#because it was ”just trash” my familly would say

[edgy-dragon-trash]

I fucking LOVE making things with my hands!! I love crafts!!! I love crafts no matter the quality!!!

[denisn4te]

Obey Me Zombie Apocalypse AU

Guys, I can not believe no one has made an Obey Me zombie apocalypse au so I decided fuck it and to make one even though I suck at writing and will probably forget this in my drafts later, but if I do ever post it then yeah uh enjoy I guess.

(The only reason I'm even doing this is because I've been playing The Walking Dead Game and I just started Season 3!)

~•~☆~•~

(The brothers are all human and the other characters will come later.)

Lucifer

When the apocalypse starts he was still a teenager at the age of 17 and had just had a big fight with his parents

He storms out, but once the zombies started rising he went back only to see that his parents and his sister, Lilith had died from a zombie attack.

Now he has the responsibility of his 6 brothers and a lot of guilt on his back.

He does most of the work when collecting food and supplies. His brothers try to help him sometimes, but he always says he can handle it by himself.

Unless he really does need help when he'll let Mammon and Levi help him since they're the older ones of the rest of the brothers.

Absolutely doesn't trust strangers. You're threatening to shoot him or his brothers? Yours kneecaps are busted. You're trying to steal their supplies? You spine is now bent into a perfect 90° angle. You're offering supplies and shelter? He'll think about it for 3 seconds, but always say no saying.

He's definitely the type to rather not settle down in one place. He likes to keep moving and if they ever were to stay in one place it would only be for one day/night.

And of course he has the best fighting skills. Works mostly with guns or sometimes even no weapon at all though he's better with a weapon.

He'll only trust people he used to know before the whole apocalypse started like schoolmates or surviving familly members though there isn't much left of either. Even then he is super protective of his brothers.

Would die at some point for dramatic effect and maybe some character development for the other brothers.

A bit cold to his bros sometimes and feels bad about it. He probably does so if anything happens to him his brothers might be able to move on better.

Has taught all the brothers something about how to use a gun in case anything were to happen to him. He'd start with Mammon, then Levi, and so on as the rest get older.

Always holds some type of knife on him no matter what.

Mammon

He's about 14 and still a little greedy shit always sneaking off to look for good loot and taking things without hesitation, but he always end up in the wrong places at the wrong time.

Nevers finds any good stuff sadly.

Causes the most trouble even though he doesn't mean to most of the time.

He wants his little brothers to look up to him, but he still has a lot of skills to work on before that will happen.

He's not that good at shooting, but he can run fast so he can hide most of the time. Though he can be squeamish at times.

Keeps the mood up in the group when times get tough. He gets annoying a lot though due to him being a bit immature.

If anything were to happen to Lucifer he'd slowly learn how to take more responsibility and mature. Maybe even become a better shot.

If not then he continues to be childish, but he still gets better little by little over time.

Doesn't carry guns due to his rather poor shooting skills, but he's good with knives.

Leviathan

He has a lot of anxiety for a 12 year old.

Levi gets scared a lot, but he is really curious too. He often sneaks off with Mammon to explore.

Still an otaku and usually explores the manga stores a lot looking for any leftover volumes. Most of the times he'll be reading manga since he clearly can't play video games due to most of the power being out.

I get a feeling Levi would somehow make/find a bow and arrow or crossbow since he's not good at close range combat.

I'd say he would be good at aiming, but he would probably be too afraid to pull the trigger since guns are loud.

If he were to be an archer he would go hunt animals every now and then, but he feels bad when he kills fish since it reminds him of Henry 2.0 which they sadly had to leave behind.

As he grows up he would become less afraid and maybe even learn how to use a gun without getting scared. He'll always prefer crossbows and bows though since they're cooler and more quiet.

Still likes to ramble about his interests and the more I think about it he probably would be kinda like Duck from the Walking Dead Game.

Satan

Is dangerously smart for a 10 year old and some people tend to forget that he's still a young kid due to how mature he is.

Usually cause a lot of the trouble to mess with Lucifer since their relationship isn't all that great in this AU either and it didn't get any better when Lilith and their parents died.

Unlike some of his brothers he likes the idea of settling down and having a place to stay. Satan would definitely get into arguments with Lucifer about it when he gets older.

He's still pretty young so his fighting skills aren't great, but he easily can outnumber most of his brothers in other skills.

Always keeps on a grumpy face no matter what the situation is and that frightens his brothers a lot.

Whenever they come across a cat he finally lets go of the grumpy face and just adores the feline(s) they came across.

He always begs to bring all the cats along with them, but Lucifer always says no cause they can't have pets right now. Satan doesn't talk for a whole week everytime that happens.

When he grows up he definitely begins to form some rather impressive fighting skills that are not as great as Lucifer's, but could definitely rival his older brother's.

Being so mature for his age he tends to walk away from the rest of the group a lot sometimes thinking he'd be better off alone. He always finds his way back though.

Has the best healing skills and usually is responsible for carrying the first aid kit even though at the age of 10 he only fixes up small cuts and bruises.

Asmodeus

I love him, but he would not make it 2 days on his own.

Not just because he's an 8 year old, but he is squeamish and honestly quite weak in general.

Still loves attention so he usually likes to try and keep the mood in the group up like Mammon to have the attention on him.

That trait of his quickly goes away as things get worse and they need to focus on surviving more.

First time someone tried to teach him how to defend himself he was not okay for about a week.

He gets really grossed out when he watches his older brothers kill zombies and gags a lot.

Has no fighting skills at all. Like he knows how to use a gun, but that's it and he's not even good at using one either.

He does have some decent skills in fleeing and sneaking though which is good.

When Asmo actually does kill a zombie or person for the first time he couldn't look at a gun for a while or any weapon.

Definitely the type to just freeze in fear a lot which makes him feel like a burden sometimes cause it holds up the others at times.

Surprisingly good at scavenging and healing. Not as good as Satan of course, but it helps.

As time goes on he develops a bit of anxiety and this causes him to stay in his own lane most of the time.

Would run into Soloman at some point and that really helped ease him down. He knew Soloman before the apocalypse started and is really glad to see his old friend again.

I feel like at some point when he's older he might gets thoughts about leaving the group like Satan maybe with Soloman.

If he were to leave the group I feel like the chances he would see his brothers again are slim. Sad, but most likely true. It is the apocalypse after all.

Beelzebub

He and Belphie are both 6 years old and just like in canon, they're extremely close to eachother.

Beel will always help Belphie first in any situation.

He might be the second youngest, but is already a pretty strong kid for his age and when he grows up he'll definitely do a lot of the work like fighting off enemies and hunting.

For now he just carries some supplies and even Belphie when he gets tired.

He still blames himself for Lilith's death and it weighs very heavy on him.

Does very good when it comes to close range combat, but it takes him a while to fully understand how to use far range weapons like crossbows and guns.

Still eats a lot and very good at scavenging, but not trusted to cause he usually eats the food he find instead of telling the others. He just a hungry boi.

He also doesn't care about the whole staying in one place or keep moving and is always on the fence about it.

Belphegor

The brother that absolutely cannot be left on their own cause he can't take care of himself for shiiiiii-

Just like canon he is almost always sleeping and puts little to no effort in a lot of things making him the weakest brother.

Unlike his twin his skills are not great and he knows this.

He still hates Lucifer and blames him for their parents' and sister's death. If he hadn't stormed off the day this all started they would have been alive.

His skills don't develop much when he gets older so he's better off with other people and also likes the idea of having to stay in one place instead of constantly traveling one place to another.

He really hates using weapons. Especially guns cause they're too loud and close range weapons take up too much energy, but there is that extremely rare occasion where he does kill something. That only happens when he's older though.

His fleeing/sneaking skills are trash too and prefers someone to carry him when they do have to get away from something. Belphie doesn't care who it is carrying him just don't make him run.

He knows only a bit about healing which is mostly just him putting bandages on cuts.

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Part 2!

Okay guys that's pretty much it for now! Sorry if this wasn't great I tried and it was quite fun making it! I might even try drawing things for this AU, but I'll probably do the undateables later!

[missfinefeather]

Solidad

I think you missed the part where Tavros says he wasn't touched by Gamzee ?

Solidad

The channel is weirdly quiet considering the page we're on

MissFinefeather

He said he was mentoring the kid in loveAlso, he said Gamzee didn't do a bad touch, because Gamzee can't do anything bad. He didn't confirm or deny molestation

Solidad

The content warnings at the start of the Epilogues does not include pedophilia

and I would hope that Hussie would have included that

GhastlyGhifin

yeah

Solidad

I think Gamzee's "love mentoring" would have been his usual inappropriate rants about "FiNe PiEcEs Of AsS" or whatever

It's bad

but not straight-up pedophiliaI still think John should take Tavros though

MissFinefeather

Is the next page any better?

Solidad

I think so

let me check real quick

MissFinefeather

page 24 in candy

Solidad

Yeah that one is better

less traumatic at leastthough that's sorta debatable

it's still a bitch of a page

NoBrandMinda

Not going to lie, it'll be a few pages before you're at anything resembling "the all clear."

GhastlyGhifin

Yeah.

Solidad

The Epilogues' wild ride never ends

MissFinefeather

I think I'm just going to end it. Another Oner. I'm not much the mood to continue

Solidad

Fair enough

Remember when it seemed like Rose relationship with her mother was the most fucked-up thing in Homestuck ?

good times

GhastlyGhifin

Remember when characters weren't forced to do horrible things for shock value?

NoBrandMinda

One of the writers on the Epilogue later did a Q&A and clarified that no, Gamzee did not actually bad touch Tavros, because Tavros denying it really isn't that strong of a defense. (Frankly, I'm slightly alarmed that people do take Tavros at his word considering that's just how traumatized children act) Even so, I don't think that's much of a comfort. They said earlier that Gamzee was making out with one of Tavros Nitram's ghosts, and he would be 13. So it's still looks like Gamzee was grooming little Tavros, even if he wasn't touching him yet.

Wakraya

A very tough page

Hugs

MissFinefeather

Hugs

GhastlyGhifin

Yeah, it gets better about...3? pages from here, I think.

I don't know specifics because i refuse to look back at that trash heap.

Solidad

I'm honestly glad I started with Meat and not Candy

I don't know if I would have continued reading if I started with Candy

MissFinefeather

Makes me wonder if I'm just going to blow through Meat... Or at least go at a much faster pace

GhastlyGhifin

Maybe

Solidad

Depends on your reaction to some things

Meat isn't a walk in the park either

GhastlyGhifin

From what I hear Meat dosen't throw as much bullshit at you out of nowhere

Wakraya

Ssssh. >:o

I'm over-exaggerating the protective no-spoilers thing btw X3

Solidad

It's feels more like a story and an epilogue than Candy, that's all I'll say

MissFinefeather

After all this, I wouldn't bat an eye if Meat's just a murderfest at this point. The slow burn social fears is so much more terrifying. At least everyone knows Lord English is the bad guy, but Jane...

Jane's tyranny is so much more real, and it's so much more personal.

Solidad

The family stuff is what really gets me

Solidad

hits way too close to home

Lots of familly drama over here

GhastlyGhifin

Plus, Gamzee's there. And seemingly untouchable in his bullshit clown seduction field.

MissFinefeather

Well, personally, the political tyrany hits me just as, or even more than that right now. I'm a trans person, I relate so much to what Karkat is going through. When he mentioned hearing what politicians say, there's a reason why I peg him as a gogdamn hero. I keep hearing politicians saying horrible things about trans women, and then people try to silence me by saying it's "just opinion" when people are literally trying to suspend my rights based on that "opinion"

GhastlyGhifin

Yeah...

Solidad

Yup

Wakraya

Yeeep.

GhastlyGhifin

I can see why this would be such a strenuous thing to read though.

Wakraya

It paints too real of a picture of that shitty mindset.And that pain of like. Action vs Inaction.

MissFinefeather

It's strenuous because Jane keeps winning. She keeps coming out looking better than the people she's arguing with it. I hate is so goddamn much, but it's so goddamn true to life because assholes like that just know how to twist your words

it's frustrating...

GhastlyGhifin

She is certainly being painted as in the wrong though, despite her "wins".

Solidad

I would hope soIf she wasn't that would quite the shitshow

MissFinefeather

Yes, we can see she's in the wrong, but we aren't the once with the power here.

Solidad

The inherent frustrations of being an observer

NoBrandMinda

And the frustration of living in the real world where the Janes keep winning

Solidad

Yeah...

pablo360able

I'm the guy who was all “Jane has a dark side that nobody ever talks about” when you got to the point in the non-canon snapchat where she mind-controlled Jack and even I'm beyond taken aback by the direction the epilogue has gone with her character.  And I can't tell if the obvious real-world allegory makes it more meaningful or just a thousand times more horrifying.

GhastlyGhifin

Jane was clearly okay with doing some shady business stuff from the beginning. This is just the...."logical" extreme of that.

Solidad

I've said it before but Jane is a rich capitalist goddess who belong to the dominant group of people on Earth C

it was to be expected

pablo360able

It does feel weird thought; she was clearly okay with shady stuff, but we never got to see her do anything with that, even as Nanna, if you don't count when she was under the Condesce's control (which I don't).  Although given how much she's apparently capable of, if we'd even seen a sliver then it would have been hard to think of her as a character we wanted to see succeed.

Nora (fae/faer)

And she was raised to be the next Condense, not easy to ignore that

Solidad

yup

not including the possible long-term consequences of the mind-control

Nora (fae/faer)

Like, you can grow to be a good person when you were raised to be a shitty one, but it's harder

Solidad

Especially when you get that much power at the age of 19

because young multi-millionaire celebrities always end up growing into well adjusted adults

[kneedeepgraves-blog]

1. Do you hate eric cartman? Yes, but I love to hate him tbh. He's so terrible, but it kills me. XD

2. Who is the (overall) smartest in stan’s group? Honestly? Probably Kenny. I mean, he's had his moments. But... he tends to just observe the bullshit from outside himself, I think. Stan and Kyle both think they're right sometimes about everything from time to time (especially Kyle tbh), but I think a lot of the time they miss the point entirely. Yes, even Kyle.

3. If any of the kids should be immortal and die all the time alongside kenny, who should it be? (who deserves it or who could support kenny, the choice is yours). Henrietta. I think those two would relate a LOT more than one would think. And Kenny doesn't seem the type to just write people off just because they're different or whatever.

4. Is kyle a hypocrite? Yes. A lot of the time. Not always, though.

5. Who overreactes the most? ......Butters' dad.

6. Is creek really that great? Yes. Yes, it is.

7. Do you have any sympathy for cartman? Nah, not really.

8. Should Randy just die? No!!! :0 I love that turd.... The show would greatly suffer comically if he was gone.

9. Who has the worst familly life out of all the main 4? Kenny. I mean, his parents' domestic abuse and shit. They're white trash and they're in trouble....

10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who? Stan - Jimmy. Token - Kyle. Craig - Kenny. Cartman - Clyde. I mean, at least I think that's his group if I remember correctly. Just doin' it from memory.

11. if you had to kill off 3 of any of the main (minimum importance level is Kevin Stoley or Red) kids, who would you murder? Clyde. Fuck 'em. Next is Bebe. Fuck 'er. And then the next would be...... uh....... this is tough. I don't hate anyone else all that much, really. I guess like.... David? Idfk. He's barely even there half the time? I just picked him last 'cause I couldn't think of anyone else? XD I'd say Cartman but, he's funny as fuck and serves as conflict for the other kids.

12. Who deserves more love? -whispers.- Goth Kids. Always Goth Kids. (I'M BIASED-- HELLO.)

13. What are the 3 worst seasons of south park? Uh....... -hides under the bed.- I don't know. ;-; I'll watch them all....

14. What are the 3 best seasons? I CAN'T ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS FOR REASONS OF I LOVE THEM ALL FROM START TO FINISH.

15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way) .......I'm pretty sure they all exist somewhere. Uh.... -is at a complete loss tbh. Doesn't really follow any shippy shit.-

16. Match 5 characters with an animal. Okay, THIS I'm game for! Fun! Cartman: mockingbird. Heidi: field mouse. Michael: crow. Butters: hamster. Firkle: bat.

17. Match 5 characters with a type of drink. Stan: ice tea. Craig: Mt. Dew. Henrietta: dark red wine. Jimmy: fuckin' Kool-Aid Jammers and you can't tell me otherwise. Firkle: Coke because it's black AND full of caffeine. And sugary. And also I couldn't think of a last one and didn't feel like spending 10 more minutes on this one.

18. Has Mr. Garrison improved over the years? Nope. He hasn't learned a thing.

19. What is your darkest south park related secret? whenIwasakidIhadacrushonMichael.

20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up. Cartman: unemployment. Kyle: probably in the NBA. Stan: carpenter? I mean, I could see it. Kenny: successful entrepreneur of some sort 'cause he's fuckin' smart.

21. On a scale of 1-100, how gay is south park? I mean, in the past 5 years, very.

22. Who is the cutest kid in south park? You know I'll pick my boy. He's the literal smallest even when he grows up and you can't tell me otherwise. Once again, I'm biased. 'Sup.

23. Name your NOTP(s). There are probably a lot.

24. Is butters gay? He's just a little bicurious. But also, I think he's bi tho.

25. Write a headcanon for one of the girls. Heidi has a grey and white tabby cat named Socks.

26. Who is the nicest in stan’s group? Once again, Kenny. Sorry, everyone else.

27. What is the worst SP fan drawing/fic you have ever seen? I mean, I don't wanna throw shade at anyone. What they like is their bidness. Though I really just hateeeeee Vampir x Pete stuff. It makes me cringe.

28. is the south park fandom expired? Nah. It's like a hydra; loses a head, another one comes right back up in its place. ♡

29. should the south park fandom just end? No.... That'd be sad. It's honestly probably my favorite fandom. Which is probably sad but, whatevs.

30. What do you hate more, this fandom or yourself? That's a good question.....

31. Were the last three questions valid or stupid? Both.

32. What SP character are you most like? Probably Pete. Even though he's goth, he is still very much is in tune with his own individuality and is probably truthfully the biggest non-conformist of them all.... he just has a hard time not following the crowd (his friends) and pleasing them so he won't lose them. Which is a relatable struggle. Also his apathy and blunt morbidity.

33. Which SP character would be your SBF? Craig. We'd get along like a house on fire probably.

34. Which SP character do you have a crush on? None. But when I was a kid, it was Michael. Sigh. Oh, the days of my stupid youth.

35. Write a shitty poem about your favourite characer

My heart is black

Roses are red

Firkle just stabbed you

Now you are dead

Na na na na na na

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

South Park ask/do meme

These are weird, fun and tricky questions (for me at least)

1. Do you hate eric cartman? 

2. Who is the (overall) smartest in stan’s group? 

3. If any of the kids should be immortal and die all the time alongside kenny, who should it be? (who deserves it or who could support kenny, the choice is yours)

4. Is kyle a hypocrite? 

5. Who overreactes the most?

6. Is creek really that great?

7. Do you have any sympathy for cartman?

8. Should Randy just die?

9. Who has the worst familly life out of all the main 4?

10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who?

11. if you had to kill of 3 of any of the main (minimum importance level is Kevin Stoley or Red) kids, who would you murder?

12. Who deserves more love?

13. What are the 3 worst seasons of south park?

14. What are the 3 best seasons?

15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way)

16. Match 5 characters with an animal

17. Match 5 characters with a type of drink

18. Has Mr. Garrison improved over the years?

19. What is your darkest south park related secret?

20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up

21. On a scale of 1-100, how gay is south park?

22. Who is the cutest kid in south park?

23. Name your NOTP(s)

24. Is butters gay?

25. Write a headcanon for one of the girls 

26. Who is the nicest in stan’s group?

27. What is the worst SP fan drawing/fic you have ever seen?

28. is the south park fandom expired?

29. should the south park fandom just end?

30. What do you hate more, this fandom or yourself?

31. Were the last three questions valid or stupid?

32. What SP character are you most like?

33. Which SP character would be your SBF?

34. Which SP character do you have a crush on?

35. Write a shitty poem about your favourite characer

[cassandrajd]

jensen being bashed/trashed by j1stans, again... how prototype

so taking  a break from what i’ve being doing, cause heard that j1stans are bashing/trashing jensen, again, & since it bagged me as hell lets’ set some things straight. 

apparently they claim that jensen was drunk at jib, which is utter bs that they pulled out of their a*** as they usually do, whenever they bash & trash jensen. what really happened is that jensen practically had an emotional breakdown, & god forbid the focus is on jensen, for once, & not on their precious special snowflake. 

let’s take things from the beginning. when posted the jib panels commented that jensen had depression. & practically that’s why he had such a strong reaction when he met the yana helper, cause he has being there. after that some j1 stans/shippers dared to say that jensen never said that had depression (big surprise not). thing is though that jensen had revealed that had depression months before snowflake started giving interviews right & left claiming that had depression. so just because they ignored it/played dumb abt it, does’nt mean  it’s not there. then again did not expect anything less from j1stans who don’t give 2 s*** abt jensen & only care abt snowflake, to the point they bash & trash jensen whenever does’nt revolve around him. prime example the numerous attacks to jensen in his fb page after yana was announcent, where stans targeted not only jensen but misha too.

same j1stans that claimed jensen did'nt have depression also said that jensen did'nt have an emotional breakdown. right... so what happened at jib, was mentioned by misha & jensen at their panel. whoever saw it knows what i’m talking abt. bottom line, misha said that jensen's eyes were red from crying & he gave him a hug. then jensen proceeded talking & based on all the things he said, he was practically in no condition to do anything (like go on stage) for a while, to the point that the chick that runs jib ‘’pushed’’ him to go, while he was still a mess. now if that is’nt an emotional breakdown (because jensen had mentioned being depressed years ago ergo ‘’being there’’, that’s why he was so affected) don’t know what is. 

now if that happened to snowflake j1 stans would be all poor baby/let's organize a campaign to show ''support'' like they did in the past... but when it comes to jensen, nope not even by a long shot. that’s why they started pulling things ‘’like jensen was drunk’’ out of their a*** to bash jensen, to draw the atention away from jensen being emotional. god forbid someone focuses on jensen instead of snowflake. 

now going back on jensen, noticed that he was kind of off in the 1rst saturday panel with snowflake & wondered if it was that he was tired, or something else was going on. then sunday misha mentioned the incident with the yana chick & jensen became emotional on stage trying to describe what happened. thing is, if my initial impression that he was'nt ok saturday was correct, suspect that whatever bothered him/or was holding up, came out with yana, meaning, it made the damn brake. 

way back when started suspecting that jensen might be depressed, something that later he confirmed, also got the impression that he is like dean. swallowing alot of cr** & not talking abt it, given he is introvert. misha practically confirmed my suspicions when he said that jensen was nervous/angsty abt directing but did'nt showed it, so he would not worry cast & crew. that's the impression i got from jensen too watching various con videos, that he holds alot inside & that's not healthy at all for him. 

so given what happened at jib, asume that practically jensen’s depression sort of had a fall back, ergo the emotional breakdown. misha looked concerned, & propably that’s why he brought the incident up, so jensen would open up. looks like did'nt work though, cause my eye caught some pics from jailbreak where jensen looked really sad.

recaping, jensen get’s constantly sidelined (12 years+da) on & of the show, has anxiety/stresses out, overworks, & never catches an actual break. + writers more often than not have dean being depressed & since jensen becomes dean, goes on the same state of mind. + jensen is away from his familly 9 months+, per year(filming, cons etc). + he get’s all kinds of cr** by every1 (j1stans/shippers, snowflake, d/c shippers, even his own fans). so obviously all that combined have their toll on him. ergo the depression back then & the emotional breakdown now.  so jensen needs huge support, not being constantly ignored & attacked, by j1stans/shippers, which as time passes go from being huge hypocrites to being massive a**holes towards him.