-He couldn't-not anymore.

He wouldn't've lasted that much longer, anyway. He hadn't been able to borrow any food for days, not when the mere thought of stepping outside of the walls would lock his limbs and send him spiraling for hours.

He was already weak from malnutrition, but furthering his stuggles was the constant, worsening pain in his stump. He couldn't even do the most basic of functions because he was missing his whole right arm-So he gave up. No point in trying to escape, again, not when the black-eyed bean had the senses of a bloodhound.

So here he was. Splayed out on the huge chest of a sleeping human.

Holding back a flinch when he was jarred by a particularly powerful beat of the heart, he tilted his head, looking across the expanse of green at the chin of the snoozing human.

Edd, he thought his name was. He seemed nice enough. Maybe he would kill him quickly. Maybe-!

Tord stifled a yelp when a massive hand suddenly dropped over him. He lay paralyzed, heart nearly bursting out of his chest, bracing for when the crushing fingers inevitably clamped around his slight frame.

Nothing happened.

He eased one watery eye open, pointedly ignoring the way his breath came in shuddering hiccups.

Right. The bean was still asleep.

He forced his trembling limbs from the tense, rigid position they'd locked in. Right.

He took a shaky breath.

Soft light was filtering in from between the cracks in the human's-Edd's-fingers. He focused on the dancing light, shifting with every rise and fall of the human's chest. It was actually kinda soothing.

The weight from the events of the day finally crashed down on him, the last of the adrenaline rushing out of his veins and leaving him feeling weak and trembly. He was exhausted.

Maybe-maybe he'd be fine. He just wanted to sleep, even just for a little bit. He-he was hidden from view, under the-Edd's hand. He would probably be fine if he just...closed his eyes. Just for...a...little bit... .. . . .  .   .

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Fic Recs

Here are a few fics I’ve read recently! They’re all in my bookmarks on ao3. There’s only a few, but I’ll probably make more of these lists! There’s a lot of fandoms I’ve put in the list, so they’ll be sorted by that.

They Let Him In by Shay_Nioum

Sanders Sides

Logan dwells in the aftermath of his plans being pushed to the side once again.

A really interesting logan-centric fic! I really enjoyed the use of the orange side in this, and the ending was really well done.

Orange Eyed Delight by Shay_Nioum

Sanders Sides

Virgil finds out about Logan's orange eyes.

Honestly loved this!! I wasn’t expecting it to be Virgil’s POV at first but it really shows his perspective well. I love his panic, and how it evolves from his normal paranoia to the decision to be there for Logan. Him comforting Logan was a really nice end! Plus the parallels with him leaving the dark sides with him thinking Logan would leave the light sides was really good!

My Darlin’, What Did You Expect? by Cultivation

The Walten Files

Five times Felix pines for Jack and one time Jack notices.

Really loved the descriptions in this! You can really tell how deeply in love Felix is with Jack. Plus, as always, love the author’s use of the time period!

Since You Don’t Remember by Cultivation 

The Walten Files

“How much is left ‘till we get home?”

Edd’s voice sounds… afraid. He swallows.

“Not much. I’m just kinda lost, I think.”

“Uncle Felix?” Molly says. “Were you drinking?” His fingers are still at the wheel. The radio fills the silence. “Our teacher says drinking is not good—”

“No, no, no— I’m just— I’m just— I’m just feeling dizzy. It’s not that big of a deal, alright?” Molly shifts nervously in the rearview.

“Alright,” says Edd.

“I wanna go home.”

Felix repeats the day— again and again.

And, he can never forget what he did the first time.

Little Molly and little Edd… left to rot in shallow graves.

He can never forgive himself. No matter how many times he tries to fix it.

(CW/TW in the tags!)

This fic is amazing. One of my all-time favorites for the fandom. It’s a time-loop fic of Felix going through the day he crashed the car, and him desperately trying to save the kids. Fucking adored the repetition in this! Can’t hear “It’s ringing, ringing… and ringing” without having flashbacks. 

Revenant by Bee_4

Dream SMP

Jack Manifold will keep the fire burning in his chest, or he will die.

This proves to be a problem when Tommy has been the thing keeping him burning for so long, but there is a solution to that, isn't there? Why not just... go back to hell, and pull Tommy out himself? What, like it could be that hard? (And hell, as always, reaches terrible hands back out for Jack.)

Honestly, I adore the descriptions in this fic. The way Jack throws himself into his goal of getting Tommy back is honestly terrifying to watch. Loved this fic!!

These steep woods and lofty cliffs by Rimeme

Harry Potter

He lets himself think about it—what a life without magic, without Voldemort, without this constant looming expectation to perform at the whims of the wizarding world might be like—and he feels little more than relief and an itch to get going already.

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Overcome by grief and guilt after Sirius’s death, Harry leaves the wizarding world behind for a new life across the pond. As an unassuming Muggle, his life is ordinary and unglamorous, but fate eventually has its way of drawing him back to where he’s meant to be.

AU after Order of the Phoenix

A really enjoyable Harry Potter AU. I really love how they completely shifted the script, but manage to explain Harry’s life leaving without boring the reader. Honestly, I’m loving everything with voldemort and Harry in this fic!

running through the darkness with his own becoming light by imadetheline

Star Wars

His troops have already been through here, clearing out any remaining rebels and important information that may have been left behind. The transports are already taking off outside. Vader can hear them, feel the rumble beneath his feet, as well as sense the life forms moving towards the Executor waiting in orbit.

He is the only one here, standing like a spectre of death in the rubble and ruins that have been his companions for years. Only now are they beginning to wear on him and join the swirling emptiness his chest cannot contain.

Or: Luke leaves pieces of himself in every evacuated base and Vader is left trying to piece together the clues of his son's life without him.

Love the character study of luke through Vader’s POV. It’s the little details that Luke himself would never notice. I really loved this fic, the descriptions of everything luke leaves behind really manages to create a story of Luke’s life without ever truly having him in the story.

Keep quite still and wait by dimtraces

Star Wars

Decades after his brother’s death, there is little else left for Maul to seek but revenge—against Sidious, Kenobi, the galaxy—and the power to exact it with. He’s found a rumor of one such weapon. He should have expected a trap.

God. This fic. I’ve thought about it for MONTHS. It’s so good, it has Maul’s angst about his brother. Someone trying to help maul, only to fail. It has a monster taking on Savage’s face to manipulate Maul!!

That was just a hint of some of my bookmarks. Hope you enjoyed!

[professional-shitpost]

Secret of the pendant

Small short hinting at Rhi and Ico’s future, a future that can be changed mind you. Small trigger warnings: death (you’ll see why in a few) and a hold up

***

To say they weren’t cautious was an understatement. Ever since their future selves showed up, the golden and green duo were on constant alert. It didn’t help that future Rhi’s parting words were pretty damn ominous.

“You’ll die. Both of you. And when you do, you’ll never be the same!”

“Hey!” A voice snapped. Rhi jerked their head up, nearly throwing their sunglasses off. Tord gave a confused looked as Rhi sighed. “Did you even hear what I said?”

“No, sorry,” Rhi mumbled. Edd had taken the two, well three, out to a coffee so they could get to know each other better. While Ico and Tord were on good terms, same couldn’t be said for Rhi and Tord, and their relationship got even worse after the whole future assassination attempt.

“Of course not,” Tord grumbled, “I asked what was Texas like?”

“Hotter than hell,” Rhi replied, leaning a bit back.

“Hell isn’t that hot, so I’m not surprised,” Tord said, looking to a window, “Don’t ask,” He continued after seeing the look Rhi gave him from the corner of his eye.

“I really don’t want to know-“ Rhi jumped at a crashing sound. A man in a brown t-shirt was holding a gun and aimed at the windows. Several people fled while Tord shoved Rhi onto the floor, joining them soon after. “For fuck sakes! Give us a break!” Rhi snapped to their self.

“Finally, now for the prize,” the man sneered as he kicked one of the outside tables away and moved to the door, firing the gun and shattering the door windows. Everyone inside the coffee shop ducked and took cover as he walked in. “Ladies and gentlemen, this will NOT take long! I’ve simple come for what’s owed to me!” He let out a laugh before moving to the back of the shop. As soon as everyone began bolting, Tord dragged Edd down beside them, right as Ico came out from his side of the pendant.

“What’s going on?!” Ico hissed, claws twitching.

“Hell if I know! He just showed up!!” Tord snapped.

“I’ll tackle him when he comes back out. I should be able to get the gun away, or at least crush it,” Edd said, although frowned at Ico’s worried look. Edd took position and almost immediately, the man came back out carrying a small cardboard box, no hint as to what was inside. Once the man walked out the broken door, Edd lunged at him, hearing a bang go off before smashing the gun into tiny pieces. “The cops can deal with you-“ Edd was cut off by a cry of shock. He turned his head around and was horrified by what he saw. Ico and Tord both looked down at Rhi, who wasn’t breathing anymore, and a pool of blood was gathering around a massive bullet hole just above their heart.

Edd’s heart sank, not caring as the man escaped and fled. “GET UP!! GET UP!!” Ico shouted, shaking the body. Tord looked completely frozen, just staring. But he wasn’t staring at Rhi…but at the bullet hole, which started to glow a bright yellow. The pendant rattled and started to spin like a top before floating into the air. The trio watched as the pendant made a few clicking sounds before it opened, two sets of nine orbs of light appearing from the opening. One set was green while another was yellow. The yellow set suddenly pulsed before one of the nine orbs shattered, leaving eight. The orbs flew back into the pendant before it resealed itself, locking up tightly.

Rhi jerked up and gasped, clutching the area they had been shot. “FUCK!!” They looked down in a panic and saw the bullet hole was gone. Even the clothes were mended and the blood was gone! “W-What the fuck?! I-I got hit!! W-What the fuck?!”

“C-Calm down!” Edd said, trying to reassure both Rhi and Ico, “We’ll figure that out later, right now let’s get back home!”

[eene-fangirl]

A Moment of Solitude                        (An EddEddy Fanfiction)

Warning: Slight Suggestive Behavior

“The world ends in eight days and I have no idea how to stop it!” A hysterical Edd grasped his head pulling at his hair. He paced back and forth, breathing rapidly as his face grew the most horrid red coloring. Countless sheets of paper, either ripped or scratched out with pencil marks surrounded the attic floor. 

“Double Dee?” Eddy asked concerned. He followed him but the instant he placed a hand on his shoulder, Edd immediately turned in the other direction.

Everyone else was downstairs, waiting for some answer from Edd. They could probably hear his constant pacing. The old shelter was so disheveled that dust was falling onto their heads.

Finally, Eddy pressed his firm hands against Edd’s shaking shoulders, making the man look at him. “Double Dee, control yourself!”

“Control myself?!” Edd’s voice shrieked, cracking. His eyes were immense, spilling tears. “This is a matter of life or death and you talk about controlling myself?!”

Spit flew off his mouth into Eddy’s face. Grasping his boyfriend’s shoulders, Edd was gasping for breath, his legs trembling. He choked trying to breathe air into his lungs.

“I... f-feel... faint...”

Guiding him towards a small couch, Eddy helped him sit, holding his hand. “Edd, I forbid you to faint! Right now, you need to focus and tell me five things that you love.”

Edd choked but he managed to breathe through his nose. “Inventing.”

“You’re great at that,” Eddy agreed. He even lightly pressed his hand against Edd’s chest. His heart was still beating too fast.

“My friends,” Edd responded, lightly smiling.

“Yeah, you got the greatest friends there are,” Eddy responded kissing his hand.

Eddy took another careful breath. “Science.”

“You’re the biggest nerd I know,” he teased.

Edd was quiet. This was the best silence ever. “Life.”

“Even when it’s going to come crashing down on us,” Eddy said, rolling his eyes.

Edd’s breathing was back to its normal form. Slowly, Edd’s cheeks had returned to their healthy complexion. Smoothing a strand of Edd’s hair out from his eyes, Eddy joined him on the couch. It had been a while since they’d had a moment like this with all the detrimental matters occurring. And not the mention, the quietest.

“They all just expect too much from me, Eddy,” Edd said in this weighted voice.

“I know, Dee, they’re countin’ on you too much. And they’re smart. I don’t know why Kevin hasn’t thought up anything!”

Edd took another deep breath. “What are we going to do, Eddy?”

Holding his beloved’s hand, Eddy stared into his gentle green eyes. “We’re not gonna let you suffer anymore. We’re marchin’ down there and thinkin’ up a plan together!”

“That sounds like a plan.”

The solitude of the attic felt so nice. It hardly felt as if a pack of hungry zombies was swarming outside. Apparently the dead could still think up evil schemes. Now it was up to them to stop everything.

“You feel better now?” Eddy asked him. He couldn’t take his eyes off Edd’s beautiful form.

Edd hummed. “I never mentioned what the fifth thing I loved was.”

“What’s that?”

Smiling that adorable grin, with his tongue playfully poking through the gap in his teeth made him all the more irresistible. “You.”

Feeling his own heart warm in immense gratitude, Eddy took liberties to climb on top of Edd in a delectable position that could have gone in a whole different direction if they weren’t fully clothed.

“Oh Eddy, we shouldn’t...”

“It’s been weeks! Close to a month! We’re overdue!” A restless Eddy said to him.

Edd fiddled with Eddy’s shirt button catching a glimpse of his chest hair. He was craving Eddy more and more.

“It’s kinda comfortable here,” Eddy pointed out.

“And the doors are closed,” Edd stared up at Eddy with promiscuous eyes.

As the other members of the cul-de-sac waited downstairs, none of them heard the cries of pure delight howling in the upstairs attic.

[artpoint420]

I watched Ed, Edd, and Eddy Big Picture Show yesterday. Here’s some things I happened to notice:

(keep in mind my memory of the original series is vague and I’ve only rewatched some of the episodes recently)

The first thing that stood out to me was the opening, a near full minute of near silence as areas of Peach Creek are shown between the opening credits, something that is far different from the openings of most episodes, and honestly is a genius way to not only show that the movie was going to be something different, but also gives fans of the original show a sense of nostalgia for this is the last time they’d ever see Peach Creek in new animation.

This is followed by a near 10 straight minutes of pure, infiltrated chaos as the Ed’s prepare to escape getting a (probably deserved) beatdown by their pissed off neighbors.

The closest moment of peace amongst this chaos is seeing Double-D write a letter to his parents. I couldn’t help but notice that he goes from writing to them using terms like “Loving Parents” to reverting to simply “Dear Parents,” which signifies, based off what I know of the original series, the neglect from his parents has lead him to realizing, maybe his parents don’t love him. I also love how this is the perfect opportunity to show of his broad vocabulary and he gets more and more upset as he writes the letter, ultimately never finishing it as Ed and Eddy crash into his room. Double D has always been my favorite character, ever since I saw the show when I was young, but I believe that his constant need to organize and label everything, even to a ridiculous degree, solidifies my idea that he has some form of OCD. This OCD could spawn from living in such a chaotic neighborhood, and that, along with having to more or less raise himself, leads him to resorting to compulsive perfectionistic behaviors to make up for these things. I relate to him a lot, not only because I love using big words but also because we both love seeking and applying all sorts of knowledge which is not always appreciated by those around us.

However, his compulsion to label everything is ultimately what leads to multiple people who want to beat him up finding them. Meaning if they did get killed by the people they pissed off, it would accidentally be his fault.

One thing I can’t wrap my mind around is Johnny and Plank, most notably Plank, who mangages TO HIJACK A BUS AND MAGICALLY FIND THE EDS. By god someone explain this because I am incredibly confused.

The first emotional core of the movie is between Eddy and Double D who, I believe towards the end of season 5, got into fighting with each other more than ever, but never got a chance to make up. In this film, we see Eddy and Ed be honestly annoying to the point of being infuriating most of the time, but it does have a pay of when Double D nearly gives up on them. We see that Eddy truly does care for their friendship, and for the rest of the film, he is much more bearable. Probably one of the best moments with Eddy is seeing how protective he is of not only his wallet but also the postcard his brother sent him. He is so protective of in in fact, he doesn’t even want Double D to read it even to help them find him because he’s afraid he might smudge it or something. This shows that Eddy really puts a lot of pride in his brother and treasures anything he gives him, which is tragic considering….

The majority of the movie is a lot of slapstick, to the point that even Eddy is sick of it, but the slapstick nature of the show reaches its limits when we see that Eddy’s supposedly legendary big brother is actually a huge abusive creepy jerk, who beats the crap out of his older brother so such severity that the kids who before wanted to beat them up himself… feel genuinely sorry for him. Eddy reveals that he hyped up his brother so much to make himself seem cooler and gain respect, and I think that the treatment he received from him honestly plays a role in how selfish he was through out the series. Though his brother was gone throughout the show, Eddy idolized his brother and, as we can presume, wanted to be just like him, probably rationalizing the abuse as rough housing common between siblings. The longer he was gone, the more he separated the treatment from other things he thought was cool about him.

I honestly think his big brother was kicked out of the house by his parents, possibly even after some of this “rough housing” went terribly south and caused Eddy to get severely injured. That’s a common theory amoung fans, and when you consider how big bro acts, it’s all but completely confirmed.

One more thing I wanted to point out before wrapping this up is that Ed actually has like 3 moments of not being a stud in this movie, but it’s particularly when he’s working with Double D or saving Eddy. The first being when he hands Double D the cup to listen through the walls with, the second being when he cracks open the peanut to get the car key, and the third time in the end when he unhinges the door to defeat Eddy’s big brother. So even if Ed is kind of a stud, he can be slightly less stupid when he’s influenced by someone smarter, or he simply uses is head in a figurative way.

Overall I, like many other movies put out for shows, highly enjoyed this movie and found it oddly nostalgic despite not being the biggest fan of the original show. It may be now one of my favorite movies if for the creativity of the slapstick alone, and I am someone who loves cartoons and slapstick so much that I adore Space Jam way more than a grown adult should.

That’s all. Good day.