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Sylens: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Aloy: That’s a trash can.

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*After Travis jumped up in the middle of a conversation and left the room*

Margo: Where is Travis going?

Samina: Hell, eventually.

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After filling the Travis Tate Tag with stupid incorrect quotes and one Meme, I decided it was time to actually write something of “substance”. [let’s face it, this is hardly with substance] 

I have honestly no idea why I wrote this exactly, it just entered my mind and… here it is:

Weiterlesen

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Horizon: The Digital Series

By @roccondilreblogs

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Season 1 out now on YouTube

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

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Zo: Yesterday, I overheard Kotallo saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Erend replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Travis: Sweet, we've got a dog in here?

Elisabet: Yes, Commander Herres said, we should have a drug sniffing dog to make sure nobody is missusing the funding.

Travis: Still in training, huh?

Elisabet: What?

Travis: Nothing...

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Ersa: Look, last night was a mistake.

Avad: A sexy mistake.

Ersa: No, just a regular mistake.

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Erend : I have come up with a three-step plan to get Zo to marry you.

Varl: Okay, I’m listening.

Erend: Step one, get her to play truth or dare

Varl: Okay, stop.

Erend: Step two, wait until she picks dare.

Varl: Erend, no.

Erend: Step three, dare her to marry you.

Varl:

Aloy: It could work!

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Rost: Aloy is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.

Teersa: boys?

Rost: homicide.

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Tilda: I came out here to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Aloy: Yes, that is because I am attacking you

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Aloy: *pointing to two sons of Prometheus* Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*

Erend: Okay!

*five minutes later*

Aloy: *returns and sees the two sons of Prometheus unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!

Erend: There's truly no pleasing you sometimes.

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Sooo. Update: I did finish the game... And I guess he and Kratos won't be "buddies" which, is kinda rude of the game! Here I was hoping for a dilf-teamup

⚡️Him⚡️

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I still haven't played the last few quests (at least I think it's the last few quests) because I am scared! But deep inside of me, I still hope that Thor just turns out to stay(?) become (?) return to be (?) a cool dude (again?) I just think he and Kratos should be buddies. [if my opinion on the matter changes during the last quests, I'll let you know!]

⚡️Him⚡️

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let's jsut say it's a good thing Varl was the one to help Beta get used to everything and not Erend.

Erend: Don’t be sad! Beta: Why not? Erend: Erend: I don’t have a good answer.

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Elisabet: *in a meeting with General Aaron Herres* I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Margo: *rushing in* Elisabet! Travis tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Tekotteh: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.

Aloy: *sarcastically* Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.

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*Once Aloy finally gets done with fixing everyone's problems*

Random Person: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Aloy: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Random Person : You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Aloy: Oh, no, I do.

Random Person: Well, what is it?

Aloy: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.