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my job has been soooo insecure and wacky lately (client cut the budget mid project, there were layoffs and everyone else got their hours cut.. i temporarily got back up to 40/week for almost a month and then they cut me again starting next week...) but they just confirmed that i'm getting moved to a new project with a year long contract starting in october THANK GOD... i was having so many dreams about my bank account lately.

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the rest of the show was sooooo bad lmfao. my dad is cancelled for recommending this to me. the plot was kinda hilarious though, it was like what if there was a murder and then a revenge murder. and then a missing child who people thought was murdered so they revenge murdered her dad. but she wasn't dead as a child but now she is. was she murdered? idk yet... but this other kid got cover-up murdered when he got too close to it. and then, well, the guy who did the original revenge murder almost murders you but your partner murders him instead. and then the missing girl's real father threatens to murder you if you expose him (for shooting but not murdering his daughter... she just kinda fell off the cliff case closed) but he kills himself instead. oh and there was another suicide attempt in there. and a drug bust that included an explosion and like 3+ other deaths.

watching untamed (netflix show) at my dad's recommendation and it's okay so far but the protagonist's backstory is a bit too heavy-handedly tragic for me, what do you MEAN you raised your young son exploring yosemite natl park, but then he went missing in the park and was murdered and then you found his body and 5 years later you're still working investigating murders and missing people in yosemite.. also your name is kyle. i can't take this seriously.

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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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watching untamed (netflix show) at my dad's recommendation and it's okay so far but the protagonist's backstory is a bit too heavy-handedly tragic for me, what do you MEAN you raised your young son exploring yosemite natl park, but then he went missing in the park and was murdered and then you found his body and 5 years later you're still working investigating murders and missing people in yosemite.. also your name is kyle. i can't take this seriously.

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right wing zoomers are the worst bro they say stuff like I Adhere to God’s Standards for Life and Manhood and they look like this

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love that they all look like they’re heading to separate functions. like. singles night on a caribbean cruise, ex’s funeral, dive bar with a mechanical bull, english department end-of-year reception, & the bus stop, respectively.

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one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

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two angles of me drinking beer from our trophy last night lmao

my team won the bouldering competition, i'm so proud of us, and also our prizes are fucking sick, we got a trophy, custom one-of-a-kind chalk bags, four 4-packs of beer from the next door brewery, and $100 worth of gift cards to that brewery... hell yeah :-)

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my team won the bouldering competition, i'm so proud of us, and also our prizes are fucking sick, we got a trophy, custom one-of-a-kind chalk bags, four 4-packs of beer from the next door brewery, and $100 worth of gift cards to that brewery... hell yeah :-)

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my favorite part of this video is that at 0:57 i look directly at the camera and say "are you taking a video 😡"

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I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

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i used to love supermarkets because i like things that are in their place and huge surfaces and wandering around but for a few years now i've been feeling myself lose a piece of my soul everytime i go i feel like the friend that's too stalin whyyyyyyy do we need all of this WHYYY there should be one brand one of every product like one yogurt one butter etc and we should hang every influencer by their feet

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" Blue Turtle Flyby " // © 沖縄 カメラマン

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"you have to be your first priority" idk man it depends

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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* For example, I read my first fanfic in 2013 and wrote my first one in 2017, putting that at a 4 year time period in between