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You know what I never talked about before (because I was mia on this account for ages) the way Erayyo and his buddy ask each other if they are okay, while you fight them in the training pit. It gives me life!

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Sylens: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Aloy: That’s a trash can.

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*After Travis jumped up in the middle of a conversation and left the room*

Margo: Where is Travis going?

Samina: Hell, eventually.

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After filling the Travis Tate Tag with stupid incorrect quotes and one Meme, I decided it was time to actually write something of “substance”. [let’s face it, this is hardly with substance] 

I have honestly no idea why I wrote this exactly, it just entered my mind and… here it is:

Weiterlesen

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Horizon: The Digital Series

By @roccondilreblogs

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Season 1 out now on YouTube

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

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Zo: Yesterday, I overheard Kotallo saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Erend replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Travis: Sweet, we've got a dog in here?

Elisabet: Yes, Commander Herres said, we should have a drug sniffing dog to make sure nobody is missusing the funding.

Travis: Still in training, huh?

Elisabet: What?

Travis: Nothing...

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Ersa: Look, last night was a mistake.

Avad: A sexy mistake.

Ersa: No, just a regular mistake.

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Erend : I have come up with a three-step plan to get Zo to marry you.

Varl: Okay, I’m listening.

Erend: Step one, get her to play truth or dare

Varl: Okay, stop.

Erend: Step two, wait until she picks dare.

Varl: Erend, no.

Erend: Step three, dare her to marry you.

Varl:

Aloy: It could work!

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Rost: Aloy is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.

Teersa: boys?

Rost: homicide.

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Tilda: I came out here to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Aloy: Yes, that is because I am attacking you

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Aloy: *pointing to two sons of Prometheus* Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*

Erend: Okay!

*five minutes later*

Aloy: *returns and sees the two sons of Prometheus unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!

Erend: There's truly no pleasing you sometimes.

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Sooo. Update: I did finish the game... And I guess he and Kratos won't be "buddies" which, is kinda rude of the game! Here I was hoping for a dilf-teamup

⚡️Him⚡️

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I still haven't played the last few quests (at least I think it's the last few quests) because I am scared! But deep inside of me, I still hope that Thor just turns out to stay(?) become (?) return to be (?) a cool dude (again?) I just think he and Kratos should be buddies. [if my opinion on the matter changes during the last quests, I'll let you know!]

⚡️Him⚡️

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let's just say it's a good thing Varl was the one to help Beta get used to everything and not Erend.

Erend: Don’t be sad!

Beta: Why not?

Erend:

Erend: I don’t have a good answer.

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Elisabet: *in a meeting with General Aaron Herres* I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Margo: *rushing in* Elisabet! Travis tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Tekotteh: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.

Aloy: *sarcastically* Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.