#beauty and the best au

[twoshotsoffandom]

The lamb likes to tell dad jokes. Here is a collection of some of its best worst jokes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Horse Meshi. Delicious, in Horse.

[zu-is-here]

The Frog Princess ✧ Your Culture Day

Dream & Nightmare by jokublog

Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95

[koipalm]

liushennnn in my attendant sy au (read right to left)

notes on this au:

sy transmigrates into a new body when sqq fights the system trying to force him out of his body. sqq is livid and decides to take sy as his retainer/secretary/assistant, forcing him to do most of the accounting & administrative work on qing jing peak and work for sqq for free while also helping sqq avoid his tragic fate by telling him spoilers and secrets about the world that sy remembers. sy has no golden core and no cultivation, and cant wield a spiritual sword or fight. sy has no documents, no money, and no prospects. sqq basically provides everything for him & can also take it away. sy moves into the other room in the bamboo house and cleans and organizes as well, although his own room is a mess. sqq never makes it clear what sy's position on the peak is, so all of the disciples follow his orders in fear of disobeying sqq. sy is basically 2nd to sqq, although he doesnt see it that way; he sees himself as sqq's overworked servant. he resents sqq for his control over sy's life, but he's terrified of being kicked out.

sqq takes sy to the peak lord meetings as well, using sy to carry documents, serve tea, and to give him information about anything that might be useful to sqq if it comes up during the meeting. sy also often acts as a messenger for sqq between peaks. he doesnt get much interaction outside of senior disciples and the other peak lords.

since sy's hands are usually full with documents, accounting books, talisman paper, & anything else sqq wants him to carry, sy can't use his fan to hide his face as much. instead he uses his hair & his glasses. his skin is sallow & he often misses meals from running around doing sqq's errands, so he always seems tired. clothes he wears are simple & loose, either slip on or buttoned up. he dislikes loud & bright patterns bc he doesn't want to stand out, but sometimes has no choice bc sqq buys his clothes. sqq will often make him wear more extravagant patterns, even when it makes sy nervous about attracting attention.

since sy seemed to appear out of nowhere to the other sect members, sy is very worried about acting too suspicious and getting kicked out. he copies sqq as much as possible to acclimate to the world and seem unphased & elegant.

sy is very interested in the other peak lords since he interacts with them often, especially liu qingge. liu qingge often catches him staring, but sy tries not to interact with anyone more than he has to. liu qingge usually sees him hiding behind sqq as a buffer. if sy does speak, he does it low & quiet, & if behind his fan if possible.

sy looks like his old body & has long black hair, similarly styled to sqq by his insistence. sy dislikes this.

sqq calls sy "a-yuan" bc sy doesnt like it. sy doesnt like telling people his name though bc it makes ppl think theyre related, which he also doesnt like, so he doesnt stop sqq from indroducing sy as "a-yuan". this makes it very difficult for other ppl to know what to call sy in fear of being too familiar

sy does meet sqh earlier in this au, and he helps him as much as he can get away with behind sqq's back. since sy is less bound by the system than sqh is, sqh sometimes "sponsors" sy to do things he himself cant do.

sy calls sqq the equivalent of "sir".

[a-cat-in-toffee]

dave elizabeth strider and no one out here calling her lizz?

[hhhhleb]

getting to know each other

they got stuck in the Void(?) for an indefinite period of time…without Ink's brush and vials.. they have nothing to do but talk i guess..(more thoughts in tags)

related to this thing with sci and this red ink thing

[kazoosandfannypacks]

shipping two characters: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

shipping two characters but there's a third guy there all the time who just roasts them: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

(to clarify, this third guy is not romantically involved with either of the people being shipped. he's literally just. there.)

[heroesspirit]

Some Links in dresses I’ve drawn over the past few months! Their dresses are from the cultures that I’ve loosely built each character on!

Twilight: Mexican Huipil

Sky: Peruvian Lliclla

Time: Ukrainian Vyshyvanka

Eras: Chinese Hanfu

[xx-sketchy-xx]

“we are so close to opposites, we must be the same!”

@sketchquill I love your oc so much actually though. They are so wonderful

[gojoest]

lowkey had a very scandalous idea earlier this week, still very undeveloped though

[the-blossica-fan]

I imagine in the Actors AU, when Sophia and 37 (who, yes, is legally named Thirty Seven) saw the new dress Sophia would be wearing in Chapter 7... well, uh. Let's just say 37 REALLY liked it. To the point that even Arcana was wheezing from how red Sophia's face was

LMAO

Well, I gotta say, 37 was cast for a reason...

Onion: So, Atticus said that the funniest season to film was chapter 7, may you tell us why?

Sophia: Oh, well that- I don't think I can tell you that...

"Sophia, are you ready? The producers want to know how it looks before chapter 7!"

"One moment Thirty-Seven. This dress has a lot of accessories..."

Once Sophia finally walks out of the dressing room, the stunning black dress with blue accents perfectly illustrates the change of character mid-chapter as well as marking a difference between the old Sophia and the new Sophia. It's a really stunning dress, Thirty-Seven especially thinks so

"? Thirty-Seven?"

"Oh... Oh wow."

"Does it look bad?"

"What?! You're Gorgeous!"

And this continued for a while, escalating a bit with time. From silly pick up lines to more... Dedicated lines.

"Sophia, are the sum of one plus two plus three?"

"uh, no."

"Because you got me six."

"... Please spend less time with Miss Lucy."

The scene unfolding before them is supposed to be sad, a betrayal and abandonment. Sophia turned her back to 37, looking at her over her shoulders, regret and determination present in those beautiful green eyes of hers. Arcana's hand caught Sophia's attention, she is also staring at 37.

They both waited for a line that never came, standing there awkwardly until Sophia had to turn around to stare at 37 fully.

"Uh... Thirty-Seven (whispering), your line..."

"Oh! Sorry you're just so beautiful from this angle, the perfect angle to stare at you!"

"I'm not sure you were staring at her face though"

Arcana had a big laugh that moment, Sophia's red face was something that couldn't be ignored and they had to re-do that scene multiple times.

Arcana would laugh when she remembered that moment, Thirty-Seven would forget her lines and instead stare intently at Sophia, and Sophia would blush almost every take.

Onion: I see, so you couldn't concentrate because Sophia was really beautiful?

Thirty-Seven: That is a big understatement! Sophia was like a shining star in the sky, her light attracting me even more than before. It was really attractive when she turned her back to me and looked at me with such eyes, how could I concentrate when I had an angel right in front of my eyes?!

Onion: *taking notes* ...Okay, please tell me more.

[ray935sworld]

Some... Interesting pictures I found of Jorge Lorenzo while doing.... Research. For science (Rpf)

[kedicatt-cotl]

Hello dear tumblr people!

I reappear once again to state the obvious: this blog almost certainly won't be as active as it used to be.

It's always in the back of my mind as an unfinished project, and I don't find it very polite to suddenly disappear one day and keep you guessing if I'll ever be back.

Thank you so much for your support and for joining me on this narilamb adventure, it was truly an unforgettable experience.

Let this blog be my treasured archive, to which I may — or may not — add some more posts to from time to time, if I get the urge to draw the scrunklies.

If you'd like to see more of my future projects, follow me on my main account @kedicatt — I don't post there right now, but when I do post that is more likely to happen there.

This is not a final goodbye. See you in my next post, or elsewhere. You are the best <333

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[veryaren]

warmup. For the masses

[poolpvrty]

(4/10) Lily as Dexter Charming and Mary as Cedar Wood!

( og post/concept )

[a-whispering-echo]

band! doodles

have some random drawings i collected up and put on one canvas and finished up because i need storage space <3