#becaude as it turns out

[leis-notes]

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250. T; intermediate result: H - 116; T - 134

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500. H; intermediate result: H - 238; T - 262

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1000. H; final result: H - 455; T - 545

I flipped 1000 coins on google yesterday.

Two of my friends and I started playing Stardew Valley together, and they both wanted to marry the same NPC. So, in order to figure out who gets to have her, they decided on a coin flip and asked me to do the honour.

I flipped the coin and the losing party naturally called it rigged (as a joke), however, I heard somewhere before that it was, in fact, rigged. The source I heard it from wasn't reliable, of course and it's also been a while. Still, I chimed in and said that I actually heard somewhere that it is in fact rigged.

I did that for two reasons. Number one being to contribute to the conversation, but the main cause was to reference a meme that is rather prominent in this friend group.

Now, the winning friend required proof of that and tasked me to flip the coin 1000 times. So... I did. I will post the whole thing under the cut, but the end result was that Heads appeared 455 times and Tails appeared 545 times.

What I find funny is that the losing friend immediately settled on it being obviously rigged when he chose tails. I don't think he did that intentionally, I think he just forgot what he picked. I decided not to say anything because I was actually curious to see this being played out.

The winning friend, however, was not yet satisfied. He told me that doing this one time wasn't a proper result, and to actually test this theory, we'd need to repeat it 10 times. So, I was tasked to do this 9 more times. Which I will do. I started already, actually.

Now, why am I doing this?

Well, there's three reasons. For one, I'm interested in the reactions of my losing friend and if his memory of what he originally picked actually changes again depending on the outcome of the coinflips.

Then, the question on whether or not this thing is rigged actually started interesting me as well now.

But mainly because it's a repetitive task that doesn't take me too long (the 1000 flips took me about 1.5 hours), and I can carry it out while doing something else like listening to music, watching YouTube/Netflix/etc. Or be on a Discord Call with those friends.

But anyways, here's the result of 1000 Google coin flips (might reblog with the others as well once I'm done)

[tetranymous]

Really annoyed that PC's aren't really made with optical disc drives anymore, support of old games and DVDs aside, what am I gonna do the next time I don't have a free flash drive?? I used to use a CD-RW as a makeshift USB when in a pinch and knew that every pc could read it even if it was a tad strange.

[theamazingannie]

One thing I’ve noticed both with parenting and with wider topics like politics is that people often don’t seem like their goal is to get their goal achieved. When you want a goal achieved, and that goal is not on track to being achieved, you need to try something new in order to get that goal achieved. Instead, some people see that their goal is not being achieved and they decide to punish the ones not achieving their goal. For example, my brother is bad at getting his homework done and perhaps I might threaten to take something away from him. If he does his homework, great it worked. If it doesn’t, then the threat was not adequate. The goal was not achieved. But I still want the goal achieved, so I find something else to motivate him. My parents, on the other hand, will go through with the punishment, and be done with it. The homework is still not done, and they no longer have their leverage, but they stop at that. The end goal was not having the goal achieved, but to inflict punishment at the goal not being achieved. This may be cathartic, but it does nothing to help in the long run. We see this now politically. We want our government to do a specific action, and we may threaten to withhold our vote if they fail to achieve said action, but if that doesn’t work, we can’t just keep going with our punishment. Because the goal is not yet achieved, and that is indeed the goal, right? And in addition, because you made a threat and went through with the punishment, the people you want accomplishing these goals don’t really want to help you anymore. It’s very frustrating, and you can wish all you want that they will want to do it anyways, but as I see with my brother all the time, they won’t. And now you have to live with the consequences because you were unwilling to adjust your methods and cared more about punishment than achieving your goals. And many people, like my parents, seem to be okay with that. But if you aren’t, if you genuinely want that goal achieved, then I suggest you change tactics before the deadline for late work passes

[kermits-cup-of-tea]

There are vestiges of him everywhere;

a date in the calendar,

the red of a sunset,

the numbness of a frozen morning.

He was my anchor to reality when my world became unreal.

But now I am unmoored and adrift, caught in a fog bank with no tie to land.

Every day since, I feel like I am drifting away, farther and farther from shore.

Everything is slipping through my fingers like sand in an hourglass;

he was the first grain to fall.

I am sorry for speaking a hope of good fortune;

a cruel reality that lasted barely three months.

I am sorry I spoke and condemned us to that path - unlucky penny flipped to land on tails.

Now I'm even losing the memory of him, all I have are pictures I can't look at.

[mrsarnold]

heyyyy r u willing to write one for kk ab how she had a bad day and reader decides to surprise with cookies (make sure theyre warm bcs yk our girly don’t like em cold)

— bad day ✩ kk a.

syn : KK had a tough day after practice, worn out so the reader decided to surprise her with cookies after her team got cookies without her.

pair : kk arnold x gf!reader

warn : crying, fluff, reader being a sweetheart

note : two post in one month??

KK has been a pissy mood allday and no one knew why. the normal happy, energetic girl turned into a pissy, upset girl. Her teammates tried to tell her it was one bad practice but she didn't care.

She thought one bad practice would mess up everything. She didn't wanna speak to anyone, especially you. Which was surprising becaude you were her favorite person.

but today was different.

by the time she got home, she was exhausted—physically and mentally.

As she sat down to unwind, a knock at the door broke the silence. Confused, she opened it to find a brightly colored box with a familiar logo: Crumbl Cookies. Her eyes widened in surprise and happiness, “What…?”

She looked up and smile widened when she saw you. her teammates told you about practice and why she was ignoring everyone + you so you surprised her.

The warm, gooey cookies were the perfect antidote to her sour mood. Each bite seemed to melt the stress away, reminding her that even on the worst days, someone had her back. And in that moment, everything felt a little bit better.

"Thank you baby", she mumbled inbetween bites which made you giggle. you were just happy she was happy again.

[pulchrasilva]

My thoughts were so extensive they exceeded the tumblr tag limit oops imma screenshot and finish my argument in a reblog I guess??

I don't think any would make it as is the Myth, but yk. You pick who's Orpheus and who's Eurydice.

[yinyangabyss]

So cool thing!

I've been figuring out my personal religion. I was raised in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saint (Mormon), and I was curious about the presence of the church here on Tumblr! Turns out there's a whole community here which I didn't know about (Tumblrstake) and it's amazing, and there's a subcategory for those who are queer (Queerstake) and its amazing becaude maybe people actually get it???? Maybe I'm not alone?? (My mom is as staunchly Mormon as it gets minus some beliefs about the creation and my dad was raised Presbyterian, was Mormon for two years and is now atheist, so y'know I don't really get to talk to people about the experience, and also I'm in a smaller town so less variety and anyway) this is so cool yippeee

Okay rant over

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Marcy being so in denial about the possibility of Anne and Sasha returning her feelings, that even when they all start dating she just... doesn't notice. She thinks it's Anne and Sasha dating and she's the friend they keep dragging to all of their dates to not make her feel left out. All the love and affection they throw her way goes over her head. She thinks all the hugs and kisses and cuddles are normal friendship behavior because, well, she's always been clingy, so it's not much different from her usual routine. She doesn't seem to notice when they try to kiss her on the lips. She feels a bit uncomfortable sleeping sandwiched between the two of them as if she's literally coming between them, but they seem to like it that way becaude they always drag her into that position during sleepovers nowadays. She doesn't notice when one of them wants some one on one action with her, when they want to touch her and kiss her like they do with each other, and when she finally does notice, she feels extremely guilty and tells them she doesn't want to come between them, they're her best friends and she just wants them to be happy, and they're so good for each other! She'd hate to ruin that.

And Anne and Sasha both feel their hearts break, because all this time, whenever Marcy refused to kiss them or left early during a sleepover, they took it as rejection, but they accepted that maybe there were some things Marcy wasn't comfortable with. Realizing she didn't know she was included and that they'd always loved her is... a lot. It's their fault for not communicating things clearly, they suppose.

Anyway, they have a long conversation that night as they try to convince a very much in denial Marcy that it was supposed to be the three of them dating, though she thinks they're pranking her, and she tries to laugh but can't help to shed some tears as she tells them it's not funny. It's all good by the end, though. They hug and cuddle and they kiss her for the first time and the tears turn into tears of joy as they all finally fit toghether like three puzzle pieces that were always made for each other.

[onlyjaeyun]

I can’t stop thinking about angry sex with jake because someone was jealous and attention starved (real) but then reviving the warmest and softest aftercare, like him holding you close to his chest and playing with your hair and calling you his princess with his thick accent after saying and calling you the most vile and loathsome words imaginable to man. GAH DAMN IM SO DOWN BAD 🫠

-🗝️

URGH YES!!! (deffo not my best and barely any dialogue but mostly bc i have a similar full length fic in the making so stay tuned!🎀🧸)

— cw: jealousy, possessiveness, sugarcoated degradation, slight mean dom!jake, name calling but super cute aftercare

It's so not like Jake to lash out or go absolutely crazy because of his jealousy because he's confident and trusts you, yet some people just like to test their luck and after the two of you hadn't seen each other in a while because you both got busier at work, he's been on the edge already and this particular night out was just the last push.

But he can't help himself. Not only has he missed everything about you, he also just had to watch the way one guy after the other asked for your number or to dance with you, suddenly turning one of his best friend's birthday party into an event he wished would have gotten cancelled.

Jake tries his very best to stay calm and composed but by the time you politely reject the fourth guy within ten minutes, he's made up his mind. He has to take you home and claim what belongs to him, there's absolutely no other way for him to get over these heavy feelings in his veins and to his luck, you're more than just happy to oblige.

To you, the drive home is comfortable and quiet, your shared playlist running quietly in the background as you enjoy the coolness of the perfect summer night, not realising your boyfriend's been tolding onto the steering wheel like his life depends on it.

By the time you get home, however, jaeyun is quick to let you know exactly how he feels. Gently pushes you against the wall in the hallway, pretty hand firmly wrapped around your neck as he presses his whole body against yours and you finally take notice of the bulge in his pants.

But you're not given the time to actually process it all, as jake pulls you into a sloppy kiss, sucking on your tongue and harshly biting your bottom lip until you're too weak to keep the strength in your legs and he actually doesn't stop you from falling onto your knees.

Jake's quick to unbotton his pants and gently tap the leaking tip of his cock against your cheeks and your pretty lips, his eyes hooded and dark as they watch the way you don't hesitate to wrap your fingers around his big cock and give his angey tip a quick kitten lick.

"Don't tease me, baby", Jake finally speaks uftee keeping quiet for over thirty minutes and you whimper as soon ss you hear his voice, "i'm not in the mood for more teasing. let me fuck that pretty face of yours yeah?"

Spends a good amount of time thrusting his cock into your pretty mouth, makes sure you take it all becaude he knowd you can, you're his good girl after, yet gives you the time to gasp for air every time you gently tap against his wrist.

Jaeyun's never been one to go too rough on you in bef but after gicing it a few tries both of you have started enjoying it to the fullest, establishing lines and rules, setting boundaries and quickly clearing out any questions to make sure it all goes smoothly.

And that's why he doesn't hesitate to push your face into the mattres, flipping your stupidly short skirt over your ass and revealing your pretty cunt to his hungry eyes, yet not wasting any more time on foreplay. Usually Jake never passes the opportunity to bury his face in your pussy but he can't take it anymore.

Every pore in his body is screaming for the feeling of your tight walls hugging his thick cock in ways only you've managed to make him feel, and before your fucked out brain can even handle every touch of his, you let out a loud gasp at the sudden stretch from his thick tip.

"J-Jaeyun", you whisper and reach around yourself to hold onto his wrist, only for him to take both of yours into one of his big hands and hold them against your lower back.

"You can take it, pretty girl", he hisses and pushes another inch inside of your pretty cunt, trying his very best to stay calm because even if he's mad, jake would never want you to be in actual pain, "gotta fuck and fill this pretty pussy up or I'm going to go crazy."

And that's when you manage to realise that this is not your usual boyfriend but a version you're rather not so used to, yet definitely take liking in whenever he does appear. Jake might not like his own jealous side, but you've come to love it because not a night like this has passed where he didn't fuck you to sleep from how eager and angry he was.

This one is definitely not an exception. His thrusts are harssh and fast, pretty hands roaming your body and roughly groping every bit of flesh they find as he lands spank after spank on your sore cheeks, pushing you deeper and deeper into the sweet haze of your pleasure. His deep grunts and guttural moans quickly meet your high pitched and breathy ones in the thick air of your shared bedroom and if it wasn't for the way he was pounding you into the mattress, you would have paid much more attention to his sweet noises.

Jake loses himself in the feeling of your tight cunt, profanities and promises falling past his swollen lips as he talks about all the things he wanted to do to yoj with those fuckers watching, his eyes rolling into the back of his head as soon as he feels you clenching harder around him because of his possessive words.

You have absolutely no idea how long he fucks you or how many times you cum before he does but by the time he finally pulls you flat up against his sweat covered chest, hand wrapped around your throat and hips quickly snapping up to fuck himself deeper inside of you, you're almost completely gone.

He cums with a loud, raspy moan if your name and three thick spurts of his cum coating the inside of your cunt in the prettiesg shades of white, leaving him absolutely breathless and finally ridden of all those negative feelings.

but he wouldn't be your jake if he didn't run you a bath and massaged your back afterwards, littering your whole body in kisses and praising you for doing so well and taking everything he's given you like the good girl you are. derinitely wakes you up to make up for his lack of head from earlier and also because he can't go to sleep without your cum coating his tongue, promising to go easy on you only for you to feel even more sore by the time you finally fall asleep in his strong arms 🥺

[meo-on-prairie]

Pro-gamer!Gojo, Geto, Sukuna, and Toji

Writing this on my phone because life been putting me thru a meat grinder and i dont have the time to write an actual fic so i'mma ramble about the fic i been writing in my head when i dissociated

Imagine e-sport AU JJK

Youre a girl that's joining a 5 members first person shooter esport team call Curse Technique (CTQ) cuz women respresantation in esport fucking damn it

Your teammates are Gojo (Sixeyes), Geto (spiriteater), Sukuna (malevolent), and Toji (topji)

Theyre all streamers turn pro-gamers and are the most cocky bastard alive. The have never lose a single tournament ever since the game launched.

They got scouted by CTQ organizations from their stream when the game first launch

They fight each other for the second position on the leader board.

Note how i say second

Because someone with the in-game name KandyCat have the top position. Undefeated. Many have tried. But they cant even come close to thag ranking score

And goddamn did the 4 of them tried. They did a 1 week subathon with the sole purpose of tryna take the number 1 spot. They got their ass handed to them by said KandyCat in their solo rank games. So they temporarily gave up.

They always curios who this KandyCat is tho, becaude they are not a streamer, there are nothing about them on the internet beside the fact that theyre number one on the game leaderboard.

Over times, their curiosity and completitiveness against KandyCat before some sort of admiration and obsession. They really want to know who this person is and learn from them.

Now let's talk about when the team manager introduced you to them.

They thought you were their new assistant. They were expecting their last teamate would be another well known streamer or pro-player

The disbelief on their face when your manager said "this is y/n, she's your 5th member and also will be your in-game leader"

You almost let out a snicker

They threw a tantrum. That's for sure. Not cuz youre a girl. It's cuz theyre prideful as fuck

They cant fathom how a literal no body, someone they never heard of before, be their leader?!? Theyre literally the top 5 players of the game. Impossible. No. If leader is one of them, the rest will be bitter but they still relinquish. But their leader is someone they have never heard of before??? They wont stand for this

No. They refused "she can be our leader if she can beat all 4 of us in 1v1s" sukuna scoff and for the first time theyre all in agreement about something.

"Sure!" You said "let's make it more fun by placing a bet, whoever win get a wish from the loser"

Your manager, nanami, just sigh a long sigh and let yall duke it out on the game.

You logged into your account (y/n0nt0p) and gojo immediate poke fun of you "after this you should chsnge it to y/nthebottom"

They were all so confident. Already thinking of what their wish gonna be.

LOL MAN DID THEY GOT THEIR ASS HANDED TO THEM

They could not even land a shot on you

For the first time in their career they went negative on their Kill Death ratio. It was tragic. You were abusing mechanic they have never seen before. Taking angle they didnt know exist. Shooting through wall they didnt know were made out of paper.

They were floored

Complete. Utter. Defeated.

"How?" Toji, the last one to went against you, ask in disbelief.

" You surely dont think this is my main account right? I dont even have any cosmetic on here" you said with a smirk, hinting to them that this isnt the account you will be competing under.

Nanami let out another sign, he need painkiller after this "if you would let me finish introduced her before throwing a tantrum, you coulda save your pride." He said while shaking his head "y/n will be competing under an alias "KandyCat" or Cat, she specifically put in the contract that she does not want her identity to be out in the public including her appearance so----"

"KANDYCAT?!" Gojo shouted cutting nanami off once again.

"The. KandyCat??? Number one player on the leader board. That KandyCat?" Getou said, not believing his ears

Poor men.... theyre going thru so many shocking things in one day. It's like their word just got turned upside down.

Honestly, i havent thoughts about it after this but it would be fun to be like a choose your own adventure fic. Where they all fell head over heel for you over the course of the competitive season.

[maochira]

PART TWO FOR THAT KAISER ANGST?? PLEASE?? IM BEGGING??? OMG IMCRYINHDMSKSKDMXMDFJDJFJC

You want to suffer more? <3

Part 1

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Tags: gn!reader, angst

While you keep wondering what in the world you did wrong to make Kaiser stop caring about you like this, he doesn't even notice you left him behind. He saw the message you sent explaining why you won't contact him anymore. He saw it. But he didn't read it.

He opened the chat and closed it without care. After all, he has more important things going on. More important than you, who used to be his best friend? Apparently, yes.

And there you are, believing he read the message. The message that ended with "Please tell me what I did wrong." It being unanswered only leads to you wondering what happened more and more.

You keep thinking about asking Ness to talk to Kaiser, but something just holds you back from it. You don't want Ness to get involved becaude what if Kaiser turns against him as well?

Or even worse: What if Kaiser tells Ness about the things you could have done wrong? What if Ness leaves you behind too? It's nothing you want to risk.

Every now and then on your phone calls with Ness, he mentions Kaiser and sometimes you can hear him talking - mostly ranting about Isagi - in the background. But nothing ever gives you enough hints to figure something out.

It's not your intention, but slowly your contact with Ness died down a little as well. It's not completely gone, but hearing Kaiser in the background just hurts you too much so you find excused to text instead of being on a call with Ness.

But hey, only a few weeks left until the Neo Egoist League is over. Then they'll return to Germany and you can get closer with Ness again.

But you still get anxious over how thinks might go with Kaiser when he's back.

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[signed-sapphire]

The Fallen Star ✨

A Wish rewrite

Asha redesign 💜

Hehe hi Anny sorry I’m basically stealing your reimagining format… let me know if you want me to change it

Anyways hi! Inspired by so many amazing Wish reimaginers (yes that’s a word shut up), mainly @gracebethartacc/@gracebeth3604 and the aforementioned @annymation, I decided to post my own rewrite! This being the character details.

Now, unlike the prior AU Ashas, my Asha acts less like a Cinderella and more of a… Kusco. If you catch my drift.

But don’t worry! Our girl is going to go through some major character development!

But first… let’s get to meet her!

(Ignore the shit quality this is the only art I have of her atm since I don’t have my ipad with me… will update with better photos later)

Princess Asha Arabella Arman is the heir to the throne of Rosas, the kingdom of wishes

It was founded by none other than her adopted father, Magnus Arman

She was raised by Magnus and Amaya for the past 8 years, and has been coddled quite a bit

All three of the Armans lost their homes to to the evil Stars, so Asha is against everything to do with Star magic

Just like the movie, Asha is 17 years old, and can’t wait until she turns 18 and can wish to become a great magician like her papa

No matter how hard she tries, wish magic doesn’t work for Asha, something she finds extremely frustrating

When this happens, she has a tendency to lash out and snap at people

Many servants have been fired for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, but they understand

At least, the older generation does

Stars destroyed their homelands with their greedy magic, and Asha just wants to be as great as her parents

Though… they do think she could be nicer about it

Asha’s parents are always quick to come to her rescue and smooth things out after her temper blows up, rehiring staff and gently reprimanding Asha

They’re not the best parents but like they adopted her when she was 9, they don’t know how to deal with kids

Still, they love Asha as their own

Gonna get more into the king and queen of Rosas in part ii, back to Asha!

Becaude her parents are such great heroes, Asha feels very strongly that the citizens of Rosas should be treating them as if they are the most grand royalty ever

And as their daughter, she should be awarded some of the same privileges

Except none of the teenagers her age seem to like hanging around her, always calling her snobby and self-centered

Excuse me? She was not self centered! Asha just believed her kingdom deserved the best, and their rulers even better! Obviously!

Personality traits

Stubborn

Loyal (to those she deems worthy)

Spoiled

A bit naïve

Insecure but covers it up with WAY too much confidence

Bad liar. Will be important later on.

^But SUPER good at pulling out her “I’m your princess I’m better than the air you breathe” face when needed

Never seems to take her duties seriously… think Rise!Leo if you can

Backstory

So my rewrite’s epilogue is posted already, but imma put her angst here too anyways~

Stars used to help people fulfill their own wishes, until one day they got lazy and started simply granting them instead

This method messed with the system and drove the Stars crazy, mad with power, and they started destroying kingdoms to get more magic

Little Asha’s village was unfortunately one of the victims

Sakina and Tomás barely had time to react before the glowing streaks of light crashed through their roof

Screams echoed through the chaos, and giant hands made of twilight ink scooped up villagers

Tomás and Sakina grabbed their little girl and huddled over her protectively as another blast of scorching light exploded through their roof

When the dust settled, and the harsh glow had faded away, there was only one sound left in the village

The sobbing of a 9-year-old girl, crying and begging for her parents to wake up

That’s when Magnus came across Asha, and took her under his wing

He could fight away Stars, so Asha stuck with him

It took a WHILE for her to learn that Magnus wasn’t going to harm her, but hey, Magnus had her back through it all

After he and Amaya founded Rosas, Asha was reassured that she would never have to see a Star destroy everything she loved ever. Again.

Oh, Asha, if only you weren’t the protagonist of your story

Design

BEFORE I DO ANYTHING I WANT TO GIVE A HUGE SHOUTOUT TO @mythartist21 BECAUSE THEY DESIGNED BASICALLY THE WHOLE LOOK FOR ASHA AND CIELO GIVE THEM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND GO CHECK THEM OUT

*Ahem* So I did a bit of a deep dive into Asha’s design in the “pilot” over here BUT for her fully updated design today, notes below (a lot of it copy-pasted from here)

Asha’s concept art was inspired by Moroccan and Amazigh fashion, so @mythartist21 added a bunch of inspiration from that in her design

Our girl has her hair accessories back!

I gave her fuller lips and a longer nose bc we only had Jasmine for the nose rep in Disney Princesses, and she’s Afro-Hispanic! Show off her black features!

I also darkened her skin bc… I get that people from North Africa can have lighter skin, heck, Pepa from Encanto showed good rep for the lighter skinned Colombians! But like… we only have one other black princess. Let’s show off that skin color diversity

She also has wider shoulders, a bigger chest, neck, and waist, bc she’s not white but also WOMEN WITH MUSCLES>>>

Asha isn’t super jacked but she does have muscle defining and I want to write in a scene where she has no sleeves on so we can appreciate her arms

RatLD had Namaari’s back and my bisexual ass needs some more women to simp for

Eyeshadow as a reference to Elsa but also I felt she needed some color on her face. Miiiight change it later on when I add in her hair beads but for now she has eyeshadow

Gonna keep the many Rosas symbols bc she’s the princess of the kingdom, what do you expect?

Also she just looks older in general (even though she’s still seventeen like canon!Asha) which I think lends itself to her royal status idk

+ technically more realistic proportions which ig can be a callback to the times when animators did rotoscoping?

Dimples. Bc they’re fantastic

I TRIED to draw Asha with her fine braids, but people were complaining that canon!Asha looked too much like Isabella Madrigal, and with TFS!Asha having darker skin + longer nose structure + more haughty personality? Yeah, I gave Asha back some body in her hair

Idk I tried to make them look like the braids from this concept art ⬆️ (imagine they’re like this… I did the art at like 3am okay)

I HC that Asha’s canon outfit is her younger self’s outfit, down to the detailed braids done lovingly by Sakina

But after the incident with the stars…

Let’s just say Amaya tries her best, and Asha appreciates it

I also finally modeled our girl a crown! Based off of Amaya’s weird ass canon one, and the tiara look of the early Disney Princesses

Gotta make one for Maggie too…

[avonne-writes]

ughhhh i can imagine bucky going back to being the little spoon as his mental health continues to decline becaude buck thinks he can physically hold him together

make he’s like “what are u doing” when buck first rearranges them since he’s usually the big spoon but deep down he knows

You’re so right about this, anon ❤️ Gale would climb into their bunk facing Bucky, and Bucky would nudge him and grunt at him to turn around already, but Gale would just lay his palm on Bucky’s chest and push until Bucky gives in and rolls onto his back. Bucky would ask what he’s doing then. Gale would gesture for him to continue turning until Bucky obliges. Then, he presses himself tightly to Bucky’s back and holds him close. And Bucky wants to crack a mean joke about Gale's mental state just to release the tension in his own chest, but he can’t get it out. Instead, he feels a stinging in his eyes. He closes them and tries to focus on the comfort of Gale's chest against his back.

[spitinsideme]

Do you ever want to know the identity of southern lesbian anon or would that ruin it for you?

ehat wpulf be thr point of a myste4y if the long term goal isnt to ome dsy find out ? i lpvr a good slow burn where we get to be anonymoud lovrrs ... bounf by tumblr .. and my anonymoud asks being turned on ... i feel like im at a masked ball and this gorgeous southern woman is flirting with me but i will never find out what her identity is becaude we only mert whrn wr are masked and i recognise her by her stunning words, besutoful accent, charming posture and the love and adoration in my eyes when i see her and the way my hesrt beats faster and my chest feels fluttery whrnever i think of her or see her mask ... she can choose whatever zhe wnats to do and i will lovr her nonrtheless because she is so amaskng and when one dsy she decides to revela herself, i will appreicate her the same, if not more

[princess-glassred]

I had an idea for a Reddie Cinderella AU and I can't stop thinking about it

Eddie is the new kid in town, his mother constantly moves them around to intentionally isolate him from people, so he unfortunately has never had a real friend before.

Richie on the other hand is still friends with the rest of the losers club, but he's been feeling rather lonely as of late becaude all of his friends seem to have some one and he doesn't. Bill and Ben are constantly slobbering over Bev, and both Stan and Mike are starting to get some pretty serious crushes on their female classmates.

All and all this leaves Richie feeling a little left out, especially since their school is having a dance next week and his parents are practically forcing him to go.

Then Greta shows up, being uncharacteristically nice to him and asks if he would like to take her to the dance. Richie doesn't really like her but through his desperation to look like a cool ladies man, he says yes.

on the flip side of things, Eddie is still alone, but stumbles across the Bowers gang on his way to pick up his prescription at the pharmacy. They're smoking in the alley, and the moment they see Eddie they instantly try to kill him just because he's new and an easy target.

However, Eddie is able to talk his way out of it through bargaining with them. He tells them he has an account here that his mom regularly refills with out really checking, and if Henry lets him go he would be ""happy"" to hook them up with prescription drugs and medical supplies they can resell for pocket change.

Henry talks it over with his friends and they agree, but Eddie's duties to the Bower's gang get more and more ridiculous over time. It was bad enough basically being a drug mule, but now he's practically their slave. They make him do meaningless tasks, hurt him for a laugh, take his inhaler, and of course, get belch to set off his germaphobia. They don't even call him by his name anymore, just "Sissy", "Fag", "Pipsqueak", ect.

it's even worse because Henry basically uses Eddie as something he can take his frustrations about his own father out on. If Henry's dad humiliates him in front of his friends, Henry humiliates Eddie in front of them too, if Henry is forced to do a stupid chore for his dad (clean his gun, take out trash, pick up beer), Eddie will have to work his ass off.

He loathes doing all this stuff for them, but he has too or else Henry will kick his ass. Besides, anything's better than staying at home with his mother 24/7, and at least the Bowers gang are a "crowd", not a good crowd, but the first crowd Eddie's ever had.

With the dance coming up, Eddie is surprisingly dead set on going, but his mother obviously won't let him. Dances are riddled with disease, germs, and sweaty preteens grinding on each other. The last place she'd ever want Eddie to go.

Later that day, while cleaning a pair of boots that belong to Henry down at the quarry, he comes across Bev, Ben, and Bill taking a swim. They recognize him from school and ask what the heck he's doing cleaning Bowers shoes. Eddie, having had no one to really talk to at all before this, basically tells them his life story.

The three feel quite bad for never giving Eddie the time of day before noe, and ask if he wants to take a break and join them for a swim. He's naturally hesitant, but agrees and ends up having a really fun time with them. After they get out Bill even hands him his phone number and tells Eddie that if he needs anything, anything at all, he can just call them and they'd be happy to help. Eddie is utterly astonished to think he might actually have a shot at real friendship for once.

Even later on in the day, Henry, Belch, and Patrick are all tailgating in the woods while Eddie tries to get a fire going so he can cook them something.

Soon, their conversation turns to the upcoming dance where, although Henry and his friends are going, they're only doing it try and coerce girls into fucking them, which Eddie finds repulsive.

he's utterly disgusted by all this heteronormative sex talk, but keeps his mouth shut for the most part, until everything goes quiet and he offhandedly mentions how he might like to go too.

Henry spontaneously busts into laughter and uses it as an oppertunity to get up and humiliate him once more. He asks Eddie if he wants to wear one of his mom's dresses to the dance, if he's got a secret boyfriend he's been hiding from them, capping off with Henry telling Eddie he's a sorry little creep that nobody wants anywhere except for his nutcase mother. And then to add insult to injury, Patrick chimes in and asks how Eddie could ever expect to dance with his stupid asthma, followed by a really bad impression of him having an asthma attack.

Eddie feels pretty bad after that, but he feels even worse when Henry reveals he can't go to the dance anyways because Belch has a few missing assignments he doesn't wanna do himself, so Eddie has to do them for him.

But the day of the dance, despite Eddie not having anything to wear and Henry's warnings, he still tries his hardest to sneak out on his bike. However, Henry appearently expected this and was waiting just down the road in his car to jump him. He and his friends attack him and the bike, breaking the whole thing in half and leaving Eddie with a bunch of cuts and bruises on his body.

At first, Eddie thinks it's all over, and there's nothing left to do but go home and cry, but then he remembers what Bill said and decides to give him a call.

Bill takes him to Stan's house where they give him a tux Stan usually wears to the synagogue, and although pretty baggy since Eddie is quite small, he actually thinks he looks nice.

Ben and Mike begin tending to his injuries, while Berverly cuts his hair into something a little cleaner and "dashing", which Eddie also likes a lot. Bill even let's Eddie borrow his trusty bike so he can have a ride.

Eddie is supremely grateful and thanks all of them for being so nice to a stranger, but they all say it's not big deal because they're friends now.

At the dance, Richie is incredibly nervous, he's had like three cups of punch as he waits on Greta and his friends cause there's nothing else to occupy his shakey little hands. He doesn't really care about dancing with Greta, she's mean and kinda annoying, but he feels pressured to at least try and make a good impression on her due to comp het and stuff.

unfortunately, all those hopes are dashed when Greta does show up with her REAL date. When Richie asks what the hell is going on, Greta laughs at him and says "Oh come ON Richie, you didn't think I was serious, right? Look at yourself, you have buckteeth and coke bottle glasses, why the fuck would I ever like you.".

Richie tries to stand up for himself and tell Greta off but her date punches him in the face, breaking his glasses so much they're literally unusable.

Richie is so embarrassed about this he runs under the bleachers and hides, planning to stay there until his mom can come pick him up in an hour.  He's mortified and doesn't even wanna let his friends see him since the last time he talked to them they all seemed pretty happy he got a date. He couldn't possibly tell them what happened now.

When the rest of the losers club finally arrives Eddie is very excited, but quickly gets overwhelmed at all the lights, sounds, and people walking around. He's able to put up with it for a while, but then he sees Bowers out of the corner of his eye and had to run and hide under the bleachers.

The losers are fairly concerned as to where Eddie and Richie are, having not seen them since they got here, but they decide not to investigate since they have their own dates to tend to.

Underneath the bleachers is where Eddie and Richie finally meet, Richie's glasses are totally busted and the bleachers are dark so he can't see his face at all, but they still manage to make pleasant conversation.

They tell each other why they're hiding and crack jokes about it, which gets the two of them laughing like mad. They have such a good time talking together that at one point Richie even asks if this is one of Henry's friends fucking with him cause he can't see, but Eddie assures him it isn't.

they spend practically the whole dance just sitting under the bleachers, talking, and when they get sick of it Richie asks if he would be oh so curteous as to accompany him to the parking lot.

when they get outside their conversation becomes more intimate, even downright flirtatious. They decide to play 20 questions with each other, but Eddie convinces Richie to knock it down to just 5 questions. They ask each other the usual, why haven't I seen you around, are you new, ect. and Eddie tries his best to answer them, while Richie gives mostly joke answers.

Anyone listening in on the conversation could tell right away Eddie and Richie are enamored with one another, but it takes them a hot minute to realize it themselves. Eddie's having the time of his life with Richie though, he's all he's ever wanted in a friend (or possibly more than that).

Eddie's heart is absolutely pounding out of his chest, he's feeling so flustered and excited he's gotta use his inhaler to calm his nerves. Richie asks what it is and then asks if he can try it too, since he is also super fucking nervous. Then, despite his overwhelming germaphobia, Eddie let's him. After he does it, he cracks a joke about how it tastes like battery acid, making Eddie laugh.

Suddenly, the music inside the gym switches from a shitty disco tune to some random slow dance song, and that makes Eddie even more flustered than he already was.

Everything is just so perfect, the stars, the moon, the slow music, it's all so beautiful that Richie simply just can't handle himself anymore and has to kiss him on the cheek.

At first Richie immediately wants to take it back cause he thinks he ruined it all because Eddie goes quiet, but he's actually just silent because he's so stunned (in a good way).

He tries to reciprocate Richie's advances and kiss him on the lips, but right before he can they are interuppted when he suddenly starts freaking the fuck out and asks what time it is.

Every night at exactly midnight his mom ALWAYS checks to see if Eddie's safe in bed, and if she finds out he's not there right now she's gonna fucking flip.

Panicked, Eddie asks what time it is and Richie says it's about ten til midnight. Fuck.

He scrambles to get on Bill's bike, and as if the time crunch wasn't already bad enough, Henry's throwing a hissy fit in the gym.

He grabs Bill and interrogates him, demanding he tell them where "that fucking queer is", but none of the losers club actually know.

Eddie attempts to reassure Richie that this has nothing to do with him and that he's a great guy and yadda yadda yadds but he's gotta go NOW, so he just says a jumbled mess of words and speeds off.

Richie tries to get him to stay but it's too late, and Eddie rides off into the night, but luckily for him he manages to get back just in the knick of time, hiding his clothes and bill's bike in a nearby bush to get in the morning.

However, it's only when he's in bed does he realize that in his hurry he accidentally left his inhaler with Richie, forgetting to take it back from him when he tried it.

The following day Richie is devastated but determined to find him, unfortunately though, he never got a name and was so blind he could barely make out the kid's face in the dark. All he has to go off of is an inhaler, and he doesn't really know how to use that to find this kid. He even stalks outside the pharmacy for a while, but manages to just BARELY miss Eddie when he walks away.

The rest of the losers club can't be much help either since, although they know Eddie, they don't know that's the guy that he's looking for. All while Eddie is terrified to come forward about it due to Henry's homophobic bullshit.

What will happen when Eddie inveitabley gets introduced to Richie and he's still searching for that mystery boy? How will he confront his fears and stand up to his mother and Henry? Will they find their happily ever after, or will this story take a grim turn? Idk. I'm tired and this post is already long as fuck.

Sorry if this is a lame or poorly written idea, this is my the Reddie thing i've ever made and i'm new to this ship.

[notlelesposts]

Can i req a fic with Yuri? Any scenario you want :)

𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 — yuri

genre: angst

cw: gn!reader

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you acted like you never noticed yuri staring at you from afar, but you most definitely did. It honestly was surprising. you never were really that popular, so youd never expect anyone to be so focused on you.

it was only a few days since a girl named nanno transferred to the school before another girl named yuri had transferred aswell. two new students in the same month really made them the talk of the school.

before you even said a word to nanno, yuri had always been sneaking glances at you. she never came up to talk to you, though.

it became worse when you started to hang around nanno. yuri wouldnt stop staring. even when you looked directly at her, she never looked away. infact, she smiled.

you didnt really care when she had suddenly gained her staring problem at first, but you started to get a little creeped out when her stares turned into glares. she would even stare at you more intensely whenever you were near nanno.

you guessed that the two girls didnt like eachother, but you werent really sure why. it wasnt even actually your business anyway, so you never asked nanno about it. you just chose to ignore it and hoped the dirty looks would stop.

one day at lunch, you were sitting alone and nanno was nowhere to be found. she was in all the classes earlier, so you wondered why she had disappeared.

“nannos not who you think she is.”

you looked up at the person speaking to you, realizing it was yuri. “oh, hey yuri.” you furrowed your eyebrows. “what do you mean by that?”

yuri smiled. “ive known her way longer than you. shes not a good person. at all.”

“uhm.. alright, thanks for letting me know…” you were confused. the first time yuri talked to you, it was to say that? you knew yuri didnt like the girl but you didnt think she would try and get rid of her friendships too.

you soon realized that it was the perfect opportunity to ask her about her not so subtle staring. “hey.. may i ask why you always stare at me?”

yuri wasnt surprised you asked that. she actually expected it. “oh, well i just wanted to be friends with you?”

you noticed how yuris voice sounded unsure, what you didnt notice is the reason for it. yuri was very unsure of her feeling towards you. she knew she felt jealousy whenever she saw you with nanno, but she also didnt exactly understand the reason for it.

she also definitely didnt want to take the time to evaluate her feelings fully either, becaude then that would mean she needs to face what she felt about you. she was confused and she didnt want it clarified.

she was worried that if she did get clarity on all these emotions she feels for you, she would get the answer of love. the one thing she didnt need right now.

not knowing about any of yuris ulterior feeling, yiur face lit up as you nodded. “i would love to be your friend!” you pushed the bad feeling you got to the back of your mind and ignored the feeling of unease you got whenever yuri had stared at you before. atleast you got a new friend!

friend.

yuri knew thats not all she wanted to be, but its what she settled for. she cant handle love, and she wasnt sure when she would be able to.

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