#because it never does and it never will😂

[augustsblossom]

Hiii 👋🩷 I would like to request a Mark Grayson fic where he’s like unnaturally warm because he’s half viltrimite and he uses his hands as like a heating pad for reader who is suffering from cramps

Just like super fluffy cuddles and sweetness

Take your time bestie and thank you for writing for this fandom 🩷🩷🩷 (there really aren’t enough Mark fics😭😭😭) 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

THIS IS SO CUTE STOOOPP AND thank you so much!! There fr isn’t enough so I’m rolling up my sleeve and getting to work

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˚ ༘ *ೃ⁀➷ main! Mark Grayson x afab! reader

˚ ༘ *ೃ⁀➷ a/n: I appreciate the requests you guys have been sending me! This is very self insert lowkey so if you don’t like horror movies or pumpkin scents just imagine what you do like! This also is in NO WAY reader intentionally being a bitch to the sweet boy like I said I’m projecting and I get snappy when I’m on mine </33 inbox me if you guys have ideas ily! <3

˚ ༘ *ೃ⁀➷ CW: fluff!!!, She/her pronouns aren’t used but reader does get periods lol, reader is cranky when they’re menstruating (I’m self projecting), mark just puts his hands on readers lower stomach, mark is very patient and reader feels bad lolol

˚ ༘ *ೃ⁀➷ IMPORTANT: constructive criticism is encouraged! I’m always looking to make my fics better or to make it more enjoyable for you guys so if there’s anything I can do or fix, comment or inbox me! I want to make it as best as I can for yall <3 it’s also not proofread again I’m hoping you guys can uncode what it means

˚ ༘ *ೃ⁀➷ taglist: @realmcflurry1 (lmk if you wanna be in the next one!)

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So like, imagine a semi full of bricks coming at you full speed right, but instead of crashing normally it crashes RIGHT into your lower stomach and puts it all there

Oh and with that imagine a doctor has a handful of needles and they just shove it all in your uterus…

Yeah you are DONE FOR BABEEE

But hey at least you have your super sweet geeky boyfriend to help with that right!!

It’s hard for him to be a superhero but it’s hard when you don’t have your boyfriend around!

Cecil has him working to the damn BONE and he will not give that poor boy a break!

So of course you feel bad when you start having an attitude and getting snappy at him, but no one blames you for it you’re in so much pain!!!

Mark finally had a day off where he didn’t need to be “invincible” for a day, you loved it so much but you hated it landed on a day your period started

Those cramps were KILLING you and they hit like a damn lightning drop ok it was horrid but Mark was there for you!

He recently just got back from a store trip you asked him to make, getting you chocolates, chips tampons and pads (he made the “what size pussy you wear 😂” joke and you didn’t laugh so he apologized and said it was cringe, you’re never forgetting it)

He walked in your shared room with the bags in hand a warm smile on his face

“Hey pretty” Mark says softly, sitting the bag on the bed and kissing your forehead as you’re curled up with the blanket covering to your nose

You open your eyes slowly and look at him

“Hi.” You said shortly, kind of side eyeing him but like not in a trying to in a bitchy way you’re just in pain yknow?

Anyways, he gave you a bit of a confused look then left to change into a shirt and sweats. He came back shortly and laid in bed next you

“Wanna watch something? Netflix added new horror movies!” He said with enthusiasm

“I don’t care, we can watch whatever.” You say shortly again.

Good god the patience that man had for you was INSANNEEEE. He would never be this patient with anyone else, especially Cecil and even sometimes Debbie, but he had so much for you, you just felt terrible.

He softly said okay and put on your favorite. After laying in silence for a moment, your back was still facing him when you asked

“Mark…”

“What’s up?”

“….do you hate me even though I was being mean”

Marks brows furrowed as he looked towards you

“Huh?”

You turn to look at him with literally the puppy dog looking eyes and a frown on your face

“I’m sorry. I was being so mean I just don’t feel well and everything hurts so bad and it’s not your fault and I love you so much and never want you to leave me I hate being mean I’m so-“

Okay babe you can shut the fuck up now he gets it.

He let out a giggle, pulling you closer to him and pepper kissing your face

“I understand, you don’t have to explain yourself. I can’t imagine how bad THAT kind of pain is but I don’t blame you at all for it. I also can never hate you, you’re too cute for that” he pepper kisses again

After your little giggle sesh he pulled you even closer so you were caged in, your face against his chest

“If you’d like I can help you with those cramps”

You nod slowly and he turns your entire body so now your back is facing him. He pulled you closer and wrapped his arms around you with one hand on your stomach and the other right above it

His hands were…unnaturally warm. I mean as half-Viltriumite you kinda get that but you loved when he used his powers not only for fighting enemies

The sudden warmth on your stomach made you comfortable, and it was a plus that Mark was cuddling with you too, so forget that heating pad! You have a Mark!

Mark fell asleep first (of course) and you followed shortly after. The burning pumpkin candle blew out on its own after a while, and the movies end credits rolled. The sun was setting and temperature of the room plus you and Mark made everything perfect

Mark does make the doomed week truly better.

[undead-cypress]

Some more shitposts and Jpn new game + notes

I THINK (because it's not like I have a script nor am I particularly observant) this miiiiight be the first instance of a personal pronoun? 自分 is a pretty impersonal one though, which makes sense in this context because this is the scene announcing Will's entry into the tournament. The dialogue choices here are, in response to (paraphrased because I don't remember it exactly) "Entry to the tournament? With this runt?"

> It's me who's entering

> not a runt

> don't answer a question with another question

I picked "not a runt" because it is endlessly amusing to me how obviously Will was supposed to be even younger. We're not a baby :((( not born three weeks ago :((((

(please ignore how, in my blazed out state, took me several minutes to try to type in "Jingles" - long story - on the PS4 while still forgetting to add the " to シ so now I'm stuck with "Shingles" for a mc name. Oops. The Japanese PS4 keyboard mapping is NUTS. You know how they put the English keys in alphabetical order?? When you're wired to use QWERTY?? It's kinda like that. It's hard when you're high.)

In other pronoun stuff, all the street vendors (not shop keepers though) refer to the MC as お兄さん, even though they're all universally WAY older. It's more of an informal way to show deference to a potential customer, a rank thing rather than an age or family thing.

Brigitta's pronouns for her dog are basically it/it's 😂. Mostly because she refuses to give it a name, so she refers to the dog as コレ, コイツ, etc

I think it's funny this is Strohl's default mode. I never noticed until now, when one of the ranked events had him going up to the landlord guy like this and for a second I wondered if we're supposed to interpret it as "we saw you across the street and we hate your vibes". But nah that's just his normal. Nobody else's idle pose has clenched fists, this is excellent. I've said it before but his line deliveries are a bit more aggro/seething in Japanese and maybe that's why I'm noticing.

Also, Rangief calls him Leon-bocchama. While "bocchama" translates to "young lord" it's pretty rare and embarrassing to call anyone over the age of eh.... 14 that. It does make the sub theme of Strohl's ranked episodes of coming to age as an adult come through a bit more when Rangief drops it at the end. Also it's funny. The English version places more emphasis on worthiness and responsibility rather than the growing up aspect, which I think is fine tbh because that IS the main thing. Age hierarchies matter less in the anglosphere and it would just be kind of baffling without explanation on why East Asia is obsessed with age hierarchies. And just hierarchies in general.

(it's Confucius's "trickle down ethics"'s fault)

Oh yeah the "my kind of strange" line everyone keeps screenshotting is less interesting in Japanese, it was something like "we'll get along well".

Fabienne is much more forceful sounding in Japanese and her tone was pretty scary at times. In English she comes off as more tired, but in Japanese it sounds much more like she's kind, yes, but she will beat you down with a stick with no hesitation if she must.

Bardon doesn't have an equivalent accent in Japanese and I'm not immediately picking up anything special about the way he talks. Aww. He does still sound very much like a hapless goober though.

Gloddel is even hammier, if that was possible. My god, this is what every middle schooler going through anime phase wishes they sound like.

Neuras has an accent though! He's very much still a wacky scamp.

I kept joking that Hulkenberg is horse coded so my friend made her a horse in miitopia. Then the Mind Horse (draw a horse without using references) challenge started trending again on Bluesky, and people wanted to see my mind horse. Unfortunately my mind horse is just a regular lookin horse and not very funny, so I drew Hulkenhorse instead

You're welcome?

[nyerusnova]

the weird part about shipping comic book couples is that you generally don't want your faves to "become canon" because it's like... you really do not want your OTP(s) in the hands of comic book writers lmao.... they will not do your faves any justice and then in a few months/years there will be an overdramatic break-up or worse and it'll be a mess one way or another

[starflungwaddledee]

some rather strong first impressions were made.

required reading for the magical "voice" headcanon and another for starstruck's signature in particular. asked by @trainerbob23 !

[ficfield]

Goddamn, I've done a lot of fics huh. I've always been a thirsty bitch for Chris, already dying to read more and more fics of him but he doesn't get as much love as Leon does so there were many occasions where I was going through a dry spell. I always used to get little ideas for fics but never had the confidence to write them, it wasn't until I was writing up my Dungeons and Dragons game play notes in the form of an actual story that I got a little confidence in my writing abilities.

I sent the little story to my mum to have a little read as she loves reading, and she loved it so so much, she hyped me up about my writing and I believed her, she's a very well read woman, she brought us (me and my 2 brothers and sister) up believing in ourselves but she would never lie to us, if something was a bit shit (not in her words obviously lol) she would tell us what worked well and didn't and how we could improve, she's always told me that she would never fill us with confidence in something we're not good at because it'll hurt down the line when the realisation hit, she would never set us up to fail.

She encouraged me to pursue writing the fan fiction, so I did with her loving support. even when I got my first smut request I was soooo nervous and almost didn't do it, but she was like "you should definitely do it! it's good to step out of your comfort zone," and with that, I did it. She read it and she was amazed and shocked (haha, she was like "damn, you saucy little minx 😂).

she's so proud of my writing and is my biggest 'hypeman' if it wasn't for her this account wouldn't even exists, so thank you mama! (yes my mum has read some of my fan fictions, no I don't feel weird about it, me and my mum have such an amazing relationship, I can tell her everything and never ever feel judged. fucking love that woman!)

Masterlist

Welcome to my masterlist, all my work will be here.

This is an 18+ Blog!, minors DNI

Requests: OPEN

Who I write for: Chris Redfield only at the moment, there's already so much Leon stuff, my baby boy Redfield needs love too.

what I won't write: non-con/dub-con, adult & minor pairing, incest, or anything that's a bit messed up.

hope you enjoy the content, feel free to follow for frequent updates

❤️ - Fluff

❤️‍🔥 - Smut 💜 - Soft smut (suggestive)

❤️‍🩹 - Angst

Requests:

You're alive: Pt1, Pt2 ❤️‍🩹 More than enough ❤️❤️‍🔥 Every scar tells a story ❤️💜 Sweet like sugar ❤️ Break me in ❤️‍🔥 Chris Redfield’s Mission briefing & Distraction 💜 Part2 ❤️‍🔥 Unexpected extraction Goodbye, for now ❤️‍🩹 Counter confessions ❤️ Late-Night shark talks ❤️ The pollen’s embrace ❤️‍🔥 Against protocol: First contact Against protocol: The interrogation Unforgotten ❤️ A new kind of battle ❤️ Double trouble ❤️ Chris Redfield: Dad chronicles – Chaos, Crayons and a Cat named rocket. ❤️ Safe in his arms ❤️‍🔥 "Retail Recon" ❤️ A Rare Quiet ❤️ Echoes of Courage ❤️ Soft Spots and Stray Hearts ❤️ Snowblind ❤️‍🔥 No Backup Required ❤️ Clean Slate ❤️‍🔥 Snowed in with You ❤️ Family Beach Day with Chris ❤️ Operational Control 💜 It's Just Allergies, I Swear ❤️ Safe Haven ❤️ Island Time ❤️ First Time Together ❤️❤️‍🔥 Jealousy on the Rocks ❤️ Unveiling Desire ❤️‍🔥 Tension and Passion ❤️‍🔥 Collateral Damage 💔 3:07 A.M ❤️ Operation: Grocery Run ❤️ Not that Bad ❤️ A Choice Made ❤️‍🔥 The Storm of Passion ❤️‍🔥 Sweet as Pie ❤️ One Hell of a Babymoon ❤️ For Every Tomorrow ❤️💔 Bedtime Zoomies ❤️

Headcanons:

Chris Redfield: The reluctant cat dad ❤️ Chris Redfield Being Absolute Rubbish in Bed (At First) 💜 Chris Redfield’s “Redemption Arc” (aka He’s on a Mission Now) 💜 Chris Redfield’s “Overcompensation Arc” (aka He Takes It Way Too Far) 💜 Chris Redfield: General Headcanon ❤️ Chris Redfield & his newborn son headcanon (vendetta era) ❤️ Chris Redfield Wedding proposal ❤️ Chris Redfield finding out you're pregnant ❤️ Chris Redfield: Sir kink 💜 Chris Redfield: Reacting to his wife/girlfriend breastfeeding in public Valentine’s Day With Chris Redfield❤️💜 Chris Redfield Buying Pads & Tampons for His S/O and The Tampon Mission ❤️

Series:

Memories ❤️‍🩹❤️: Chapter 1: Ghosts of the Past Chapter 2: Ghosts of the Past ii Chapter 3: Fractures Chapter 4: Reckoning Chapter 5: Crossfire Chapter 6: Collisions Chapter 7: Blind Pursuit Chapter 8: Memory Fractures Chapter 9: Ship Showdown Chapter 10: Diversion Chapter 11: Memory Drift

Aftermath ❤️: Chapter 1: Aftermath, Chapter 2: Unspoken Words, Chapter 3: Fractured Edges, Chapter 4: Table for Four, Chapter 5: Quiet Spaces, Chapter 6: Smoke and Silence Chapter 7: Proximity Chapter 8: Familiar Eyes Chapter 9: Cracks in the Armour

Bloodlines (Resident Evil x Twilight Crossover. Jacob Black Romance)❤️: Chapter 1: Quiet Things That Roar

[ukor02]

Ok bitches listen up. I need at least *one* Hazbin Hotel writer to do this scenario

Reader is a hellborn(idc what species except for hellhound because this is my request fuck off) and homeless and she got knocked up and baby daddy ditched so Charlie being the angel she is offers reader a room.

Fast forward to episode 5 (whoever starts this feel free to do the whole series but this is mainly focusing on ep 5(OMG WHAT IF READER GOES INTO LABOR DURING THE FINAL BATTLE IN EPISODE 8 FHUXHEHDJ. Chille anyways-)) and the reader is ready to pop any day now. Charlie is introducing the hotel residents to Lucifer and they get to reader and he's just wanting to touch the belly and looking at it with almost child like wonder lookin like this emoji: 🥺

Normal hotel shenanigans ensue. Thanks for coming to my TED talk UwU

[jamietwat]

Jamie and Roy spending ridiculous amounts of time together and Phoebe knowing about it definitely means that Jamie’s around Phoebe a lot more in the off-season when she’s off school and Roy’s off work but still being Jamie’s personal trainer for free (and she definitely likes bossing Jamie around just as much as Roy does and finds the ridiculous shit Roy makes him do hilarious)

And you know that thing where kids love to randomly go watch this, I can do a somersault or want to see me do a cartwheel? and then you just have to awkwardly stand there and be like wow whether they actually can do them or not (and sometimes several times in a row have to try to think of something new to say the fifth time they do the exact same thing and then look to you for a reaction)

I’m just saying at some point they’re in some park and Phoebe definitely pulls a look how good I’m getting at cart wheels, Uncle Roy! around Jamie at some point and while Roy just stands there like 🧍‍♂️ and gives compliments that gradually get more and more deadpan and debates turning it into saying how much more impressive that is than anything Jamie’s done all morning but he doesn’t because he’s 90% sure that would just lead to Jamie getting all indignant and competitive and proving he can cartwheel too as if Roy isn’t already annoyingly aware of that from when he was dying trying to keep up with Jamie in Amsterdam while he was cartwheeling and practically skipping

But obviously Roy not saying anything doesn’t matter anyway and Jamie turns it into being like watch this to Phoebe and cartwheeling too and turning to Roy after like well go on, tell me how good I am at that too

Roy deadpans somehow it’s far less impressive watching a grown man cartwheel for attention. It’s just sad, really

But Jamie isn’t offended at all and just shoots Roy an obnoxious smirk and insists you’re just saying that because you know you couldn’t do one. Even trying would probably end with you needing a hip replacement or something

But before Roy can even properly argue or say something bitchy back, Jamie’s turning back to Phoebe with a how about this then? But even though it’s her he asks, it’s Roy he looks to the moment he finishes running a few steps and doing a one-handed cartwheel

And Jamie’s like well now are you impressed??? And god, Roy resents that he is and he could make a dig about how useless of a skill it was as an adult and how that wouldn’t accomplish anything on the pitch and he’d just look like one of the kids that picks flowers on the pitch instead of playing or even paying attention to where the ball is, but instead he rolls his eyes and says yeah okay

And Jamie beams but he doesn’t have time to properly gloat and give Roy shit because Phoebe’s already bossing him around telling him that he has to teach her how to do that too

[shrinkthisviolet]

Absolutely hilarious to see Langdon say "I don't think Santos is a team player because [lists traits that are literally exactly like him]" 😂 bffr dude

Is he wrong? No. Santos has flaws (including struggling to work in a team setting), and as her direct superior, Langdon's not wrong to point them out. But it is very funny. Then again...you see your flaws best in a mirror

[radarsteddybear]

Ok, Hogan's Heroes fandom, I've got a question for you: if you were introducing someone to the show for the very first time, which episode would you start with? For bonus points, also tell me WHY you choose that episode.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

I've started to ascribe emotional and intellectual meaning to the prayers we say in shul, so now I can properly beseech g-d when I pray with everyone else

And I've got to say, there's something really special about it. I recommend beseeching Him as often as possible

[soloh]

Haven't talked about specific details of my life so much on here this year (compared to past years anyway), but, beginning of the year my ballet teacher moved me out of the adult ballet class which she thought would be too easy for me, to put me in with some of the teens doing exam work, just for a bit of a challenge on the ol' brain (and she said she needed someone to demonstrate jumps for them because she's getting too old 😅). Ended up sticking with them for the whole year, and we just had our end of year show, and there are two moments that stuck out to me from show week with these girls:

1. Them asking me what year I started doing ballet and immediately responding with "we weren't even born yet!" like, yes, thank you, I figured that out, you didn't need to say it out loud in a lovely little chorus like that, it was like having a biblical experience of being told that I'm old

2. One of the girls walking in, plonking her bag down, taking her headphones off, turning to me and without even saying hello, pointing at me and saying "you, you seem like someone who would like Chappell Roan", which, yes, I do, but please 15 year old that I interact with for approximately an hour each week in circumstances where we barely to get to talk, I need to know how you reached that conclusion about me, because I don't walk around in ballet class with pride flags stuck to me

[shadowingfas]

85 pulls

I have pulled 85 times since getting aventurine, maybe more and nothing....

no 5 star

no robin

no topaz

nothing.

[silusvesuius]

g*lmar rly has to be the best skajrim character on the real like even if you don't like him he just is . literally The best one i think......... on dat note i also imagine that he and ulfr*c despite being fairydust BFFs for lyfe genuinely have the worst communication skills ever seen

[chibipandaao3]

I’m still writing this thing — how am I writing it? Why am I writing it 😆 I’ve never written something like this before 😂 probably doing a horrible job.

[deepseawave]

obsessed w the tags on ur last reblog

Omgg, thank you haha, it was a quality post so I just had to appreciate it in full force 😂❤️

Can‘t believe someone would actually enjoy my yapping :,D

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

You know, I have a lot of bizarre dreams with nighmarish elements, and I've always had them, as long as I can remember. Most of the time they're not bad dreams. Just weird.

Today, I had one about the Lighthouse from Veilguard that sure puts a unique spin on the possibility that it might be a living, evolving thing. Because in my dream, after the events of Veilguard, the Lighthouse started slowly transforming into a more personalized space for Rook and the companions. Problem is that where the original furniture disappeared, it left puddles of blood and gore, like the Lighthouse itself was bleeding. And from that, new furniture sprang. But like, Rook's wardrobe had a much wider selection of clothes afterwards! And they were organized into various categories, even. Also, Rook finally got a proper double bed, but the aquarium in their room turned into a really long tunnel (while still being an aquarium) without an end in sight. Where did it lead? I need to know.