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the "holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity" video is truly an all-timer in absurd comedy, it's already up there with "his silly rabbit is that what he calls you no ❤️" for me
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"accidentally became important at my job" except it's accidentally become the go-to person for 7 different people's technical difficulties so I'm spending all day going well idk have you tried clicking on that.. have you tried restarting it.. have you tried doing the exact same thing again? and their answers are always no. as if it's their first day at computer.
#we're all relatively high tech lit people so you'd think people would try something more than once before throwing up their hands#but no
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#i voted 9 and then realized my standards are low but look#i went to the dentist they told me i'm a good little girl and#i only had to work for 5 hours#then i went to the climbing gym and to the brewery with a friend#so yeah that's a 9 what the hell sure
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#too late i've already represented myself as the unbothered leaping rabbit and you#as the angry charging fruitless rabbit#or whatever
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Intro to astrology 101:
Aries: gigantic baby
Taurus: trisha paytas
Gemini: pathological liar
Cancer: karkat
Leo: their smile lights up the whole room :)
Libra: centrist
Scorpio: deranged stalker
Sagiterrorist: sagiterrorist
Capricorn: depressed alcoholic father
Aquarius: sociopath
Pisces: foot fetish
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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
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huge carrot recall affecting canada and the united states, including puerto rico, due to shiga toxin-producing e. coli
november 16, 2024
this recall may expand. see below for details.
Grimmway Farms has issued a recall of select organic whole carrots and organic baby carrots that should no longer be in grocery stores but may be in consumers' refrigerators or freezers. These products may have been contaminated with Shiga toxin-producing Escherichia coli (E. coli) O121:H19. E. coli O121:H19 is a bacterium that can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, elderly people, and those with a weakened immune system. Some infections can cause severe bloody diarrhea conditions, such as a hemolytic uremic syndrome, or the development of high blood pressure, chronic kidney disease, and neurologic problems. Symptoms include severe stomach cramps, diarrhea, fever, nausea, and/or vomiting. The incubation period for E. coli O121:H19 in humans can range from 24 hours to as much as ten days. The average incubation period is 3 to 4 days.
The following recalled products were shipped directly to retail distribution centers nationwide in the United States, Puerto Rico, and Canada: - Organic whole carrots, which do not have a best-if-used-by date printed on the bag, but were available for purchase at retail stores from August 14 through October 23, 2024, - Organic baby carrots with best-if-used-by-dates ranging from September 11 through November 12, 2024. The recalled carrots should not be available for purchase in stores but may be in consumers' refrigerators or freezers.
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affected whole carrot brands and their bag sizes:
365 1Ib, 2lb, 5lb
Bunny Luv 1lb, 2lb, 5lb, 10lb, 25lb
Cal-Organic 1Ib, 2lb, 51b, 6lb, 10lb, 25lb
Compliments 2lb
Full Circle 1lb, 2lb, 5lb
Good & Gather 2lb
GreenWise 1Ib, 25lbs
Marketside 2lb
Nature's Promise 1Ib, 5lb
O-Organics 1lb, 2Ib, 5lb, 10lb
President's Choice 2lb
Simple Truth 1lb, 2lb, 5lb
Trader Joe's 1lb
Wegmans 1lb, 2lb, 5lb
Wholesome Pantry 1lb, 2lb, 5lb
affected baby (cut and peeled) carrot brands and their bag sizes:
365 12oz, 1lb, 2lb
Bunny Luv 1lb, 2lb, 3lb, 5lb
Cal-Organic 12oz, 1lb, 2lb, 2pk/2lbs
Compliments 1lb
Full Circle 1 lb
Good & Gather 12oz, 1lb
GreenWise 1lb
Grimmway Farms 25 lb bag
Kroger 2lb
LIDL 1lb
Marketside 12oz, 1lb, 2lb
Nature's Promise 1lb
O-Organics 12oz, 1lb, 2lb
President's Choice 1Ib, 2lb
Raley's 1lb
Simple Truth 1 Ib, 2lb
Sprouts 1 Ib, 2lb
Trader Joe's 1lb
Wegmans 12oz, 1lb, 2lb
Wholesome Pantry 1lb, 2lb
formatting on tumblr is difficult, please see the FDA outbreak investigation page for the affected ranges of best-by dates for baby carrots, and pictures of the affected carrots.
as of time of posting, the main FDA recall page and the CDC investigation page have an error and do not list Kroger or LIDL baby carrots, while the FDA outbreak investigation page does. I am assuming that this means they are part of the recall and that this error will probably be fixed soon.
the recalled carrots are thought to be associated with an E. coli O121:H19 outbreak. 39 illnesses, 15 hospitalizations, and one death have been linked to this outbreak so far.
as always, these numbers are expected to be lower than the true number of illnesses and deaths, and will likely rise. not everyone seeks medical attention, and even when all testing and reporting procedures go as smoothly as possible, it can take weeks to officially link an illness to an outbreak.
noteworthy from the FDA investigation page:
FDA is working with the firm to determine the source of contamination and whether additional products are affected. This advisory will be updated as information becomes available.
in short, there is a possibility this contamination may affect more than just the recalled carrots. keep up to date with these pages to stay on top of this outbreak.
the recalled carrots are no longer on shelves. but if they are in your fridge or freezer, destroy or discard them and clean anything they may have touched.
do NOT eat these carrots! this strain of e. coli is dangerous and at least one person has died.
if you think you got sick in relation to this outbreak, please seek medical attention, even if just to get your illness officially associated with this outbreak.
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I saw a real pain and loved it so the kieran icon stays for another 2 years
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quick what is everyone doing right now
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Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.
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climbing vid, this one has a fun running start AND I usually get too scared to do routes where the top is the top of the wall (heights.. scary) but this one was actually fun 😁😁
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