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I think it's kinda comic, in the bathroom fight,
the way tom expresses his anger here. First he calls greg a prick, then smacks him in the head. like an adult scolding a bratty little boy who's done something naughty. he was not expecting greg to go full open-hand-slap-on-the-face at him at all. BRUTAL!
plus greg gets to hit his face AGAIN while all he can manage is to hit greg's arm. In conclusion, the bathroom fight was basically tom being slapped twice and getting to shake greg up a little bit-- and enjoying every second.
#gregory was NOT having it#i bet if they had more space he would've wrestled tom to the ground right. there.#and tom... oh tommy...#became CEO#got the perfect excuse to touch greg#and officially claimed him as his#it was the best day of this man in ages#i love this scene sm#tomgreg
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alhaitham is one of the best characters genshin has ever created solely because he's just some guy. the laziest man you will ever meet in your life overthrew the government because he didn't want to do more work. a+ writing
#its like if the receptionist at your work suddenly became ceo#yeah man sure overthrowing your government to avoid work wont backfire horribly. you wont become important i pinky promise.#also he lives with sumerus equivalent of da vinci like hello#i love him hes so silly#alhaitham#genshin alhaitham#genshin impact#bones screams into the void
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I love how capitalism is a term that the gods are aware of and know hades started
Hades: "Zeus, you told me that I wouldn't be disgraced by my role as ruler of the dead - so why do the mortals refuse to even speak my name?"
Zeus: "I would hardly call that disgrace - it's respect, in its purest form. You have an entire realm of subjects who kiss the ground you walk on, out of fear for your judgment if they should wrong you."
Hades: "Dead subjects, kissing cold and infertile ground, who have nowhere else to go and nothing to offer. My kingdom is as shallow as the graves they were buried in."
Zeus: "You think too small, brother! You receive their everything when all their lasts are spent - when all the food is eaten, their wine drunk, their final breath heaved from their lips, and their heartbeat has performed its final rhythm. You are their eternal dream - their King forevermore. In that way, have I not given you everything? More than what even I could lay claim over?"
Hades: "You didn't make me into their King - you made me into their life sentence. If they aren't ever to worship me, revere me, and celebrate me as they do the rest of this cursed family... I'll give them something to worship."
#>proceeds to invent capitalism LMAOO#this will probably be an actual scene in rekindled btw haha#shortly after hades became king#esp because it parallels really nicely with another scene that i have planned near the end of the series >:3#this wound up being a very deep response to an otherwise hilarious question because yeah#hades really is just billionaire CEO elon musk LMAO#ama#ask me anything#anon ama#anon ask me anything#lore rekindled ama
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he loves him sm im gonna be sick
#cries.....#and then they became CEO and secretary#tears in my eyes im gonna miss the tomato head x lettuce head duo#ALSO FUBUKI NOOOO#midorikawa ryuuji#kiyama hiroto#hiromido#inazuma eleven#inazuma 11#ina11
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Adult!Chloe having a mental breakdown after losing her job (again) and just wanting to disappear finds herself in a coffee shop run by her former best friend Adrien. Adrien, former model now turned cafe owner and soon to be father (idk who I should pair him with), is glad to see his friend after no communication for years.
"Sorry, didn't realize you were already closing up shop."
Adrien smiled warmly, the same smile he had always given her as kids, "Yeah, but my life never closed up for my friends. Hot chocolate with a slice of lemon cake, right?"
Platonic ChloDrien as adults with Chloenette in the background as the romantic ship (obviously).
#chloe bourgeois#marinette dupain cheng#chloenette#adrien agreste#platonic chlodrien#i just want something soft and heavy but also comforting#also Mari is actually a CEO in here lol yeah#just for the 'oh wow i kinda remember you were actually really pretty back then before we became rivals anyways do you wanna get married'#Adrien is either with kagami luka or sabrina or alya or nino
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I need y’all to focus on the reason the shooting happened over making memes about everything for once in your lives.
#dex rants#uhc shooter#uhc ceo#luigi mangione#please for the love of god stop turning everything into a pointless joke#I laughed at a few memes and then it became a flood and now I’m seeing fanfics#you can’t be serious#hahahhaa yeah lets just ignore the system that made this happen and the people it’s been killing way beforehand#joking isn’t bad but I can see this already becoming the focus of the issue rather than uhc’s use of ai and denying health care to dying-#patients#I’m glad that ceo is dead and I’m glad some of these insurance companies are now scared#but this is going to distract from that and soon they’ll regain their confidence and act like they did before#one action isn’t permanent it’s the outcome and repetition that keep the ideas alive#you haven’t won don’t go doing a victory lap now#the turtle will catch up and make a fool of you
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BRO: All right. This is gonna decide your fate. [Sets down physical copies of Half Life, Portal, and Team Fortress 2]
BRO: Choose.
(BABY) DAVE:
BRO: Half Life, huh? You're gonna be the chosen one. Let's go.
#submission#homestuck#bro strider#dave strider#submitter note: dirk plays tf2#and jake plays portal#this is bery scientific#also sorry#//#incorrect homestuck quotes#mod terezi#isn't this like a korean or chinese tradition?#good for dave#that aside it drives me nuts that half-life and portal take place in the same universe#one is a tale of humanity at it's lowest point of desperation#and the other is the story of how a clown became a ceo and made it everyone else's problem
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I love all the hybrid and past fed experiment and demigod qtubbo ideas but personally, I think it would be funny if qtubbo is just a normal ass guy that the feds thought was a hybrid or had some special ability and they tried to experiment on him only to realize he’s just like that™️
#they’re like why’re you the way you are and he like I’m from bognor bro 🤷🏻♀️#his tragic backstory is being British full stop#I still love love love the hybrid designs tho#he’s just like that guys idk what to tell you#to be fair cctubbo was born dead and then became a national trampolinest and ceo before 20 so he is just insane#Barbie core#qsmp tubbo#qsmp#tubbo
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stayed in a marriott for a business trip which if you didn't know is the main inspiration for the villareal hotel business so every time something was shitty i was just like this is classic jacques
#the villareals do NOT stay in their own hotels absolutely not#i had a malcolm line making fun of hugo for this that i think got cut#he was like 'do you even stay in your hotels' NO. he doesn't. he'd probably cry if you tried to make him#villareal hotels were very nice in like. the 70s then had a sharp downturn#things got tough benicio made some bad deals with some shady people which got worse and worse benicio kinda lost his mind bc of this etc#also jacques was a really aggressive expansionist when he first took over he kept acquiring other brands because jacques is a nepo baby#he was a 30 something ceo nepo baby#benicio was a billionaire late in life he became one around the 80s (he was always extremely ugly rich though obviously)#but jacques really took it over the top#sure he massively increased their value and his net worth in the short term but in the long term...idk#not like /he'll/ ever have to care about money anyway so who cares#this is the fall: extras
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these characters are actually insane i love every single one of these deranged people
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i just read that the times article on ballerina farm and on god...that woman is a victim 😭
#her husband saying they BOTH made sacrifices when she's the one who gave up her ballerina career (studied at JULLIARD) and all her interest#while they moved to a rural area because he wanted to they got a farm bc he wanted to they don't have a helper to look after the kids#bc he doesn't want it#like....they got married within a month of dating while she wanted to wait at least a year because he wanted to get married asap#she sometimes gets so ill from exhausted she can't get up from bed for a week....#the small barn she wanted converted a ballerina studio...became the kids' playhouse#her husband moved all her pretty clothes to the garage since there was no room with all of her kids' things#he calls them co-ceos but the only thing he does is LAUNDRY.#she's literally living my nightmare#mt
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i wanted to draw the cyberpunk outfit again n i realized that theyre like the 2 halves of the word
#aj art#socialstuck#socialstuck cloutchase#twitch socialstuck#kik socialstuck#cyberpunk au where everything is exactly the same except some ai went rogue and the others became like evil ceos#and everything is neon
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the new ceo of alchemax (now with 100% MORE techno-fascist dystopia!)
#end stage capitalism#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara#dr. michael stone#“yeah so uh after miguel became ceo of Alchemax he changed his name and now he uses his genetics phD for evil”#aka future-guel#across the spiderverse#the bad ending (aka the canon one)#“but one day… somebody will strike. you. down.”#cyberpunk#cyberpunk aesthetic
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Stupid TMA AU where Elias Bouchard is the bodyhopper and everyone is confusedly trying to understand how the workaholic master manipulator evil and definitivaly full Eye avatar upstart Jonah Magnus just became the weird unconfortable weed uncle that the Eye just sort tolerates.
#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#original elias bouchard#jonah magnus#peter filles a divorce for real because he married a mean bastard no a weirdo#but them regrets because he misses jonah's sexy bod or smt#elias is absolutly okay about being a sugarbaby#he didn't even wanted to be an eye body hopper he got the hability with a Leitner#and his father had convinced him he needed and deserved a ceo job#Jon becames the archivist because the Eye rly needs smt after Elias took Jonah for him and it latched on Jon hard during his research years#eliaa is like here take this loser now stop trying to bring Jonah back#and Beholder was like what if both#but they now are trying to bring Jonah's back on Elias original body as a thanks for Jon it's specilest littlest boi#the Stranger for once aproves because if elias just came back from being missing and in a magical come by an eye snatching psycho#but with Jonah's eyes and personality years after Jonah just became a random junkie it would be soo confusing#sorry this is soo silly#and stupid#tma
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Oh my god. WOW ok so this isn’t what my blog is for but I just stumbled upon this and I am overjoyed. I’m the guy who made phonetoy and the ship name back in 2020 and this is the best thing ever
yoooo it's a pleasure to meet you! I've been supplying the Phonetoy content for a few months now and lemme tell ya, it's truly an honor that THE guy who started Phonetoy stuff is calling my goofy lil thangs "the best thing ever"
#lloyds meowing#im freaking out lol this is great to me#i kinda became the unofficial ceo of phonetoy and a lot of people like.#they'll tell me they didnt consider it til i started talking abt it and thats so cool to me!!#its genuinely the only matt ship ive ever seen that makes sense to me!
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i said to my dad "well i hope all these 'discontented young white men' stop shooting up schools and start gunning down ceos" and he was like "you know, we really do have the same twisted mind because i said the same thing to your mom" BASED
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