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Hi! 18 and 20 for the end of year asks <333
hello friend! <333
18. A memorable meal this year? okay great question. so I was in Maine earlier this year and I went to fore street for a special occasion....this fucking restaurant. we opened with a summer salad, essentially radicchio, mixed greens strawberries, some sort of nuts, and some sort of cheese, and you can essentially get this salad anywhere but this is the best rendition of it I have EVER had, the radicchio was zingy, the lettuce was so tender, the strawberries were so good I thought they might had been macerated in sugar. and then to follow that we had smoked squid with cherry tomatoes and a pesto, and it was insanely good, it was genuinely fucked up how good it was. The squid was both part of the mantle and the tentacles and the mantle was so tender and chewy that it almost tasted like savory linguine. I had some roast chicken for my entree but the salad and squid really defined the meal for me. I also went to a restaurant here earlier this year, for valentine's day, and had face melting transcendent baba ganoush with house made gluten free crackers.....i was like wow so THIS is eggplant huh? incredible. like my entree for that meal was this amazing braised stew with pistachos and rose water that came beautifully prepared but the baba ganoush was the stand out. decedent, gorgeous, I want to go back so badly.
20. What’s something you learned this year? i learned a lot about US foreign policy during the aughts! I got better at conflict! I used to find it high stakes and thus to be avoided at all costs and now I just see it as a part of life! I also learned how to do knitted cables and how to waltz
thank you <333 have a good 2025!!!
#answered#formal-leatherjacket#ask meme#2024#this is it. the most me ask. here are hundreds of words about food#edit i want to add. i work in worker safety. at fore street their whole THING is that they smoke a lot of their meat#and roast it over applewood fire etc etc etc anyway it was a smokey restaurant. and i spent part of the meal worrying about smoke exposure#because i am a ridiculous person.
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Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...
#Give it up for Ford ''I am attracted to the strange and the strange is attracted to me'' Pines everyone!#back at it again with my favourite old man yaoi crossover crack ship. I just think they'd be cute and also ridiculously doomed#Also I think Ford's handwriting would be his like 'true' font. But he prefers talking in his cipher with Gaster. idk its sweet to me#Gravity Falls#Undertale#Doctor Gaster#Stanford Pines#crossover#AU#fanart#Fan art#Gravity Falls Crossover#Undertale Crossover#GF Fanart#Gaster#w.d gaster#Grunkle Ford#Ford Pines#UTDR#RoyalAuthor#Ford x Gaster babyyyyy#Artists on Tumblr#My art#I hope the joke with the No. 1 [Redacted] Mug lands with even one person because it cracked me up
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I think the romance between Hans and Henry gripped me so much not only because it's genuinely beautifully written and woven into the story. Because it is, in the end the romance between them feels like the most natural conclusion to the journey they were on since Hans first took offense to a bold peasant, and I can't remember the last time watching two people fall in love felt so genuine and real.
But what really sealed my fate when it comes to these two is that it feels like I waited for this romance to happen since I can remember. It might sound silly but this is the conclusion I was waiting for since I first saw an episode of Merlin when I was 11. The series ended at a less than satisfying note, and it was not a time when anyone would genuinely hope for any romantic conclusion to Arthur and Merlin's story. But Hans and Henry's relationship in KCD1 followed their trajectory to such an extent that I was prepared for another wholesome platonic male friendship moment even if honestly the signs were there. István and Erik's relationship was explicitly stated in the game and I never felt that it was a joke, something made up to humiliate the enemy or blame failure on sodomy. (Hello the Długosz entry of unknown origin blaming the lost battle at Varna on the King spending too much time fucking men). I cannot overstate my disbelief and delight at learning that finally this romance would get an official, canon conclusion. And for it to be so well handled, incorporated so nicely, feeling so raw and true and genuine. It's silly but these two are so important to me I'm never letting those two queer czechs go.
Often in games with multiple romance options that have any care put into them there's one or two that feel just a bit more canon. Be it more content, more (obvious, straightforward) connection to the main story, it doesn't make them canon and other options less important but it's there. I never expected Hans Capon to be this option for Kingdom Come damn Deliverance. And I'm delighted. Because warhorse didn't leave any substance for any argument that this romance is shoehorned in or less valid or out of the blue. Any argument against them is fueled by pure homophobia and bigotry. It would be anyway but they've got no tools to obfuscate. And if they cry about historical accuracy they can first bring me supporting material in Czech.
#Hansry#Kcd2#I am so normal my dudes#So normal about this#This feels so personal and close to home it's ridiculous#Adhd hyperfixation is not something you can fight with#Not when it feels like it's expanding in my chest and forcing itself to get out because it's too much#You think patriotism is silly and then a game hits you on the head because it feels like home#And you want to see these things and think home#Representation matters or some shit like that#I got so tired of western media a few years ago#I will eventually stop yapping#I was in the middle of disco elysium phase when this happened
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first time reading kotlc and just got to this part:

absolutely no hate to fitzphie at all (seriously. none.) but alden, babe, they’re fifteen?? stop acting like this is set in stone because it’s absolutely not?? high school relationships rarely ever last and they also haven’t even started dating yet so literally anything could happen.like guilt tripping a teenage boy into not confessing his crush on a friend because she may potentially get into a relationship with your son is soo icky
#which like good on him for looking out for his kid but like they haven’t even kissed yet#sophie is still denying dating your son to every person she talks to#I just idk this didn’t sit right with me#seriously no hate to fizphie i just think this is a little ridiculous#also this is my first time reading so i have no idea what happens in the next book lmao#if I seem ignorant it’s because I am#kotlc#fitzphie#fitz vacker#sophie foster#alden vacker#keefe sencen
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writing is a wild hobby because sometimes you put down the most poetic bullshit, the most beautiful, evocative imagery that feels like you tore it from your very soul
and sometimes you write "she opened her un-jizzed eye"
#squirrel writes#you know; as opposed to her jizzed eye#though i am kind of proud of the line i gave my girl#“I aim to please-- and you apparently aim to cover.”#like yeah. yeah you do need 22 CHA to pull that off. babe that's ridiculous.#i continue to love those two idiots. and the stupid sex they have.#oc: iona raedir#thinking about doing a personal little “kinkmeme” thing; partly to distract myself from veilguard and avoid my dash#and partly because why not yknow
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I am so unbelievably pissed off. FUCK HOAs
Oh, my trash/recycling bin can't be visible except on pickup day? Ok whatever fine I hate you but I can deal with this
Weekly inspections?????? FU FU FU FU FU
SECOND NOTICE ALSO WE'RE CHARGING YOU MONEY TO SEND YOU CERTIFIED MAIL OF THIS TOTALLY LEGIT TOTALLY SECOND NOTICE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY A VIOLATION cue me: checks notes. Hmm. My recycling bin was. on the curb. on recycling pickup day. You know. The day it has to be out. The day it is motherfucking ALLOWED TO BE FUCKING OUT AND VISIBLE.
so. 1) not a violation
I have sent them the trash AND recycling pickup schedules, which are DIFFERENT, btw
I have disputed the fact of the violation
I have disputed the linking of this "violation" to a previous violation MONTHS AGO--their "first notice" in this case was a "Courtesy Notice" LITERALLY 5 MONTHS AGO and they've done so many inspections since then and my bin CLEARLY WASN'T OUT IN THOSE INTERVENING MONTHS so WTMFH
So I am posting like a crazy person here instead of sending the absolutely deranged email I almost sent (I did send a slightly less deranged version with the disputes, and requesting a hearing)
OMG. It has been. Less than one hour since I learned this fun fun news. My bin was out YESTERDAY, y'all. YESTERDAY. I am going to blow a gasket
#it's a relatively privileged problem to have (omg i have a home truly i am grateful) but it's still a goddamned problem and i'm allowed#to fucking complain about it#in case it needs to be said#*rolling my eyes*#i advocate for free/actually affordable housing for everyone who needs it because we ALL deserve a safe secure stable home#whatever type of home that may be#it is absolutely goddamned ridiculous that megacorps can buy all the housing#rent it out at extortionate rates and evict people willy nilly#and we're talking about a “housing crisis” and not a “STOP LETTING CORPORATIONS AND BILLIONAIRES HOARD ALL THE HOUSING” crisis#goddamn.#ha elect me president (ahaha don't do this i am not a good public speaker) and I'll push congress to pass some really neat legislation#hey be more direct: elect me to congress (ahaha don't do this) and i'll WRITE some goddamn nifty legislation and yell about it as long and#as loud as i can until people start to just fucking say yes to make me shut the fuck up#(i know that's not how it works. again. don't actually elect me to a government position)#exemplia gratis:#No individual person shall own more than 6 homes UNLESS they pay a Housing Market Shrinkage Fee for removing viable housing from the market#why 6 and not 2? 2 is a lot! it's excessive! but having A vacation home shouldn't be a crime. Having 5 vacation homes is ridiculous and#awful and whatever but it's not likely to be the source of all our greatest “housing shortage” problems. no. I'm aiming for the absolutely#monstrously greedy and egregious motherfuckers who---ok#hang on. how many homes does the average min and max homeowner own? I would like to see data on that. but anyway#the next part of the legislation:#Homes owned >6 shall be charged X% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee UNLESS they are rented for affordable (15% or less than renter net income)#housing and are actively occupied by said renters. Rented out and charging more than 15% of renter's net? still gotta pay up.#EMPTY housing >6 shall be subject to an additional Y% Housing Market Shrinkage Fee (tax? should I call it a tax?) which increases with ever#month that the housing goes unoccupied. no one living in it? sell it rent it or pay the fuck up. and still pay the fuck up if you rent it#for way too goddamn much money#but like. less. we only REALLY hate you if you sit on empty houses that you don't even let anyone use#ok that's individuals. now onto BUSINESSES#ok so immediately it gets a little complicated cuz like presumably there's rental management businesses that don't own the rental propertie#that they manage BUT there are also companies that just outright own a shitfuckton of housing and THIS is the truly egregious monstrous sid
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Hey, y'all, I'm going through a crisis right now, so I may not be as active as usual. I apologize in advance for any asks left unanswered for a while. Unfortunately, I just can't handle, well, much of anything right now. I'm sorry.
#blog post#blog update#personal#honestly i want to make a vent post#but I'm kind of terrified of making people extremely uncomfortable#because shit is fucking insane over here#seriously it is ridiculous and intense#and i have been pushed to the point of crisis#so yeah probably not the best thing to post about#even if i am genuinely feeling desperate
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angelsadvocate96 replied to your post “"And that's when I think, you know…I shouldn't...”
@ingravinoveritas And now you speak and we're all looking forward to what you're going to say. Just like Nye Bevan.
@angelsadvocate96 Aw, thank you so much. This is very, very sweet of you to say and I'm genuinely touched. I honestly...there is no part of me that is or will ever be like, "Yes, people want to hear what I have to say because I'm so important," solely because the experiences I had growing up laid down a foundation that meant I never believed anyone wanted to hear what I had to say, or ever would.
It's like when I give presentations and always tell audiences that I have a passionate dislike for the word "expert," because it carries with it an authority that can't be challenged. It often seems like the people who speak with such certainty and conviction about being right are the ones who sometimes know the least, but are the most unwilling to admit it. But I have a need to be almost hyperaware of what I don't know and to always be upfront about that, because the last thing I want is to be misunderstood or seen as something that I'm not.
In any case, your comment has made my whole day and means everything, and I'm really very grateful...
#angelsadvocate96#reply post#this was such a nice surprise#especially because things have been so rough in the fandom lately#i'm feeling a lot feelings#i am just glad people are enjoying my ridiculous posts#thank you all you lovely people for being here#<3#personal post
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Went to the doctor just for a check up and he basically just told me "your body just processes sugar very well! :) :) :) It's a good thing! :) :) :) It can't possibly be the source of your symptoms even though eating fixes it :) :) :)" But there was also a moment when talking about my iron deficiency that is possibly one of the funniest things a doctor has ever said to me, up with the cardiologist who said "you're a medical mystery": He was going over my blood test results, and said "Your iron levels haven't gone up at all, they are still extremely low, but you're not anemic anymore" And I was like how am I not anemic anymore??? And he said "Your hemoglobin levels have gone up...somehow..." while frowning at the blood test results on his computer. It was very "somehow, palpatine has returned" lol
#the person behind the yarn#medical mention#food mention#he did at one point say the iron issue is probably an absorption issue#which. give this is either my third or my sixth absorption issue (depending on if you count electrolytes)#I'm not exactly surprised but I'm also not thrilled#at some point it stops being 'your body is very good at processing' and starts being#'your body just yeets all nutrients out of it!'#I am on two different medications to make me retain salt more#like. one that is 100% the entire reason I take that med#one that that's a side effect of that med strong enough they thought I shouldn't take both together#until they did bloodwork to check (and found it was appropriate to take both)#and I STILL need a RIDICULOUS amount of salt#and sometimes! even with two different meds and like four different kinds of salt pills! I straight up do not retain salt!#I get super dehydrated and cannot fix it for days!#and I am more tired of it than I perhaps realized#just real tired of doctors going 'your body is just so efficient at processing :) :) :)'#I am already doing all the low blood sugar things. smaller more frequent meals lots of protein lots of complex carbs#not looking for advice just wanted to share the 'somehow...your hemoglobin has gone up'#because I do genuinely find that really funny
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Still consistently annoyed that like, working out and cutting way back on soda and not snacking at night has made me healthier.
#LISTEN it's just ridiculous#also everyone who is like 'go to the gym you'll like it' is actually lying to you lol#i hate working out but i do it almost every day now because i have to#and i've been at the doctor's office a lot the past six months (not for anything bad i'm fine just lots of little stuff piling on)#and watching the numbers change has been SO ANNOYING#i've officially lost 30 pounds in 3 months which is so stupid like i'm glad i lost it and i feel healthier but still#like sure 'healthy habits make you healthier'#I KNEW THAT it doesn't mean i have to like it#idk how to maintain this momentum when i start working again in a couple weeks#i am an aging human just let me eat an entire bag of nerds gummi clusters in peace damn#personal
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One thing I really want to emphasize is that I am an adult with a very stressful life. In my two years at my job I have been the first responder to 7 overdoses, one of which was almost fatal and it was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I have to make some very hard decisions. It's not an easy job. I come to fandom to share the love for my favourite games and shows and to create content that we can all enjoy. Writing is my passion and I love sharing my stories and connecting with other writers and encouraging them to keep going too. I come to fandom for fun.
I am not having fun anymore. I think I should step away for a bit.
#It's been three years of bullshit and over what? Because I didn't return a 19 year olds feelings so he caused all of this?#I'm just gonna come out and say it's not fair that I've spent 3 years being smeared because of someone's personal beef with me#If you like my content I am truly sorry. I shouldn't have to do this because other people can't behave#But this is getting ridiculous and frankly I don't deserve it.
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sometimes I make a post and then have to save it to drafts so I can gauge if it’s too shallow/flippant for me to share with the general public.
#I love sharing all my true thoughts akskkskdjd#but a lot of my true thoughts are shallow! and flippant! and mean!#I have one on a former crush that I’m just ‘does this need to be said Maria DOES IT’#it probably doesn’t#as you can imagine this quality is both a strength and a huge liability in my work as a high school teacher#this is how my students tracked down my former college crush#because I accidentally gave them too much information because I simply love telling funny personal stories#wlldkkkekekekekkekekeke#(don’t worry nothing happened except the kids being like ‘Miss K. you have to shoot your shot!!!!!!!!’#the thing is. I HAD FORGOTTEN HIS LAST NAME#which is why I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE#but their little stalker minds triangulated the information available to them#and they found him#ugh it is for real such a flying too close to the sun trait of mine#because there is literally nothing I love more on this earth than making a lofty profound point and then immediately illustrating it#with something kind of mundane and ridiculous from the pantry closet of things that have happened to me#so I was SPEAKING ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT#and suddenly we were talking about Tyler from Italian 101#<<<<> SEE I DID IT AGAIN#but the personal details are what make it both fun and funny#anyway I’m just rambling#but sometimes I am like ‘there are too many strangers reading this blog you HAVE to get it together’
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Pictures and things
#photo diary#image 1 - pretty sky!.. so many sky photos as always#2 & 3 - baby son keeping me company during one of my Sickness days where I kind of just sit on the floor in a blanket#for hours slowly sipping pedialyte and having applesauce and such lol#He likes to bite the squeezy apple sauce pouches.. and try to steal the heating pad#4. Sky again. lighter more scattered fluffy clouds.#5 - greeting card that I drew at someone's request so they could send it to their elderly family member lol.. It's like.. cats baking#in a kitchen I guess? My eternal curse.. being the number one lover of cats in the world yet still somehow barely having a grasp#on their anatomy so they always look ridiculous when I draw them. I have both drawn and looked at cats for my entire life basically#yet somehow those two things do not come together to make me a good cat artist.. alas..#6 - underpart of an outfit I did (and havent yet posted of course because of my evil backlog of onemillion drafted posts)#I took the main dress off the top but thought the underneath part looked cool on it's own as well#7 - more sky.#8 - Mushroom fettucini alfredo. steak. and grilled asparagus. A fun little meal for me though I can't remember the occasion. I think maybe#as a reward for getting my covid booster or something. Though I still feel it's not as much of a reward when I am personally cooking#everything myself at home gjhbjh.. so its like... I'm having to do quite a lot of labor which makes it feel less relaxing I suppose. but eh#a treat in some form. Still cheaper by overall cost than ordering from a restaurant - and also can be customized and prepared#exactly how I like - which is the point. I guess more I just wish I weren't the only cooking person in the house. Everyone could#take turns making special meals for each other rather than like.. ''hmm I feel like having a treat. suppose I shall spend an hour#making it all myself and then feel tired whilst eating it'' lol.. ANYWAY#9 - and then.. you guessed it..MORE sky pictures!!! This time pinky bluey and so on.. huzzah..#A very sky heavy entry into the photo diaries I suppose#The sky in the 1st/7th image is jsut very ethereal seeming to me. something about the way the lighting is behind the clouds. It's#transportive. An interesting sky will make me feel like many other places in time or things I've seen in dreams or something. You get#a sense of being in a different world or like you're looking out over something you once imagined whilst reading a storybook. maybe lol
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So my job denied my request for vacation pay this coming week, which is really fucked because I put my time request in MONTHS ago and the whole reason was so I could see my family before they move to AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT COUNTRY. But the kicker is, they still gave me the time off, just unpaid. What the fuck is the point of vacation hours if you can't actually use them? What does a multi-million dollar corporation gain from not paying me all of $200 this next week?? LIKE LITERALLY WTF.
#i fucking hate corporate america.#how am I supposed to feed myself off TEN HOURS this next week??#literally I'm so thankful for my roommate who will be picking up the slack because we talked about it months ago but like#COME THE FUCK ON. This shit is ridiculous.#personal#text
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trans men can experience comphet. btw. in case you didn't know.
#transgender#transmasc#queerness#queerness is nuanced but be serious this isnt that nuanced#i know you freaks like to pretend trans men lose all rights to claim any misogynistic oppression#which is. a crazy thing to assert btw.#but this is getting ridiculous.#anyone who was raised as a woman who is not attracted to men could experience comphet and you sound ignorant#this chappell roan relatability discourse pops up every 4-8 business days#and i am SICK of trans boys being excluded#because none of you have an OUNCE of nuance in your body#any queer person can relate to her music in some capacity but this isnt about that#and dont make it about that bc this is about trans men#trans men can relate to her music and often do#and no i wont add a disclaimer saying some shit like lesbians get to claim it#or that lesbians are who REALLY relate first and foremost#because i shouldn't fucking have to#obviously. obviously. shes a lesbian she makes music for lesbians#trans men shouldnt have to put disclaimers when talking about their experiences#“oh this song describes me really well. not as well as lesbians of course”#like are you fucking serious
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"The Bible is so sexist blah blah blah" okay. When it talks about how you can avoid doing stupid things in Proverbs it uses a man in its examples and personifies wisdom as a woman though which I think is pretty funny
#christianity#nevermind all the verses that are literally lauding women and commanding men to honor and respect them and treat them as equals...#nevermind the fact that the first three people to see Jesus after the resurrection were all women...#nevermind the fact that His first convert was a woman...#nevermind the fact that when a woman who'd been caught in adultery was being quite literally attacked and ridiculed by religious leaders#Jesus came and told her she wasn't evil or a failure or worthy of death and He rebuked the men who were attacking her...#He shoved their own issues back in their faces and told them that they had no right to think themselves any better than her#especially since she actually felt and understood the weight of what she'd done and wanted to change and they didn't...#but sure yes go on tell me more about how i'm “oppressed” by this and how God hates women#do you not think He might like women considering... yknow... He made them and included eve in the “beautiful and good” in genesis??#why would He make something He doesn't like...#please note i am not saying this to make fun of men in the slightest bit. that's not the point. i'm making a joke#but i do think the fact that it personifies wisdom as a woman is interesting#like i'm not sayin' y'all need to read it cause it's uh. it's somethin' but song of solomon??#like yeaaahhh i think judging by that one women are intended to be seen as pretty cool and good and whatnot#like i know i talk about “i love my wife”-ism in media but uh. song of solomon takes it to quite another level#anyway!#regarding the “first convert” thing a guy named cornelius is generally accepted as being the first convert#because he was the first to be converted by the time Christianity was actually established as a religion#but if you imagine that the samaritan woman at the well was actually the first non-jewish person to believe in what Jesus said#then she would actually be the first real convert.
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