lazskum
lazskum
If You Mattered To Me, You’d Be Dead.
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what is a man if he cannot think, he cannot breathe, he cannot drink?
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lazskum · 9 days ago
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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lazskum · 9 days ago
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average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias
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lazskum · 9 days ago
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lazskum · 9 days ago
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The Drunk lives in a mysterious, detached reality with a deep desire for connection. This drunk, an alcoholic writer who is working on the next best seller finds the work unfulfilling, dreaming of days past where the pen moved through fire like it once has. The story lies in a reflection of that past life where deeply disturbed nightmares also reside which has resulted in the current self-isolated, faceless existence of the present.
The Gambler dreams of playing at the largest casino tables but is impulsive as he is clever and calculating. Living in the same house together, he bonds with The Drunk over talks of addiction and would prefer nothing more than to be constantly worked and rung out like a soaked sponge to remove himself from all temptation and regret.
The Lover is on the hunt for his darling and is as bold, hot-headed, and fiery as they come. He, who works at the same factory as The Drunk, talks of women and art and is quick to wave off all that is false and inauthentic about people, a true cynic repulsed by all things unattractive including his former life of degeneracy.
Overall, It's about that one day you realize you have been lying to yourself for 20 years and the great unraveling that follows, a conversation about writing, art, and self-acceptance. The soulful story of three degenerates begins here.
(It's in stores, but just message me or ask for a free pdf copy in the comments below. Reviews are the best way to support trans indie authors.)
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lazskum · 10 days ago
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You have been visited by the Badger of Executive Function!
May this tenacious beastie grant you the strength to break through whatever is holding you back from completing that important task you've been meaning to get to, and the energy and motivation to
Do The Fucking Thing.
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lazskum · 10 days ago
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lazskum · 10 days ago
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new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one
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lazskum · 10 days ago
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you guys are gonna find out so fast that i am TERRIBLE at drawing faces im so cooked not heavily tagging cause this (obviously) isnt done i just think this is cute so far
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lazskum · 10 days ago
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Everyone (including me) is dating that fuckass scientist.
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lazskum · 12 days ago
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Whispering, fervent, hurried. As if the shadows cast by the pews would seize him if he stopped. A gentle hand lifted his chin, stopping his compulsion in its tracks. The kind eyes of the Devil leered down at him, arched crow wings hanging high above his head. "I've seen plenty of Godless men in churches, but few as desperate as you, doctor…" They said, voice soft and curious. "...just what do you think you did?" --
thought it'd be nice to play into wynslow's angel motif for my victorian au and turn it into fallen angel <3 especially since their victorian skin quote already makes a reference to it!!
and fun fact; wilson's nickname for wynslow in this au, instead of songbird, is morningstar. go figure, right? :3
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lazskum · 13 days ago
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lazskum · 13 days ago
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oh dear wallace got lost on the way to the shops! not to worry gromit is on the case
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lazskum · 13 days ago
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i saw two funny comments under a youtube short about physics and i thought it's them
also i drew maxwell in my own style for first time yaaaayyY!!! I think i am getting closer to how i imagine characters
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lazskum · 13 days ago
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This is adorable what the hell
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the issue with Weston is that his body can't tell the difference between cuteness aggression and regular aggression so when wilson is around he is more likely to fall back into his Were curse
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lazskum · 15 days ago
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Abolish Tesla.
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lazskum · 15 days ago
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Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).
Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.
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lazskum · 15 days ago
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He's got the brains... AND the brawn.
What'dya think about this gladiator's battle scars? He got them when he's in Battlemaster Pugna's arena.
(*FOR BOTS, GTFO, NO DMS, NO DM REQUESTS AND NO COMMENTING PLS, OR YOU GET IN THE BLOCK TRASH*)
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