lazskum
If You Mattered To Me, You’d Be Dead.
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what is a man if he cannot think, he cannot breathe, he cannot drink?
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lazskum · 9 days ago
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dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
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lazskum · 14 days ago
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I drew a wip of chubby woodie
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lazskum · 19 days ago
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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lazskum · 19 days ago
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lazskum · 19 days ago
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lazskum · 19 days ago
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lazskum · 19 days ago
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Hey, here is some new frustrating discourse.
I'm going to clear this up super duper quick.
And then we can move on and discuss more important things.
Okay?
Here goes...
Nicolas Cage is an incredible actor who is very bad with money so he has to act in terrible movies because otherwise they will repossess his dinosaur skull collection.
But even when he is in terrible movies with terrible writing he refuses to phone in his performances. And sometimes when you are acting your ass off while saying some of the dumbest dialogue ever conceived it can give the appearance the acting is the issue rather than the writing and story.
Hayden Christensen knows that feeling all too well.
So next time you see Nic Cage in a B movie acting a fool, just know he probably bought some new shrunken heads and forgot to pay the mortgage on his volcano island.
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lazskum · 19 days ago
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wip comic based off a tumblr post i saw the other day
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lazskum · 19 days ago
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lazskum · 26 days ago
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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...
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lazskum · 26 days ago
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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
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lazskum · 26 days ago
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One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.
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lazskum · 1 month ago
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TikTok loved this. it's not finished so stay tuned wink wink
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lazskum · 1 month ago
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Col. Micro-Leyendas: "Flores de Sangre" 🥀
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lazskum · 2 months ago
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I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS
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lazskum · 2 months ago
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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
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lazskum · 2 months ago
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My name is Lew Wentz.
I am a 69 year old gay criminal defense lawyer. I have been keeping journals for 47 years as of September 14, 2024.. I am writing a book based on the journals.
I came out as a gay man in 1984. I was married to a woman then. I left the marriage after telling her I was gay.
My younger sister, Zoe, who I was very close to, died rather suddenly of pancreatic cancer in May of 2023. She gave me permission to blog the last two weeks of her life. Those blogs run from May 1 to May 14, 2023.
I journaled my journey through the turbulent 1980's and 1990's. During that time, I was pretty vocal about being gay. I volunteered to help people with aids through their illness and death. And, I believe because of this, I was fired from my job as a deputy Public Defender in Modesto California. I also documented the 12 year relationship I had with my partner, Jim, who died in 2009.
I wrote pretty much daily about these events and many others. I never intended for the entries to be made public. But, I now think they should be, as they weave what I believe to be our common story of what it's been like to be out, human and gay in the past four decades.
And, as I journaled, I developed ideas and ways to journal and wrote about them in the journals. I discuss the impact journaling has had on me. And, the amazing revelation reviewing journal entries for the blog and book of just how incredible our lives have been. Memory fades. The journal details do not.
My hope is that , after reading the blogs, and maybe some day the book, you too will become addicted to journaling. Your life on paper will amaze you down the line.
My blog became one and one half years old on August 5, 2024.
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