#became CEO

[prideenvylovehate]

I think it's kinda comic, in the bathroom fight,

the way tom expresses his anger here. First he calls greg a prick, then smacks him in the head. like an adult scolding a bratty little boy who's done something naughty. he was not expecting greg to go full open-hand-slap-on-the-face at him at all. BRUTAL!

plus greg gets to hit his face AGAIN while all he can manage is to hit greg's arm. In conclusion, the bathroom fight was basically tom being slapped twice and getting to shake greg up a little bit-- and enjoying every second.

[thehecklingmouse]

alhaitham is one of the best characters genshin has ever created solely because he's just some guy. the laziest man you will ever meet in your life overthrew the government because he didn't want to do more work. a+ writing

[genericpuff]

I love how capitalism is a term that the gods are aware of and know hades started

Hades: "Zeus, you told me that I wouldn't be disgraced by my role as ruler of the dead - so why do the mortals refuse to even speak my name?"

Zeus: "I would hardly call that disgrace - it's respect, in its purest form. You have an entire realm of subjects who kiss the ground you walk on, out of fear for your judgment if they should wrong you."

Hades: "Dead subjects, kissing cold and infertile ground, who have nowhere else to go and nothing to offer. My kingdom is as shallow as the graves they were buried in."

Zeus: "You think too small, brother! You receive their everything when all their lasts are spent - when all the food is eaten, their wine drunk, their final breath heaved from their lips, and their heartbeat has performed its final rhythm. You are their eternal dream - their King forevermore. In that way, have I not given you everything? More than what even I could lay claim over?"

Hades: "You didn't make me into their King - you made me into their life sentence. If they aren't ever to worship me, revere me, and celebrate me as they do the rest of this cursed family... I'll give them something to worship."

[metiredlr]

he loves him sm im gonna be sick

[beastking-golion]

I need y’all to focus on the reason the shooting happened over making memes about everything for once in your lives.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

BRO: All right. This is gonna decide your fate. [Sets down physical copies of Half Life, Portal, and Team Fortress 2]

BRO: Choose.

(BABY) DAVE:

BRO: Half Life, huh? You're gonna be the chosen one. Let's go.

[phatcatphergus]

I love all the hybrid and past fed experiment and demigod qtubbo ideas but personally, I think it would be funny if qtubbo is just a normal ass guy that the feds thought was a hybrid or had some special ability and they tried to experiment on him only to realize he’s just like that™️

[tricoufamily]

stayed in a marriott for a business trip which if you didn't know is the main inspiration for the villareal hotel business so every time something was shitty i was just like this is classic jacques

[koreandragon]

these characters are actually insane i love every single one of these deranged people

[seoafin]

i just read that the times article on ballerina farm and on god...that woman is a victim 😭

[applejuiceyjuice-art]

i wanted to draw the cyberpunk outfit again n i realized that theyre like the 2 halves of the word

[powerin]

the new ceo of alchemax (now with 100% MORE techno-fascist dystopia!)

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Stupid TMA AU where Elias Bouchard is the bodyhopper and everyone is confusedly trying to understand how the workaholic master manipulator evil and definitivaly full Eye avatar upstart Jonah Magnus just became the weird unconfortable weed uncle that the Eye just sort tolerates.

[skeilig]

i said to my dad "well i hope all these 'discontented young white men' stop shooting up schools and start gunning down ceos" and he was like "you know, we really do have the same twisted mind because i said the same thing to your mom" BASED

[ntls-24722]

what if a creature could abuse admin commands

i had a dream where I was this thing. I didn't have actual commands over everything but i could noclip through things and spawn orbs with various properties. I lived in a rock underground, i hollowed it out and i had a creature wife i loved a lot. a lot of this is extrapolation since I don't remember, like, half the dream (that half being: me existing as this thing) but it was very cozy, and I hope to digitalize it

[sleepy-crypt1d]

going a little insane thinking about that one echo in moxxi's heist that's jack calling his mom on mother's day- a call she very much does not answer- and how much the sadness in his voice when saying goodbye says about him