#because I hate them

[lilalienz4ever]

[ethosiab]

The eyes of god

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[anotherpapercut]

there are many hidden benefits to being a mash fan. for instance, a couple weeks ago I walked into a room where 2 coworkers were arguing about when the Korean war took place but they were both wrong. I said "it's 1950-1953" and both of them started arguing with me so I said "trust me, I've seen all 11 seasons of mash multiple times, and I've read several books about it. it's 1950-1953" then I got to stand there and watch them google it to prove me wrong, only to learn that I was right

[destiny-in-the-universe]

I just love doing this to myself, don’t I?

So. Netflix brought the Lorax (2012) as a movie on the site, and because I am a child — given I’d listened to some of the songs almost religiously (Thneedville, How Bad Can I Be, and Let it Grow), well, I gave it a rewatch. Now I am a very emotional pup, which means naturally I was crying in certain parts of this movie.

I’ve been contemplating if I should just write The Lorax fanfic? Like a heathen /lh (literally I have no idea what the fic will be about but I might as well tack it onto the other projects)

Also! For my RC9GN peeps, you literally can’t convince me otherwise: Aylocious O’ Hare is McFist in a different font, though that’s just speaking for itself pfft.

The movie isn’t that perfect, but it’s doable enough that I can make something with it- I just need to think, but this stupid (/aff) movie, and a few others on my watchlist have dragged me back into nostalgia kicking and screaming, so… who knows I might take to talking about them — also the meta I could write on the Once-ler and his family…

[highlifeboat]

Contained

[dantes-number-1-fanboy]

Finally! Here is the list of all the characters in my Miraculous Ladybug x Mystreet au that hold Miraculous'!

Bug: Aphmau -Ladybird

Cat: Aaron - Korat

Fox: Laurence. - Reynard

Turtle: katlyn. - Loggerhead

Bee: Lucinda. - Honey Bee

Snake: Zane. - Cobra

Monkey: Blaze. - Aye Aye

Horse: Garroth. - Cob

Dog: Travis. - Shepherd

Dragon: Dante - Hydra

Mouse: Nana. - Pinky

Peacock: Michi. - Azura

Butterfly: Ein. - Glasswing

Alot of these are subject to change but for now these are the ones they hold and what their hero name is.

Notes:

We're going with some of the shows here where ein is a villian w/ the butterfly with Michi as his sidekick. For the most part i want this to be seperate from both plots but sometimes its easier to follow along.

Aaron and Aphmau are "endgame" but that doesnt mean anything. Ill disclose more as time goes on.

[libmalliu]

Pov: your planet fucking explodes and your friend gives you this diabolical expression

Ps. Your friend is a planet eater

[anonymous-dentist]

if you wouldnt mind me asking why do you post all of your fic anonymously? is it apart of the brand?

sorry if youve ready answered this before but it makes finding your other work kinda hard /nm

No problem! It’s been a while since I’ve talked about this, and I’ve gotten over 700 followers since then

So hi, I’m A.D., and I’m an entirely anonymous fan creator. Only a handful of people know my main blog. Only one three people know my real (first) name. Only one knows my face.

See, I value internet safety, especially in a fandom like the one I started this blog in, the dsmp fandom. There are some crazy people there! So I decided to be anonymous, because I’m literally scared for my life sometimes because there are some real pieces of shit running around the mcyt space, and some from outside who make a hobby out of terrorizing mcyt fans. It’s for my safety and my own mental health as someone diagnosed with a couple sexy little panic disorders

I haven’t posted a regular fic on that account since early 2021, but I’ve been posting anonymously since late 2021.

All my properly published mcyt fics are under the fic series ‘Playlist A.D.’, and those are the only ones y’all need. But I also have the #a.d.‘s fics I suppose tag here on tumblr, so yeah. Sorry, but if it’s hard to find, it’s hard to find for a reason

[sammywilliamwinchester]

ofc your a misogynist

[vividly-violet]

After looking at the track updates for Idalia, I bit the bullet and ordered the bracelet-making supplies to arrive tomorrow morning. Praying I won’t have the time to use much of them.

[its-charlie-cagney]

...you're wanted for necromancy?

everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[a-hollow-forest]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[jm-chrome]

Their little Christmas Cupid 🎄💘

[catmask]

the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3