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ah time for the best part of my week (dress slutty and go rock climbing)

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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

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just had the "we're tracking you guys btw <3" meeting at work (we're fully remote) and they used anonymized data to highlight a few people's work habits and how the tracking tool will work and i immediately recognized that one of the examples was my most problematic team member and apparently he is watching youtube videos for 4 hours a day. i would respect the grind but he's also just not pleasant to work with and doesn't reply to feedback and is the laziest (obviously) which negatively impacts the rest of the team so i was like oh nice i hope they fire his ass 😭

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I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

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Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

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Like, an affair with the actress who played her? Or was Trump in some Twin Peaks thing and I somehow missed it?

I’m sorry are you getting Laura Loomer and Laura Palmer mixed up

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My point is that we are obligated to create the social world we want. Intimacy, togetherness—the opposite of the crushing loneliness so many people seem to feel—are what parties alchemize. Warm rooms on cold nights, so many people you love thumbtacked down in the same place, the musical clank of bottles in the recycling, someone staying late to help with the dishes—these are things anyone can have, but like everything worth having, they require effort. Fire trucks, after all, don’t come from nowhere—they come because we pay taxes.

This year, pay your taxes: Resolve to throw two parties—two because two feels manageable, and chain-letter math dictates that if every party has at least 10 guests (anything less is not a party!) and everyone observes host-guest reciprocity (anything else is sociopathic!), then everyone gets 20 party invitations a year—possibly many more. Bear in mind that parties can be whatever you want: a 15-person Super Bowl party; a casual picnic in the park with 20 of your pals; an overfull house party, guest count unknown. They do not need to be expensive, or formal, or in your own home. You don’t need a theme, unless you want one. You don’t even need to buy anything, or clean up beforehand, if you’re feeling particularly punk. All you have to do is invite people in.

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San Francisco.

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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coyote restroom attendant

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Took a risk and it paid off

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beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way